Okay, Let's get one thing straight. Wondering is boring. I have been in the unknown forest for a while now, mostly exploring the area and finding some water to drink. Anyway, as I wondered, I had found a small pond and got a real good look at my face. It was the same face that I was born with, except I was more rough on the edges and I appeared like a cruel and sinister man. My eyes on the other head were a light shade of red instead of being blue and my skin tone still had the decaying look. I had enough water to drink and set forth on the trail again, hoping to find some civilization. As I walked, I began thinking on my situation.

"Okay, I have all knowledge over Destruction and Restoration magic from Skyrim, everything the I’ve bought from that creep is real, I look like corpse that’s been in a freezer for a week, my eyes are freaking red, I've been lost in this forest for god knows how long… Oh god! Mom’s going to kill me when I get back… That is if I’m not already dead… Damn it!" I kept walking down the narrow path, getting more frustrated by the minute.

"I don’t even know that I’m on earth anymore… I’ve never seen a wolf made out of radioactive sap and lumber. But where have I seen this fucking forest before! It like it’s freaking laughing at me! Okay. I just need to calm down and get out before dark." I thought as I took a few deep breaths to calm myself. I then set my survival mode into action, watching out for the unknown and ready to make the fight or flight decisions quick. I walked at a steady pace as the sky slowly darkened, giving hints of the wondrous night sky it had to offer. I soon began to notice that the trees began to be less thick and a clearing was in sight.

"Yes!" I said to myself happily as I jogged out of these freaking woods. But As I got out of the clearing, I was greeted with a fork in the road. I noticed a thin trail of smoke rising to the left, so I took the left without a another thought. I walked a bit faster, eager to find someone until I found a cottage that looked like to belong to a hobbit that was a nature nut. Literally. I mean, every possible place to put a bird house is there and more. It even has a little clear stream guarding it with a stone bridge going over it. But what was creeping me out was the fact that it look so peaceful, that it just felt totally out of place in some way. But I destroyed that thought in hope of finding someone to help me. I walked over to the house gave a light knock on the door.

"Coming!" said someone in a sweet and shy voice. Then a moment later, the door opened, revealing a creature unlike anything I had ever seen. It looked like a very small butter yellow horse with a short mussel, huge eyes, and a light pink mane and tail. The light pink mane and tail were long and had a little curve at the end. It's face was similar to a horse, but for some reason, it resembled human like expressions. And when I say it's eye are huge, I mean the size of big dinner plates! It's eye color was turquoise and I also noticed traumatizing fear in them. Then suddenly, the oak door slammed shut and a low scream could be heard. Then a bright yellow and pink blur went flying through one of the windows and into the sky.

"Wait... What." I said confused ever more. I shook my head as I began to retrace my steps. As soon as I did that, realization hit me like a ton of bricks.

"I.. No... Can't. I'm in a FUCKING CARTOON!!!" I roared in anger, scaring an entire flock of bird.

"I knew that I had recognized that thing from Susie's fucking cartoon. I believe her name was shy something. Damn it! I'm in a motherfucking my little pony cartoon! Wait..." I thought as began to analyze that facts of my situation.

"I'm in a land of innocent little magical ponies that is ruled by two princess. Their most likely no way back to go home and I'm stuck in this fucking place." I said, then beginning to have a blurry vision. I was... King... No I was a Emperor... No.... I was a God. And I... I was ruling the world... No, I was conquering something, something evil... I was opening cages of dogs, cats, and birds? Then the vision began to disappear.

"What the hell was that? I... a God?" I thought, trying to calm myself down from this make believe fantasy. I then began retracing my steps and try to find a way to this Ponyville if I remembered correctly.

-Third Point Of View-

It was a peaceful late morning in the Ponyville. Ponies were doing their daily business such as shopping and working. But if you go down south you'll pass by a house like cottage that was on the outskirts of Ponyville. The small cottage bordered near the Everfree Forest and in that cottage was a pegasus that went by the name of Fluttershy. She at the moment was have some brunch with a bunny named Angel, the two mannerly began eating their food. Fluttershy was having varieties of vegetables and flowers mixed with her bowl of salad with some ranch dressing on the top while Angel just nibbled on his small bowl of carrots. Then as they were in the middle of their meal, then suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"I thought Twilight and Rainbow Dash were busy figuring out the strange magical anomalies in the Everfree?" thought Fluttershy.

"Coming." she said happily that her friends were here. Trotting over to the oak door happily, opening it to reveal something she did not expect at all. She found something out of a nightmare. It was about three and a half feet taller than her and could possibly be taller than Celestia herself! The monster itself had a face made of bone and had two sinister looking red eyes that stared down into the core of her soul. But the rest of what it looked like was hidden in layers and layers of different fabrics that formed a battle like robes.

It had evil black spiked boots and gauntlets that gave a feeling of terror to anyone who looked at them. The monster had a sheathed sword that looked like it was made of strong bone and sharper than razors. She instantly slammed the door. Fight or flight mode kicking in and she flew into her window and began flying for her life. She flew faster then she had before, panting for air, but her panic kept her going until she crashed into Twilight's crystal balcony.

"Rainbow Dash!" said a angry but mostly annoyed filled voice.

"You got to stop crashing into my... Room?" Twilight stopped as soon as she saw Fluttershy lying on the floor, panting for air. She ran over to her friend and helped her up. Fluttershy was shaking uncontrollably and was looking everywhere with her pupils that where the size of needle.

"Fluttershy, are you okay?" asked Twilight.

"M-m-mo-monster." mumbled quietly Fluttershy before she blacked out. Twilight then laid down her shy friend gently onto her bed.

"Spike! Take care of Fluttershy while I find out what this monster is." said Twilight as she quickly ran passed her assistant out the door. She then ran through the town to find ponies running the opposite direction. As she pushed through the crowd, she was shocked to find a nearly seven feet tall bipedal monster with a spine chilling bone face. She that noticed Rainbow Dash hiding a cloud, ready to pounce onto the tall figure in black.

"Rainbow! No!" The lavender mare shouted just as the rainbowed maned friend was about to pounce. The monster then turned around to be tackled by her.

"Ha! Not so tough are ya-" She was interrupted by a powerful fist to the face, knocking her off of the beast. The tall monster got up on his feet and loomed over the blue pegasus.

"Ow. My snout. You're gonna pay for that-" She was interrupted again with a swift bone cracking kick to her side.

"That for tackling me you freak." said the masked figure with a deep voice that had a slight but noticeable demonic echo with each syllable.

"Who ya calling a freak? You're the bucking freak-AAAAAAHHHHHH" She began to scream as she was shot with voltages of electric blue lighting from the monster's gloved fingers. Twilight was in utter shock at what the monster was doing to her best friend. In a matter of agonizing seconds, Rainbow Dash was given relief from the intense amount of pain.

"You think I'm the freak! Listen here you gay horse. You nothing but overly pathetic wannabe that need fame and attention to be happy. You think you're the best at everything and can beat anyone at a race. All you do is for fame and attention, yet you run a blue unicorn out of town for the same damn thing you fucking hypocrite." The monster finished, giving another swift kick to Rainbow Dash's head, knocking her out cold.

-First Point Of View-

I had just beat the living shit and lectured a fucking cartoon pony. Welp, that wasn't according to plan. But it's definitely a one thing off of my bucket list, that's for sure. I thought as I looked around the area, spotting a familiar jaw dropped purple alicorn.

"Twilight Sparkle I presume?" I asked, getting the alicorn's attention. She shook her head and looked at me, very pissed. Suddenly, her horn began to glow purple. I had an idea of what she was going to do and so I instinctively cased a Master Ward. Now this was not in the game as I know, but it was in the book. Anyway, this spell basically could block around a 100 damage weapon and take no damage from it. It could absorb almost all high levels spells and weak levels of shouts. Another thing about this Ward was that it converts half of the magicka in the enemy spell to my magicka. The shield formed a second before her bolt of purple could hit me. As it hit my Ward, a huge flash of light blinded my eyes for a moment.

When I could see again, I saw a awestruck Twilight that was looking at me as If I had done the impossible. Well for what I could see, the houses in the area were totally destroyed. There were six other houses that here halfway gone and some others were on fire. I noticed that all of the dirt in the blast had turned to smoldering glass, sharp like waves as tall as me were formed. Also there was a lot of steamy smoke in the air, making it a bit hard to breath. I looked back a twilight and noticed that she looked like she was about to pass out... And ten seconds later she did.

"Seriously? That all you got?" I asked, a bit surprised that I defeated the purple horse without attacking her. I noticed that my ward had protected Gay Rainbow by my feet for some reason. Maybe it was ward sizes and covered her up? Whatever it was, I didn't care. I then gave a long sigh like grown, then realizing that something was off.

"That was to easy... Way too easy." Right as I said that, I felt something as fast as a nascar ran into my back. I found myself flying a few meters in the air and the next moment I'm on my stomach with no air in my lungs. I gasped a few times, collecting some air into my lungs.

"Damn you Murphy." I groaned.

"Gotcha ya vermin!" Said a very annoying pony that was named after an alcohol brand.

"Applejack, that's your name, right?" I asked, still lying on the ground.

"Don't ya move or ya'll get another." She threatened.

"Now I know how your trees feel when they don't drop apples for you." I said sarcastically. I could hear her growl at my remark. I slowly got to my feet and turned around to find Applejack with a lasso in her mouth. Before I knew it, I was in a cocoon made of rope with my head sticking out of the top.

"Really? Just... wut?" I asked, confused as of how she had that much rope and tied me that fast. She held her hoof out and poked my cocoon, tipping me over and I fell face first into the ground.

"Ouch." I grumbled. I then began to hear talking.

"Rare, go check on Twilight and Rainbow. Pinkie, ya go get Spike and wright a letter to the princess." I heard applejack command some other ponies.

"Okie dokie lokie!" I heard one of them say so happily that it screamed that insanity had taken mortal form and physics have been damned to eternity by this very being. It was the most obnoxious pony this fucking show. It was a Pinkie Pie. I rolled over and looked at the smirking orange horse.

"You know, I haven't done anything wrong... Okay, maybe I overdid the lecture to Gay Rainbow and sent a few volts into her spine. But she had it coming!" I said, looking her in the eye.

"No! Ya attacked her and nearly killed ma friend!" She claimed.

"True, I did do those things, but do you see what she did? Hm? I'll let you know that Guy Rainbow attacked me. I just met her and I can already tell you that her ego is so big that it blinds her from seeing basic logic! Here I'll give you a perfect example that just happened; Would you randomly attack a, fragile old man that is wearing a cloak and mask? Well your gay friend just did! Did she ask if I was lost or confused? Did she think as of why I was wearing a cloak or robes? No she randomly attacked a lost 80 years old guy out of ridiculous superstition! I acted as if she was going to kill me, so I got angry wanted to make an example of her. I'm sorry that your gay friend is a complete idiot." I said, throwing a few white lies. I had information worth over a 50 years of mental training, so I technically was around 80 years in knowledge. And my body look like that of a zombie, so I could well be that age or more. Thank god for my quick and creative mind.

"Ya lie'n!" she said.

"Really now? Take off my mask and see my decaying undead face. Tell me to my old face that I'm just a evil creature that needs to be imprisoned into stone or banished to the fucking moon." I dared. Please take the bate, please that the bate! And she took the bait! She began walking over to me slowly and put a hoof to my mask and took it off. How she grabbed it, beyond logic, that's for sure. I gave an unpleased look on my face, trying to look as old as possible. As soon as she laid her eyes on my flesh, she turned from pure orange to an apple green from seeing the rotten flesh.

"Ya face as ugly as sin!" she said shocked and discussed, then shoving my mask on my face. She then looked like she was about to vomit.

"Yes, now, could you untie me before you vomit on me?" I asked. Applejack didn't know what to think from the look of it. We stayed in silence for a few moment until physic was, yet again, broken and a pink blur popped out of nowhere.

"I sent the letter Applejack! Celestia is on her way to deal with the meanie!" She said happily, then giving me an unhappy look. She looked over to applejack, noticing something was not right with her.

"What, did I say something wrong?" Asked the pink mare, slightly deflated from her jumpy energy. Applejack hesitantly gulped something down her throat and replied .

"It's... It's nothing sugarcube." Pinkie Pie didn't pay that much attention and was mostly putting her attention on me... In a very creepy way. Then the white horse, Rarity I believe, trotted over to Applejack.

"How is this monster holding up?" asked Rarity, Applejack just nodded over towards me, trying to get these damn rope off.

"Is rainbow and twi okay?" asked Applejack quietly, having a blank stare.

"Well, Red Nurse Heart said that Twilight is just suffering from Magic Deprivation and should be awake in a few hours. Rainbow Dash on the other hoof is not doing so well..." Rarity trailed off giving disgusted looks at me.

"...The poor darling has a few broken ribs and is suffering some small sized, yet severe burns all over her body. She is still unconscious and probably will never wake up thanks to that monstrosity!" She said, raising her hoof at me in rage, as if iron bars were blocking her from smashing me into bits. She looked way more pissed then my mom when I didn't clean my room in a week. And my mom could be an holy angel to being scarier than satin in a blink of an eye. She gave a few deep sighs, composing herself and looking back at Applejack. Applejack looked like her heart had been torn into two and was in deep thought on what to say next.

"Girls, what do ya think we should do about it?" She asked, more angry and yet more thoughtful.

"Well darling, for one, it should be locked up in Tartarus for what it has done to Rainbow Dash." said Rarity as if it was a fact. I on the other hand, did not like that Idea one bit if my Greek history was right. That place is like being a small white guy being stuck in a prison full of creepy blacks, all of them named bubba.

"That meanie doesn't deserve a party for hurting Dashie..." Pinkie Pie pouted, soon trailing off, mumbling to herself.

"I think ya'll are seeing one side of the picture. I don't think it all evil." stated Applejack, gaining gasp of shock from the two mares. For me, I gained a smile.

'"How could you say that darling! It nearly killed Rainbow Dash and shook off one of Twilight's most powerful spells. It is a danger to everypony and should be dealt with as such." Rarity said, still surprised at her friend.

"Ya, how it just shot a lightning storm from it's claws! That doesn't get much more evil looking than that. It is also immune to my pinkie sense! Eeeeevillllllllll." Pinkie Pie said, already annoying the hell outta me.

"I can understand all ya, I would buck that thing into Tartarus myself just for what it did, but did ya consider why it did it? I mean, the bug queen wanted to steal all ya'll love and Discord wantin chaos everywhere. But what did it do to us, before Rainbow attacked it?" asked Applejack, gaining a growl from Rarity and a confused look from Pinkie Pie.

"Why are you defending this monstrosity for what it has done Applejack!" said Rarity, astounded by what Applejack as said.

"Wasn't Zecora a monstrosity?" asked Applejack. Rarity was going to reply, but insistently realized that she had nothing to support her point.

"Well... It. It's just..." rarity trailed off, letting Applejack time to speak.

"I'm not standin up for it, I'm just want ya'll to look at the whole picture of the problem."

"What is the whole picture, Applejack? Is it cake?!" asked Pinkie, bouncing up and down again. I decided to do something, not talking in the matters of my future while these ponies were deciding was not a good thing.

"Well first of all, Gay Rainbow randomly attacked an elder that was just strolling through town." I said, pitching into the conversation. This gained all three mares attention. Rarity look like a volcano about to explode... And she did. She was in full rage mode and had nothing but the party horse that defies physics and a farm to stop her from destroying me. And I will admit that ponies can be scary as psychopaths... I wonder if that Cupcakes thing is real?... Now I'm really scared about the pink one.

"WE ARE NOT FILLYFOLLERS! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!" shouted Rarity with rage as burning as the sun. But that rage soon turned to pure flushed embarrassment as soon as she realized what she had just said.

"Knew it! The fame addicted jock and a high standard bitch are gay!" I shouted to the world, not regretting anything. And that is when pay day hit me like a freight train. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying, but I knew all too well what could have been coming outta that mouth. Thanks to my cocoon of robe kept me from having bones broken and just getting some minor bruises. A few moments latter, Rarity was hit in the head with with what looked like a huge iron frying pan. The three of us looked over to who had thrown the thing to see a little purple dragon, or known as Spike. He had mixed up emotions on his face, some of shock and more of anger, some of sadness and more of pent up frustration that was about to blow.

"Just... Stop." He said, taking a bunch deep breathes, looking as if he was about to explode. But at least trying to cope with with whatever was bothering him. Wasn't Rarity his girlfriend? Oh damn!

"You." He pointed his finger at me with anger.

"Need to shut up and stop getting under ponies fur." He said, gaining a quick nod of acknowledgment from me. Applejack was about to say something but was interrupted by spike.

"Applejack, take Rarity to the hospital, She probably has a concussion and Pinkie..." He said, Applejack looking over Spike again and put the white mare on her back. Spike then slowly turned toward the confused Pinkie Pie.

"Go make a dozen cupcakes and bring them to the Ponyville general hospital, I think Rainbow Dash would enjoy something beside hospital food." Spike, suggested. This gained pinkie's happiness back, getting her all happy and began bouncing away.

"Now..." said Spike, watching Pinking bounce away. The dragon the looked at me with his arms crossed.

"I got three questions for you. You are going to answer them truthfully or else..." I nodded in agreement, not wanting any more trouble.

"Why are you here, what do you want, and why did you hurt Rainbow Dash like that?" asked the dragon, through gritted teeth. I'm being interrogated by a baby dragon, WTF... Meh, I'll roll with it.

"To be honest, I didn't expect you to act like this. But I'll get straight to the point. First off, I have never wanted to be in this mass-up pony land in the first place, but destiny has it's own ideas for me. All I wanted was to find out where the hell I was and learn about this world. And, well... Look at how that turned out." I said, glancing around the destroyed buildings.

"All I want is to go home if possible and if not, I'll just have to fix this world. Now the reason why I did that to her is to make an example of whoever crossed me will pay. An eye for an eye no?" I asked, getting nothing but a stern look on Spike's face. I had spoke honestly and clearly, not leaving eye contact with the lizard.

"So you're basically a lost jerk that is trying to get home. You ended up fighting with Rainbow Dash and nearly killed her because of pride?" asked Spike, raising a scaly eyebrow.

"Well she attacked me outta nowhere and it was not pride, but respect for who I am." I said.

"And who are you exactly?" asked Spike. This made me realize that I hadn't come up with a new name. My old name means nothing about my new form, so I needed a different name. Something brilliant yet... Dreadful.

"I go by many titles, Master of Destruction, Master of Restoration, Dragon Slayer, Reaper of Soul, and so on. But you may call me by my most dreaded and respected name, Malus." I said, with unusual pride, sounding almost demonic. For some reason, I felt as If I had opened a part of myself for the first time and became something different. It felt as If I had been inside an egg my whole life and I was breaking the shell to become what I was destined to be. It felt as if I was alive for the first time. It was this power. It had opened something inside me... And I loved it. No, I craved it!

"Ummm... Malus, why are your eyes glowing like that?" asked the small dragon. I got out of my mind and back into reality, this time I was no longer the kid I was. I was Malus, and I was going to fulfill that vision. I was going to be God of the new world.

"I think I have had enough of talking with you creatures." I said with and more noticeable evil vibe in my voice. Suddenly, my hands became a flame, burning the ropes instantly. This gained gasped from Spike.

"You think you creatures could tie up a master mage in rope and think that I am imprisoned? Well your more brainless then I thought possible." I said, now standing back up, stretching my arms, giving satisfying pops from my bones. Spike began shivering in fear as I loomed over my pray.

"You go give a message to those puppets that you call friends and their fools of masters. Tell them that I'm going to rid this world of their corruption, free the innocent, eradicate the evil, and bring prosperity to those that follow. Now, if you excuse me, I have a lot to do." I said, quickly turning around and began walking out of the rubble and back into the forest. This adventure as only just begun.

Author's Note

Well this took a good chunk of my time. Hope you like this longer chapter. I can't guarantee that Chapters will be this long, but I'll do my best to add details and stuff. Anyway, comments are really loved and do tell what you think and if you do like, click the button that tells you liked it. This idea was inspired by meany stories, but not copying them what so ever. If you got a question, just ask and I'll answer the best I can. Also Tags will be edited as the story goes.

P.S. How many references do you see?