The day the stars aligned

by Max_the_brony

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure
Length: 630

A man is teleported to equestria and falls in love with the princess of friendship and her friends oh boy.

John, a long time Doctor Who fan and a retired marine, was recently invited to be the doctors companion on the show. But John is from America and takes the worst plane trip ever. The plane was fitted with nuclear powered engines with built in experimental mini reactors. And from there there is a radiation leak wich combined with substitute jet fuel leakage and cigarette smoke it opened as portal which closed after he fell through. The portal leading to Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-25 00:40:42 UTC

The worst plane trip ever.

John was on his easy to the airport, his mother driving him because he had failed each time he tried the drivers test.

"I've got a bad feeling about this trip you're taking." his mother stated blatantly.

"Mom this may be the best shot we've got to get out of this crappy home and live a better life. I'm still your twenty year old son. Just famous with you to thank." John said looking at his mother with eyes only a mother,could understand.

"Now I love you and I will speak to you after the plane lands." John said giving his mother a hug.

"Be safe son." she said softly.

"Flight 348 now boarding please use caution, as this plane is still experimental, and may explode at any moment." said a nice lady over the PA System.

"Well off to help I go." John mumbled.

                                                                            ~~~~about an hour later~~~~

John pulled out his phone and started to listen to music.

"What song shalI' I listen to now?" he asked himself putting in his "JLabs, a neon aluminum earbuds".

He then chose to listen to Monster by Skillet.

(I do not,own any music put in my story but love the songs named. If you enjoy said songs please by all means listen to them but I do not own any of the mentioned music.)

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Feeling tired John laid his head back as heavy metal relaxed him. All he could think about were the lyrics to the song.

"I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I must confess that I feel like a Monster."

                                                          ~~~~about 3 hours later~~~~

John awoke smelling the all too familiar scent of jet fuel.

"But I thought this thing had experimental mini nuclear reactors built in to the engines." he said to himself.

Feeling strange he went to the bathroom to puke. But little to his knowledge it was filled with cigarette smoke, nuclear radiation, and jet fuel.

John felt his stomach drop as he fell through the floor only to look up  and see no plane overhead but clear skies.

With a thump John saw his life flash before his eyes as he landed in a terrible to have his right arm break and. his Right leg twist completely backwards rendering it useless.

And with that John blacked out, not from death but rather landing face first in the dirt.

                                                            ~~~~a currently unknown amount of time later~~~~

"I think he's waking up." an unknown and surprisingly peppy voice said.

"Ugh my head." John stated as he struggled to get his torso off the ground feeling a sharp pain in his Right arm.

Looking over John saw his Right at was broken looking down he saw his leg was backwArds currently rendering it useless.

"Ugh where the hell am I?" John asked looking around to see six colourful pastel ponies.

"Holy duck I must be trippin Balls to see this shit." John stated jokingly.

"What does trippin mean?" the purple mate who appeared to have a horn and wings.

"And Better yet, who and what are you?" she asked.

"The names John and I was on my way to get a job with my favorite TV show. And I'm a human." and who might you be?" he said pointing to the group of six ponies.

The pink mate was the first to jump forward.

"Well Hi John, my name is pinkie pie, this is rarity, applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, and princess twilight sparkle." she said on a single breath pointing to each respective pony as she said there name.

"So twilight is it. Pleasure to make your aquantince." John said as he stuck out his left hand, being the only good one he had, to shake twilight's hoof.