If you're evil and you're on the rise....
The maze, the sandwich, and the Discord
Previous ChapterThey stood outside of the maze, looking at how massive it was. Steven layed about a picnic blanket and prepared to eat his sandwich.
"This should be easy, especially with these babies!" Rainbow said, referencing her wings. Discord appeared.
"Okay, so here are the rules. Rule one: everyone has to play, Especially you Steven. If someone forfeits, I win!" Steven sighed, packing up his blanket and sandwich.
"Can I eat my sandwich first? I'm soooooo hungry!!!" He whined. Discord shook his head.
"No, you may not. You can't eat in the maze either." He backed away.
"Rule two: No magic or wings! Or ukulele!" And with a snap, he took the wings and horns from the ponies and the ukulele from Steven.
"My horn!" Rarity shouted. She looked at Twilight.
"Your horn is gone!" They looked at Discord, who held the ukulele.
"Can you keep it safe for me? I want to take it home in one piece." Steven said. Discord burst out laughing.
"Th- that really is a funny one!!!" He said. He stopped laughing and smiled at Steven.
"Don't worry. It will be in one piece.... For now......" He nodded. Twilight spoke.
"Okay! All we have to do is stay together, and we should be fine." She said. All of her friends nodded.
"Oh, I must've forgot..." And with a snap of his fingers, walls grew, separating everyone.
"Good luck!" And with that, Discord disappeared.
"Okay! We need to meet in the middle so we can go the rest of the way together! Let's go girls! And.... Boy!" Five of the six girls ran off, leaving Fluttershy tiptoeing and Steven walking.
"When did I ever sign up for this?"
Connie and Greg came as soon as they heard that Steven was kidnapped.
"Where is he?!? Is he alright?!? Can we please get him back?!?" Greg desperately asked. Garnet shook her head.
"I'm afraid we can't get to him using this warp panel. The one that we NEED is broken and we don't have Steven to fix it." Pearl looked at her, confused at how Steven went to another world with that one.
"Garnet, if it's broken, how'd he get to the other world?" Amethyst was watching the television, just sitting there with the pizza that Greg brought.
"Hey Greg, thanks again for bringing the pizza!" He didn't reply, due to his nervousness. Connie didn't speak a word since they got to the house.
"That is a good question. Maybe it's...." Pearl and Garnet looked at each other.
"We need to go! Gregg, if we don't return in three days, come and check on us. Connie knows how to activate the warp panel." Pearl motioned Amethyst to come here.
"Do I need to go?" Pearl facepalmed.
"Do you want Steven to be hurt?" Amethyst shrugged her shoulders.
"Let's go!" And with that, Connie and Greg were alone at the house, waiting for those three days to come.
Steven couldn't resist the sandwich. In a patch of grass, he put the picnic blanket down.
"Finally! At long last, this perfect sandwich will be eaten!!!" The walls fell down.
"Gah!" Steven was completely surprised by it and put the sandwich back in a hurry.
"I didn't eat the sandwich! I swear I didn't!" He said, stuffing the blanket into his backpack.
"I promise that I didn't eat it!" He took it out.
"Here's living proof!!!" His ukulele appeared, yet nobody was around, but he saw a grey Pegasus flying through the sky. He also saw the five other mares. Just slightly... grey. He picked up his instrument and ran over to them.
"Hey guys!! It's me! Steven!" He finally caught up to them.
"Hey guys! I'm glad I...." They looked miserable. Even Pinkie wasn't smiling.
"Are you guys okay?" Applejack started.
"We're doing just fine!" She looked around.
"Oooookay then. Did we win?" Twilight shook her head.
"I'm afraid not. He said that someone forfeited." She looked at the sandwich in his hand.
"You ate the sandwich.... Then.... You forfeited!" He looked at it.
"I know what this may look like! But I didn't eat the sandwich!" Twilight sighed.
"Please don't lie. It hurts even more if you lie." She said.
"No it doesn't." Applejack looked around.
"I promise I didn't eat it! Look! No teeth marks!" He looked in the sky.
"Plus, I think that Rainbow Dash left. She might've forfeited." Twilight looked at the chubby human.
"I guess that's right..... But you didn't eat the sandwich?" He shook his head.
"No. I promise." She nodded. Discord appeared in laughter.
"You should see the looks on your faces!" He continued to laugh. Steven sat down to tune his ukulele.
"I won! You lost!" He did taunting dances, causing Pinkie to bark at him.
"Stop laughing!!!" Fluttershy began.
"Oh really? Ha ha." She said, very sarcastically.
"Stop it!!!"
"No. Ha ha." The two continued to bicker.
"Anyways, I won by default because a certain Pegasus decided to forfeit." He said referencing Rainbow Dash. Steven got his GameMan out of his bag and started playing it.
"Steven, did you eat your sandwich?" Discord asked. Steven didn't respond.
"Steven! Pay attention!!!" This caught his attention.
"Yes Mr. Sir!!!" He shouted, standing up and saluting with his left hand. Discord facepalmed.
"Did or did you not eat the sandwich?" He shook his head.
"No, it's in my backpack." He took it out.
"See?" He said in a playful, yet sarcastic tone.
'Why did I have to bring him?' He questioned himself.
"Well... I won, you lost! Thank you very kindly!" And with that, Discord left the Liar, the Grump, the Hoarder, the Brute, the.... Twilight, and a very confused Steven.
Author's Note
Well.... The sandwich is gooooooood. Steven JUST gave me some! Steven can you give me some more? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Anyways, I will see you in the next chapter!!!! Smiles!!!![]()
