If you're evil and you're on the rise....

by MargopoloGX

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Other
Length: 2978

Steven Universe comes to Equestria.

Everyone's favorite Gem: Steven Universe, Travels to Equestria via warp panel accident. Now that he's stuck, how will his friends get to him? How will he interact with the ponies? How will he react to the loss of pizza?!?!?!?!

Published 2015-07-25 21:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-26 16:47:42 UTC

Accidental Arrival

Steven was laying on his bed, starting the newest game in the 'Pizza Warriors' series.

"So cool..." He said, seeing the introduction cutscene. Just as he pressed play, the rest of the Crystal Gems came from the warp panel. Garnet spoke first.

"Steven. We need to go on a mission. Get your stuff and let's go." He sighed, because he knew that meant he needed to turn off his system.

"Can I see this cutscene first? I just started the game!" Pearl shook her head.

"I'm afraid that you're needed for this mission." He sighed once more.

"Okay..." He turned off the system and grabbed his ukulele.

"I'm ready to go guys! Just let me get a few snacks!" Amethyst walked to the fridge.

"I'm gonna take... That, that, that, that and that!" She said, grabbing almost everything.

"Aww what?!? You just took everything!!!" He said, looking into the fridge. She took everything but... Steven's hot dogs. His favorite. For some reason, she didn't like them. He also found some ingredients to make a sandwich. He grabbed his burger backpack and started stuffing the food inside of it.

"All done! I have my favorite hot dogs and all of the ingredients to make a perfect sandwich!" He said, grabbing the bread.

"Just hurry up Steven! We need to go now!" He put the backpack on and grabbed his ukulele.

"Why are you bringing your ukulele?" Pearl asked, looking at him.

"Just in case the monster needs someone to sing to him!" He said. Just as he said that, the warp panel activated. Not by a gem though. Pearl turned around seeing a draconequus.

"Hello there Steven." It said with an evil grin on its face.

"Who're you?" He asked.

"My name is Discord, spirit of chaos." He said, appearing behind him.

"I'm afraid I will need Steven for an experiment. I'm sure that you won't mind." Amethyst shrugged her shoulders, not really caring. Garnet and Pearl got into battle stances.

"We won't let you take him!" She said, looking at Discord. But then, the boy and Draconequus disappeared.

"I'm sorry that I needed to do this. Oh wait- I'm not!" He said, with maniacal laughter following. He activated the warp panel, but said something before he did.

"You won't be able to find my dimension, not with this type of warp panel!" He laughed once more, disappearing with Steven, the Burger Backpack, and his ukulele.

Twilight Sparkle was called up to the castle with her five friends: Applejack, the element of Honesty; Fluttershy, the element of Kindness; Rarity, the element of Generosity; Rainbow Dash, the element of Loyalty; and Pinkie Pie, the element of Laughter.

"Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could!" The princess looked at the 6 mares, with worry in her eyes.

"Thank you, Twilight. Thank you, all." Twilight got nervous fast.

"Is this about the weather? And the animals' weird behavior? What's happening out there? Why isn't my magic working? Is there–" Celestia cut her off.

"Follow me." The girls followed the princess.

"I have called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago, has returned. His name... is Discord." Fluttershy squealed.

"Discord is the mischievious spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone. I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever, but since Luna and I are no longer connected to the Elements, the spell has been broken." Twilight got confused at this.

"No longer connected?" The girls kept following the Princess.

"This is Canterlot Tower, where the Elements are kept inside since all of you recovered them. I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Discord before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos."

"But why us? Why don't you-" Twilight got interrupted by Pinkie Pie.

"Hey, look! We're famous!" She said, pointing to a stained glass window. It showed the six elements of harmony.... With a bipedal creature. It had a ukulele and a burger on it's back. Twilight was confused at it, but it probably was just detail.

"You six showed the full potential of the Elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe. Although Luna and I once wielded the Elements, it is you who now control their power, and it is you who must defeat Discord!" She said, looking at them.

You can count on us Princess!" Twilight said. Celestia smiled at her.

"Isn't Discord that 'dragon' thing that kidnapped me?" A male voice asked from the back. They turned around, seeing the bipedal creature from the window. They were all shocked, seeing it. It had the ukulele and backpack. It was real.

"My name's Steven! What's yours?" They continued to stare, but Princess Celestia walked up to him.

"Hello, Steven Universe. My name is Princess Celestia. Discord brought you here?" He nodded.

"He took me from my home, and from the rest of the Crystal Gems." She nodded.

"How's Pearl doing?" She asked. He smiled.

"She's doing great! Do you know her?" Celestia nodded.

"We used to work together." Celestia turned around, looking at the six mares.

"Ladies, meet Steven Universe."

Author's Note

Woaaaaaaaaaaah!!! So, I thought that I was making too many dark and sad fanfics, so I decided to make this!!! Be sure to comment and LFF!!! I will see all of you dudes later!!! Smiles!!!:pinkiehappy:

The boy, the backpack, and new friends!

The six mares stood in utter shock. Celestia knew who the boy was!

"Ladies, I would like you to meet Steven." She said, with a smile on her face. He waved.

"Hi there! What are your names?" They stared until Twilight stepped up.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. I-" Steven burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" He was rolling on the floor, crying in laughter.

"Are you okay?" He sat up, still chuckling.

"Sorry. I'm just laughing because of that." She was confused.

"Laughing about what?" Celestia stepped in.

"Where Steven's from, they don't usually have names like ours. He finds it funny how you're named." He nodded, still giggling.

"Yeah, we don't get many crazy names where I'm from. The closest to yours is Onion." He smiled. Rainbow Dash ran up to him, examining his physical abilities.

"Do you work out Steven?" He shook his head.

"I don't- unless you mean go on missions! I do that a lot!" He said, still smiling. The yellow one walked up to him and touched him, backing away quickly.

"Who're you?" He said. He walked towards her, seeing that she was extremely shy.

"You don't need to be afraid of me. I only use a shield! At least I think so-" This put him into deep thought.

"That's Fluttershy. She's the Element of kindness." He looked confused.

"Element? Do you mean that she's a gem?" He picked her up causing her to squeal.

"I don't think she's a gem." He said, placing her back down.

"What's a gem?" Twilight asked. Steven looked puzzled.

"Gems are People with powers." He lifted up his shirt.

"I'm a gem. We normally have the Gem somewhere on our body. Mine is in my belly button." He said.

"Ah, I see. Before we begin, let's give proper introductions." She nudged Applejack.

"Howdy Steven. My name's Applejack." He nodded.

"Nice to meet ya." He said in a fake western voice. He stood like a cowboy, causing Applejack to giggle.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! I'm so happy to meet you and we're gonna have so much fun and blahblahblahblahblah!!!" She said all in one breath. He didn't know what to say, so he looked to the Rainbow one.

"My name's Rainbow Dash. The most awesome pony you'll ever meet!" He gasped.

"Amazing...." She chuckled at this.

"I like you already." Rarity was putting makeup on until Rainbow interrupted her.

"Rarity! You need to introduce yourself SOMETIME this year!" Rarity jumped, putting a huge streak on her face.

"Rainbow Dash! How dare you interrupt me while putting makeup on!! Some mares need to look pretty, you know." She said. Steven giggled at this.

"Well, I might as well introduce myself." She looked at Steven.

"Hello darling, my name is Rarity. It is a pleasure to meet you." He nodded, and did a fancy bow.

"It is nice to meet you, m'lady." He said in a sarcastic British accent. She rolled her eyes, causing Steven to chuckle. He turned around to Fluttershy.

"My name's Steven! It's a pleasure to meet you." He said, holding his hand out. She was hiding behind her mane, causing Steven to retract his hand.

"Now that you've all met, let's get started, shall we?" Celestia said, looking at Steven.

"I want you to help the girls. Okay Steven?" He saluted with his left hand.

"I understand Mrs. Sir!" Celestia chuckled. She opened the tower, seeing that the elements were gone.

"The elements! Where are they?!?" Twilight yelled.

"That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!" She said, confused. Steven had no idea what was going on. There was laughter.

"Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?" They looked around Discord being nowhere.

"Sorry, I think that was my stomach!" Steven said, taking the sandwich ingredients out of his backpack. Celestia knew it was actually Discord.

"Discord... Show yourself!" She shouted.

"Did you miss me, Celestia? I missed you. It's quite lonely being encased in stone, but you wouldn't know that, would you? You wouldn't because I don't turn ponies into stone." She found him in a stain glass window. Steven was sitting down, making the perfect sandwich. Rainbow Dash went to sit next to him.

"What'cha making Steven?" She questioned.

"I'm making the perfect sandwich! It's gonna taste so good!" She smiled at his energy.

"Hey Pinkie! I think you have a new partner!" Rainbow shouted.

"Pay attention to me! I'm the one speaking! Put the sandwich down Steven!!!" Steven looked up and shook his head.

"Sorry, but when I'm hungry, I gotta eat!" He said, putting salmon on the sandwich.

"Just... Pay attention!" Discord shouted back. Steven nodded. Celestia intervened.

"Enough! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?" Discord chuckled.

"I've only borrowed them for a teensy bit." Steven put the mayo on the sandwich.

"Excuse me Ms. Celestia!" She looked at Steven.

"Do you have a microwave?" Discord facepalmed while Celestia sighed. She shook her head.

"Then I guess I have to do it the old fashioned way!" He said, standing up.

"Will you please pay attention Steven?!?" Discord shouted.

"I'm just gonna get to the point: I'll tell you where the elements are, but I'll only tell you my way. To retrieve your missing Elements, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began. " He then left in laughter. Twilight thought deeply about this.

"Twists and turns... twists and turns... twists and turns! That's it! I bet Discord hid the Elements in the palace labyrinth!" Twilight shouted happily. Celestia nodded.

"Now, go my little ponies." She looked to Steven, who was about to take a bite of his perfect sandwich.

"Steven, I want you to help." He looked at Celestia and sighed.

"Can't I eat my sandwich first?"

Author's Note

Well.... Steven has met everyone and has his sandwich with him! I'll put his ukulele to use later. For now, I will see you in the next chapter!!! Smiles!!!:pinkiehappy:

The maze, the sandwich, and the Discord

They stood outside of the maze, looking at how massive it was. Steven layed about a picnic blanket and prepared to eat his sandwich.

"This should be easy, especially with these babies!" Rainbow said, referencing her wings. Discord appeared.

"Okay, so here are the rules. Rule one: everyone has to play, Especially you Steven. If someone forfeits, I win!" Steven sighed, packing up his blanket and sandwich.

"Can I eat my sandwich first? I'm soooooo hungry!!!" He whined. Discord shook his head.

"No, you may not. You can't eat in the maze either." He backed away.

"Rule two: No magic or wings! Or ukulele!" And with a snap, he took the wings and horns from the ponies and the ukulele from Steven.

"My horn!" Rarity shouted. She looked at Twilight.

"Your horn is gone!" They looked at Discord, who held the ukulele.

"Can you keep it safe for me? I want to take it home in one piece." Steven said. Discord burst out laughing.

"Th- that really is a funny one!!!" He said. He stopped laughing and smiled at Steven.

"Don't worry. It will be in one piece.... For now......" He nodded. Twilight spoke.

"Okay! All we have to do is stay together, and we should be fine." She said. All of her friends nodded.

"Oh, I must've forgot..." And with a snap of his fingers, walls grew, separating everyone.

"Good luck!" And with that, Discord disappeared.

"Okay! We need to meet in the middle so we can go the rest of the way together! Let's go girls! And.... Boy!" Five of the six girls ran off, leaving Fluttershy tiptoeing and Steven walking.

"When did I ever sign up for this?"

Connie and Greg came as soon as they heard that Steven was kidnapped.

"Where is he?!? Is he alright?!? Can we please get him back?!?" Greg desperately asked. Garnet shook her head.

"I'm afraid we can't get to him using this warp panel. The one that we NEED is broken and we don't have Steven to fix it." Pearl looked at her, confused at how Steven went to another world with that one.

"Garnet, if it's broken, how'd he get to the other world?" Amethyst was watching the television, just sitting there with the pizza that Greg brought.

"Hey Greg, thanks again for bringing the pizza!" He didn't reply, due to his nervousness. Connie didn't speak a word since they got to the house.

"That is a good question. Maybe it's...." Pearl and Garnet looked at each other.

"We need to go! Gregg, if we don't return in three days, come and check on us. Connie knows how to activate the warp panel." Pearl motioned Amethyst to come here.

"Do I need to go?" Pearl facepalmed.

"Do you want Steven to be hurt?" Amethyst shrugged her shoulders.

"Let's go!" And with that, Connie and Greg were alone at the house, waiting for those three days to come.

Steven couldn't resist the sandwich. In a patch of grass, he put the picnic blanket down.

"Finally! At long last, this perfect sandwich will be eaten!!!" The walls fell down.

"Gah!" Steven was completely surprised by it and put the sandwich back in a hurry.

"I didn't eat the sandwich! I swear I didn't!" He said, stuffing the blanket into his backpack.

"I promise that I didn't eat it!" He took it out.

"Here's living proof!!!" His ukulele appeared, yet nobody was around, but he saw a grey Pegasus flying through the sky. He also saw the five other mares. Just slightly... grey. He picked up his instrument and ran over to them.

"Hey guys!! It's me! Steven!" He finally caught up to them.

"Hey guys! I'm glad I...." They looked miserable. Even Pinkie wasn't smiling.

"Are you guys okay?" Applejack started.

"We're doing just fine!" She looked around.

"Oooookay then. Did we win?" Twilight shook her head.

"I'm afraid not. He said that someone forfeited." She looked at the sandwich in his hand.

"You ate the sandwich.... Then.... You forfeited!" He looked at it.

"I know what this may look like! But I didn't eat the sandwich!" Twilight sighed.

"Please don't lie. It hurts even more if you lie." She said.

"No it doesn't." Applejack looked around.

"I promise I didn't eat it! Look! No teeth marks!" He looked in the sky.

"Plus, I think that Rainbow Dash left. She might've forfeited." Twilight looked at the chubby human.

"I guess that's right..... But you didn't eat the sandwich?" He shook his head.

"No. I promise." She nodded. Discord appeared in laughter.

"You should see the looks on your faces!" He continued to laugh. Steven sat down to tune his ukulele.

"I won! You lost!" He did taunting dances, causing Pinkie to bark at him.

"Stop laughing!!!" Fluttershy began.

"Oh really? Ha ha." She said, very sarcastically.

"Stop it!!!"

"No. Ha ha." The two continued to bicker.

"Anyways, I won by default because a certain Pegasus decided to forfeit." He said referencing Rainbow Dash. Steven got his GameMan out of his bag and started playing it.

"Steven, did you eat your sandwich?" Discord asked. Steven didn't respond.

"Steven! Pay attention!!!" This caught his attention.

"Yes Mr. Sir!!!" He shouted, standing up and saluting with his left hand. Discord facepalmed.

"Did or did you not eat the sandwich?" He shook his head.

"No, it's in my backpack." He took it out.

"See?" He said in a playful, yet sarcastic tone.

'Why did I have to bring him?' He questioned himself.

"Well... I won, you lost! Thank you very kindly!" And with that, Discord left the Liar, the Grump, the Hoarder, the Brute, the.... Twilight, and a very confused Steven.

Author's Note

Well.... The sandwich is gooooooood. Steven JUST gave me some! Steven can you give me some more? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Anyways, I will see you in the next chapter!!!! Smiles!!!:pinkiehappy: