Dunmer in Equestria

by NLRSoundFlare

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Adventure
Length: 2199

Tamriel has become quite dull since Alduin, Miraak, and Harkon's deaths. No more threats have showed up. But Equestria becomes ripe for adventure for the Dragonborn

Thaiah Belveleth is a 20 year old Dark Elf girl who has become soooooo bored of life since becoming Guild Master of the Thieves Guild, slayer of Alduin, Miraak, and Harkon; a vile Vampire King bent on waging war with mortals by blacking out the Sun. She soon learns from a particular Prince of Madness that's ripe for adventure, but when she gets there it's not at all what she expects.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-26 21:25:17 UTC

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All is well in the land of Tamriel, no threats have been heard or seen since the Dunmeri Dragonborn Thaiah Balveleth a Dunmer girl about five foot ten, with a blueish grayish skin tone with a noticeably slim figure with ebony hair that draped down to her shoulders, a Dunmer girl of twenty out of several hundred years of lifespan had killed Alduin the World-Eater, the first Dragonborn Miraak, and a cruel Vampire Lord named Harkon who wanted to kill his own daughter to fulfill a dreaded prophecy in order to wage war with Joor Eylok (Mortal Kind). However since their is no longer anything to worry about, life in Tamriel has gone from excitement to absolute boredom. She had liberated Skyrim from the Imperial Legion and took pleasure in Shouting General Tullius to death. She even killed the traitorous former Guild Master Mercer Frey for crimes of murder, stealing from the Guild, and to add insult to injury stole from the Daedric Prince Nocturnal. Upon returning from the Sepulcher, she became the new Guild Master mainly due to have already brought a foothold in the major holds before she set out to Goldenglow Estate. She was relaxing in her home in Honeyside in Riften bored and thinking where to go from here when a voice popped up in her head.

"So, my little Dragonborn Champion's bored without a little madness eh?" She could easily recognize the voice belonging to the Daedric Prince of Madness Sheogorath who resides in a realm in Oblivion called the Shivering Isles. "I can take you to a place ripe for adventure. You can also make new friends there if you so wish." The enticing offer from the Daedric Prince sounded promising, no one in Tamriel really needed her, there was no excitement anymore. She took a moments hesitation before finally saying "Let's do it!" A portal opened up before her, she took a breath before jumping headlong into the portal as it collapsed. Not caring where she was going just simply imagined what she was going to do when she arrived unaware of the true chaos that was going to erupt when she got there.

Back in Ponyville, six mares were all gathered around in the throne room in Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle discussing the day's events, it was around 8 o'clock in the morning so everypony was noticeably tired save for the draconequus that suddenly appeared in the throne room with the rest of the girls, the maddening silence was broken with the creature of mixed animal parts spoke up "Sorry I'm late ladies, but I just got out of Princess Celestia's day court. I had to tell her of a magical anomaly I had detected earlier this morning." The girls were a bit surprised when Discord had said this and were justifiably concerned if this "anomaly" was a threat to Equestria. Princess Twilight spoke up after Discord had "That's alright Discord, we appreciate you bringing this to all our attentions so now we can focus on if this 'anomaly' is safe or dangerous." Discord spoke up again "Doubt it, though I sense something powerful enough to rival Celestia and Luna, but I doubt it's really 'threatening'." The Princess decided to speak up once again "Still it must be looked into, you know full well that I've been trusting you more so if you say this anomaly is not a threat I'll hold you to that, however if it should posses as a threat to Equestria____." Rainbow Dash interrupt Twilight during her lecture "We'll still hold you responsible for not warning us!" "Fine, I shall prove to you that SHE's not a threat to Equestria." The Mane Six all said in unison "SHE!?"

In the outskirts of Ponyville Thaiah had awoken with a throbbing headache that could put a Dovah (Dragon) on its hide, with a small groan she finally sat up straight trying to take in her surroundings only to be blinded by a flash of bright light which didn't quite help her headache which escalated from "putting a Dragon on its hide" to "gods put me out of my misery". When the flash died down what she saw put her at a loss for words which is less than she can say for an eccentric pink earth pony with a poofy mane that was bouncing up and down with excitement "Ohwhoareyouhow'dyougetherwhereareyoufromdoyoulikepartiesmyname'sPinkiePie___!" everypony else in unison "PINKIE!" all this ruckus made her pounding headache even worse so she decided to approach the situation calmly without startling these Equine who appeared to have sentience behind them "Um if you girls could lower your voices, I've got a headache that just went from 'putting a Dragon on its hind quarters' to 'I wished I were dead right now' because of that flash of light." Everypony stood silent before Twilight spoke up "Oh my gosh I'm really sorry about that." "it's perfectly alright, you didn't know." "So where ARE you from? Who ARE you? And How DID you get here? Further more are friendly or are you hostile?" "Well to answer all your questions my name's Thaiah Baveleth of the Province of Morrowind which is part of the continent of Tamriel, I was transported here by the Daedric Prince of Madness Sheogorath because I grew bored of Tamriel because it no longer needed a heroine to save it, I'm a Dunmer or Dark Elf, the Nords of Skyrim call my kind 'Grey-Skins' they're the most racist of all of Tamriel, I'm also the last Dragonborn in existence___." Rainbow Dash cut her off at that point "Whoa whoa whoa, I that you were an Elf." "The Dragonborn has the body of a Mortal but the soul of a Dragon, there have been many before me who were either Nords or Imperials, I'm the first Dragonborn of Nordic Legends to be created as a Dunmer___." Pinkie Pie interrupted her "If you're the last of your kind who was the original?" "Well that would've been a Dragon Priest named Miraak who wasn't really dead just biding his time in Apocrypha the Plane of Oblivion to Hermaeus Mora Daedric Prince of Fate, Knowledge, and Memory...but I killed him because of his intentions___." everypony kept asking questions and Thaiah just muttered to herself "What have I gotten myself into?"

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Thaiah was exhausted from the days events, she finally answered everyponies questions, and asked if she could stay with either Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, or Princess Twilight she knew she could stay with Rainbow Dash because she lived on a cloud, and NO WAY was she staying with that over eccentric Pinkie Pie she knew staying with her she was going to get an earful but she didn't want to be rude and politely turned down the pink party pony's offer.

Twilight was a bit curious of what kind of weapons and armor Thaiah was wearing so as soon as they entered the castle, Twilight decided to ask that very question "So Thaiah, I'm a bit curious what kind of weapons and armor are you wearing?" Thaiah looked down at Twilight for a brief moment and said "This is the armor of the Nightingale, these are Nightingale weapons, we are sworn servants of the Daedric Prince Nocturnal mistress of stealth and shadow, lady luck, the matron of thieves. Back in Tamriel I'm Guild Master to a Guild of Thieves, only difference between us and freelancers is we have a sense of honor, but I didn't come here to continue my...questionable career choice, I simply came here seeking adventure nothing more nothing less." Twilight had a mix expression of shock and confusion "What made you want to become a thief?" she must have seen something in Thaiah's eyes that screamed "misery" and sure enough the answer Thaiah gave Twilight was a huge shock to her "When I was a little girl working the Bull Netch farm with my mother and father who were commonly known as devout Talos worshipers were killed when I was five years old by an organization of Talos hunters called The Aldmeri Dominion, they just left me in the streets of Seyda Neen which is located at the border of Vvardenfell in the heart of Morrowind. For ten years I grew up in the unforgiving ashlands living off ash hoppers and mud crabs, until I turned fifteen I was picked off the streets by the Thieves Guild in Balmora, the Guild Master raised me as his own and for the next four years I became such a great thief that when I heard the Guild in Skyrim was doing poorly, I set out for Skyrim to see if I could get the Guild back into shape only to be ambushed at the border by Imperial Legionnaires." Twilight had another mixed look of sympathy and astonishment "So what happened after that?"

Thaiah gave a reluctant sigh but continued where she thought things couldn't get much worse "The Imperials had the Stormcloak Rebels bound in carts going to Helgan, where we thought our heads were going to be lopped off by the Headsman, whether it was pure coincidence or Nocturnal embracing me like a loving mother would, but Alduin the World-Eater came and interrupted the execution allowing me and the Stormcloaks to escape, logically I went with them." Twilight now had a look of pure fascination "Wow" was the only word she could utter for her loss of words "I later discovered that I was Dragonborn because after killing a Dragon near Whiterun I absorbed it's soul and learned the memory of a word of power 'Fus' which means 'force' in the Dragon Tongue." At this point Twilight was a little concerned for her baby Dragon assistant Spike at the mention of "killing Dragons and stealing their life-force" Twilight debated whether or not to tell her about the baby Dragon but went through with it regardless "Um if I take you to meet my baby Dragon Spike do you promise not to kill him and take his life-force?"

Thaiah wasted no time making her decision "Of coarse." Immediately she yelled "SPIKE!" from the top of the staircase they could hear "COMING!" and sure enough a purple and green baby Dragon came running down the stairs and slipped on the crystalline structure which sent him tumbling down the rest of the steps "Yes Twilight?" Twilight was trying to hold back a giggle from Spike's antics but managed to keep a straight face somehow "Spike this is Thaiah Baveleth she's from a realm called Tamriel and was transported here with Daedric Magic because she was bored in Tamriel from lack of excitement, pretty much because she already took care of three major threats to her world." Spike stood there in astonishment "Wow."

Thaiah retold her story of where she was from, how she got here, why she was here, and what she had done back in Tamriel which was old news to Twilight but Spike was a bit disturbed about the 'Thieving Dragonborn' business but wasn't which to more concerned about; the thief part or the fact this girl can devour his soul if he ever crossed her.

After retelling her story they all agreed on one thing...they were all hungry so they all set out for Sugarcube Corner where they so happen to run into the girls who apparently all had the same idea, only reason for Pinkie being there is because not only does she work there, she also lives there. However the only ones working at this time were a married couple by the names of Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Thaiah and Twilight went up to counter to order. Thaiah was still wearing her Nightingale Armor, but left her hood down and her weapons at the castle...and was standing behind a gray Pegasus Pony with a yellow mane and odd looking yellow eyes whom just ordered a muffin 'whatever that is' she thought. After the strange Pegasus Pony left with her treat it was Twilight and Thaiah's turn to order. Thaiah looked at all the pastries that she'd never seen in Tamriel, and Morrowind was the worst place in all of Tamriel to find tasty treats like these, much less sweetrolls or fine mead or wineries, but one thing was for certain the Sujamma at the Retching Netch Cornerclub on Solstheim was more divine than Black-Brier Mead or Honningbrew Mead combined. She eventually settled for a cupcake and Twilight settled for one as well.

After paying for both of them, they went back to rejoin their friends only for Thaiah to be bombarded by more questions of which she was in a better mood to answer than she was earlier, but she was somewhat happy to answer their questions to the best of her abilities. Luna's Night had fallen over Ponyville after hours of spending time at Sugarcube Corner and what seemed like an endless amount of asking questions and answers everypony finally called it quits from exhaustion and went to their respected homes to settle for the night. Thaiah was staying at Twilight's castle. In the morning they were going to Canterlot to inform Princess Celestia and Princess Luna of the newcomer to Equestria.