One day can seem like years when you’re trapped in a prison of stone. Years can also seem like seconds, but that was unfortunately not the case for a certain spirit of chaos. Unfortunate, for the spirit, for one town by the name of Ponyville, one pink party pony, and one Princess Celestia, who knew nothing of the events that followed until it was too late.

This is a tale that none should read, and fewer should emulate.

This is a party of none.