I Always win

by Jade Crossroads

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Fluttershy, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, Main 6
Length: 24295

Discord has made a deal with Celestia, or rather the other way around, If Discord can refrain from falling for the sweet mare Fluttershy, then she will not stand in his way. He already has everything, and they can't stop him, so... why not?

Discord has made a deal with Celestia, or rather the other way around, If Discord can refrain from falling for the sweet mare Fluttershy, then she will not stand in his way. He already has everything, and they can't stop him, but Luna has made no such promises... Despite this, he wonders... why not? That is until he does fall for her..... Can he still have everything? Will power's corruption cloud his judgement, or will he finally see what love is capable of? The alternative is no joking matter... if he wins this bet.... The royal pony sisters, the elements of harmony, they'll all break apart because of Discord. The only thing worse than that is the possibility that Discord will make up his own rules in this game he plays with all the citizens and rulers of Equestria as his puppets, will Fluttershy fall prey to this as well amidst Discord's growing affections for the kind if mislead mare?

Published 2015-07-26 05:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-22 18:24:54 UTC

Why Should I?

Chapter 1: Why should I?

"I've had enough of this Celestia!" I storm. Clenching my fists and glaring at the window in front of me.

Say, what an idea!

I snap and make a tornado and chocolate storm clouds flood and demolish the precious decor/ throne room. "If you will not allow my beautiful chaos I will have to do as I please, spreading it throughout the whole entirety of Equestria, if that's what I feel in the mood for."

She may have released me this time, but just as she had plans for me before my first imprisonment, Celestia has plans form me now, but I have no intentions of cooperating.

The infernal alicorn princess actually makes an attempt to stop me as I make this clear.

Me! The lord of chaos!

It was laughable at best, I easily dodged it, choosing to fly through the landscape portrayed in the stained glass windows, giggling as I added mustaches to her and Lulu's faces. Sunglasses on my own, making both appear in turn.

"Discord! My patience is growing thin, cease these actions immediately!" I look up from my laughter to see her glaring daggers in my direction.

"I'm sorry to inform you princess, but you have no power over me, no longer connected to the elements as you once were. Besides, you still hope to reform me. For your own purposes i might add, rather than for my sake." I say growing tired of this game with her and acting highly offended.

"Honestly, you're almost as manipulative as I, don't you ever tire of it Tia, hmmm?" I raise my eyebrow in an inquisitive manner, not holding my breath for the answer we both know to be true, but none the less.

"Whatever do you mean?" She says playing coy as usual. (at least she would be if she wasn’t so darn aggravated with my antics presently.)

"Oh really, I'm exactly your most loyal and faithful of subjects now am i? We have history you and I Tia, I know you like an open book, enough by now to say that I would never trust you or anyone else in this pitiful kingdom under your brainwashing light for that matter!"

"do you think me that kind of fool?"

"I know i can joke around better than the next, err.. pony, though has that ever made me blind to goings on and such? I am no fool Celestia, unless you in turn understand me that is, and have suddenly come to appreciate my tricks?" I leave my post inside of the windows to stand behind her, "Have you?" I glower looking down at her.

"Discord, you really want to do this, take over Equestria? Where will you be then? sure you ruled a long duration in the past, had a few laughs, but where did you end up, as you will this time if you pursue this route, as a stone statue."

"hmmm, I suppose not, a shame really." I say, suddenly across the room, replacing her throne with my own and propping my head on my lion paw.

"You know, this place isn't half bad. It's decent even, with a few minor changes, it's quite inviting to a reacending power, don't you agree?" forming my fingers into a kind of camera, making the motions to take a picture, "And what do you know, it makes for great pictures!" The appearing paper indeed that of the scene before me, I look at it, and once again am overcome with laughter, "but it's gotten you all wrong! pictures really do bring out the worst in ponies, wouldn't you say?"

She continues to glare so i send the photo over, "Take a look if you insist on staring at something so unabashedly, why not stare at yourself and point out your own flaws princess?" I snap.

She holds the stare a moment longer, not trusting me, before she takes a look, a confused expression on her face. "There's nothing wrong with -" She looks up from the photo and takes a step back, seeing her reflection in a mirror I placed before her.

oh ho ho! That is hilarious! that face! that reaction!

"Discord, enough is enough!" Celestia announces, finished indulging me apparently. "I've been patient, tried waiting you out but i see I have no other choice."

She lowers her head as if to charge, and then makes to transport her and myself, "Oh no Tia, you are most unfortunately mistaken" I bellow my eyes red with fury and upon being further questioned in my abilities and intelligence. She of course ignores me, so much for being bright....

"Wrong move Celestia." I announce coldly. "You have made your last mistake." I snap my finger, and voila her horn and wings are gone.

"And now, what say you to some paperwork? Oh, I don't know, officially handing over your crowns would be a nice start."

Another snap and her dear beloved sister is also assembled. "What?!" she exclaims with sudden confusion and surprise, both with her circumstance of being teleported and of course, the state of the throne room. "Celestia, what's-" She starts, but upon seeing her disheveled state she changes her statement to, "What's wrong with your .....mane?!", and then she notices me.

What is it with alicorn royalty and glares?

"Oh, that is what is going on." She says, as if my presence explained everything. But I suppose, given the circumstances, it does. I let her comment go, after all I was after much more than petty vengeance for a meager insult. Really, such lack of creativity leaves one wanting, I had thought her both above it and better able to make snide remarks.

Humph, some ponies just can't stand my charms I tell my pride.

I make my way to them, exclaiming over enthusiastically, "Oh Luna, how lovely for you to join us, your dear sister and I were having the liveliest of conversations. You have to excuse my manners, I only thought that you might want a part in our discussions, considering how of Equestria is at stake. Hanging in the balance of Celestia's decision, but we wouldn't want her to hold all the blame, now would we?"

"Discor-" I cut Celestia and Luna off, zipping their mouths closed, much to their irritation.

"How rude, I wasn't doesn't speaking, honestly you have the patience of fillies!"

I take my place again on my throne. "Now where was I?" I snap, taking away Luna's wings and horn with the action. "Oh, that's right, I'm going to take over Equestria and there is nothing and no pony that could possibly stop me, seeing as you're all tied up at the moment."

Another snap. I let them drop, just as I alter the gravitational pattern in the palace, being discreet so as the guards don't ruin my fun before it's begun, using magic may never tax me, but it can be oh so boring dealing with knights, captives, and so on.

"mmmphhh!" the two murmur, their words lost with the absence of their mouths, and their squirming to loosen the rope keeping them bound.

"Hmm, I didn't quite catch that, what were you saying?" I ask coyly as I go about removing the zippers and returning their mouths. I regret it to say the least, as I am bombarded with accusations and comebacks, the like which has only been heard eons ago!

"You can't do this!" Celestia finally states, sitting tall and proud. "Fluttershy will get to you, even now you have a small shard of heart within you, that is the true reason you are free to do this in the first place, Discord." She spits out my name.

It takes a moment of pondering, and then I remember, that little pink maned pony, from the maze not long ago.

"You really believe that that pathetic excuse for a Pegasus could possibly overcome my love of chaos, even replace it so that I never trouble Equestria again?" I can't hold it back any longer, "Ha ha ha ha!"
"I never knew you to be so humorous Celestia, nor so trusting! I mean, Fluttershy! Fluttershy who can hardly stand up for herself let alone up to me! Please tell me that Fluttershy is not the pony you speak so highly of now?"

I continue to laugh until my sides hurt , "y-you really think that - ?!" I am overcome with a bout of laughter, while Tia only smiles and Luna glares, although I can't tell if she's angrier with me or her sibling. "Oh dear you are painfully a hoot! "

"Unfortunately you are also a great thorn in my side." I conclude, wiping a tear from my eye with my paw. Thunderclouds gather around my head, as I return my focus on the two nuisances. "Any last words before I send you to another dimension for a time?”

“It's a vacation really, just a little trip back to when I ruled Equestria. Celestia, I'm sure you'll hop on a little memory train when we were an item, don't you think you should at least credit me? I was after all. ‘Handsome, and charming, showing signs of greatness’ you hoped would only grow when the people accepted me, why you even dreamed of marrying me! Where did all that love and passion go?"

She doesn't meet my eyes at first, until she does, and it is not with tears of times lost and wasted, but of pure hatred, and... something else, but I let that go, it was hard not to with her next words. "You must have passion to strongly hate someone such as I hate you discord. You have no place in my heart, only pity, and then only because you have wasted so much of what I have offered you."

I growl, ready to take hold her chin and force her to see the pain I've suffered through my eyes. Unfortunately I am interrupted just before my claw makes contact by her accursed nightmare of a sister, too bad she didn't go by nightmare moon, that form rather became her. I preferred the legends I'd heard of her at least, being encased in stone doesn't let me observe things myself some of the time, some timelines are obscured to me, I am sad to say.

I clench my fist, not pleased with this latest distraction.

"You think yourself so great and unpredictable, when you have surprised no one with this coup, in fact, we have measures in place, and do not think my sudden... disappearance has gone unnoticed. You will be found out, and when you are-" Luna threats go unfinished as I twist my head around to her.

"It will be much too late!" I roar. "It has already begun!"

"Oh really?" inquires Celestia, "Then why are you still here?" She smiles slyly.

She caught me there, completely off guard. "Well, I- what does it mean to you, what is it you want anyhow?" I demand. Using my magnifying glass for hints in her expression but all I spy is several bags under her eyes. Sleepless nights I presume?

"You want Equestria, I want you reformed so that you don't face life as a stone sculpture again. You claimed that you were conscious in that time, and never refrain from reminding us, so why not wait and see what Fluttershy could show you about her world? Learn what she believes is right and wrong or important and immoral, instead of me for once, since you like to go on for ages of my boring nature. "

"As if that yellow Pegasus has anything to teach me that I would genuinely take part in learning." I scoff.

I shake my head, tisking her 'brightness' "Really Celestia, you are losing your touch if you cannot just threaten to turn me to stone as we speak."

"How about a wager then?" She asks, swallowing hard, it is the first sign of real worry she's shown, and I can't hold back my grin.

"Why Celestia, cracking already I see..."

Then I take in her words, "You mean a kind of....bet?" I ask for confirmation, and I am rewarded with a nod.

"yes, exactly." She says straight faced.

"Tia... what are you-" Luna tries to shut her up, elbowing her.

"Oh, put a sock in it Lulu. I would listen to your sister." I roll my eyes, tempted to return her zipper permanently, and then lock it, and then throw away the key. Not that that would matter since I can do anything with my magic, but that's besides the point!

It is not until I take note of what she said, and see the logic in it. "She does has a point. What are you up to Celestia?" I ask using my smoothest voice. "I have all I want in the palms of my hands, so-" To show this I have tiny dioramas of Equestria and puppets of them in my hands.

"Ha ha ha, I didn't take you for the type to play with dolls discord!" Luna exclaims, out of breath between her fits of laughter.

I should have gagged her, but no, I thought she had half a brain keeping her silenced. I face palm myself mentally.

"Grrrrr! They're not dolls, they're puppets, see?" I demonstrate by nodding the heads of two replica dolls of the sisters, making the living, breathing versions, copy the action. I snap both handfuls out of existence however, their purpose long since established.

"As I was saying," I glare at Luna, daring her to interrupt me, though she makes o move to, and only shrugs innocently. Let's hope it stays that way.

I turn back and face the solar princess, Tia, once more to finish where I had left off. "What could you possibly have to offer me that I would be willing to accept? Because you did so well the first time you attempted to dissuade me."

Celesta raises her chin, ignoring my sarcasm. "I would offer you what you have now, but with no opposition, we will step down, at least for a time, so long as no pony is injured or permanent damage rendered-"

"Have you even been listening?" I demand, already annoyed with her "wager". Doesn't she know all the odds are already against her?

"Have you been listening discord, you asked for paperwork, for our crowns, if you agree to this bet, you shall have it and ample time to prepare for our return. It is the least you can do as I decided to risk freeing you this time, the playing board will be most advantageous on your side of the field. No one will oppose you, not even the elements of harmony, so long as the tree is left unthreatened and you keep to the deal. That is if you succeed in proving me wrong." She says eyes serious and challenging.

"Sounds fair to me, hand over the crowns princesses, after all I've proven you wrong countless times in the past, so technically you've already lost-"

"Let's not get cocky discord, you know what happens when you do."

"You really are in no position to bring up that unfortunate lapse in judgment dear, it's long since passed and I have remembered, all too well ...."

I wonder off, shuddering on the inside, not wanting to reveal any weaknesses in front of anypony, least of all these infuriating sisters, but the ordeal of being stone for a millennium is still.... Difficult to recall.

"Discord, you say you are incapable of trusting, of befriending anypony, that you are above such things. My assumption is that you do not know what Fluttershy stands for, otherwise you would not react so.” Celestia's voice draws my attention back to the present.

“The offer I give you is that should you spend time with Fluttershy, and not be moved by or open up to her, then you shall have Equestria to yourself, but should you fail you can't usurp either Luna or I, again. To attempt to do so would tempt me to have you turned to stone once again."

"As intriguing as that sounds, you are missing one itsy bitsy detail, I have all I could ever want in the palms of my hands remember? Why would I release my hold on the castle, and just expect you not to wage war upon me? I'm not stupid, I wasn't born yesterday after all."

I get a somber nod in response. "I know, and so you will be granted full rein of the castle, and Luna and I will keep quiet about the events of today. Just meet with Fluttershy, we will not even speak with her, you can choose the date so long as you wait a fortnight to properly communicating and interacting with her. So is it a deal?"

"Hold your horses princess, you have yet to enlighten me as to the consequences should I lose our bet." This last bit grabs Luna's attention as well, as we both look intently at Celest.

"Nothing gets past you does it? Very well, should you lose, no consequences will follow. Fluttershy will have convinced you to release your hold on what you have arrogated, and aside from being kept under her and my own vigilance, you will come out of this with no pony the wiser.”

“If you do not tell her either way, unaffected and indifferent to her kindness, or smitten with her, you will lose. if you do not tell her of your taking control over all of Equestria. Either way you have nothing to lose, unless you favor power over the Pegasus you say has neither power nor spine."

I once again grin slyly, "You are interesting indeed, perhaps there could have been more between us, you crafty thing you! I agree to this... arrangement of yours. Shall I return your appendages in the trust that you are honor bound and will keep your word to leave me unopposed, and let no word spread of my... outbursts today?"

"Of course not!" interjects a livid Luna snapping out of her shock and disbelief. She had been docile for a time, but now she voices her opinions and dares us to say otherwise. "You cannot agree to this Tia, do not-" She addresses her sister, but I can't have her acting s a voice of reason now, I prepare to repay her for her comments made with so liberal a tongue.

"I am still the eldest." Celestia commands, as I simultaneously yell " you have not the authority!" All is quiet for a moment.

Well then, I needn't have said anything.

I remove the ropes, with some wind instrument or other, and it slithers away and into a giant vase that miraculously wasn't tipped over.

"hmmm? what is this?"

"Leave it discord, you will have time enough to discover curiosities in the event that you do prove I have underestimated you." Luna says disrupting my curiosity.

I'm about to retort that she's not the one who has any say in Celestia's deal with me, when Tia takes her place beside her, blocking my passage to the odd vase.

Later discord, you need only listen to her this last time, let it go. I tell myself.

"As you wish your highness's" I struggle to say the words, against my strong sense of curiosity. I manage a mock bow as I give the pony sisters their final victory.

Celestia again turns to her younger sibling. "We must do this, otherwise there is no chance, If he gets to the elements before anyone realizes what's going on now, there will be no hope. There's little enough as it stands now, little sister. I know of little else we can do, and I have confidence in Fluttershy, if anyone can change him, she will do so in the nick of time."

“Or she will be helpless at his claws and not be able to befriend him out of fear and nerves! Discord is impatient and he will never get anywhere If she cannot do any differently than any other pony.” Luna openly objects, not that there was much surprise , what with all her negativity to this whole wager between her eldest sister and I.

“Don’t you think I know this? But what other alternatives are there? Where we stand now he will overpower us and twilight’s friends. We can at least buy some time, save our subjects from a fate at a chaotic mastermind for a few short days.” Celestia sighs. "Let's just hope they are not shortened because of Discord's controlling the time of day."

“I beg to differ, you do this, and you are no better than him. Risking your subjects as if this were some game and they only pawns! Don’t you see?” Luna turns her head, from her sister before she can counter.

Interesting, I thought the bond betwixt sisters was stronger than any other… I suppose I could use this to my advantage. I should keep an eye on the blue one though, neigh-sayer she has turned out to be.

I clear my throat. "Touching as this sentiment is, you really ought to be going Lulu, perhaps I'll padlock your quarters of the castle?" A snap and it's done, and she is behind the great doors.

Good riddance you meddler.

I turn my attentions back to my gracious host. "As for you Celestia, the Deal has been struck. You left the final decision up to me, and I accept."
I shake her hoof, sealing it. "And don't you dare even consider backing out of this one, because I will not excuse any such actions on your part to 'make amends' with anypony. You will then have to deal with me when I am truly at my worst."

"I understand. You have my word, so long as I have yours....even if I do not have yours."

"Good. now then, you too should be going, I believe you are capable of escorting yourself out. I will clean up here, can't have anypony catching on now can we?" I chuckle, a glint returning to my eyes. "Not until the great unveiling that is. Good luck Celestia, you'll need it, when I banish you that is. This will be the most delightful of outcomes! One for the history book I assure you!"

..........................

Celestia slowly retraces her steps, retreating to her room. Let's hope that never comes to be, in life or in print. If my hope is not mislead by the trust in my kind subject, you will not think so quickly as to ruin every pony's peaceful lives. For that is all I really have to hold onto, a hope. Even the founding of Equestria, and it's peaceful coexistence with the diverse creatures around my kingdom, was a hope.

I look to the west, at the moon descending from it's seat in the heavens. Forgive me, dear sister. I didn't know what else to do. Celestia hangs her head low to the ground, and tries to assure herself that she is not in the wrong, because she could only think of one other thing to do, and she is not so sure which is the worse evil, the second option, or the risk she is taking with Discord. either way, it all comes down to gambles, one of the many struggles one faces with power, is terrible choices, and risks they're forced to take, knowing the consequences if they fail.

Author's Note

Before continuing with this story, I would like to point out that I do not own or claim any rights to the characters or the show they are derived from, My Little Pony.
This is my first fanfiction, and I am treating it a little like my novel idea at this point, giving it my utmost care and attention when it comes to detail, I hope you guys like it! :twilightsmile:

(additional, anything with the above periods, will mark a break in which another character's pov is used, {not that you wouldn't figure it out alone,}):pinkiehappy:

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Author's Note

Part one of the original chapter 2, with some alterations and changes from first person to third person, leaning a little more to Discord's thoughts than the other ponies. Alert me of any errors please! I hope you enjoy:ajsmug:!

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Chapter 2

Discord stretches, yawning grouchily, as he wakes to some outside annoyance or other. He tentatively opens a yellow, red pupiled eye as he grunts at the current inconvenience. If all had been as it was before he had fallen asleep, he would have been peering out his window, peering down from his comfortable (to an extent, bland as it was) room in the castle.

On the contrary he found himself transported outside of his quarters, and his bed balanced at the tip of a tower's spire. And overlooking the palace grounds below, he could not help but think how high of an elevation he was at. Never let it be said that the Lord of Chaos is afraid of heights, but this was not the scenery he had expected after rising....

How Exactly did anypony manage to poof me up here? You can’t even see this roof from the ground!

Discord looks around him, the sky is still a dark shade attributed to the night sky, but hints of pink and a lighter purple reveal the time, a few hours off from dawn.

When I get my my claws on the wise-stallion that did this…! He scrambles to his feet and into the air, curling his fists with every plan he hatched to seek his retribution upon the soon-to-be miserable pony.

He would take great joy in that, but as unamused as Discord was, he sought to calm himself, knowing he wouldn't get anywhere with his anger, he had bigger fish to fry.

At least I know I haven't been sleep magicking again.

He poofs the bedding away before it tumbles down the long distance to the courtyard below, not that he cared it it hit anypony, but he didn’t want any passers by to hope he had been flattened into a pancake. He would not give the prankster the satisfaction, he had not entirely dismissed the thought of seeking payback.

Discord flies down, in search of an entrance, before spotting an open window some distance below him. He descends carefully, keeping on the alert for the guards Celestia and Luna kept handy.

I can't imagine why, they don't actually guard anything, and besides looking impressive, they don't serve any real purpose.

Discord swiftly glides through said entrance and finds a foothold on the ceiling,taking the liberty to scan the halls. He would find the pony responsible for his foul morning, and see to it that justice was served. He had never let a pony off the hook for tricking him, and he didn’t intend to start now, even if he had to use patience all day, so intent was he to find the ones behind the consideration he received most undeservingly.

At least, he would have been had he not come muzzle to muzzle Celestia. What Discord had not accounted for was the princess waiting for his re-entry via this particular window. He hadn’t heard her hoofprints approaching, as absorbed as he was in his own scheme, but then she probably used her magic. Discord curses himself for his foolishness, of course Celestia would keep tabs on him! he’d never trusted him, so why should she start now?

“Good morning Discord!” She smiles.
"It is a curious thing for one to stand on the ceiling, would you mind stepping down?” Celestia questions the disorderly being teasingly.

“I’m afraid not, Tia dear. I like my present standing, and no amount of bargaining will convince me otherwise.” Discord replies nonchalantly, selecting his words carefully as his ears twitch slightly.

Luna just so happened to come into the room at that moment. Unlike her sister, her hooves echoed within the corridors, while Celestia had thought nothing of it, as it was a common background noise, Discord recognized just who was coming forth from the shadows of the early morning.

While Celestia purposefully ran into Discord, Luna on the other hoof, had taken a stroll before she lowered the moon and laid her head to rest. She had no set destination, she had only wished to clear her head and to think. She stopped abruptly however, at the sight unfolding before her.

It appeared to her that her sister still associated herself with the villain, the two must have been speaking of the deal they had made. Although with Discord, she couldn’t tell if it was for clarification or the forging of an alliance. I shall have to maintain vigilance over these two.

She was once certain she could trust her sister, but now she was no longer so sure, and even when she had, she didn’t always approve of her methods. She often displayed too much faith in her subjects for her liking, instead of handling problems head on. But then, much had changed after her banishment to the moon.

Luna had heard only what Discord had said, and instantly thought only that her sister must be making some additional foolhardy deals with the foul creature. She charged forward, and looked her beloved sister in the eyes.

“What are you thinking? You say you only take necessary risks, yet here We find thee with thine supposed enemy, proposing more potential ills upon our kingdom!” Luna accuses her formerly trusted sister in the royal canterlot voice.

Celestia’s wings lift her to the ceiling, surprised by her sister’s outburst.

Unsurprisingly it doesn't take long before her glare focuses on Discord, a look that could scald in his opinion. As tempted as the Lord of Chaos was, even he knew better than to create this illusion at such a time.

Celestia is barely keeping her on a leash as it is. I know when not to test someone's patience, although I usually ignore the cue, the best plan is to direct her wrath upon her sister, can anypony say anti-sister bonding time?

Discord, though he recognizes the time to take caution, revels in what her sudden appearance wrought, he had heard her approach after all. This little fiasco will certainly chip away at their strong sisterly bond, if it doesn’t fuel the fire, then nothing else will. Now I must sit and wait. He would have materialized popcorn and a theatre chair, but he was still under the scrutiny of Luna, though her gaze had shifted back to her.

“Luna!” Celestia cries, “Why the sudden aggression? I have made no alterations nor any further deals with Discord. In that you can trust me.” She tries to reassure her.

“Oh? Then where shall We be wary of your honesty, Tia?”

“Luna.” Celestia warns, “You know as well as I that there is no reason for distrust between us sisters, so please, since you are here, will you -”

“No dear Sister, you shall tend to Discord yourself, I will only help where I see fit. He is your responsibility.”

“Hey!” Retorts discord, “I’m no pony’s responsibility but my own, I’m not some dog of yours!” Discord informs the mistaken Luna.

Luna only lifts an eyebrow, “Oh really?” she snaps, “Tis news to me.”

Discord chooses to ignore this. Knowing she could go on all day with a cool head, as he overheats with ever increasing rage, and still they would reach no conclusion to their pointless bickering.

As Discord had taken a peaceful decision, so had Luna reached an agreement with her sister for the time being. She loathed to see her sister so reckless, but she tried to stand with her while they confronted Discord, so long a they could agree on one thing, Discord was not to be trusted. She could always go back to silently avoiding her sister, or openly opposing her whilst Discord was not within sight or hearing. They must appear to be a united front, or else he’d take advantage of the situation.

Discord takes in their demeanors. Between Celestia's insistence, though he couldn’t discern what she was trying to insist, and Luna’s defined hatred, the only thing that irritated him more was the sudden realization that dawned on him.

Nopony had transported him to the roof, no, it had to have been an ivory alicorn princess. He mentally facepalmed himself when he further realized this, mostly because it explained Celestia’s suddenly chipper mood, and how he should have known nopony had pranked him as none of them knew of his presence. For all they knew he was still imprisoned as a stone statue within Celestia’s gardens.

His thoughts were now consumed with this new knowledge, that Celestia was the lone prankster, the rogue that had relocated the chaotic spirit. The only other thoughts were questions as to why she went to all the trouble. That was until Celestia gave him a look. That look that always told him that he knew exactly what she expected, although unlike all those other times, she wasn't demanding an apology and he wasn’t receiving the silent treatment for refusing to budge.

Discord scowls when he realizes why Celestia had him pranked, she wanted him fully awake and aware. Today would be the day he thought, that he would be forced to feign a friendship with that yellow pegasus… What was her name again?

I mean really, Fluttershy was the only one Celestia thought to ensure I stay in line? Equestria is on a fast track to decline, good thing I’m here. He grins mischievously at the thought.

Celestia’s sudden change from an amused expression, to one of displeasure brings him back to the present.

He would feign ignorance, ask what the hay they were doing there, if only he hadn’t received yet another look from Celestia telling him that now was neither the time, nor the place.

“Discord. It is due time for you to meet with Fluttershy. I believe you’ll appreciate the early disruption of your beauty sleep, as she too is an early riser.” Celestia begins logically reasoning with him.

When Discord fails to react in any way aside from rolling his eyes and widening his smug smile, she decides to take a different approach. Insulting his pride.

“You didn’t mind my litle trick did you, or will you let such trivial matters blind you from your goals?” Celestia renews her brilliant smile, her good humor returning, knowing she had won and Discord wouldn’t back down. If she could get Discord to hear her challenge, then he will stay determined at the start, only to give way at the end, without him becoming aware of it, thinking himself above failure. She makes sure Discord sees her expression before her face returns to its usual stoic expression.

In fact, he had indeed taken great offense at her comment. “Why Celestia, that you wound my pride so!” Discord melodramatically deflects her slighting challenge.

“Not that it does thou any good.” remarks the ever rude Luna, tired of this whole affair, just wanting Discord to leave already.
Discord openly glares at her, giving her a well deserved raspberry.

“Discord.” Celestia warns, reprimanding him before he can think of anything to return her sister’s short remark. “You really should be going.”
"Oh, no. It's not even dawn yet! You haven't even begun to raise the sun, yet you decide to send me out in search for-" Discord begins to object, catching on to Celestia’s motives, and hoping that he could still get a few more hours’ sleep out of a new arrangement, and while nopony was looking, create a little chaos, nothing serious, but still...

"She lives on the outskirts of the Everfree, and we both know of your teleportation abilities." Celestia cuts him off, though not nearly as discourteous as her sister displays in her open distrust and hatred.

"What's more you'll want to reach her when she first steps out of her home, or else you'll knock on her door and she will do one of two things, contact her friends, which would quickly put an end to our agreement, or deny you entry."

Discord opens his mouth in an attempt to speak, but finds himself silenced again by the elder alicorn. "And before you say anything, breaking and entering is not a good first impression... nor does it instill a sense of trust."

"Gah! Fine, have it your way."Discord proceeds pouting, crossing his arms, and turning away from her. He uses his magic to touch his hoof and lizard leg to the floor. Celestia waits him out as usual, Discord, looking over his shoulder sees her raising her brow at his curious display of frustration.

With a sigh I let my arms drop to my sides, "I'll adhere to your wishes, for now, however, boring your alternatives are."

Discord’s comment is received with blank stares and stiff frowns, the two sisters choosing not to comment on the chaos spirit’s disorderly conduct.

A long pervading silence follows, further cracking down Discord’s nerves the longer it lasts. He stands there, waiting for either alicorn, even Luna to say anything. He silently pleads with them, if one of the two would be willing to ask him to remain for the day, or present him with something that he needs to consider before venturing to see the yellow pegasus. He is greatly disappointed that this should not be the case. The impossible stretch of time was filled with only the stony faces and the increasing impatience of the tower's only other occupants was doing a number on his composure.

all the while he holds back the torrent of questions and snide remarks trying to bubble to the surface.

But he’d never been one to withhold the nonsense most people would filter out, for him, it is the random chaotic thoughts that cross his mind and the functions of his imagination that make his character.

"So.... What do you have to say about me whipping us up some cotton candy clouds to improve the weather around here?" He ask stupidly, when honestly, that was the most compromise he could make at the moment. He regretted it instantly however, for one thing there was so much more he could have said.

The second reason is Celestia and Luna giving him the boot, doing their best to kick Discord out of the castle and onto a nearby balcony. He thwarts their attempts, but he sadly they succeeded to an extent. Their effort was not all spent in vain.

"It's time to go Discord, you're overstaying your welcome." Luna reprimands me, standing with her sister.

"Hey! I thought this was my castle now!" DIscord points attention to the only thing that matters most to him presently, besides the issue of having to meet that weakling pony.

"Not while we're still in power it's not, as I said, Discord, what happens next will be determined after the bet." Tia says, quite obnoxiously thought discord.

"Now. Go. Talk. To. That. Mare!" She grunts as she pushes me in the direction of the balcony's edge.

“Do I really have to do this today?" the Lord of Chaos complains, as he received a royal escort out of the castle from the courtious Luna and Celestia. His heels leaving ruts in the ground as he objected left and right in an effort to convince Tia. No need to bother about Lulu, she'd be all too happy with this. In fact, she already was, making no pretense to hide her true feelings, although he may have just made her mad again.

“If thou desires this castle sooner rather than later, then yes. Not to mention how close you’ve come to giving your presence away already, what with thy pranks at the expense of the royal guards.” mutters Luna with contempt.

Well... I guess I was wrong about her being in a good mood. But I still don't regret pulling pranks at the expense of the royal guards. Discord snickers at her comment, remembering all too well the looks of complete and utter surprise on the guard's faces.

Ha! Royal guard indeed! he thinks flicking his tongue. More like royal buffoons, if that’s the kind of thing they train for then I am truly sorry for the poor wretches.

He did indeed remember the little pranks pulled on the guards. The levels of hilarity were unfathomable, the lucky ones were only slightly confused, but carried on with their duties, undeterred. Those were no fun according to Discord.

The rest were likely kicked out of the job before Luna and Celestia realized he was responsible for their fears. Frankly, he couldn't understand how they hadn’t drawn the conclusion that the spirit of disharmony was free.

It should have been obvious! I even left a few hints, I was so frustrated at their obliviousness! (And that's how the princesses of moon and sun found out.) I have to agree however, that in doing so I had been childish, what would have ensued had I been found out? Discord rants.

He does not ponder what the result would have been, he is the Lord of Chaos after all, and that’s exactly what would have transpired, absolute chaos! But even one such as he recognizes the need for a proper plan. It may make him hypocritical to be methodical, though he hates the very mention of ‘organized chaos’, he will not hesitate to create more thought out schemes, the more random they are the more prone to failure, and besides, if the end result is always the same, then why bother about it? At least, that’s the way he saw it.

A thousand years encased in stone also left him with little else to do, one good thing to have come out of the whole experience, for him.

Discord looks back to the solar princess, co-author of that particularly detestable circumstance. He know she despises him as well, she's made that quite clear, yet he reaches out to her as a fellow prankster, though unsuccessfully. Though nopony had been injured, and she always appreciated that detail, there was no getting to her, she would not stand with him as she once had. She was his enemy after all, why would she care? Why did he care? He had thought he had stopped the day he found she wasn't who he thought she was, and decided to take over her kingdom.

“Celestia, surely you of all ponies can agree that it was rather hilarious?” I elbow the ivory pony, who despite my use of charm, once again ignores me.
I am definitely sending them away, can’t have a rebellion on my….paw and claw, not to mention they're about as dull as Twilight when she gave in to my corruption.

Sure he had been happy with that, but when nopony responds to any of your pranks, it can be such a damper. Two ponies, who are your greatest rivals, and well... there's nothing fun about bragging if they refuse to show you their true feelings.

Discord waves his paw in her face, but she doesn’t so much as blink. Huh.

“You know, you’re just no fun Celestia.” he inform her.

"And what would thou have her do Discord, laugh alongside thou infernal villain?" Luna interjects, going red, or purple really, in the face.
"Was the deal she gave you not enough?"

“Oh poor Lulu, still bitter about this little arrangement?” Discord waits for her reaction, and is not disappointed. He can’t help but break out into a grin.
Somepony isn’t in sync with her sister. And to think, an argument I brought about without lifting so much as a claw! Delightful.

“I was sure you wouldn’t mind so long as your sister no longer casts her shadow upon you.” he reminds her.

This comment struck home, as he knew it would.

“Leave my relationship with my sister out of this! It is you who is pushing others away right now.” She counters, though she doesn’t deny it either.
Hmmm, is that some sadness she still bears for past wrongs? I sense opportunity!

He continues to grin at her, making the frustrated alicorn turn away, deciding it's best not to try and goad him. (not that she could.)

Oh, what upheaval has this little deal of your Tia wrought upon your perfect kingdom I wonder? But that doesn’t mean I have to let this little seed of disharmony gradually run it’s course, causing a rift, that can be easily fixed within that time frame. I can do so much better than that! After all, I’ll need to separate Celestia from her voice of reason at this point, I know Celestia will keep her word, her sister however, promised me nothing.

He decides then that he should keep a close eye on her, on both of them really, although, why should he just sit back and watch when he had the power to intervene?

It’s more fun that way. he concludes. I suppose that makes the reasons bonuses, two birds with one stone and what not. (although, if you used more stones in the first place you would have gotten the job done sooner, not to mention you’d be prepared for the next pests that cross your path.)
The tension in the air increases as the three acquaintances stare at one another, waiting for the other to react, not wanting to be the first one to make a move. For a time Discord glowered under their scrutiny. While Luna refuses to meet Discord's gaze, Celestia just glares at him. So much for subtlety hating me.... but then, I've made a point of openly showing my disdain for her as well.

“I suppose you’re right.” he stretches, knowing full well that he won't get any further today.

I have plenty of time. I just need to act as full of myself as they think me to be. It works in my favor when my enemies see me as little more than a nuisance.

“I shall be back shortly, but by all means, don’t wait up.” Discord teases, changing their mane and coat colors colors, or rather switching them.
Not my best work I must admit, but I'm sure it will make for an interesting argument later, and I'll have to watch some of the developments it will cause. Even in such a small dosage, chaos can drive both of them up the wall! I'll have to consider doing that literally one of these days, if all goes well, by the end of the week I'll be unhindered and free to do as I please.

Ah, well, for now, It’ll only work when they’re around each other, a kind of mirroring effect if you will. I do believe I’ll have to reuse it on more unsuspecting victims. It’s always good for a laugh.

Discord decides it's time to get out of there, and without further ado, he does just that.

As he braces against the air currents he hears a painfully audible shriek as it pierces his ear drums, rewarding him for the little makeovers he’d given the two alicorns. He lets loose a guffaw at the sound, and as the idea strikes him, he snaps up a box of toads, and places it in Sun butt’s bedroom. I can’t wait for her rewarding squeal to resound throughout the place halls! Oh what joy! I grin mischievously as I look back.

Yes. This is going to be fun.

Discord decides it’s best to officially skedaddle before the poor dears try to catch up with him, and materializes a portal, making sure to close it swiftly behind him once he’s through.

But not before a very angry Celestia nearly impales the chaos being, ready to make him into a skewered draconequus.

Jeez! If I didn't know any better I'd be scared!

Discord shudders, if there is one thing that scares him more than his own insanity at times, it would be Princess Celestia. She did look rather murderous, I guess she can't tolerate any of my shenanigans today, or so it would seem. Perhaps Lulu wasn't the only pony mad about the guards..... I think I just found out how trained Celestia is in the art of civility.

I'm almost scared to see what she's thinking during a conference with other dignitaries.

Discord shakes off the thought, making way for his vexation to make a return. Sure he acted rather chaotically around the two sore losers, but on his way to his destination, he couldn’t be anything but displeased.

He seriously doubted his meeting with Fluttershy wouldn’t exactly be the highlight of his day either. From what he observed in the labyrinth, he assumed that he would not have any association with this butter yellow pegasus if he not accepted this deal. In his opinion Pinkie Pie might have been a better choice, but no, Celestia has to pick the hardest one for him to get along with. But then, that only ensures his success.

I suppose I can’t rightly complain given that. I don’t expect to be able to use much of my chaotic genius while I am staying with her, not unless I want to go about intimidating her into being my best pal, but Celestia did manage to lay down some guidelines, and that was on top of the list.

Surprisingly, do not create any level of chaos was not one of the rules she listed.

Perhaps she hopes I will wreak havoc and bring about unwanted attention to myself, so she need not spread word of my freedom to her saviors of Ponyville, I suppose they're saviors of Equestria now. Regardless, she is wrong to assume I will be caught and that I will not find a way to create some chaos.

Who does she think I am? I mean, we have had a history! Surely she knows me better than that, as much as I pride myself with being unpredictable.
In the end, none of that matters, He will bring about her downfall, and when he does, she will see her mistake. Everything could have been different.... but it isn't, and it never can be {so} again.

All because of her blindness. Monster? I don't think so, monsters don’t carry dreams of love, monsters can’t love. I was no monster then, but if love is the one thing that dictates what is monstrous and what is not, then at heart, I am in all things a monster, as I feel nothing but hate and seek naught but revenge. How does it feel Celestia, to have created such an enemy?

Nightmares of the sun

Author's Note

IMPORTANT! {but can be read afterward} - Just keep in mind for the whole dream sequence of Discord's that some draconequui remember the same events as some ponies differently. This whole dream really just tells you how he pictures Celestia and all things in his subconscious mind. It being his first dream since before he became a stone lawn decoration, he was unable to control it, and his fear made everything in it distorted and nightmarish in general, and although Luna really did help her sister bear the elements and defeat him, Celestia spoke with him one on one to convince him to stop. his dream blends the two together.

Nightmares of the sun

Chapter 3: Nightmares of the sun

A tall, slim figure slinked through the dark shadows, passing tree after tree in his haste. The sylvan surroundings a comfort as he recognizes the chaotic unpredictability in this place, the Everfree forest.

The sylvan surroundings of the Everfree forest a comfort in their chaotic unpredictability.

The creature draws ever nearer, ever closer to his destination, and an unsuspecting pegasus

The sluggish draconequus travels fast as lightning through the stretch of wild and free territory, despite his fatigue. Only stopping once to rest at a large stump that obstructed his path. He was only a few short yards off from his destination, though he refused to go any further, at least, not yet.

Taking his seat on the now chair- turned- stump, Discord pondered what his next move should be. He would have to approach the weakling pegasus eventually, but how should he approach her in a way that seemed to her that he had come to extend the hand of friendship? Or did he want to discourage her crossing him outright without the whole “instilling trust” thing. It's not as if he genuinely wanted anypony's friendship after all.

And say things went as well as they could, all things considered, what then? Discord wasn't sure how much kindness he could bare to sit through.

Discord took a breath, and took in his surroundings. It was a shame he couldn’t waste time here, the forest was unpredictable as always. Instead of fully appreciating the scenery however, Discord used this time to rant about all that wasn't going as he originally planned. It seemed things just wouldn't go his way.

“First those princesses practically dump me out of the castle shortly after waking; I mean, talk about harsh!” He shouts back in the direction he had opened the portal, though it was miles behind him now. He almost wished he could go back to it.

“And now I have to make 'friends' with the wimpiest little pegasus. Just wonderful!” he complains to the sky.

It was beyond Discord how Celestia drew Fluttershy's name out of the hat. What was worse, however, was that she honestly expected her to make the villain see the error of his ways!

The timid creature will have a heart attack, and flee at the sight, no, the mere mention of me!

He would say any other pony would have been a better choice, but really, no pony outside of the main pests could defend themselves against him. Most equines couldn’t stand up for themselves considering all the perils they faced almost weekly! If you asked him, he was doing them a favor. No one would dare overstep him if he were in charge.

As for their hopes and aspirations affecting him, or their closed minded perceptions of their boring little world moving him? He reveled in the suffering of others, their pain his entertainment. There was no greater joy than watching their pathetic world crumble at his feet.

The current bearers of the accursed elements were little better ‘friendship’ material, too stuck in their own ways of life and their views are constantly grounded, established at their very cores.

They do indeed embody the elements of harmony, don’t they?

Hmmm…

And then there’s Fluttershy. The only significant thing about that puny pegasus is her resistance to my chaos. It was as if I had found myself trying to move a stone wall, she was almost impervious to my influence.

Sure he had discorded her eventually ,when he could no longer take her pitiful nature, but his magic is all the more potent when powered by my emotions, such as anger, so was the case for any unicorn, or even the ascended alicorns princesses as well.

And he had been furious, no, enraged by her!

Every pony else, every last one of them gave into his control so completely, yet her blind faith kept her from his reach. Only Twilight could deflect his magic, as that was her element, but even she gave into despair, accepting her friendless future, at least it would have been, had he succeeded.

I’ll have to save that thought for another time. If I’m going to scare off the pegasus by showing up, I might as well start now, and maybe I can get some more shut eye. Maybe I’ll prank Celestia some more.

Discord remembers before he snaps his fingers that, while he thought it was worth it, he should probably wait until after Celestia cooled down a little. This morning had been an odd one, and that image of her malicious glare was still imprinted in his mind. He hoped that wouldn’t be permanently burned there. He might just have to take therapy!

That made him smile. It would be fun to scare a master of psychology, heck, they’d need a psychiatrist before he got done telling the poor pony half his life story!

Discord, with renewed energy magicking his chair-turned- stump away and simply flew backward, seeing the forest in a brighter light. if that were possible when nopony else could see their hooves in front of their face. He had always admired the Everfree for it's at times, random creatures. Another factor was the simple fact that it was the one remaining wild place that still thrived in Equestria. As often as he had come here the growth of the forest didn't surprise him, he recognized the narrowing of trees easily, and the exit to be only a matter of yards away. He hardly noticed the additional leagues the trees had covered in the last few centuries.

Discord tried to retain even a fraction of his optimism as his thoughts returned again to his deal with Celestia. Sure he couldn't possibly lose, but he couldn’t help but feel that his time with Fluttershy would be excruciatingly trying at best. He could hardly stand her in the maze, when everything else was going according to plan, so what could be different now?

Being who he was, and how he had been received and turned to stone when last he and the mare met, he held no high expectations.
This is going to be… strained at best.

Discord sighed, and landed with both his legs on the ground. The draconequus dusted himself off, stalling for more time. He wasn't too keen on reaching the timid one’s cottage and so soon, but what choice did he have, and would it matter if this was all postponed for a day? Would anything really change?

It was more than the current time he was trying to stall, Discord by taking the deal, also bided his time to render the elements and the princesses too weak to resist his take over. He must strike at the elements of harmony in order to guard against his beign overpowered again, all he needed was a scheme first.

So far he hadn’t come up with anything.

There was one thing he knew for certain however; That Fluttershy will surely make for the worst pal a Lord of Chaos, much less a draconequus could claim association with!

Discord’s trek to the Everfree forest’s exit was coming to an end. His flight towards the unknowable, but no doubt insufferably boring day ahead of him could not be stalled any further.

It was a small cottage that marked his destination was at an end. It was the only proof this land was indeed inhabited by anypony, that and all the birdhouses and baths for the small flying pests, of which he noted, had yet to begin their accursed chirping and tweeting.
They're one of the many creatures that flee at the sight of him.

Even ponies ran for the hills, though they claimed to possess greater intellect. If they were beyond irrational fears as they said, they would not have the instinct to flee from him, or wouldn't have had. Thought discord.

But now I've given them reason to run from me, and I have no intention of reverting back to the gullible fool I had been. I don’t even know if I could had I the wish.

Which brings him back to the matter at hoof, how could he go about befriending, let alone gaining, Fluttershy’s trust? He must approach her in a way that would not promote fear on her part, though she'd inevitably be scared at the sight of him.

Discord tells himself, that as result of what happened only so recently before his encasement back into his stone prison, he needed to keep a watchful eye on her. Fear made equines do silly things, desperation even more so.

Discord, overtaken now by his fatigue, both from being woken up far too early, and his sprint across the Everfree, searched for a place to rest. He would have materialized something, but anything he made at that point might’ve been painfully obvious. His yellow and red eyes fell upon a few sturdy looking branches over on the right side of the cottage.

Hmmm… Now let’s see. He first tried a rather flimsy branch, he could have made it work, but it just wouldn’t do. The second option was too mossy. The third… well, there really was nothing wrong with that one, he just felt like lying at a “safer” distance from the cottage for a wider scope.

He finally stretched himself out on a fourth branch in one of the taller trees, a great oak, and waited to spot her.

Surely she has to come out onto the path sometime…. She has her animals to tend to and, If I'm not mistaken, her day consists of much the same routine. And according to Celestia she’ll come when the sun rises a little more in the sky.

It shan’t be long. not long at-

Discord was interrupted by a long stifled yawn, distracting his thoughts with the clouding of sleep taking hold. He thinks on it, weighing the pros and cons of giving into his lethargy.

Assuming I am correct, I have time before she comes into sight. I could sleep for a good duration of my wait and not miss her…

That settled the issue, he found he couldn’t argue with that reasoning. The Lord of Chaos closed his eyes and began to dream, not having slept last night with all his celebrating, it took no time at all for the dreams to descend. Celestia had clearly miscalculated how long it would take for her to raise the sun. It could be hours before Fluttershy stepped out from her front door. Why not rest up for the bubbling conversing that surely will ensue when he convinced her he meant nopony the least bit of harm, unless of course you counted Celestia in that head count.

He wouldn't promise anything in regards to her. She brought out the worst in him. The very mention of 'her royal highness' always seemed to make him grind his teeth and clench both jaw and fists.

He only tolerated her now because he hoped to keep their deal. He wanted Equestria, and he wanted the privilege to spread his chaos in all corners of this kingdom. He only wanted what was rightfully his. He would prefer if he could win, however, if he did not succeed, he wouldn't relent and give up his chaos, but then, the only way he could lose was if he became fond of the element of kindness. And that was entirely impossible! In other words, he only had everything to gain.

Discord dreamed of what he'd do when did meet Fluttershy. How she might react?

He also imagined painting the whole of his kingdom and the pranks he would pull. Nothing overly complicated, just small instances of entropy would do while he was starting out. It would give everypony a taste of what was to come.

He'd start with the large scale chaos when he was done gloating.

The sun was rising in the east, that’s when the dreams began to deteriorate into nightmares.
…………………...
I was in full power, the king of everything, master of it all. I had everything, that is, until She appeared.

In a cloak of sunlight and masked expertly she reached out to me.

I had decided to retire for the afternoon, I couldn't wreak havoc twenty-four- seven. I needed sleep. I also wanted to slip out of sight, I knew that I shouldn't give the royal two opportune chances to sneak up to me. There wasn't much fun being in plain sight either. So I found an abandoned cave in a remote location. I should have chosen someplace else. Anywhere would have been better, for Celestia found me. I didn't necessarily make it hard for her, she and her sister knew I often retreated here when I needed the comfort of solitude.

I had assumed I had nothing to fear from Celestia, so I let her enter. I had thought she wished to speak,but she only trotted over to me. She didn't utter a sound, however, and when her hoof rested on my arm….. It hurt; I was being seared by her brilliance.

“What?” I pulled back, "Celestia! What was that for?!" I snarl as I withdraw my arm and step a few feet back.

"You know very well why I did that Discord. Your tyranny ends today. I can't let you destroy all I've worked for. I will be your downfall."

I have trouble processing this. Many questions arise with her words, but I decide on one, thinking I could at least take back the upper hand despite my confusion. "Surely you care for me still? I don't think this is good way to show that.”

“No,” she laughs, lowering her hood. “I never loved you. You were never my friend. And I have long since planned this day, your downfall. While you slept, I schemed, and now I can put that plan into action.”

all I could manage was a tilt of the head to cover the pain, and my ignorance. I was pitiful, not understanding what she meant.

“Aren’t you proud? You’re the one who told me not to trust anypony, not to let them change me. It's only right that I question why you should be any different?”

I look at her, disheartened by her words.

She's lying! She has to be lying......

“You….have changed. You say you’re doing this to prove that I haven’t changed you, but I see that I have. The very fact that you come here not for your people, and without your sister to confront me with your remembered elements, proves it."

"I do not need my sister's aid." She retorts, glaring daggers at me. Although the said pointed objects were figures of speech, I felt their piercing blows.
All is quiet a moment as her voice echoes throughout the cave.

"Don't you? But for what it's worth," I give her a sympathetic look as I find the right words to formally apologize for what pain I had dealt out to her as well.

“I am…. sorry.” I was truly remorseful that I could have brought this side out of her, where it had not been before, but… she did bring me to this, to being a monster, and yet, I regret this change in her, she used to be so sweet and caring to all walks of life, look what I have brought her.

I stopped short of comforting her however much I may pity her…

That we should change in such ways that we no longer recognize the monsters in the mirror. The ones that stood beside us so well known at some point, strangers the next moment. There is no reasonable excuse for our coming to this.

I hate how this has all turned out in regards to what could have been, but I am presently content, after all, I have a kingdom under my complete authority.

I have everything! Except love.

But what do I need that for? I brush off the thought, it being no more than a whisper, the remnants of the past, all I have besides the painful memories I’ve locked away. They still manage to wriggle free of that vault on occasion, the only time I don’t appreciate a little disorderliness.

“I don’t need the elements to defeat you either, I can go it alone!” she stands tall, though she already had that royal posture and all.

I grin down at her from my throne, no longer feeling threatened, her earlier scorching touch forgotten.

“Oh, really? I'd like to see you try.” I challenge her. That’s interesting. I think to myself.

"A little angry aren’t we?” I point out, mocking Celestia.

“You couldn’t defeat me any of these previous years, what makes you think I can be overwhelmed by you now?” I taunt her, she really can be quite hilarious in her arrogant pride.

She continues to seethe in her own anger, and I wait. Summoning a cold glass of chocolate milk from my cotton candy clouds above.

I take a long drink from the glass of chocolaty perfection, and drink the glass afterwards, why not? It’s perfectly natural for me to drink my beverage and eat the glass too.

It was then, and only then that I turned my attention back on the enraged alicorn 'princess'. Grinning yet again to find her just as she was moments ago, awaiting my response.

“Alright Celestia, I accept your challenge.” I say formally.

"Just let me warm up first." I stretch out. Exaggerating and making my back crack and even punch an invisible opponent for good measure. But in the process of jump rope, I swipe her horn away and therefore her ability to use magic.

“Terribly sorry dear! I guess I went too far with my exercises, perhaps another time?” I show her to the door.

"But really, don't forget to take a rain-check, I'm sure I'll give your horn back in... let's give it a couple months."

I put emphasis on my words by magicking a storm cloud overhead.

I wonder, should make it follow her home?

Decisions, decisions....

“Perhaps you should head back to Canterlot while you still can, much as I enjoyed this little visit of yours.”

Something changes in her eyes, and she jabs her hoof on my chest.

“Where is your heart monster?!” She says in her royal Canterlot voice. The loud one, which she usually reserves for grand occasions that require the lungs it takes to accomplish such volume.

I am surprised at her. “Celestia?” I inquire, worried now.

I see that her horn is back and glowing,

“Now how did you-”

I am overtaken with a sense of wrong, what is she doing for my senses to prick so much? It can’t be anything too bad, much less irreversible.

That was before I felt …. something in me change, becoming distorted and twisted and all together changed.

It was the core of me, where I one day felt grow to its current size, It was the root of my magic, It was… me.

She was changing me, but more than I had ever corrupted anypony, she was erasing my very nature, and my form too changed with her magic.

I was becoming symmetrical, logical and transforming into something I never wanted to be. I was becoming a pony… and it was immensely painful, and she just wouldn’t stop!

I found myself pleading with her as I began to fade into nothing, into someone else. Through the pain I saw her as she stared on, staring me down all throughout this ordeal.

“Stop!” I scream. “No, Stop!”

Unbeknownst to me I was no longer alone outside of the dream, nor was it even before dawn. The sun had begun to rise to, though it would be awhile longer before it would reach its peak.

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The scheme of things: part 1

Chapter 4 part1:The scheme of things

It had been a calm, quiet morning for Fluttershy. The very first rays of sunrise shone brightly through the sheer curtains. She yawned contentedly as she rose from her pleasant slumber.

The bright new dawn set her cheerfulness alight as it always would. there was just something about starting anew day and being able to enjoy and appreciate all it had to offer. It was just as pinkie, her eccentric friend always said ‘put your best hoof forward and Par-tyyyy!’. Fluttershy only ever smiled and nodded as she accepted her friend's advice, however, she wasn’t sure she should throw herself out their, rather she should allow herself to fully embrace everyday for what it was. mornings like this one however, Fluttershy pushed aside the curtain of pink hair she retreated to when she got too nervous or shy to show her face. It was days like today that Fluttershy felt like she could dance and sing among the highest clouds in cloudsdale! The tentative yellow pegasus had always been more confident in a familiar and setting, even more so within the warmth of her little cottage.

But then just the thought of doing such a thing got to her, and she let her hair fall again. Or maybe I could just stay here on the ground where it’s safe, and quietly hum.

She shook off her silliness and chided herself again. Oh Fluttershy, when will you see you have to be braver than this?

It might have bothered her more, her lack of courage, but it was going to be a bright sunny dawn today she knew, and she wouldn’t see it ruined with a simple fact she had resigned to years ago. It wouldn’t stop her from trying to follow her freinds’ advice, but she was certain she would always remain the shy mare everypony saw her as.

She looked over to the white bunny at the foot of her bed. He was sleeping so soundly Fluttershy was considering letting him sleep in, but she knew it wouldn’t do to allow him to miss his early breakfast. Not that he’d mind that, until he realized he’d have a later lunch. With this in mind Fluttershy shook Angel awake. As usual it took a bit of persuasion, but he got up eventually.

They were downstairs now, both mare and bunny, not ten minutes later when Angel began to demand his breakfast. Fluttershy only shook her head and laughed as she tried to appease his stubbornness. He never seemed satisfied with plain old carrots for breakfast, unless she didn’t have many around the cottage that is.

It wasn’t until she stepped outside, the loyal angel bunny hopping behind her that she thought back to the dream she had had recently. It had been wonderful. She had dreamed just before waking, about the fateful day she had received her cutie mark and how she had come to fully embrace her special talent for caring for animals. That had been years ago.

Yet she couldn’t stop thinking about it every once in awhile, she had been very lucky that day. Because of the events of that day she had several cute and cuddly animal friends, strong friendships with all five of the now inseparable elements of harmony, and she could do something she loved everyday. Though tending to her animals had become routine, it was far from ever being a chore! She loved each and every creature equally, though angel bunny had been there since the beginning, and held a special place in her heart, they were all her friends and very special to her heart. It was her duty to care for them all, but that’s not why she did it, she did it because she loved spreading kindness and treating others with care and consideration.

Although, this morning it was difficult for her to take Angel bunny very seriously. He tended to be a bit mischievous at times, and everytime she payed him heed, she could make no sense of what he was trying to convey.

"Oh Angel, really now. What is it you silly bunny?" Fluttershy asked as her little rabbit friend hid behind her foreleg.

He had gesturing for her to look up, but when she obliged all she could see was the great oak at the side of the cottage.

Can't you see it?! He seemed to ask. Fluttershy was sorry to admit that she didn’t, so she tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, he wouldn’t be frightened over nothing. Unfortunately this started worrying her… she couldn’t remember many times when Angel was scared of anything.

"Oh, is there something in the trees? I haven't seen or heard anything move, except for the hens maybe." The pegasus giggles. She continued watering her parched flowers, and tried to shake off the small voice that was screaming in her ear. She wouldn’t be afraid, there was nothing that could possibly go wrong during such a lovely sunrise. But the white bunny rabbit became more insistent, desperate for her attention.

Fluttershy took one last look at the overhanging boughs he frantically gestured toward. Besides the branches overflowing with colorful foliage she could find nothing particularly remarkable about it. Fluttershy was about to point this out, when she finally managed see it. At least, she could have sworn she had seen something.....

For no more than a split second, the air seemed to gather and shift around something, or someone among the branches, before rendering them invisible again.

"D-do you think it could be something d-d- dare I say it? Dangerous?" the timid pegasus squeaked. Fluttershy stood fast in her fearful paralysis, unable to tear herself away from the cries or lending a hoof to a pony in trouble. Not for the first time she felt powerless. If only she could be strong like AppleJack, or bold like Rainbow Dash, then maybe she could take action and do something more than stand there dumbly.

“He-hello? Anypony there?” Fluttershy fought hard for those words to sound sure and helpful, but they seemed to her as though they dripped with the terror and indecision that gripped her.

it wasn’t until that moment that the pegasus realized that no birds sang that morning, no animals besides her chickens had made any level of ruckus. She had thought it too early, and tried to shrug it off, and then she had ignored everything, without knowing she had. She hadn’t realized how nothing seemed to stir. The silence was undisturbed, and quite possibly could have been all morning. How could she have let this go unnoticed?

She called out again, though quieter this time “Is.. Is any-p-pony out here?”

More silence was the only thing to follow her nearly inaudible question. Fluttershy shut her eyes tight, and realizing her legs no longer felt bound to the spot, she began to cower and slip slowly and quietly back to the door of her cottage. Something was very wrong, and she didn’t want to be a part of it.

suddenly within the stillness the tree’s limb finally moved, but it could have just been due to the sudden gust of wind she had felt, at least she hoped so. It couldn't have been anything lurking in the shadows. That was just her paranoia talking….right?

The stirring of the boughs still elicited a surprised jump from the mare despite her reassurances. She ran back in the direction of her cottage it was better to be safe than sorry. And in Fluttershy’s case, she would much rather be safe within the secure walls of her home.

"Oh dear!" Fluttershy cried. She was nearly there when she turned her head to confirm her fears. There was something in the trees, something with a dragon's tail! Oh no, oh dear me! She whimpered as she strained to reach her door before-

The Scheme of things Part 2

The scheme of things Part II

Discord awoke abruptly, his throat sore from crying out in agony. He clutched the sides of his head, and panted, the dream had felt too real. He leaned his back against the tree and tried to laugh off the nightmarish scene from his mind. If Celestia's that horrifying in my imagination, I can only imagine how Lulu would appear. Unfortunately, this attempt didn't prevent his thoughts from recounting the events of his last imprisonment as a lawn ornament. Sure, the dreams exaggerated things a bit, but one thing did run true. There was his version of the stone age, but there was also the pain, he had thought things would be different.... but they never were, and never could be. He needed to remember that.

His ear twitched slightly at a gasp, and the shuffling of hooves, and he turned his head towards the sound.. What is it now? he thought irritably. That was before he heard it again, soft hoof falls alerted him of another presence. It was then that he saw a yellow pegasus darting for the cottage entrance. Funny, he didn't realize it'd ever opened. Hmm, could I have slept that long? Discord peered up at the sky, it was no longer lit the familiar shade of midnight purple, nor were stars scattered about. It was nearly sunrise now. He grunted, cursing the princess for waking him up so early, if they hadn’t he wouldn’t have had that dream, wouldn’t have let his invisibility spell fade. Now Fluttershy was running away and-

That's when the Lord of Chaos face palmed himself, and really shook himself awake. He needed to catch that mare while she was still within his grasp!

The draconequus took his time stretching a moment, he’d catch her, there was no rush, though he wrestled with the voice in his head that screamed from him to take action then and there. With one final stretch and snap of his fingers, Discord materialized before the mare and stared her down. "And where do you think are you going?" He asked, grinning mockingly.

She falls on her rump, and gradually skids to a stop. Fluttershy’s eyes widen in terror as she raised her muzzle to peer into the eyes of the draconequus.

"You were in such a hurry, one would think you were afraid for your life." He said all of this in a threatening tone before remembering to treat her with courtesy and kindness as Celestia had prompted. Judging from her current expression, being courteous, even in mock consideration would prove more successful Discord observed.

"Dis-Discord!?" Fluttershy cries out as recognition settles in, which only made Discord's eyebrows furrow, Who or what had she been expecting? He quickly recovered however, and stalked closer to the mare.

"Who else? Surely you couldn't think of a better run in than one with the infamous chaotic genius, that is moi?"

Discord frowns, hearing no reply from the pegasus, who was attempting another desperate dash across the lawn. “What is it my little pegasus, got your wings in a twist?” Discord just couldn’t help himself, he grinned slyly as he snapped and knotted Fluttershy’s wings in a tight knot.

Fluttershy turned her head, one eye open, afraid to confirm the returned villain’s snap affected her appendages. Once she did, all thoughts of making a run for it were forgotten, not that it would have mattered, it had only been a distraction for Discord to appear behind her, blocking yet another escape.

Once Discord had used his magic to tie Fluttershy’s wings together, he found he couldn’t just stop there. No, he grinned, looking at his surroundings, this corner of Equestria’s forest was completely isolated from all of pony society,. Nopony would know it if he were to change some other things around.

Now what do I have to work with? “Hmmm… I know!” Discord exclaimed wickedly.

“Wh-what are you thinking about…?” asked a cautious Fluttershy, she knew whatever he had planned couldn’t be any good. The draconequus however, only chuckled to himself in response to her quiet outburst.

Fluttershy squealed as leapt into the air, she tried to fly out to Ponyville, but soon found herself falling over on the grass, or what it had been mere second ago, she looked up to see that all around her was plaid and striped patterns of pink, blue, purple and green.

“Oh no, not this again, anything but this…. Please Luna… If this is a dream, wake me up and quick!” Fluttershy hollered as loud as her tiny voice would go.

“Oh, this is no dream Fluttershy, but if you’re so determined to wake up from it I can try and see what a chaotic equivalent of a pinch would be.” Discord answered her pleads instead with a snort.

Her eyes darted to her face then, seeing her down cast and panicked expression he decided against this. He came up to her instead and pinched her cheeks, saying only “But then again, why is there any need for that? You’re so naive I just want to pinch your precious little cheeks!”

Fluttershy however, tried to wrest his claw away from her face, she remembered the last encounter she had with Discord, and she wanted him and his magic nowhere near her. Unfortunately, this also meant that she couldn’t let him near her friends either, and so she needed to stall him long enough for her picnic with her friends. She almost smiled at her plan, but then realized one fatal flaw, that get together wouldn’t take place for hours! Despite this, Fluttershy refused to let her fear take hold, she had to do something, and fast, before Discord turned all of ponyville into his personal playground… again.

Now that the creature she knew to be the spirit of disharmony had made his intentions of spreading chaos clear, Fluttershy finally found her voice. She and her friends had stopped Discord before, maybe they could stop him again? She just had to have a little courage… and dare him to change ponyville again, before he could try and do anything to corrupt them all.

I can do this….I think. She assured herself, not that it helped much, she still felt her fear consuming her coherent thought. She just had to get away! But she tried her best to stand her ground, and glared at the perceived threat. She remembered all that he had done, and set her jaw in a firm line as she attempted to look intimidating, though all she could manage was to appear (mostly) unafraid of him.

“O-oh, you’ve only covered the space around my cottage.” She said after noticing small patches and outlines of green in the distance.
“I mean… that’s great and all…. but why don’t you just try to spread your chaos over to Ponyville like last time? Has your time in stone reduced your ability to wield chaos magic? Or do you lack the guts?” The mare challenged uncharastically, Discord raised his brow at this apparent and sudden change.

Is this truly the same Element of kindness I faced not too long ago? He wondered, but what he didn’t know was that inwardly Fluttershy was screaming to take back every last word, she only held this flood of apologies at bay by reminding herself of how he had hurt her friends.

“So... you want me to turn Ponyville into the chaos capital again? I thought you and the other precious element bearers hated my decor.” He asked, watching for her reaction.

“Oh, w-well, It’s one of those things that you don’t really appreciate until it’s gone, i guess. I mean, I can’t speak on behalf of my friends… they hated it, I was just going along…” FLuttershy stumbled over her words, trying to lie her way out of the question she knew he was about to ask.
“Oh, really?” Discord asked narrowing his eyes.

“Um.. yes, yes truly.” She squeaked a little as she answered with yet another lie. When she had thought to taunt him, she never imagined how much it would take to convince him she was genuine. She didn’t think she would have to talk him into it at all in fact.

“What was it that you love and miss the most of all my creations then?” Discord inquired, he knew when he was being lied to, and this pony was no different. Why, he could almost hear her internal conflict.

“W-which one? W-w-why I can’t choose just one… they were all… um… too m-magnificent.” Fluttershy said.

Discord only narrowed his eyes further, and seeing that she had failed to trick him, Fluttershy backed away, only for Discord to approach her side, and whispered sinisterly, “I know you’re lying”.

Fluttershy gasped and stumbled slightly, her knees buckling. What would happen to her now? She thought as she let her hair tumbled over her face. She wouldn’t let him see the defeat spreading across her face, she couldn’t let him know she was afraid, but she quickly abandoned any hope of that when he loosed a maniacal laugh from his throat.

"Please, d-don't turn me against my element again!" the cowering pony whimpers, backing away from the source of her fears a third time. "I like how I am!" She stammers as she turns her head away from the spirit of chaos. She strained to think only of herself, not because she was selfish, but it was just too much to think of her friends.Was his plan to corrupt them like last time? She didn’t want her friends to get her, yet she had failed them, and this villainous chaos lord would wreak havoc upon Equestria, because she couldn’t stop him.

She silently crept away, but another snap and he wasn’t more than a few hoof lengths away.
“Not to worry my little pegasus, I have no intentions of conquering Equestria…. as of yet anyway.”

“But- but I thought-”

Discord proceeded to laugh, “Oh, you should see how frightened you are right now! It’s priceless my dear! Priceless!” He chuckled. “I would love to do some redecorating around here, rest assured, but presently I would rather spend time with you. After all, the saying goes that you should keep your friends far far away, and keep your enemies closest to you!” The draconequus concluded gleefully, smiling as sweetly as he could, but this only terrified Fluttershy more.

“I-I.. I don’t really think.. that that’s how that goes.” Fluttershy says almost inaudibly, but naturally draconequui have an uncanny sense of hearing when they're actually listening.

“When I’m the one saying it it does!” Discord retorts.

“Well… okay then.” Fluttershy says uncertainly.

“What? You aren’t going to ask why?” The Lord of chaos asks curiously, expecting some sort of reaction other than this pony inspecting her hooves.

“Ugh, Fine! I’ll just tell you,... It’s because I don’t make any sense, there ya happy now?!”

Fluttershy only continues to look anywhere other than at him, only stopping her examination of her forehoof to stare at the still striped ground in silence instead. Discord swore he would go insane if she took it upon herself to forget her words.

He turned his back to Fluttershy imagined himself back in canterlot, with the elements defeated, the princesses exiled, and himself sitting upon his antlered throne. All of that could be his future, all he had to do was make friends with this agonizingly pitiful pony. It no longer seemed as simple a task as when he had set out to do so, but he saw no other alternatives, the princesses would expect him to back out on his word. He sighed, and turned to face the one called Fluttershy one last time, he really had no plans as of yet on how to befriend her, perhaps he could arrange something small scale when he came to see her tomorrow? After he told her he was coming. Or maybe not, it was more fun to surprise ponies than to alert them of his presence, but he could tell this was not the case with this particular occupant of Ponyville. He turned around expecting to face the ever cowardly pegasus.

Instead Discord found the door to her cottage was open. On no you don't!

By that time, however, his target had gotten close enough to the entrance and so her inevitable escape from the creature that sought her. Discord’s already too late; a little rabbit steals away his quarry, leading a still petrified Fluttershy into the house and out of his sight and so out of his clutches. Discord, to say the least, was not pleased at the thought that he had just been thwarted…. and by a bunny to say the least!

Refraining from transporting himself inside by magic as he cursed the stupid prissy princesses of canterlot (praying that at least Tia wouldn’t hear him, shuddering at the memory of nearly having to update his status to shishkabob or toast. He wasn’t sure which alternative was worse.) He opted instead to simply knock on the door to get her attention. "Come on, Fluttershy! Anypony home?" When no answer came he let himself in.

If Discord had the time to play games, he might’ve come back later, but he wasn’t having this today! Celestia was right, the sooner he established relations or some ground of trust with this timid pony, the less painstaking it would be in the long run. What was the sole thing on his mind however, was a more serious matter, He had just been outsmarted by an uncivilized ball of fur!

Trespassing Only Ever Looks Easy

Trespassing Only Ever Looks Easy

The disgruntled draconequus upon his entry of the wimpy pegasus’ home was greeted with an odd sight. Discord, being the Lord of Chaos was used to the weird and the random, but this, all things considered was by far the most peculiar.

It seemed as if someone or several someones had attempted to barricade the entryway, but stopped stacking furniture halfway to the door, he suppose that although he didn't give anypony enough time to successfully do this without being seen, and so the one responsible would have opted to hide instead, however, he knew that there was no possible way that this pitiful excuse for a pegasus couldn’t possibly have done this on her own, in fact, he doubted she would have been of any assistance at all.

There were also nuts, strings and birdseed strewn across the wooden surface of the floor, and paw prints were scattered about, intercepting each other and leading every which way/ direction.

“Hmm...” Discord emphasized his thinking as he rested his claw under his chin. Where oh where, could that Fluttershy be?

The mare seemed to have grown keen senses on where to hide from the experiences she had of running off in the face of danger, indeed, it seemed to him she had disappeared entirely.

He would have opted to believe this, if his eyes had not fallen on a mountain of pillows. At the unexpected disarray of the main room, Discord had overlooked the grand cushioned fortress.

Discord was used to having things out of order, so it was easy for him to leave this place unnoticed, however, he had seen it now, and he was almost certain this was her hiding place. His suspicion was confirmed as he approached the mass of feathered pillows and cotton filled cushions, he heard somepony give a faint gasp and a near silent shriek of fear. Discord also noted one pillow in particular that jumped as he took yet another step closer, before slipping back into place. He had found the one pony he sought.

He took a moment to admire the architecture, it was entirely composed of cardboard boxes it seemed, and of course, pillows of all colors, patterns, shapes and sizes. I was at least five feet tall, a most impressive structure given the amount of time that had been taken to build it. Discord was actually approved of it. Sure there were many, many things he would change if he had been the one in charge of the construction of the grand fortress, but still, it was bizarre enough to stumble upon that that alone was enough to amuse him. It appeared to be an exact replica of some castle or other somewhere outside of Equestria, at some dark or medieval age he could never bother himself with remembering distinctly, only it was miniature and made of cloth, feathers, cotton and well, whatever material those pillows were made from. He had to wonder though, there was no possible way she had enough time to build this…. So was this already here before he showed up?

“How adorable, but really Fluttershy, We both know I’ve found you, so It's time to come out I’m afraid.”

This time the pillow merely shook and wouldn’t stop, and an ever so muffled whimpering could be heard as well as a deepening heart rate that which is caused by the desperate pounding of the heart. Discord smiled, If only Celestia could see how far Fluttershy is from the ideal preserver of Equestria she thought/ thinks her to be, he thought chuckling wickedly.

“Perhaps I’ll just have to check every inch of this humble cottage of yours.” Discord over announced, making as if to teleport himself to another room, only to reappear behind the odd fortress he knew Fluttershy hid behind.

Fluttershy, lifting her head after a short silence, peeked out from her hiding place. She couldn’t see the creature she hid from anywhere, but she wasn’t about to move from her hiding place, for fear of being found out as he returned as he surely would. Her current hideout had fooled him once hadn't it? Maybe it would hold up long enough for him to leave her alone, and then she could go get Twilight and the others.

The only thing that was on her mind as she saw Discord enter her home was ensure that all of her animals were safely hidden away, she had stopped their barricading of the entryway only moments before the mismatched being entered the threshold, Fortunately she was able to gather all of the pillows in the corner of the small space while they did this, for that was where she hid now, she only wished that she didn’t have such a good view of where the intruder was at every given moment. At least, that was before she saw him disappear.

How had she forgotten he could do that? “She hadn’t planned on moving an inch from her spot, but now she definitely wouldn't be coming out of hiding anytime soon! Now I have no idea where he could be! This wasn’t what scared her though most however, because the worst of it was she had no way of knowing if or when Discord finally left, he could have left already for all she knew, and because he had teleportation abilities, he could return at any point in time, and she wouldn’t even know it until it was too late!

Little did she know however, that the draconequus was patiently awaiting her next move, but soon grew bored, realizing that this paranoid little pony wasn’t going to budge without a little persuasion.

Just as Discord was about to further think on how to overtake the poorly constructed, though chaotically inspired fortress of pillows, something hit his deer antler. He turned around to see a small object ricochet off his head and before it hit the wall and spun, coming to an abrupt standstill as his magic enveloped it. He eyed it curiously. An acorn, how odd. He thought nothing more of it however, and tossed it away, it was of little interest to him now. He started off in pursuit of the terrified pegasus’ hiding place, when as luck would have it, Discord was struck again while his back was turned. This time however, it wasn’t a nut, but a berry that bounced away before rolling to a stop beside his hoof.

He promptly crushed it beneath said hoof and look around. He looked around him to see himself amusingly surrounded by one and only furry pest he had been greeted by at the door, and what appeared to be a battalion of forest creatures both land and fowls.

They were gathered on at the rafters, behind furniture, peering out defiantly at the intruder, They were even standing guard by the pillow fort he had hoped to see topple.

What in the name of all that is chaotic... is this?!

“Now this just got interesting. So, ya think you stand a chance against The Lord of chaos, the spirit of things disharmonious? Bring it on you spineless toads! Well, except for those of you who are actually toads, because that’s just not insulting, so assuming that none of you are amphibious or reptilian, except for you turtles who won’t be of much assistance to your lady Fluttershy whom I pose a threat to, let the fur fly and other such nonsense!”

Author's Note

This was not at all what I envisioned for this chapter, but hey, next up the battle!! Hopefully I can write it well enough, it'll only really be a silly pillow fight though. :pinkiehappy:

The Battle

Author's Note

Let me start by saying this took a lotlonger than I though it would. I took some time off to think about what I should write for this battle between Discord and Fluttershy's pe- I mean.... animal friends, and just went ahead and wrote a little for the next chapter, which should be up soon too. Thank you for your patience! Enjoy!:twilightsmile:

(I rushed a little with this chapter though, so please, feel free to point out any mistakes, I apologize for taking forever with it, there's been a lot to keep me busy, and then I just wasn't sure how to end it.):twilightsheepish::applecry:

The Battle

The Battle

“Right here, right now furballs! Let’s see how long you last against one who has all the time in the world.”

Angel, the organizer of this little formation of sentinels looked up at this strange creature that much resembled a joke of patchwork. He would have laughed if he hadn’t recognized him as a threat. Fluttershy had told them all about the horrible ordeal he put her through, even becoming victims to her corrupted side. They were relieved that she returned back to normal, but now this creature that matched her crude description had turned up on their doorstep. The fearless bunny had showed up just in the nick of time to pull Fluttershy through the doorway and rally his other fellows to block the door. Unfortunately he had to call this effort to a halt as their efforts were in vain, there just wasn’t enough time and the monster was already turning the doorknob. He had no other option than a swift retreat of his forces, but now that he had found their caretaker, it was time to take a stand.

He took a long look at this Discord, the thing called himself “The Lord of Chaos”, it was preposterous, but that wasn’t what mattered, what mattered was that he had been challenged, and he would meet this thing head on. He gave one final glare at Discord before he turned to his own force, and gave a great war cry; “Stand tall and defend Fluttershy!”

“For Fluttershy!” Called the avians and the ground critters that drew their weapons, mere berries and garden tools, the tallest of them, and the raccoons brandishing mighty trash can lid shields. There could be no failure.

Angel squashed a blackberry in his paws and used it to paint the colors of war upon his furry cheeks. He was furious, he knew that he had to strike fear into the enemy that stood before him, and he attempted a growl. This however proved to be really stupid.

Discord had been watching the whole procession rather amused by it all. It was not every day that one battled it out against a rabble of animals. His entertainment was slightly diminished when his eyes found that of the assumed ring leader. It was that darn rabbit again. You just have to keep one up-ing me, don’t you rodent? Discord’s mood did not improve with the proposition of facing the little, rabid pest, he hadn’t gotten over the fact that he’d let himself get distracted.

He looked around again at the assembled woodland creatures, it was laughable really, but then, to some so was he. At least now he knew that nothing would get between him and his objective, provided that he kept a close eye on that of the furry menace numero uno. Needless to say Discord didn’t think this would be much of a challenge.

He was not wrong.... but he wasn't exactly right either.

The spirit of chaos was drawn out of his thoughts at an interesting cacophony. This interlude consisted of the banging of tin cans and random animal shouts of those assembled. He recognized a few of the languages, he was a talented linguist, although he never got to use this skill much, it seemed to come in handy here as they all pledged their soon-to-be “victory” to their caretaker.

It was clear to Discord that the little critters thought they were giving a fearsome war cry. He smirked, and tried not to laugh, but all efforts were in vain for the lead pest glared up at him, absent mindedly releasing an adorable mix between a “Squeak” and some lion cub’s attempted growl.

It would have been considered adorable by any witnesses, but considering the expression on Angel’s face before and afterward, it was more than enough to make the Chaos god laugh until his sides hurt. His booming laughter made the fortress shake and Fluttershy still hidden away for the time being, burrow further into the safety of the pillows surrounding her. She considered abandoning her cowardice, the fortress was only made of pillows and it would not last long should Discord choose to knock it down.

She would have chosen somewhere else to hide except that there was nowhere else, and it had been the first place that came to mind She was about to step out of hiding , having come to a decision, she was acting like a filly, she and her friends had faced Discord before, but then he was still able to turn us against each other without any real effort.

In the time it took for her to set her hoof forward to face the danger head on, she heard the clashing of what sounded like strong talons scraping against metal. She looked to try and find the source of the grating sound, to see Discord arm outstretched to snatch the trash can lids away from the animals holding them, his expression was terrifying. He had a look of determination in those red eyes and his jaw line was firm, holding up a curious snarl he vocalized.

She wondered though, why didn’t he snap his claw instead? It was no secret that he could draw her out whenever he saw fit. He’d done so before, to both her and her friend's elements. He simply waved them over and they couldn't help but comply. The question on her mind now was why didn’t he, and why was he going after her first? Unless… she wasn’t his first stop?

Discord smirked. Was that an attempt at a growl? He raised an amused, bushy eyebrow at the bunny in question. He didn’t even hold back a laugh, this was utter hilarity!

If he thought his laughs would discourage the assembled animals, he’d have another thing coming, for they stood taller, until they finally charged towards the intruder, but they went in blind, without direction from their leader, who was pushed about by the stampede until he was finally knocked to the ground by a wayward swish of a tail.

Oh, how I loathe that iguana! Angel bunny muttered under his breath in his little bunny way.

He stood up and dusted himself, all the while shaking his little fist at the backs of all the others.

Acorns zoom past, pine cone grenades flew and the birds come at his hoof and lizard leg, trying to trip him so that he’ll fall onto the rakes, tacks and the net they’ve laid out on a painted “X” they drew haphazardly with berry juice. Discord had to admit, these animals went all out, they really committed, it was a shame that they were no match for him, they weren’t even a challenge, but hey, why not have a little fun at their expense?

At first Discord was fully aware of the teal eyes that spied on the progression of the battle, but as he felt their attention drift away from him he focused only on the little war being waged upon him.

"Now this is hardly fair, one against... what were your numbers again?" This made all the animals come to a halt, and look about at each other, trying to count. Some of them just shrugged and pressed on while others scratched their heads in confusion, or counted the same number on their fingers repeatedly, not knowing how to count in the first place and failing miserably.

"I suppose it hardly matters, but I think I'll bring in my own reinforcements.”

There was a bright yellow flash of light leaving a number of random items behind after it dissipated. All of which were alive and moving with their new found animation.

“To make things fair if you will.” Comes the only explanation the draconequus was willing to give.

Of course Discord knew all of this was meant as a distraction. He wasn't blind, any fool could see through this petty excuse of a rescue. It wasn’t like he had any real plans other than meeting with Tia later to announce his successes of the day, so a distraction was a good way to kill some time. Usually he would just avoid the alicorn princess altogether, but it was a good excuse to brag and drive her nuts. It was also mandatory.
He hoped Lulu would be there too, all the better to weaken their bond of sisterhood. For now, however, Discord had a battle to win and a distraction to fall prey to. The element of kindness wasn't going anywhere. Why else would her pesky animals be guarding her pillow fort? If it had been anyone else, he would have ended this game there and then, but he was certain she couldn't try anything without him knowing.

“Do you let your animals fight all your battles?” Discord says looking over his shoulder over to the fort.

He wasn’t sure if Fluttershy heard him, but he swore he could smell her fear and worry increase and followed by a sharp intake of breath. He smiled as he turned back to the small defense force that proceeded to send their pitiful little attacks….. if only the acorns and nuts weren’t consistently aimed at his head. He was almost tripped a few times by the oncoming avians that made alternating routes around his legs a. They even tried knocking him over with a rain of pine cones. Unfortunately this was no mere attempt for they succeeded,. The animals gave a cheer of victory at their presumably defeated enemy. They soon realized though, that it would take a lot more than the primitive weapons they had on hand to hold him off and take him out. He almost felt bad for them, what with their faces were so forlorn… wait, no he didn’t!
It was fine by him if the wimpiest little pegasus felt helpless watching this struggle, so long as she knew that in the end he would win out and she’d be forced to confront him or answer to him. He only came here to talk, but it soon became clear to him that this would be near impossible to do, all these distractions at every turn. Not that he was complaining, however, this was not the way things were supposed to go, disorderly, though these events were, he preferred when it wasn’t at his expense or his plans. He only liked it when things went his way, any milestone or obstacles were easily crossed. He still felt insulted that this pony honestly thought this would be enough to keep him at bay. Stall him… perhaps, he could attest to that, but stop him altogether? Never! It was laughable really. It was sad, pathetic. He brought out a balloon sword he didn’t have a moment ago on a trowel wielding duck with an odd little green helmet, this cute attire inclined Discord to give all the animals little army helmets, he laughed at the sight. The animals, feeling braver and maybe even a little insulted by the new gear charged at the Spirit whilst he was beside himself in a bout of laughter.

A coat rack boxed a kangaroo with its free arms while using the rest to keep the woodpeckers at bay. Unfortunately for the coat rack it wasn’t long before they came for its legs and as it fell, it crawled across the unforgivably cold ground in a desperate attempt to escape the winged demons, but all that remained of the poor bit of furniture was a few scattered wood chips that not even the termites would be bothered with.

And then the mice came. Scampering over the remains, bearing great forks and spoons as if they were the mightiest of weapons and they the most valiant of warriors. They might have some issues that they needed to work out, thanks to Fluttershy telling them about elephants being afraid of them. Ever since they realized something as intimidating as an elephant was afraid of them, they proved to be a less cowardly folk. This could be seen now, as they attacked a vase painted with life-like tigers and lions and bears. They beat at it with their silverware until it cracked. They would have continued their assault if Jerry, the largest of the mice, came and knocked it over much to the joy and cheers that were barely heard, so muffled were they by the carpet jungle they had gotten lost in.

There were small victories like that of the mice, however, Discord dominated the battlefield that was Fluttershy’s small living room. He was throwing tomatoes the animals to dodge and summoning storm clouds for more than a few were running or hiding from.

Laughing all the while Discord was thoroughly enjoying himself. This was the most entertainment he’d had since he’d been thrown back into his stone body suit. It was almost as funny as Celestia had been that morning. This continued for the longest time, but as he grew bored from the sameness of it all, some turtle was growing tired of it as well.

It finally made sense. It occurred to Fluttershy that the real reason Discord didn’t just make her animals disappear or freeze, she knew why he didn't, why he made no attempt to draw her out from where he knew she was hidden. He was toying with them. Their attempts amused him enough to stop him from taking action for the time being. She had to do something, she couldn't just hide and wait for what he had planned.

It was then that things took a turn for the worst, as Discord was reminded of the sole purpose of his being there, the elusive Fluttershy.

It came to pass that a certain turtle had run out of ammo and in a desperate search it found the perfect source of ammunition just beside it.

It wouldn’t have mattered if she had come to another conclusion, the choice was soon robbed from her when a well- meaning turtle swiped a cushion form the makeshift bastion and it all came tumbling down upon her head. It took one cushion to be removed before the pillow fortress’s supporting structural integrity failed. Discord's shadow loomed over the creature, but once he noticed the demolished fort his attention turned to the yellow pegasus who cowered and covered her muzzle with her hooves. She had been spotted, and only Celestia knew what would befall her now.

General Angel Bunny, a.k.a General hops a lot to Discord, face pawed but recovered swiftly, ordering his men to stand down and retreat into the brush outdoors or those not already hidden to dive behind tables and doors, and potted plants and ferns. The birds scattered, hiding behind lamps and gliding out the windows, flapping their wings at the air furiously to avoid the oncoming aftermath of their fight. They had all anticipated victory, but it seemed that fortune had forsaken them as their greatest threat chuckled darkly and grinned wickedly displaying his teeth and fang to the one they had sought to protect. There was nothing more that they could do. The lord of chaos had indeed won. Angel bunny made a mental note to reprimand the critter responsible for their lost victory later. He didn’t expect the others to display bravery in the face of these odds, which is exactly why he voted himself for the role of staying behind and fending off the mismatched monstrosity himself it may not have been a smart plan, but it had to work, it was a last resort, but he preferred it that way, besides Fluttershy would definitely look into a reward for her favorite bunny and savior should he succeed in telling this Discord off, and giving him the boot for lack of a better idiom.

While Angel thought of possible treats his owner would reward him with, Fluttershy looked around fearfully from behind her mane, covering her head. She looked up, only to see…. nothing. Not her animals, not the mess of acorns and splattered berry juice. Nor was Discord there. She blinked once and wiped at her eyes, thinking her eyes must be playing tricks on her. It couldn’t have all just… vanished. She was relieved when she saw a rabbit ear poking out from behind her couch, but it was momentarily, as she remembered that Discord too had disappeared.

A shadow fell over her as confusion set in. It was only pushed aside when she noticed the shadow and turned around, allowing fear to take hold. Discord was right behind her.

“Hello, Fluttershy!” He said smiling, which succeeded only in further frightening the pony caught within his sight..

“D-discord…”

“That’s my name, do try not to wear it out though, I’d rather not be referred to as the “Spirit of chaos” again, oh, sure that’s what I am, but that’s not my name, I swear, nopony ever uses my name. Why do you think that is?”

“I-I wouldn’t kno-”

“Oh, who cares?! All you ponies care about is your precious order and harmony.” He arched his neck to peer at the frightened pony. She didn’t bother hiding behind her mane, the thought just didn’t occur to her. She was too scared to cover her expression.

“I suppose that's the reason for my being here.”

In Consideration of Pillow Forts and Princesses

Author's Note

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In Consideration of Pillow Forts and Princesses

In Consideration of Princesses and Pillow Forts

I suppose I can hardly complain, after all, that’s the whole reason I’m here.” Discord gestures towards the now clean space. He frowns as he adds, “Maybe I should have left it a mess. Everything is too… tidy.” He grimaces at the word as if it leaves a foul taste in his mouth.

“W- what do you mean?” Fluttershy gathered the courage to ask, but her voice shook with as much fear as she felt. She had hoped he would just leave her alone, but here he was still very real and turning her safe haven into a place she’d sooner abandon. How would she be able to get him to abandon his efforts and discord some other pony so that she could reach her friends? When she think son this however, she’d rather have herself be corrupted than another pony. What right did she have thinking such a thing? It’s be better for everyone if he didn’t discord anypony. Fluttershy sighed. But I doubt that’s an option…

Discord looked down at the pegasus curiously. It had been many years since someone bothered asking him such a peculiar question, everypony just assumed his mannerisms had to do with his chaotic nature and left it at that. “Surely you’ve realized who you’re talking to? This cottage is simply too-”

“That’s not what I meant….”

“Wh-why,” She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She had to contain her fear, even if it was difficult. She had to get these words out. She needed to be brave. Rainbow Dash was brave, she just had to gather up the courage and forget that she was the opposite for a while.

Discord, who had been toying with a broken spring and altering a windvane into a miniature flowing bronze waterfall looked back at the bewildered pegasus whom the prissy Celestia had assigned to be his “reformer”, in a sense anyway. If I didn’t know any better I’d say she fully expects this little plan to work, phtt! As if that’s ever going to happen.

At her words however, he straightened and unconsciously changes the bronze waterfall into a familiar maze and then a statue as his memories influenced it’s shape. Discord scowls, changing his creation back to it’s original form and sending it back to where he found it. He turns his gaze back to hers, cringing at the unpleasant reminder.

“Don’t remind me. The ordeal is one I’d sooner forget.” Grimaces Discord his voice coming from behind clenched teeth.

He turns to face her properly, only noticing the too-organized living space, he didn't know how it looked normally, but his magic couldn't have helped matters and it was beginning to bother him. “So you don't mind…?” He asks as he materializes the untidy room that they had been in before. She only shook her head. This couldn't be happening, and at any rate, if it was, she had more to worry about than house cleaning.

His expression almost made Fluttershy apologize to him, but she remembered as the words formed in her mind and stopped herself. It would also have been a lie, she wasn’t sorry, not truly. Sealing him into stone was the only way to stop him, and she didn’t like what he did to ponyville all that much. She hadn’t liked it at all. If he is being genuine… then maybe this is my opportunity to make it up to him. I still remember that day all too well, but I also remember how he reacted to becoming a statue. She wondered, not for the first time, whether or not the process… hurt him. His response to her bringing the subject up however, made it clear that she probably didn’t want an honest answer and he would have none to give freely.

“How then are they responsible for your reappearance?” Fluttershy asked again, his ramblings weren’t bringing her any closer to the answer to her original question. She still had no idea how he got here or what he was talking about.

After a short pause Discord’s deep red pupils found hers. She couldn’t help but stare, captured in his gaze. She saw many things behind those eyes, but she couldn’t rightly name any of them, whatever emotions lay behind them were concealed and if they weren’t they were too complicated for her to understand. She did see one thing she didn’t like however, and there was no room for free interpretation, it was calculated. He was testing her, but she already knew that from his toying with her earlier.

“Asking questions now, are we? I take it you’re quite finished running away?” Fluttershy looked a little more than hesitant at this. If Discord didn't know where he stood and felt the need to test the situation, did that mean she should trust him?

“If not,” he stepped aside, “Be my guest, run away from a draconequus who only trying to be friendly.”

She didn’t bother looking past him, his words implied that he’d wait as long as he deemed necessary before he intercepted again. She already knew from the labyrinth that he could either be very patient… or very impatient. Besides, where would she run to that he wouldn’t find her eventually? Wouldn’t he just stop her before she reached either of the other’s houses?

She wished she could say his temper was the only thing unpredictable about him, however, she knew better. In fact, she couldn’t even say what business he had with her now. She also knew next to nothing about this creature. She couldn’t even properly call him a pony, could she? Celestia herself called him only a “draconequus” besides his actual name.

The logical side of her brain that knew the geniuses of all the creatures of Equestria thought it could fit him better. The fearful half of her couldn’t care less, and thought that no name could fit the cruel being, not in latin nor in any other language.

It didn’t help that the beginning of his species name was that of the dragon family. With that renewed fear she began to back away and stoop under the gravity of her predicament.

The spirit of disharmony was inside her home… and she could only assume it had to do with the elements. and she wasn’t sure whether or not she should believe him. There was the other hoof where he could very well be telling the truth, but his intent was more of a sinister nature than his nonchalant and melancholy demeanor suggested.

She decided to give him the benefit of the doubt, he’d yet to harm her so far. Maybe he’s being genuine?

"Which reminds me," Discord’s voice pulled her out of her thoughts as he searched the room for something. "Where is that little pest- I mean bunny that interfered earlier?" I'd like to teach him a lesson about messing with my plans. Discord says making sure to avoid saying the last part aloud.

Before Discord realizes his words may have sparked something in her, Fluttershy’s stopped cowering and raised herself off the ground, preparing to give the draconequus a piece of her mind. It was not long before she has enough courage to fly up to him and stare the draconequus down. When he does notice, she doesn’t see that he only grins in response to her sudden change in behavior.

"N-now you listen here buster! You do not touch my Angel, do you hear me?!" The timid thing yells at a smirking draconequus.

Did she just grow a spine? I think I could grow to like this side of her.

Fluttershy continued, oblivious to his enjoyment. She felt her eyes narrow and her jaw tighten, barely aware of the expression her face was taking on. “If you so much as lay a talon on him I will-!”

Discord’s laughing interrupted her. “Ha ha ha! What is with your face?!” He bellowed, with enough force to knock the now dumbfounded pegasus off balance. That’s when she realized she had been using the stare on him. She’d told the girls it seemed to have a mind of its own, though she couldn’t have timed this one better herself, but why was he laughing?

“Y-you think… it’s funny?” She asks, dismayed.

“Funny? No, no, no. No. It’s only Hilarious!”

“Hahaha!” He guffawed again.

Fluttershy frowned. Does nothing work on him? I should really gather the girls. If only she had some insurance that he wouldn’t follow her there. What if he tried to take them again?

“Now hold on, I already told you, I come in peace! Or about as peaceful as I can get.”

“Give me one reason why I should trust you. You… you b-barge in here after scaring and chasing me half to death, then you just barge in here a-and threaten my animals!”
Discord looks ready to argue her point at first, but listens quietly and rubs the back of his neck. “I... You've got a point.” He smiles his chin resting on his paw assessing her challenge for what it was worth. He was not ready to get kicked out just yet.

“So uh.. how does this whole ‘friendship’ thing work, exactly?” Discord asks, air quoting the ‘friendship’ part, unsure of what to do now that he’s there.

He’d had trouble thinking of a way to trick her exactly into thinking he was her friend. He’d developed a bit of an unpredictable tolerance for some ponies, and this particular one was just so… infuriating!

She confused him, and nothing ever confused him, sure she was being predictable now, but he knew there was a confounding element within her. He wasn’t even sure if it was just her element that made her so hard to tolerate. Why yes, Tia! I can see it now, we’ll be the best of pals bye the end of this deal! Then when I tell her all about what I’ve done she’ll still forgive me and want me around. Nice plan! Despite his heavy sarcasm drawing his thoughts, he couldn’t help but feel a bit put out with the statement. He just couldn’t tell why, so used ot ignoring his softer feelings for those that allowed him to torment ponies without regret.

Fluttershy furrows her brows and moves aside acorns and blades of grass to take a seat on the floor. Discord follows suit, only he chooses to take up the entire couch she had off to the side. He wasn’t the biggest fan of the color green. He thought it was repeated far too often in the ways ponies ran things, but it would have to do.

“Um...Well, from experience I’ve known friendship to start off on…. trust….” She falters in her speech as she sees discord changing the color of her window curtains.

“What are you doing?” She asked him, a little bothered at his apparent ignoring her. It wasn't as if she wasn’t already used to it, but he came here for her help, and … Oh, she felt just awful thinking in such a way, though she really didn’t understand any of what was going on.. She wasn’t even sure Discord did at this point.

“I decided that I’m quite tired of the color of your drapes. You do have a point, I'll give you that.”

Fluttershy sighed, thinking that she managed to convince him out of adjusting her furniture, she liked it as it was and she wasn’t certain he would return anything he changed back to normal.

And then he changed her couch from the plain green to red with blue and plaid polka dots.

“I dislike this green color even more, I don’t know why I bothered with the curtains first!”

“You were saying?” He happily asked his host.

“Oh, um… I guess we could always start with finding what we have in common?” Rethinking her statement Fluttershy replies a bit uncertainly.

Why did I even bring up trust?! I don’t trust him even now and I can’t just kick him out. I wish the girls were here.

Fluttershy notices the direction of her shadow casted by the light from her narrow window. It was early yet, not yet noon, it would be a long couple of hours before she met with her friends for a picnic. She hoped with all her being that it the time would come soon. She needed to let them know about Discord... He really shouldn't be there, and out of his stone prison! If only she was still dreaming, but pinching herself earlier had told her otherwise. This was all actually happening and she wasn't sure how to address any of it. How does one Pegasus, one element of kindness deal with a Draconequus on the loose within her own home? Those thoughts reminded her of how other ponies would call exterminators to get rid of so called "pests". The thought came unbidden and was a most unpleasant one, but it lingered there. Perhaps... perhaps I should give him a chance? I'm no different from those other ponies, thinking such things. He's as much company as my friends, animal or otherwise.

That in mind, Fluttershy comes to a stand and walks over to the draconequus. She said it herself, friendships can't be formed without trust, and with Discord she knew she would have to step up to the plate first. She may not entirely trust his intentions, but she had faith that he would never really hurt anypony, he'd hardly caused any permanent damage the last time he was freed.

She didn't trust him with her life, but that was a lot to ask of anypony, much less a known threat against Equestria and order. Come to think of it, why was she even thinking of that now? It was true though, she trusted her friends and fellow elements with her life. She trusted Celestia and Luna, though they mostly kept to themselves. She trusted Spike, unless gems were involved. She wasn't sure when or even if she'd ever feel that certain with Discord.

Discord’s eyebrows furrow as he thinks on what she’s said. “Common interests, eh? That’ll be interesting no doubt. If that’s truly the place to start I can’t argue though I doubt the success of such a thing.”

There’s one thing already more.. or less. Fluttershy thought, though she didn’t voice the opinion. She was determined to at least try, though… she wasn’t sure how. She’d always just kind of stumbled into friendships, like her meeting with Twilight, Rainbow Dash and the other girls. All those friendships started rather on the spur of the moment and impending doom. She’d never really tried to make friends, so she supposed, lay the second thing she and Discord had in common. At this rate she’d be able to name many things they could relate to, but that were hardly the topics she should bring up.

What could we possibly have in common…? It’s not that he’s a bad pony, I just can’t see us being very close. If I could find one thing…

“Oh.. Discord! Where are my animal friends?” Fluttershy asked panicked, and guilty that she hadn’t realized before that they hadn’t appeared when Discord brought back the mess.

“Oh, just around outside.” Discord waved off her question. It was of no concern to him.

“Although… a few seem to have come in through the windows, even now one of those birds of yours is building a nest on my head!” It seemed to be having trouble considering the horns that also protruded from there and the angry draconequus claws swiping after it, but Discord didn’t care much, he just wanted the winged offender gone.

Fluttershy giggled, but soon realized Discord’s intent towards the bird and swooped in to take the creature out of harm’s way. “These animals are not to be treated like flies! They're delicate and as such need to be treated fairly. How would you like it if somepony took a swipe at you!”

“Oh, you mean nopony has already?” Discord muttered almost laughing as a grin formed across his muzzle. That would explain a lot.

“What was that?” Fluttershy asks, honestly missing his words.

“Oh, nothing important, I’ve developed this force of habit since my… encasement in stone. “

“Huh?”

“I was talking to myself.” He face palms, pulling his face down with it. He would have thought it rather obvious but he supposed a lot of things were obvious to him and yet ponies remained painfully ignorant to them.

“Oh…” Fluttershy replies becoming her mute self again, petting the feathers of the blue jay she’d rescued from Discord’s hooves.

“Are you alright May?” She asked it, her eyes full of concern. She ignored her rude company. She wouldn’t know what to say if she had paid him any mind then.

Mary only gave a sweet twitter in reply to confirm that, although the strange creature lounging on Fluttershy’s couch had startled her a bit, she was fine.

“Ehem!” The sound of the draconequus clearing his throat could be heard coming from the couch he had stretched himself out on. He made a sound similar to hacking as he tried to catch the yellow pegasus’ attention once more. He hated being ignored. He could attest that he was more important and far more interesting than amree bluebird, or any bird for that matter, forget that it was blue!

“I’m sorry Discord, it’s just that-” Began Fluttershy before Discord silenced her (though she was happy to note he didn’t use his magic to do so).

“You were blatantly ignoring me.”

“Oh, no! I didn’t mean it like that! With all that’s happened today I’m just tired… and I haven’t had this much excitement in one day since-” She stopped, should she bring up the day she turned him into stone again?

“Don’t try and lie to me, Element of kindness though you may be, that wasn’t very nice of you.”

He realized her move as if to protest and while previously Discord had thought against using his magic, he now guiltlessly snapped his fingers to zip her mouth closed.

Discord stood up, and walked over to the pegasus who again began to back away, her ears pinned down to the sides of her head as he glared down at her. He was about to tell her exactly why she shouldn’t ignore him, how he already had all of Equestria in the palm of his paw, he need only choose to ignore Celestia’s little deal. Mentioning the deal alone that her gracious ruler made with him, a monster, would be enough. It's not as if he ever played fair, or that Celestia could ever win this bet. He could start by giving the timid pegasus more reason not to trust him. Tell her exactly why he was there. It was simple! All he'd have to do is claim his prize at the end of the week. No one could make friends with someone who'd gone so far as to turn their beloved world into his chaos playground a second time, and their princesses his puppets.

He looked into her eyes though, and saw the very same look of terror he hoped never to see again. He wasn’t seeing Fluttershy though, not until he mentally cursed himself. He knew it wasn’t her. But of course the wounds she'd left him with were still new, though they were set there over a thousand years ago. He couldn't proceed with that plan while looking into those eyes. It may not have been his Tia, but she was never his in the first place, she was just a good liar. He growled his frustration and turned towards the door. He had to leave and clear his head, he couldn't believe he almost messed up everything. It was that stupid dream that reminded him of- dream… “Luna.” He said quietly. She didn't seriously invade my head while I slept? She of all ponies knew I wouldn't do as Celestia asked and sleep awhile longer. The little schemer!

“I know when I am not wanted, Good day Fluttershy.” He said graciously, with an odd smile on his face and a gleam in his eye. it's far from over, I think I'll keep this game up a little longer. With nothing more said he exited the cottage.

He snapped once, removing the zipper that stopped the flow of her pestering questions, and again to teleport himself to Canterlot, the castle to be more specific. He had to pay Lulu a visit. Now was as good a time as any to work at the bonds between sisters.

Fluttershy would have stopped him, but realized she didn’t want to. Discord was no friend of hers, despite her efforts so far to placate him. She was surprised she's done as well as she had, she usually had trouble talking with anypony. She didn't think much on this though, she was just trying to be polite, and hed already scared her plenty that day to last her a lifetime. Besides she had to meet up with the girls, if moments before had been an indication of anything it was that he had not come there to make friends, and gathering the elements was a primary concern. She waited to be sure he was gone before peering outside. She found nothing but her animals happily playing. She swore they were cheering about something, and she could think of only one thing. He was gone.

She closed her door and headed over the hills as fast as her hooves would carry her, she'd never been much of a flier and she ran faster than she flew. She needed haste, she only hoped somepony would be at the picnic spot. Twilight should be there at least, she always came early.

How could we possibly lose faith? Part 1

Canterlot palace was still and quiet this morning. All the ponies slept peacefully, completely ignorant of the possible threat hung over their future happiness. Would Chocolate rain drown their hopes and chaos break their spirits? It was all her fault, and they would only hear of it from the mouth of the being responsible for their society's destruction. There was a good chance it would never come to pass, but Celestia and Discord had been fighting like this for thousands of years. To a pony their long lives would seem a n eternity, and their life continuing for all eternity again would be inescapable. All of ponykind and there on stood upon the shoulders of a small, weak and timid Pegasus pony. Sweet and innocent though she may be, it would take more than a pure heart and strong spirit to crack the encasement of a heart so long sealed off from the world. in a matter of days the world would either fall to chaotic corruption or chaos would finally come to peace with its existence beside a flourishing order. Perhaps the two sides of Discord and Harmony would never fully coexist, though if not then they would both be at war as long as time stayed intact.

The sun Princess took no joy in raising the sun this day with those thoughts coursing through her mind, especially not while she saw the moon had been lowered early. Her sister hadn't wished to stand with her, not even upon the palisade opposite her to help bring forth the dawn. Luna had been affected that much by her decision yesterday. Worse than that was knowing very little could dissipate this silent rage of hers. Her sister once was a energetic and curious filly, she would always enjoy dragging her sister around with her to show her the anomalies of this world, and to ask questions. Oh, so many questions about what things were and how they worked, and Celestia, not wishing to disappoint would come up with tall tales about how things came to be until she could ask Star swirl or research them herself. That was until she felt herself a shadow to the brilliance of said sibling. The ponies had begun to favor the night little beside the sun. The moon princess felt shunned and gave in to the defeat reluctantly. Who was she to think her sister and herself were equals? That was when the shadows began to dig into her consciousness. Luna was vague on the details of those days, and didn't take kindly to Celestia's prying. Even now Tia couldn't tell if her sister still harbored some of the pain from those days. She couldn't tell if it was for turning to the shadows, or ... if she still blamed her.

The current circumstances could only have sealed her judgment. What was she thinking of her now? Celestia asked herself. She would have to face her eventually, better to look now before Luna could find a proper place to avoid her easily enough not to ever be found. Then again, they both needed some space, giving her time to think would benefit both of them. Luna wouldn't want to see her so soon after she made that agreement with the chaotic tyrant who had already proven the full extent of his cruelty.

What had she been thinking? It was the only way she saw, and not only that, it was a way that they just might get the old discord back. He hadn't always been this way, and surely this would work. It had to. If it didn't he would forever reign over their Beloved Equestria. He would steal the elements and stow them away where nopony would be able to find them. If she hadn't made the deal he would have been stopped eventually, however, he would only break free of his prison again. Once broke the spell for that was weakened bit by bit, and overtime he has a taste of freedom he would only be more determined. Determination had always made him stronger, mostly because he had the power to back up his desires.

Celestia had tapped the outskirts of the castle with her magic, and just as she thought there was a barrier set in place of the clear skies. He had indeed trapped the two here, and had no intention of having them send for the elements. She couldn't find a blank sheet of parchment anywhere, much less her official documents for that matter. Oh dear... if this his idea of a joke? There was a week's worth of paperwork on her desk in just the past hour. The Draconequus had indubitably taken all of them. Now what does he expect me to do when everything could fall into turmoil in the next few days, eat cake?!