Paper Mario: The Equestrian Troubles

by Techno_Babble

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Original Character, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 2754

Paper Mario finds out theres touble in a far off land called Equestria when Princess Celestia accedently sends it to him!

Paper Mario finds out there's toubel in a far off land called Equestria when Princess Celestia accedently sends it to him! Will Mario prevail? New partners, old partners, new items, old items, new, locations, familer locations, new enemies, old foes, new bosses, old bosses, new friends and ally's, and lots of hardships.

Published 2015-07-28 07:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-22 02:51:20 UTC

PROLOGUE Change Of Plans

Play this music!

Ahem, Today, im going to tell you another story. Once apon a time, in the magical land of Equestria,
There was a pony of darkness, that only the purest of heart could defeat. This dark mare had a kingdom.
The inhabatinds of this kingdom where sad that there ruler turned selfish. There where 10 magical items,
needed to defeat her, as having a pure heart was not enough. You would need the 10 Tablets of light. Hidden away in places, these tablets where harder to find. The Princess of the sun, found them all, and banished the evil mare. The town colapsed into ruins because of the raw power. Without there rulers magic, it cant stay intact. Its said she would return after 5000 years. Mario and his quest, begins now!

"Mail Call!" Parrykarry said as he flew away.

"Go weegie!" Luigi said as he opened up the mail box and pulled out the letter.
"Mario! The letter from the princess arrived!" Luigi said.

"Oh, yeah!" Mario said.

"Ahem, Dear, TWILIGHT SPARKlE?!? Who even is that?!? A threat has been made against Equestria, i was wonder if you could stop it. Signed, Princess CELESTIA?!? Who are these people?" Luigi said.

"Woah!" Exclaimed the red hated plumber of few words.

So Mario set sail, yet again. Mario had a flashback as he sailed passed Rouge Port. There, was probebly his biggest funnest most entertaining and deep adventure yet.

"SIR! WE HAVE ARRIVED IN EQUESTRIA!" The toad sailor said.

"Okie doky!" Mario said as he jumped of the boat.

The boat spun around in mid air, landed, then went away. Mario was walking when suddenly a big bulky stallion bumped into him.

Hey you! Red stached guy who lookes like Mario! That guy stole my bits" A slender young pegasus filly said.
Mario instantly jumped into battle. Mario jumped on the stallion.

"Woah woah WOAH. Do you know action commands?" The blue filly said.

"Oh, No!" Mario said. Ok, Press B right before he attacks you! The stallion threw a knife at Mario. Mario followed the fillys advice and pressed B. Mario spun around and the knife went in the air. Mario took no damage but the knife hit the stallion. The stallion lost 4 heart points.

"OWW! HEY, WATCH IT!"

The blue filly just had an exclamaition mark bubble apeare above her head. "Ive got it! That's a street thug! MAX Hp is 5 defense 3 and attack is 4! He attacks by throwing/thrusting knives, and shooting a gun. He takes 1 turn to reload. If he attacks you with a tackle the prepair to lose all your hard earned cash or items! It could even steal a hammer or something! Alrighty Mario, use your hammer! If you jump and use an action command it will do 2 damage twice, thus being blocked by his defence! But if you use your hammer, it deliverse 4 damage all at once witch will do 1 damage to him!" She said.

Mario pulled out his hammer and went up to the street thug.
"Hold left until the huge circle lights up!"

So he did it! The street thug fell over and delivered 5 XP star, what ever there called.

A curtain engulfed the battle feild signifying that the battle was over.
But then it came back and revealed a level up screen! Mario chose HP. HP 10-15. He now had 25 health, do to his 2 HP up badges.

He walked through Mane Hatten until he found someone suspiceos.

"Hey!" The dude said. "Did you get a letter from the princess? I suggest that youFind the Light Plates." He said.

"Hey, wait up!" A familyer voice called. It was the blue pegasus from earlyer! She gave him a kiss on the cheek, despite her age of 11. She was blushing beyond belief. "Anyway, my names Techno Key, but you could just call me Techno. I would like to help you out if it ok with you!" She said.

"Well then, Letsa go!" He replied.

TECHNO JOINED THE PARTY
You can press X to ride Techno. Shell run as fast as she can, witch is faster than Mario. The can even flutter you short distencas. She also is really smart, and has a friend that might join later.
END OF CHAPTER

Author's Note

Please, review! I want to know your thoughts! And if you give me some ideas, i might use them! Aculey i Probebly will! We end the PROLOGUE with Mario and his new friend and partner, Techno Key, and off to a bad start!

CHAPTER 1 Ponyville Mysterie!

Mario and Techno walked to the train station and asked for a seat.

"No ticket, no train!"

"Mario, lets go try to get a ticket.

So they did! At PONYVILLE! Hello, welcome to Sugar Cube Corner! How may i help you?
Mario baught a tasty tonic and a Pinkie Cake.
Hope to see you again! :pinkiehappy: Then they traveld to Carousel Boutique.
They bought a Gem Finder, and Gem Finder P badge. They increase the chance of finding gems in rocks.
Suddenly They sky darkend. There was a giant airship in the sky.

"BWAHAHAHHA! MEET YOU'R END MARIO!!!!!!!" Bowser said.

There was screaming.

Bowser jumped down and landed on Applejacks cart.

"YEAAAARGH!" He vocolized from the pain. Mario jumped at him. Stomp, Stomp, STOMP!
"HERFED" He yelled.

"TAKE THIS! BLAAAAUAGHRGRRRHRHG!" He shot flames at Mario! Mario jumped over them and apsolutely murded bowsers will power with a punch! Bowser punched Mario in return, sending him flying! Techno jumped into action and snarled.

"Oh, what are YOU gonna do shrimp?"

Techno ran backwords then came charging back so fast she was on fire, and slammed into him. He went flying in the air!

"Ow..." She said as she stumbled and fell down. She used a mushroom to heal herself!
She pulled out a thunder rage. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. Bower suddenly didnt feel so good and he topled over!
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Mario got up. Techno flew over to Mario and planted another quick kiss on his cheek, and went behind him. Mario told her to stay there, and went to buy her a hammer. She loved it! Then a parasprite flew up to them from behind. "Hi!" it said.

They turned around, but saw nothing. They shrugged it off. Mario started riding Techno, and she managed to flutter him up on top of a roof. He jumped off of her and gave her more flight freedom. He landed on the roof and found and airplane panel. He got on it and folded into a paper airplane, and techno folded in with him, making extra wings to stay air born longer. Suddenly, screams. They where in the school play area. They wher running around panicing after seeing Bowser. They hammered there way through the foals. That wasnt working, so Mario brought out the Diamond Star. He did an earth tremor! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! S M A S H! It knocked the foals to a safe distance and sent Bowser flying! The foals wher safe! But, Im sorry, i can't say the same for Techno! She was laying down with her tounge hanging out, and has swirly eyes. She jumped up and slowly floated back down.

"Alright, i'm fine!"

They kept walking, going to Techno's house. "WE ARE HERE!" Empty space. Mario was confused!
Techno giggled, and flew up. There was a corner coming off of the sky. she used her wings to make a breeze and a sheet of paper blew of reveiling the house! Mario's face was priceless! They went inside. Then the parasprite came in. HI!!!!!!
They turned around and saw it this time! 8-bit joined the party!!!!!!!!!!! 8-bit can fly through small holes!!
"Anyway, i have a light tablet! in here somewhere! But i put it somewhere that i cant fit in anymore! A hole in my closet! Then Techno jumped behind Mario and dissapeared. Mario and 8-Bit wet upstairs and into her closet. 8-Bit flew through the hole and got the light tablet
| Kind| |Kind is when witch you perform | |an act of selflessness, | |for no reason but to help. | |Kindness makes brings happiness...| `````````````````````
Mario learned a new move! Heart rain! Takes 5 SP to use. Makes it rain hearts, use left and right to catch them!
END OF CHAPTER

Author's Note

We leave with our hero's with a new partner, and the first light tablet! But, they don't know what they need them for yet!

Chapter 2 The Return Of An Old Foe

Back in ManeHatten
Mario is walking with Techno and 8-Bit when suddenly, Mario saw something.

It was a giant crimson box, with a yellow x and a blue 3. It had blue squiggly arms and legs, that had 2 rows each. For feet, it had red boxes. For hads, it had grey boxes with rocket launchers, and what looked like something that could change what it does. "Well, well, well. Long time no see, Mario..." Lord Crump said as he pressed a button, sucking up a bunch of ponies. "I call it, Magnus Von Ultra! Or Magnus Von Grapple v3! What ever you prefer! Looks like you have a pony with you. Whats it gonna do? Buck the machine? L-A-M-E..." Lord Crump rambled.
Techno got insanly mad and flew up to the dome with Crump in it, and head butted it.

"Ah, ah! You'll crack the dome naughty!" Lord Crump said as he pressed a button causing the left arm to pull her of.
Then Ultra smacked her, sending her flying, landing in front of Snips and Snails.

"Hey hottie, need some help?" Snails said.

"Yeah. Hows about you 2 precous hunks of colts, go attack that big meanie robot that hurt me, over there?" Techno said flirtingly.

So they did. Until then got sent flying back too where Techno was. "Thanks. Ill handle it from here!"

Suddenly there was a loud crashing noise as Mario hammered to foot.

"Hey! Watch it! Robot feet aren't cheap you know!" Crump complained.

"Oh, hush you!" Techno said as she pulled out a sword out of semingly no where, ans slashed one of the folded parts of the left arm. Suddenly the rocket launcher went in, and came out as a cannon. It started charging up energy from the sun and shot a huge lazer. Techno ran full speed away from it. Then the lazer stopped as Mario put his super hammer int the was. The beam got so intensified in one spot, that mario could barly swing his hammer around and sent it back at Crump.

"Nows my chance! Magnus Von Ultra! Attacks with a Solar Lazer, Rocket launcher, Drills, Stomping, and a Razor Blaze. Max HP is 50, defence is 4. The only way to attack it efficeantly at our levels, is to counter its attack. That lazer brought it to peril!" Techno tattled.

Then it swung the razor at Techno, who dodged backward with grace! Then, it used it to propell itself, and stomp on Techno. Who got KO'ed... Then shot a drill hand at Mario who hammered it back into him. Techno using her remaining streanghth, craweld out gtom under Magnus, and smashed upwards sending the razor into magnus von ultra. That was the end of him for sure!

"GAH!" Crump said as he fell out. He ran off. OBTAIED A LIGHT TABLET!
--------------Nobelness-----------------
|Nobel, is when one sacrifices |
|Something important to them|
|To save another... |
END OF CHAPTER

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Chapter 3 A Locist A Day, Keeps The Docter Closer

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I cannot beleive crump failed again! Grodus thought.

TEC-XXX

Yes si~~r~~ grod[/s]us?

Track Mario...

Mario woke up in bed with Techno. He got out of bed slowly, as not to wake her.She was just a filly after all. He was still slightly shocked at her seemingly endless amounts of energy. Then he realized its not so endless. She looked worn out, and had a really messed up mane. ...

Twilight got up from her bed, and went out to the balcony of her castle. She was still dazed from that turtle, dragon thing smacking her yesterday. She looked out the window at where mario was staying with that filly. "I really hope hes not a pedo..." Twilight said as she went down to her thrown. ...

Mario was walking around ponyville enjoying the sunshine, when he heard a familliar voice calling out to him. Techno came running up. She still looked tired. He picked her up and started carrieing her. "Ngh. I can. Walk." She said drowzly. "Seariusly, im fine... ow..." She mumbled as she fell back asleep. She didn't seem well. He took her to the hospital, and apparently, her skull was brused. He didnt understand how she had s much pain resistance.

Or mayby she was just good at hiding it... He waited a while. A LONG while, until she healed fully. They set out again, and mario picked her up againb. "Mario! Put me down, im fine, IM FINE!" She spouted.

Mario tickled her. "OK! IM SORRY! HAHHA" They arrivveed at a cave. They went in, and found apair of blue, bug like eyes in front of thme. It sfangs glinted from the light coming into the cave. "Blugh, changeling..." Techno said, disgusted. "rude." The changeling responded as it darted town a tunnel. They went farther in and found more changelings, but then one jumped Techno. She screamed as it fired a beam of magic on her. Mario jumped on him.

It fired abeam of magic at him, witch he dodged.The curtains unfolded into a battle stage. There where a metric flank ton of changelings there watching. Acully, only about 15. 28 other changelings swarmed into battle. Techno, was unluckly in the middle of them.

STORY ENDING 1: (if you dont want this ending, skip this pararaph. If you DO annt this ending, dont read beyond this paragraph.) A changeling smashed down on Technos head, casing her to screem. There was a cracking sound, as the changeling sucked every last ounce of life energy out of her. They swarmed mario and did the same t him. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYduHAc0XXA]

Mario earth tremored them off, picked up a dazed techno, and fled. Mayby he should stop using earth tremor around her. Suddenly, the tunnel they where in collapsed. The fled and made it to Queen Chrysalis. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7c0mPA5e0] "So your the intruders. I don't need to waste my time fighting fools like you, so lets just talk. Why did you come here?" Chrysalis demanded. Mario let them know that they wanted a light tablet. "Oh wait, blue shrimp, i remembr your. Youve caused enugh trouble here in the passed. I gues well have to figjht after all... "

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eiX3b9ylLo] Can't flee this fight! Umm. Well, if your okay with that... *squeek* Techno ran away, and out of the cv\ave, and deep into the everfree. 8-BIT found Mario. ... There was a flash of green flames, as for the first time in 5 yyears, she reveqaled her true self. "I'll tell him later..." ... Queen Chrysalis felt the full force of Mario's lhammer. (i almost typed light saber!) She recoiled and caught him in her crushing grio. Techno rushed in, not bothering to change back and rammed into chrysalis. Mario was cunfused. "Its me" She said. They found a light tablet.
----TRUTH--------------------
Truth is when
you say something

that has no falseness...

E N D O F C H A P T E R !

Author's Note

sorry for not updating for so long!

FINAL

Mario, Techno, and Sprite where asleep. Then, Bowser came and crushed them with a giant block.

GAME OVER