My Little Pony: Tanks are Magic!?

Chapter 3: What's a Draconequuis? Pt. 2

As the Russian crew trundled down the hedge maze, Aleksandr started one of his favorite marches back at the camp, Let's Go! Soon, the entire crew was humming the tune. Gavriil used the side of the tank as drums and the musical was sent down the path. Lucky for them, Discord thought it funny to refill their fuel tank before they stormed through the hedges. They had tried going through the hedges, but they were as solid as stone. Ten minutes into the maze, they found Twilight, with a dull looking AppleJack.

"What's her problem?" Aleksandr asked.

"I don't know. I was trotting down here and found AppleJack here talking to someone." she said with a worried tone, "And she won't tell me who she was talking to."

"Ah already told ya Twi, I wasn't talkin ta nopony!" AppleJack shouted at Twilight in annoyance.

"You wanna ride?" Ireonim asked, patting the tank's hull. Twilight nodded, but AppleJack refused harshly.

"Ah don't wanna go round Ponyville sittin' on that thang!" She yelled as she hopped on the hull and plopped her hunches right on the cold steel. Twilight followed suite and Nastassia, the crew, and the ponies set off.

***In Russia***

"Alright men!" a German captain said to his crew, "We will march through that forest and won't stop until we've all been knocked out, or if the Soviets have all been knocked out! Got it?!"

"Aye, Abelard!" The German crew said and saluted. The party of three Tiger Is and one Tiger II and fifty men marched into the forest.

After many hours of marching, the Germans encountered strange castle ruins. They trudged on not paying any attention to it. But the thing that caught him off guard were the familiar tracks on the ground.

"Halt!" he yelled. And all tanks and men halted. He got out and put his ear to the ground. No rumbling, except for the rumbles of the engines of the Tigers. "No engines, I bet it's where they were retreating! Ha!" Abelard hopped into his tank and ordered all others to follow him as he followed the tracks. Soon, they exited the forest and were greeted by a checkered field. Just as the one you'd see on a checkerboard. He thought it was some strange Soviet landing field. In the distance, Abelard could see a small village. "Let us go men! We have Soviets to plunder!" He yelled as the rest of the small German brigade trekked towards their target.

***Back in the Labyrinth***

The Soviets and Twilight had found the rest of the Elements of Harmony, looking grey.

"What have you done to my friends!?" Twilight shouted to Discord.

"Oh I don't believe we've met. I'm Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, helloo?" he said, rolling his eyes. "Though, I haven't gotten to you eight yet, I'll do it to you too y'know. Well I'm must be off, there's gonna be a big ol' storm of chaos! Mwah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah." And he disappeared without a trace. Suddenly, off in the distance, was a familiar explosion coming from Ponyville.

"Germans!" Lazar hissed. "Everyone back to the tank! We'll get Gvozdika at the entrance of the Everfree!" They all hopped in Nastassia and Ipati looked to Twilight and said, "I'm sorry Twilight, you're going to have to deal with your friends alone! We have business to settle!"

Once they got back to Gvozdika, she was shining and no longer had bubbles in her tank.

"My group, let's go!" Ipati barked. His crew, consisting of himself, Aleksandr, Germogen, and Gavriil, hopped into the tank. The tank growled and started. The two tanks trundled to the Germans attacking Ponyville. Once the Germans were in sight, Gvozdika took the first shot. It hit the Tiger II and cancelled out it's tracks.

"Shit!" Abelard yelled and saw that his tracks were out. He swiveled his cannon and saw two KV 2s side by side. "All units, take out the Soviets!" he yelled over the radio. The rest of the tanks swiveled their cannons as more shells whizzed by. The Germans all shot at once, but they all missed. The army of fifty men charged at the tanks. The Soviets aimed their DT machine guns and opened fire, painting the street red. The tanks shot back and forth. Suddenly, deja-vu happened. A stray bullet went through the hull of Gvozdika and hit Aleksandr in the arm, breaking it. He reached for the First-Aid kit. He wrapped gaze around it and continued to load the shells.

"Gavriil, move us up!" Ipati shouted. As soon as Gavriil hit the gas, the engine spluttered to a stop. "What's wrong with her now!" he cried. He opened the cupola and looked behind him, the engine was on fire! "Everybody, evacuate the tank!" Everyone quickly scrambled out and got to a safe distance just as Gvozdika exploded.

***Ponies***

Twilight had just finished giving Rainbow the memory spell when they heard an earth shattering kaboom! (Let's see who gets where that came from.) They quickly ran over to Ponyville, only to see a tank set ablaze and even more tanks than before!

"What happened here?" Twilight asked nopony in particular.

"Ah reckon it's one o' those wars one of them were talkin' bout." AppleJack replied as a bullet whizzed passed all their heads.

"I don't think this is the best time to talk!" Rarity shouted as a bullet flew dirt up next to them. They fled to Sweet Apple Acres and hid in the farmhouse.

***

As all the war and chaos raged on, Discord was laughing to death. "This is priceless!" he screamed wiping a tear away. He poofed up some popcorn and started to munch down on it.

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Lazar fired all the tank gave and knocked out all three Tiger Is. All that was left was the German Tiger II. Lazar aimed the cannon right at the barrel aiming at him, and he fired. In slow motion, the shell said through the air and went straight down the barrel and into the chest of a German loader and hit the fuel and ammunition storage. The German tank blew up in a fiery plume of smoke.

"Whew, now that is how you hit a German! Ha ha!" Gavriil shouted from outside the tank