Scootaloo's quest for peanut butter

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 399

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-28 01:38:50 UTC

Part one

It was 1:00 pm and Scootaloo wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She got up and ran downstairs in her pajamas. She ran into the kitchen. She opened the cabinets. She found no peanut butter.

"Flash....." Scootaloo growled. "First Base........ I have to buy more peanut butter. Stupid bands. And baseball games." Scootaloo ran outside and grabbed her scooter.

"I hope I run into nobody I know," Scootaloo said before putting on her helmet and scootering off.

Scootaloo arrived at the local Food Lion within ten minutes. She walked in, silently praying that nobody she knew saw her.

"Oh hi Scootaloo! Ah haven't seen ya since th' last day of school!"

"Oh hi Apple Bloom. I haven't seen you either. I had to move in with my stepbrothers. So how have you been AB?" Scootaloo asked.

"Ah've been good! Applejack sent me ta get some peanut butter," Apple Bloom replied.

"Look Rarity! Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are here! Let's go say hi!" Scootaloo turned around to see Sweetie Belle running to her.

"Hi *cough hack sputter* Sweetie Belle! Plz get offa me." Scootaloo choked out.

"Sorry! I haven't seen you in a long time!"

"Hey Sweetie Belle!" a boy's voice said. The owner of said voice was no other than Button Mash, waving madly.

"Hi Button!" Sweetie Belle replied.

"Whoop-de-do," a voice with sarcasm said, "it's a loser reunion."

"So right, DT! A little loser reunion," Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walked up to them.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA! I JUST WANT TO GET SOME PEANUT BUTTER!" Scootaloo screamed.

"I suppose thith ith a bad time?" Twist said walking up.

"For love of-" Scootaloo started.

"Hey Scootaloo!" Rumble said. Scootaloo stopped.

"Oh hi, Rumble. Nice seeing you here." Scootaloo said.

"I just need some peanut butter," Rumble said.

"Ah need that!" Apple Bloom said.

"I do too!" Sweetie Belle said.

"So do I!" Button said.

"Me too!" Twist said.

"Us too." Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon said in unison.

"I do too. Now please, I need crunchy and creamy." Scootaloo said.

"PEANUT BUTTER PARTY!" Pinkie Pie screamed. Scootaloo banged her head against the window.

"I didn't even get that far past the door!" Scootaloo said.

"Oh well," Silver Spoon said. "We should get the peanut butter and GTFO!"

And Scootaloo got the peanut butter and returned home. And slept for three hours.