Cutting Bitches

by SunnyPonyCitrusButts

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 232

Rarity takes matters into her own hooves and starts to slice and dice some bitches

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-05 07:54:09 UTC

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"Isn't this illegal?" Rainbow Dash said as Rarity took a sip of her tea, "Well yes, but you have to understand that, sometimes a bitch needs to get cut." She levitated the cup back to her lips with her magic for a second as Rainbow thought, "Now will you be a dear and get me my bitch cutting knife?" Rarity asked wiping her mouth with a napkin. Rainbow went over to the counter and pulled out a drawer. In it were several knives, all labeled; One cake cutting knife, two pie knifes, a single "Stallion meat" knife, six emergency knifes, and a bitch cutting knife. Rainbow lifted the knife with her mouth and trotted over to the white mare who was eating a sugar cube. She swallowed the sugar and levitated the knife from Rainbow's mouth without looking back at her "Thank you kindly Rainbow, Now I'll just change real quick and we'll be on our way!"

Rarity and Rainbow came up to Twilight's castle, rarity wearing a black vale and a long tight black dress that dragged behind her for a few feet. They both went in past spike who was washing the dishes and into Twilight's room where she was sleeping.

Rarity shook Twilight from her sleep

"Wha-? Oh hey Rarity, whoa that's a lot of black," She chuckled "who's funeral are you going to?"

Rarity giggled "Yours."