Hitler in equestria

by fegelein marsch

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Tragedy, Crossover, Human
Length: 279

WTF

WTF

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-29 07:00:41 UTC

The story

"Hey hitler"

"yes fegelein?"

"PREPARE TO LIVE AND DIE IN EQUESTRIA BITCH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!" "mein fhurer, where we are?" "

in equestria jodl in equestria"

"uhhhhhh can we go to pinkie pie?"

"WTF GORING WE ARE HERE FOR 5 SECONDS AND YOU ALREADY WANT TO EAT FATTIE?!?!?!"

and all generals says

"I WANT EXPLORE, I WANT KILL CELESTIA, I WANNA MOLEST FLUTTERHY, I WANT FUCK RARITY, I WANT EAT RAINBOW DASH, I WANT TO GO HOME I WANT..."

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"first i want to talk to celestia"

SOMEWHERE ELSE..... Fluttershy's home

"lalalalalalalala"

"DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY FISH?"

"WTF KREBS ARE YOU DOING... WHAT YOUR FISH IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!?!?!??!!?!?!?!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"FUCK!"

"WHAT WE SHOULD DO NOW?!?!?!?!?!?"

"I HAVE AN IDEA!!!"

"WHAT IDEA?!?!"

"YOU SEE"

"EAT THE DICK BITCH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glup*"

"AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NASTY KREBS!!!!" says dolfy

"IM OUTTA HERE" dolfy goes to celestia's castle

"nice to meet you celestia"

"me too!"

"BITCH DIE!" says jodl

*ratatatatatatatatatataatatatatatatatatata CTRL+V* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WTF JODL!"

"MEIN FHURER I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION!"

"WHAT A NASTY AND BLOODY SPECTACLE!!!! IM GOING TO RARITY JODL!" *dolfy step's*

"uh the door is open?" *dolfy walks in* dolfy hears orgasms

"WTF I AM LEAVING NOW!!!"

"well i think twilight is not being fucket or what" *anothers dolfy's step's*

"WTF GORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DELICIOUS"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE EATING TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND RAINBOW DASH!"

"i know"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! wait i'ts that applejack hat? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *dolfy is running awwwwww it's so adorable!*

"TAKE ME BACK TO THE BUNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *wooop*

"IM SCARED FOR LIFE FEGELEIN!"

"i have married applebloom"

"WTF STOP THIS CHAPTER! NOW!!!!!"

"ahhhhh better"

"HEY DOLFY DO YOU WANNA BE ONE OF MY CUPCAKES?!?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"