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                    Hitler in equestria                    
                   -by fegelein marsch-                    
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                         The story                         
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The story
"Hey hitler"
"yes fegelein?"
"PREPARE TO LIVE AND DIE IN EQUESTRIA BITCH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!" "mein fhurer, where we are?" "
in equestria jodl in equestria"
"uhhhhhh can we go to pinkie pie?"
"WTF GORING WE ARE HERE FOR 5 SECONDS AND YOU ALREADY WANT TO EAT FATTIE?!?!?!"
and all generals says
"I WANT EXPLORE, I WANT KILL CELESTIA, I WANNA MOLEST FLUTTERHY, I WANT FUCK RARITY, I WANT EAT RAINBOW DASH, I WANT TO GO HOME I WANT..."
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"first i want to talk to celestia"
SOMEWHERE ELSE..... Fluttershy's home
"lalalalalalalala"
"DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY FISH?"
"WTF KREBS ARE YOU DOING... WHAT YOUR FISH IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!?!?!??!!?!?!?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK!"
"WHAT WE SHOULD DO NOW?!?!?!?!?!?"
"I HAVE AN IDEA!!!"
"WHAT IDEA?!?!"
"YOU SEE"
"EAT THE DICK BITCH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glup*"
"AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NASTY KREBS!!!!" says dolfy
"IM OUTTA HERE" dolfy goes to celestia's castle
"nice to meet you celestia"
"me too!"
"BITCH DIE!" says jodl
*ratatatatatatatatatataatatatatatatatatata CTRL+V* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF JODL!"
"MEIN FHURER I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION!"
"WHAT A NASTY AND BLOODY SPECTACLE!!!! IM GOING TO RARITY JODL!" *dolfy step's*
"uh the door is open?" *dolfy walks in* dolfy hears orgasms
"WTF I AM LEAVING NOW!!!"
"well i think twilight is not being fucket or what" *anothers dolfy's step's*
"WTF GORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DELICIOUS"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE EATING TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND RAINBOW DASH!"
"i know"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! wait i'ts that applejack hat? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *dolfy is running awwwwww it's so adorable!*
"TAKE ME BACK TO THE BUNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *wooop*
"IM SCARED FOR LIFE FEGELEIN!"
"i have married applebloom"
"WTF STOP THIS CHAPTER! NOW!!!!!"
"ahhhhh better"
"HEY DOLFY DO YOU WANNA BE ONE OF MY CUPCAKES?!?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"