A Night With: Rarity

"Rarity... if I may ask... why... just why do you need so many gotdang shiny rocks?" I asked the alabaster mare trotting next to me as I lugged a cart full of diamonds, crystals, rubies and so on. They were piled really high and I thought they were going to topple over, but by some force of nature they didn't.

Magic I guess, pfft.

Rarity turned her head to face me, those pretty blue eyes of hers locking on my own. "If you must know darling, I have just been given the pleasure of creating an entire new line of dresses for none other than Countess Colortura herself!" She squealed happily, bouncing as she walked.

Oh yeah, I remember Rara, Lady Gaga pone for the win, hehehe.

"She needs dresses?" I wondered, mostly to myself but Rarity nodded anyway. "Eh, does she do a lot of shows or something that need a lot of shiny duds?"

A melodramatic gasp, followed by, "But of course! She's only one of the most talented and well known singers this side of Equestria!"

"Well I get that part, but... oh hell never mind." I pfft'd, struggling to pull the cart towards Ponyville as the weight of it proved difficult even for me to pull. But I was a stronk human! I would not let this stop me, besides, I was a helpful guy!

Such was my life.