Crushes

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Romance, Comedy
Length: 438

Uuhhhh.... These are the thoughts of crushing kids. I mean kids with crushes.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-02 00:13:15 UTC

Thunderclouds (Scootaloo 1)

Look away, Scootaloo. Look away. Don't even think of his name. Don't think of Rumble's name.

"DAMMIT!" I scream. Everybody stares at me. Act aloof, Scootaloo.

RumbleRumbleRumbleRumbleRumbleRumble......... I have a huge crush on him. I just don't know how to tell him, ya know? His name fits him so well too.

His jet black hair, amethyst eyes, and Too-Cool-4-you aura around him, it sends ripples of......something. Later, you feel the rumble of emotion. 'I need to be next to this guy.' crosses in your mind. I feel a hand on my shoulder. Apple Bloom. Another. Sweetie Belle.

"Go ahead an' ask 'im Scootaloo! Ain't nothin' ta stop ya!" Apple Bloom says.

Confidence level: 50000

"Scoots. Rumble's just begging you to ask him out! If anybody can walk up to their crush, it's you!" Sweetie Belle says.

Confidence level: Too much confidence.

Awkwardly, I walk to Rumble.

"Hi......." I say. Really!

"Hi." Rumble replies. I gulp.

"Do you want to go out with me Saturday?" I say. Rumble breaks down.

He drops to the ground, and starts crawling to a tree. Once at the the tree, he stands up, only to slouch down against it. He then passes out.

"Yes........." Rumble mutters. I grin.

"He. Said. Yes!" I yell. Babs smiles. Everyone else starts poking Rumble with sticks.

I join in the poking while Babs watches this unravel.

Orange Vanilla with a hint of chocolate and strawberry (Sweetie Belle 1)

He's beautiful in his own way.

Rarity says he has mental problems.

I think he's perfect.

What does Rarity know about love anyway?

Everything.

I really like his eyes. And his hair.

He compliments me so well.

Like..... Orange Vanilla with a hint of Chocolate and Strawberry ice cream.

That's my favorite.

Rarity questions why I like it.

Maybe because it reminds me of him.

Button Mash.

I owe my appreciation for video games because of him. He can't start conversations.

So what?

Scootaloo likes teasing him. Apple Bloom just scolds her. Spike sometimes joins. Rumble and I just make sure it doesn't go too far. Babs watches it unravel.

"Sweetie!" Scootaloo screams. That snaps me out of my daze. I shake my head.

"Huh? What?" I reply.

"Stop the longest staring contest ever! Babs' was recording it."

Crap.

I was staring at him the whole entire time?

He must think I'm weird.

Well, I guess we're both weird then.

There goes the belle.

...

BELLE! GET IT! I'M SWEETIE BELLE! THE BELL RUNG! I'm hilarious.

I'll get you one day, Button. As Rarity would say,

This is a game of cat and mouse.