You And Rainbows

by ItsPepperMintSean

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1218

You have been in Equestria for 2 years now and have a little more than a crush on Rainbow Dash, Will she even espond or like you back?

You have been in Equestria for 2 years now and have more than a little crush the so called "Awesome" Rainbow Dash.
Who has been know for being one of the Elements Of Harmony. Will she even like you back or be grossed the hell out considering you are.. well basically an ape.

8/9/15:UPDATE! This story will be on Pause and probably will never be finished before the end of September! Iam working on a new fanfic named: "Love of An Apple" Thanks!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-05 03:50:01 UTC

Loneliness

          You Wake up from your daunting slumber and open your eyes, If it wasn't bad enough that you're in a bad mood, it seemed like Celestia decided to Go in your house and Fuck with you....

"Oh Fuck, My eyes!" You say as you realized it was already 10:00am.

You groan to yourself, then after that you just get out of your bed and walk to the kitchen.You grab yourself a snack of just uncooked toast with jelly, as usual you slip on your pajamas that you left two nights ago and fall smack down onto your already throbbing face.

"God Fucking Dammit!" You Say as the plate shattered and you toast.. well. lets not talk about that...

             You just end up picking up the shatter plate and grab your toast, and just well.... eat it.

Your life in Pony Ville was awesome but..You were lonely,  and you were the only human in Equestria .The reason was that you were dragged out by mistake when Twilight tried to make a new spell that can grab stuff from another universe... and you were the "lucky" thing to get pulled out..You tried to go back home with the help of magic, but.. Princess Celestia said it was a lot more safer for you to stay here than get sucked out somewhere else... The only friends you had were Twilight and Pinkie, who would try to make you smile..

Even Though you were grateful it still would not fill up the emptiness that filled your heart, you realized that you had to go to a meeting with Twilight to find a way home..

                    You  arrived there 5 minutes late because well, you were not feeling the joy you needed.

When you arrived something caught your eye... a Rainbow Haired Mare that seemed healthy and.. very.. very eye-catching.. You realized that Twilight was in front of you and you look away with a slight blush..

"Are you alright?" Twilight said

"Yeah I am!" You said with a Blush

"Looks like somebody has a crush!" She said with a seductive grin

She just made you blush even worse that your should be able to..

Then you realized that the mare you were looking at turned around at you, then turned away..

"Uhm..... No I don't!" You say nervously.

"Don't lie to me, You have a crush on Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said

Looking straight at Rainbow.You end up blushing even more.. and ending up looking as red as your friend's

favorite red hat on earth.

You end up running back to your house down the street, probably a little to fast as you smack your head on your front door.Which was not the best decision you have ever made in your life.As you could have confessed.. but it was better than nothing anyways..

"Why did I do that?!" You said as your chest rose heavily as you were breathing.. a little too much air..

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two hours later and You were bored down to hell, you really do regret running away from Twilight's Library, as you hear a slight knocking on the door.

"Its Open!" You said with a high tone voice

You hear knocking even louder than before..

"ITS OPEN DAMMIT!"

This was enough for the purple pony to hear..

"Are you OK!?" Twilight said worriedly

"You never been that nervous in front of me!" Twilight said

"Like seriously! You broke down my door straight from the hinges!" Twilight said in a loud voice....

As This would explain your throbbing toes and feet..

I need to think of a way out of this

"But why are you here?" You say with a worried expression

"Because, I think you have a crush on Rainbow Dash" Twilight says with a mischievous grin

"What makes you think that!?" You say with a worried face

"Because, I saw you blush a lot" Twilight said

"Well.. because... um.." You stutter over words thinking of another way..

"Hello Anon!" Fluttershy said with a Seductive look in her eyes

She races towards you and pins you down from head to toe..

"Ive always wanted to see what your species' 'man meat' and what it looks and feels like. Now that I got you, I can feel it inside me myself. You Will Love ME!, Forever and ever and EVER!" Fluttershy says with a look of determination

"Get your hooves off him!" Twilight said with a worried look in her eyes,

Her magical aurora went around Fluttershy and She struggles to keep the pegasus out of flight. Fluttershy abducts you and flys to her home. She takes off your clothes and traps you on the bed with handcuffs. She begins to play with your penis and licks the tip. Then she goes up and down on it. While she jumps up and down on it, the image slowly faded into black.

Awkwardness

You open your eyes, apparently you fainted and had a rape dream. Man that was weird.

Twilight tells you what happened while you were out and then continues the conversation.

"Seriously... do you have a crush on Rainbow Dash?"

"Well.... fine.. I have a crush on this mare." You say with a defeated sigh

"Just what I thought!" Twilight said as she raced out your door, almost breaking it...

At This you were actually nervous, was she gonna tell Rainbow? Like seriously, whatever it is... lets just hope it does not ruin your chance of actually getting a relationship with her..

You wake up the next morning, and forgetting what happened last night, as you see many bottles of AppleJack Daniels laying across you living space in your house.. you feel like you just ate shit and had to drink it down with your piss... Like seriously, you feel as sick as hell!

You throw up in your sink again...again... and again! just throwing up....

you get some pills while chugging down some water, while doing this you hear a knock on your door.

You open it seeing a Rainbow Haired Mare......

Oh... Shit.....

"Umm.. Sup?" You say Awkwardly...

"Yeah.. um.. I just came by to see you.." Rainbow Dash said mischievously with a grin..

Oh no.. did Twilight actually tell her!?

You got paused from your thoughts as the mare began to speak.

"Yeah I saw you looking at me and...." Rainbow Said with a giant blush on her face...

"Um... you ok? You say with a worried face

And on that.. Rainbow turns around and just trots away..

What was that about?

As you walk by.. to your kitchen you step on one of the bottles of liquor you have seemed to drank last night

"Oh shit!" You scream in serious pain.

You see you foot bleeding severely and well.. it hurts like ass!

You turn around and see Rainbow Dash run through your doorway and a look of worry appears on her face

"You OK? I heard you all the way from Sugar Cube Corner!" Rainbow says with a look of a mixture of confusion and worry..

"Yes I am.. You looked pretty cool dashing through the block" You say with an uneasy, badly formed seductive grin

You failed miserably. Why did you even try.

"Er... I'll just go..." You say nervous and embarrassed.

"Whats wrong?" she asks as you run away.