Dear Princess [Insert Name Here]

by We Cause Chaos

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Ponies from all over Equestria write letters to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight asking annoying questions and/or giving them "advice" on how to rule the country.

NOTE: The chapters won't be long and and the letters are supposed to be bad so don't judge.

Chapters

To Twilight From Diamond Tiara
To Luna From Rainbow Dash

To Twilight From Diamond Tiara
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Dear Princess [Insert Name Here]

To Twilight From Diamond Tiara

Dear Princess Twilight,

Hello. My name is Diamond Tiara, and I am the most popular pony in all of Ponyville School, so of course you must have heard of me.

Since you are a princess who lives Ponyville I thought you were the best pony to talk to about my little request. The problem is, the "Cutie Mark Disasters" are ruining the town's reputation. I mean, a flightless pegasus representing Ponyville at the Equestria Games? What's with that?! And Scootaloser is a blank flank! My point is, if we want our town to look good, you, as a princess, should make a rule that in order to represent their town in an offical competion, a pony has to have a cutie mark and be able to do whatever their type of pony is supposed to do. (like magic for unicorns or flying for pegasi). If you do this, Ponyville and all of Equestria's other towns will get the respect they deserve.

Sincerly,

Diamond Tiara

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Dear Diamond Tiara,

You're right. I do have the power to make rules that ponies suggest offical, but, I can only do that, if it's a good idea. Sadly, your idea isn't.

Sorry!

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship

P.S. Please stop bullying Scootaloo!

To Luna From Rainbow Dash
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Dear Princess [Insert Name Here]

To Luna From Rainbow Dash