The Mischief of Insanity

by Brainless

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Princess Luna, Comedy, Adventure, Discord, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4587

What happens when a human becomes the new God of Mischief and Trickery, Then goes to Equestira.

The God of Mischief and Trickery is dying. To escape his legend dying with him he gives his power and soul as a guide to his successor. Though his enemies will be looking for said successor. Knowing this The dying God sends his successor to Equestria. This is the story of The New God of Mischief and Trickery. (On a side note there will be swearing I'll try to keep it to a mininum)

Published 2015-08-05 07:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-28 13:34:23 UTC

A New God (Fixing Error)

Chapter Two

A New God

By ragewolf296

---Troy's POV---

I was just walking to school like another day and on the way he saw them "Oh not these assholes" I mumbled he was NOT in the mood these guys. I just put up my hood on my black hoodie and kept walking when I saw one of the guys nudged his friend and pointed me out. 'Fuck, well so much for that plan' I thought as five much shorter high school students walked towards me.

"Hey freak where do you think you are going?" the leader asked. The leader was about six foot one his name was john, he had always thought he was a badass until I came along I have gone to the juvie more times than I like. Hey I never had patients only some evil lady that would have the time be doing drugs that would watch over us. By us I me and the rest of the foster care kids at my building, I may have a shitty life, but I would rather it be this than become one of this wannabe gangster assholes. Oh and before I forget my foster home is on the border of the hood so I know what the hood is like, I also have some friends there we have SO much fun how do you think I get in the juvie? I already miss them now back to these assholes, god whats with these guys they look like a white rapper trying to be black wait they are doing that.

"School" I said nonchalantly not wanting to deal with these five today. I don't know how I put up with them they are literally idiotic pompous self centered assholes who need to be put in their place. I may be a criminal, but I'm smart, and these guys have NO clue what to do in he would of crime they just think they are hardasses, when I am the kid who shot a guy. It was a accident he lived, and I did go to the juvie willingly for that. I am nothing but a man of honer, that's double for honer among thieves.

"Why should a idiotic freak like you go to school you should just leave" said the one of the five said. This one was the only one that's gone to the juvie and it was for shoplifting I mean come on!

I was quick to responded "I am surprised that you can even say idiotic construing your intelligence level" I was always a smart ass. To that one of them punches me in the leg I didn't even budge and said " Was that a fly? " and then laughed as I kicked their leader in the jaw sent thet fucker flying " You guys are all just idiots who just want attention you're no better than the common leach".

As their leader got up its was clear that I busted his jaw and may a few tooth go flying "You're dead! Wait until I tell Kyle you're fucking dead" The leader yelled as they ran off I just walked off . They looked royally pissed off, I didn't care they were to scared to fight me without their friend Kyle who's Kyle you may ask? Well he's just an asshole that can back up what he threatens oh this one time I got him SO pissed he-

" AHHH!" I yelled there was pain all over my body and for some reason I was glowing... 'Wait I'm glowing!?!' I yelled in my mind still in pain 'Oh hell no fuck that!' I began to crawl into an ally so no one saw me. I than began becoming very tired, I blacked out.

Author's Note

Chapter two hope you like again pm me if errors or advice now if you excuse me I have to edit the long description forgot to put in that there will be swearing as you can see anyway bye

Strolling and Trolling (Fixing errors)

Chapter four

Strolling and Trolling

By ragewolf296

---Troy's POV---

After leaning the spell and training under the old god I learned where I was going and I was existed because to day is the first day of me being a god. Oh also I am apparently immortal cool I know right? Anyway let's see what mischief and trickery I can cook up and yes, I can see you readers muhahaha evil laugh.

"Are your ready troy?" The old god asked with a evil smirk I replayed with.

"Ready to troll!" As I ran though then portal I yelled LEEROY JENKINS! As I become inhaled by flames I change to my pony form, a dirty brown with a blackish tint coat, still have my raven black mane, blood red eyes, and my raven like wings. As I come crashing from the heavens I desired to have a little fun when I flyed past this castle built in a mountan.

----Luna's POV----

When getting ready to lower the mood for the morning I hear a something stage as I look to my left I was a grate ball of fire rush passed me an I head something I will never forget what I heard "SUP BITCHES!" then followed by somepony singing Trololololololol.

Author's Note

Oh now we're cooking muhahaha evil laugh again any errors or tips pm me oh and 1000 words time for a PARTY 'Did someone say party':pinkiehappy: god dam it Pinkie! (by the way troy will interacting with more ponies in the next chapter, and yes he is a equestria sorry for the wait... and if this is a HUGE mind fuck I am sorry this is my first story)

A New God comes to Equestria (Edited)

Chapter Five

A New God's new home

By ragewolf296

---Troy's POV---

After a while of falling I crashed next to a Gorge. "That fucking hurt" I said anger clear in my voice "You said that it would be painless" I said to the old god now in my head. He didn't respond, But I knew he was there he is just trying to hide think he can get away with this. " I know you're there don't try that shit, the longer you don't respond the harder your punishment is" after getting up he finally respond with.

"Can you blame be it's simply so much fun to what you call trolling" that I can agree with oh well what do you with readers? Punish him or just let it go I'm find with one or the other. Really you sure ok I guss he will be forgiven sorry if you wanted punishment. Trolololololol I can already see the fun of this now I will make my fortress here and the head to a town for fun. Luckly the old god gave me a spell for just such acason.

"All is forgive anyway let us begin with the fortress shall we?" as I conger the spell I also congered a scouting spell to give me a menrtal map of where every thing is that old guy may be an HUGE troll, but he handy whith theres spells. When both spells finnish I prepare for my fist day as The New God of Mischeif and Treckery. "Oh this is going to be so much FUN!" I yell.

---Luna's POV---

"I tell you a ball of fire the the sky yelled 'Sup bitches' right in front of my tower!" I said anger in my voice "I can't even- there is no words for how furious I am right now!" it was still morning, I was talking to my least favorite dracquness Discord he was the only one who agreed that the ball of fire was something much more that a falling star or meteor.

"That reminds me of-" Discord cut himself short than got an fearful face. I have never seen that much fear on his face before it started scaring me.

"Discord are you ok?" I said fear pesint in my voice. He then colappsed and started shaking in fear. Ok if it makes discord like that than this is BAD really BAD! I started shanking in fear good thing there where no guards arownd.

"No it can't be him h- he was di- dis- distroyed I'm sure of it, bu- but nothing can pusess that much power and feel like his!" Discord got up and said something that chilled my spine to the core and made my blood run cold "All is lost if he is here we can only kneel and beg for mercy nothing can stop that of witch power he holds we can only kiss his feet and beg for even I the god of Chaos can even be made a fool by this... this... THING!" he yelled after his rant he teleported away. just sat there with a scared look on my face 'What in all of equestria could do such a thing I need to tell my sister'

Author's Note

muhahaha looks like dicord has history with the old god if only you knew muhahahaha
any errors or tips? pm me and agein Thank you

Frist day on the job Location Ponyvill (Fixing errors)

Chapter Six

First day on the job Location Ponyvill

By ragewolf296

---Troy's POV---

As I fly over a huge forest I ponder what I can do to these natives. Speek of the devil I see he town right now the town it self looks like it's midival era but so... colerful spewaking of witch this intire would is to colerful 'Note to self get all this coler out of here this an eye sore' I thought. As soon as I landed I took a breath the contined to the town I saw there was a verity of these... poneis really for a small town it's bisey. I also notest there was alot more females than males this gratly confued me, but I payed it no mind I was aboyt a qarter in town when. Out of no where someting pink shot out and takled me. "Ow son of a bitch!" I yell "What the Hell that hurt!" The pink menice in question started talking despite me being mead.

"IamsuperdupersorrybutyouranewponyhereattownrightthatmeansIneedyouthrowyouapartiyA.S.A.P!" said the pink pony. Wow I thought only I could do that. Well it's been awhile, but let's crack open my hiper talk shall we?

"It'salrightIsouldapaligesformytamperandyesIamthenewponytothistownbutIamheretodomyjoblet'sleaveitatthatandIwouldloveapartiy!" I said witch made her gasp so lowd that I thought she would exploded.

"You can talk like me!? but what do you mean your job, and I will throw you a party where can I send the invite? So you know when your party is?" I like this pony you know what why the hell not.

"I live next to Ghastly Gorge you'll know my house when you see it" I said with a smile you know I am starting too like this pla- OH SHIT! I forgot about a name shit this is bad I don't even know what a normal name is like around here let's see what her name is like then I will work with that. "Excuse me, but I don't think I cote your name" she gasped at this again

"Oh my gosh your right my names pinkie pie what's your name?" She said with a smile that would rip a normal person's face. Ok so pinkie pie strange name, but I could work with that let's see... then I had an idea this will work.

"Call me Eclipse"

Author's Note

You though he would start mischief this chapter didn't you. Well not today :trollestia:
Errors or tips pm me thanks again

The Mischief Begins (Edited)

Chapter seven

The Mischief Begins

By ragewolf296

(Note To Readers) I am sorry for the errors again I was using a tablet to wright BIG mistake

---Troy's POV---

"Call me Eclipse" now that was a cool name. I don't care who you are you have to admit that was a cool name. Anyways after talking for awhile she left and I started planning. "Oh what should I do first?" just the I remembered what happen to a school in this movie I saw "Yes that will do let's begin" I walked over to the school house and conjured a transformation spell on the school house. I made it into pancakes I also gave the kids forks, lastly I put maple syrup on that bitch with I giant cherry on top "Have Fun Kiddies!" I said as I walked off. That was good, but not good enough dammit!

Mischief is kind of like Chaos and Trickery defines it's self so let's go shall we? I head over to this weird looking building that caught my eye. I head inside to see that it was a boutique I had a plan this time oh this was going to be funny. I made the dresses and suits alive I told them to leave a calling card by that I mean wreck the place. I left that place in utter chaos and the owner didn't even know. Next I went to this farm thought I should bring a little of Kansas over here I made a illusion spell first I made the whitener cloudy then I made a tornado. It was all fake but it would scare the crap out of the towns people and the farmers. I looked to the town and saw a VERY angry looking orange pony "Oh Shit!" I yelled then ran that pony looked like a running bull can you blame me I think I even saw her eyes go red. Then I saw five other ponies run up two where Pegasus, one was a unicorn, two were earth ponies and one of them had both a horn and wings the fuck?

"What are you doing!" the winged unicorn yelled oh this will be fun

"Spreading Mischief, Chaos, Trickery I mean I am the god of Mischief and Trickery after all" What? no use oh hiding it I would like some followers, now that would be funny to see

They all had a confused look. Then I noticed that one oh the was pinkie I waved at her "Hi pinkie!" I said she waved back.

"Hi Eclipse!" she yelled back "I will send you that invite for your party tomorrow!"

"Ok I will be at my house oh and let me get rid off this illusion shall I?" I cut the spell then teleported to my fortress to take a nap

---Twilight's POV---

"What the buck is going on!" I yelled

Author's Note

How did you like that it was funny no?
Errors or tops pm me I am now using my Pc to wright as you see better but still error
but not as many as last time
oh I if you think this chapter was a huge mind fuck good :trollestia: Chaos and Mischief is a mind fuck of it's own it dose what it wants when it wants

MORE MISCHIEF!!!

Chapter nine

MORE MISCHIEF!!!

"You ok troy? you seem... out of it" The soul said, I wasn't paying attention

"Yeah yeah I'm fine, now help me find a place to cause mischief will you?" I said trying to change the subject

"Ok fine, let's see what kind of mischief do you want to cause today?" he asked 'really, there's different kinds of mischief? I only know the one.

"Really, different kinds of mischief?" I voiced my annoyance

"Yes there is now shut up and do your job. I'll be in the mind if you need me" he said then... nothing I didn't feel he was there, I don't know anymore wait... is that. A jewelry store?! Oh hell yeah old habits die hard! Now what kind of mask should I wear? Wait oh thank you payday! Witch then I put a Chain's mask on... don't ask me how, I don't even know. Anyway I put on a suit then pulled out a shotgun and rushed in. Now with every costumer and staff staring at me in fear, I yell in my beast Chains impression.

"THIS IS A ROBBERY BITCH! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" witch the all did screaming. Oh this is going to me so much fun, now to do some crowd control. "Don't do something stupid! If you cooperate, you'll all be fine! Think of you family, don't be a hero!" Now for all that jewelry.

----Meanwhile----

"We don't know much on this pony, all we know is he is very powerful" the guards finally got to ponyvill and twilight was telling them of troy. "Anyway I want you to find him he has a mostly black coat and he is a pegasus" the guards looked at each other "Now it might sound weird but it's true-" she was cut off my somepony screaming

"The jewelry store is being robbed somepony help!"

Author's Note

Let the fun begin! :trollestia:

For all who find this story! For the readers.

Evening, well I'm not sure how to put this well... this um. Story is basiclly dead, I might rewrite it and edit it to be less... you know. This was my first story, so I'm reluctant from deleting it even though it's cancer. I highly doubt that you'll read this, but just in case someone finds this just serfing around. They'll know why. By the way, if you do read this fic, dislike as you wish. Or don't I'm not your fucking parents. <3

A Dying God (Fixing Error)

Chapter One

A Dying God

By ragewolf296

As an army marches on the old god's fortress and home Sol the God of Mischief and Trickery's orders and most trusted servant was running back and forth in the fortress commanding the guards and servants. "They are Attacking, we need to leave now!" yelled Sol "Sir we need to leave what are you doing!" sol yelled with a hit of anger and frustration in his voice, it was not time for his master's tricks he was also not in a good mood. "Sir as your most trusted adviser, I must urge you to leave they are literately braking down the front door as we speak!" Sol said. As soon as he said that both heard a booming of the army bashing down the door it was only a matter of time before they bash down the door and kill the god. "See!" Sol yelled panic now in his voice the god trend to Sol and said something that made Sol's blood run cold.

"It's over Sol thank you, but I'm dying you need to take the others and escape. Head to the escape tunnel you now what to do." said to old god with sadness in his voice. Though Sol was always a stubborn man, and was loyal to the end.

"Please Sir we need to leave we can make it" Pleased sol. He didn't want so see the gods end without him at his side though sadly in the wolds and a wise man 'Fate can be a Bitch'.

The old god laughed at this as well remembering those wise words "No Sol I wouldn't even make it out the gates" the god said sadness in his voice " You need to leave I have a plan my successor will live, but not here. No I'll send him to a new world untouched by me or any of the other gods"

Sol smiled at this. "It's been a pleasure sir" this time the god smiled, looked over to his most trusted... friend... yeah friend. Sol was there for him even in his most darkest time. He was even patience in the god's younger years oh how a fool he was back then though the were fun they both had to see that.

"It's been a fun ride hasn't it my... friend" that made sol look at the dying god and smile then masked it, but the god knew this but didn't say anything. The dying old god just got up and limped to his throne and sat there waiting for his fate already sol was gone. The god smiled and with every piece in place he finally rest.

In the human world a kid with raven black hair and blood red eyes was waking to school, unknowing what will happen to him. This Kid was only Seventeen years old, seven foot two this kid was a fearsome figure his name is Tray. Tray is a anything but normal and he can careless but then something happen to tray that will forever change his life.

Author's Note

This was my first story if you injoy Thanks if you have seen erorrs pm me if you got any tips pm me as well I would like to know Thank you.

May the Insanity and Fun begin (Edited)

Chapter Three

May the Insanity and Fun begin

By ragewolf296

---Troy's POV---

I woke up in a void the only thing in to was me and an old man that he spoke "Welcome I am The God of Mischief and Trickery any you are troy my successor" he said. The old god him self was wearing a crown dark robes and looked fit for his age. Though his eyes... they were freaking me the fuck out ok... ok don't panic last thank I need is a panic attack. As I composed my self I saw that he made tea appear out of now where and started drinking in waiting for my response. well old man wait no longer.

I replied with "I must be on some strong acid" holding my head with a hand. "though if this isn't acid I am in front of a god so fuck it, just give me a cup of tea I need something to stop me from having a panic attack" I said

The man then laughed "Ha if only it was that, but no your not anyway let's begin shall we?" I decided to play along I was never one for denial I knew he was right. They way he just said it made me sure he was telling the truth though if he if the God of Mischief and Trickery He must have a silver mouth, and a unbreakable mind so... yeah.

" Sure, why not anyway why am I here I know you said I was your successor, but now what?" He smiled at this. I don't like that smile I NEED AN ADULT!

"Well first my powers and my soul are already with you, so I just need you to lean one spell before we leave and go to your new home". 'Spell like magic holy shit this... is... so... cool!' I though FUCKING magic YES I can't wait oh this is going to be so much fun!

"OK so like magic" he nodded at this "OK what's the spell?" He have a evil grin on his face. ok I REALLY need an adult.

"Well as the new god of Mischief and Trickery you'll need to be able to trick anyone one way is your silver tug well more like silver mouthed. The other way is your appearance you need to blend in so this transformation spell should do the job" when he finished I had the same evil grin. Oh HELL yeah! I always wanted to transform to something or someone to troll in real life I can't wait!

"This is going to be fun LET US BEGIN!" I yelled Merrily. I am starting to like this guy and the idea of being the New God of Mischief and Trickery is a nice idea to.

"That's the spirit you are going to shake the very core the the multiverse!" He yelled Merrily. The spell isn't that hard to use but I needed more training I can't wait for the day i can go to this new world.

Author's Note

Pm me if errors or advise again I like to know by the way if my chapters look short I am sorry :fluttercry:

I'm back! (for readers)

I'm back! (for readers)

Hello everyone, just a quick update for all the readers I have been slacking a bit. Although I have been making other stores on the side but I haven't published any of them . Before I forget even though I am back the updates will be slow, hey don't blame me blame school. Thanks and goodbye

Old god's soul

Chapter eight

Old god's soul

Well that was a nice nap wasn't it. "Finally your awake" a voice said.

"What the-" I jumped and looked around the room for none to be there "Where are you...?" I said looking around.

"In your head" the voice said nonchalantly I froze at this.

"I'm not surprised, I'm probably going insane. Oh well" I said

"your not going insane you idiot, I'm the old god remember the whole soul as a guild thing" the god's soul said with anger in his voice.

"Bullshit, I'm just insane I knew this whole god thing was to good to be true" I said as I started freaking out "Oh how the mighty have fallen!" I exclaimed still panic in my voice. 'I think the soul just face palmed, can a soul even do that. That would be interesting to know'

"Troy..." the god's soul said, but unheard by troy. 'Speaking of unheard how can souls communicate it it like some kind of telepathy, or is it some kind of possession?' troy pondered "Troy.." the soul said again with more anger. 'How could a soul get angry, dose it till feel... dose it feel pain. I mean a soul is eternal so dose it feel pain?' "TROY!!" the god boomed.

"Yes?" troy replied crossing the felling of the god's soul face palming. Then the god replied with

"Anyway an old friend is stopping by later, other than that we should cause more mischief so your power-"

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got it 'more mischief' let's do this!" I replied and busted out my window and flied to the town 'I wonder how pinkie is doing?' I pondered

---Meanwhile at ponyvill library---

Twilight was having a panic attack, and pinkie pie had some explain to do...

"What do you mean your going to throw a party for him, he almost destroyed apple jack's farm!" Rainbow dash exclaimed with rage pure in her voice.

"He's a new pony so I'm throwing him a super duper welcome to ponyvill party, and he didn't destroy apple jack's farm it was just a prank it wasn't real!" Pinkie replied

"How could you defend such a ruffian!" Rarity asked pinkie dramatically as always

"Don't worry girls I sent a letter to the princess there is nothing to worry about right?" Twilight said still having her panic attack "Spike was there a reply from the princess yet!?" Twilight asked her assistant.

"yeah twilight here you go" spike said tiredly. Twilight ripped open the latter a started reading it.

"Well what dose it say darling?" Rarity asked

"She said she's sending guards here and she's coming down in three days" Twilight replied casing the group to gasp

Author's Note

Hope you like sorry for the wait tips or notice errors pm me also before I forget I will be publishing some other stories (better grammar)