My Little Pony: The Stick of Friendship

by Merotik

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 490

When the fate of Equestria lies in the balance, one man will rise up to take the- what? What you say? . . . Wait, our hero's a pony? A child pony? . . . and this is a pony parody of the South Park video game? . . . This is a joke right? . . . I quit.

The Stick of Friendship, the most powerful artifact know to pony kind! It can bend reality, alter time and space, and stitch the fabrics of the universe itself! In other words, it lets you change the rules to the game, but none the less! A powerful, powerful artifact!

When the Cutie Mark Crusaders find that the Stick of Friendship is missing, they call upon a hero who will find the stick, and bring peace and order back to Equestria! Prophecy says that this hero can be found at the first month of the new year. A child, who no stallion nor mare had ever laid eyes upon before! . . . Because he's the new kid.

Basically a more appropriate and pony filled version of South Park: The Stick of Truth. Changing cuss words from Shit to Ship, Crap to Crab, Fuck to Buck, that sort of thing.

Canon to the Era of Harmony

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-03 02:37:24 UTC

The Prophacy

Long, long ago, during the dark times of ancient Equestria. War waged on between the Light and Dark ponies. Fire's burned, blood was shed, the very existence of our ponies hung in the balance. The Dark Ponies, wanting to conceal this world in an everlasting darkness. Where the sun no longer shines, and the moon will forever provide the only light. The Light Ponies, being as awesome as they are, fought bravely to defend Equestria, and bring balance between light and dark. One pony in particular fought the bravest and most awsomest of all! The Wizard of Light!

("Babs! You can't just make yourself look like the cool one! We were there too!")

("Ya! Your not the only one who fought that war!)

["Ugh! Fine!]

The Wizard also received help from her friends! Sort of-

(Hey!)

[Moving on!]

However, after many moons of fighting, the Wizard knew that enough was enough. Bringing together the council of the C.M.C, the wizard, along with her closest friends, formed an artifact out of the most purest and, uh, hollyest of magic! And placed this magic within . . . uh . . . a stick! A stick of ebony, carved from the eldest tree from the Everfree forest! Thus creating the most powerful and magical artifact to ever exist! The Stick of Friendship! Those who wield the stick will possess the ultimate power! Abilities that can change the very fabrics of our universe all together! Using this new artifact, the Wizard fought at the front lines and ended the war once and for all! Or so we thought. The fate of Equestria may be safe for now, however, it is said that a new threat is arising. A threat that will take the stick and purge Equestria into the most darkest days that anypony has ever seen! All will seem doomed, but fear not, for that is not all that the prophecy says! It says that along with this new evil, a hero will arise from the land beyond Equestria! He will be the bravest, most loyal, handsome, and heroic hero to have ever existed! With this hero, Equestria may still have a chance to be saved!

However, we are not the only ones to know of this hero. For the-

("Girls! Are you still in that club house a yers?")

("Yes Applejack!)

("Are you girls stayin the night in there?)

("Ya! We are!")

("Okay, well let me know if you need anything, night!")

("Night!")

("Goodnight!")

("Love you!")

["Night! . . . Can I finish now?"]

("By all means")

["As I was saying"]

However, we are not the only ones who know of this hero. The darkness has discovered this prophecy and intend to soil the hero's mind with lies and, eh, other bad stuff! They will try to convert the hero to the Darkness! But not if we get to him first! I just hope we're not too late.