Hell Trips On Glue

by Nightmare Sparkle

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Random, Adventure, Human, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 1036

Crazy as hell I am the queen of evil!

I'm hard core bitch, the rare incarnate of evil the devil sent of madness I am none other then Evil Twilight Sparkle! Or you can call me Devils Blessing! I've been wanting to tell this story of me and my curse upon this peaceful so called Equestria so far. I don't like all the nice, happy fun and junk so get over it.

Displaced Story Based off Fighting is magic. Also theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bljmmHr5rZM Also a best beat theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOOGeZE-aE also proof read and helped on by MetaLucario

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-07 18:20:02 UTC

Nightmare Craters The Beginning

Hello I am Evil Twilight Sparkle or Demons Blessing! Oh how I love being evil and other things but the most fun was teaching Twilight that she can't fuck with evil nore a demon incarnate of herself no not like Twivine Sparkle she was a weak bitch ohhohohoho no, I'm like the devil's reawakened Sombra. But I must be getting off course here. To be honest I used to be just a normal every day guy. Not many dress as something so cold with red glowing eyes and hair that just screams 'I'm taking your ass to the hospital' Hohohohohoh all in all I was average for just a guy lol.

"Come on guys we're going to be late!" Dave said

"Alright alright jeez don't go pony spawn on me." I said

"Hehe you look great with a dress and even big high toed boots." Travis said

"Yeah yeah I know. I'm Demons Blessing also known as Evil Twilight Sparkle!" I said

We hop inside Dave's car and he drives us to the convention. I liked the convention it had all sorts of ponies, and other things but some people forgot to mention people were missing from this place. Eesh someone should have warned us to go back but well as you can tell a merchant from resident evil 4 or discord haha yeah I expected that from a loony bin anyways I walked up to the merchant.

"Hey there discord!" I said

"How did you- Never mind" Discord said.

"Anyways going to sell me something like that sword?" I asked

"No something even better." He said

He gave me the sword of 1 thousand hated souls, a sword that demons blessing had come into equestria from. I didn't know it at the time but I was unconscious and had blacked out. I was now in the world of equestria as Demons Blessing. Man my body ached and shit though. Anyways I got up and what did I see. Pastel fucking ponies. The even shit themselves when they seen me. Holy shit. I magicked up a mirror and well I looked dam well sexy for a pony who's fucked up with evil. Discord on the other hand was so scared of me he even shitted himself and well I didn't think it was a literary statement.

Anyways I see the ponyville in what was it, oh yeah chaos. Applejack was dishonest an the other 4 well lets not go there. The five went up to me. They seemed like idiots so I touched rarity and she didn't do anything. That was when I laughs hysterically.

"Ohhohohohohoh this has got to be the five idiots and the failed nut of equestria who couldn't get passed discord's disharmony!" I said as the five flinched at my word play along with none other then Twilight Sparkle.

"O-oh y-yeah w-we aren't s-scared of y-you!" Applejack said.

"Shaking in your booties like a coward are we?" I asked in a singsong voice.

"Leave my friends be." Came Twilight.

I smirked and my sharp fangs showed as they scared the ponies and my red eyes glowed. They are such pansies when it comes to the queen bitch of pure evil. Not only that they are scared that I might eat them. I just laughed again and smirked at them.

"Oh dear Twilight Sparkle you can't even tell heads or tails your friends are screwed?" I asked and smirked.

"W-what do y-you m-mean?" Twilight asked.

"What I mean is this!" I said as I picked up rarity in a red magical aura picked up my hind legs and kicked her into the castle, maybe a little to hard but who gives a care in the world when your an evil bitch or god right? Right! Hehehehe. They always think I'm the best thing that came with evil! Hehehe Yep I'm evil and bitch I love this shit. I see Princess Celestia come.

"What have you done to my little pony?" Her anger vanished as she went pale when she seen my red cold, dead eyes and my evil sharp fangs that I could tear int her and her ponies.

"What's wrong princess? Asked for the wrong pony? Mwahahahahahahahhahahahah You look positively mortified!" I said and laughed insanely, "Oh poor princess, can't even scare little old me? Your top student and best mare in the whole fucking world? Twilight Sparkle couldn't even get the best scores without cheating Mwahahahahahaha!" I said again as I laughed again with alot of genuine humor to it.

"I- What- How did- What?" Twilight asked in complete shock and horror.

"Hehe I've been having way to much fun around you idiots already. See you in one week or your little ponies will be wishing they never been born Mwahahahahahahaha!" I said as I vanished and went to the everfree forest.

The New Ruler Of Hell

I had come back and well as far as you can tell in the last sentry or so I was the head leader of hell, hehe actually I am the new ruler of hell. 'Abandon all hope ye who cross my land for all ye who doth so will be ashes!' I had a smirk at that line when I think it and well being the ruler of hell since I killed that shit head satin well it was all worth it. I get to talk to all the zombies, the blood flacks the slender pony and all sorts of other ponies in hell also. I won't always be evil and not always be cruel but I always wanted to be an optimist or one who thinks not just ponies can be friends. but what do ponies know? Jack diddly squat, that what ponies know of true friendship. They think it's themselves.

"Fuck you ponies! I am the real anger and hate compared to you all! I am what separates me from you!" is what I screamed out and this is the result to my madness! All the love of everyone made me sick because Princess Celestia and all her ponies wanted it. Not me. I'd rather be friends with everyone else rather then ponies. No thank you.