What the hell am I doing here?
Fluttershy was cleaning up the mess that Angel made, him being a messy eater. He stomped his foot on the ground, waiting for seconds.
"Now, Angel. Don't you think you've had enough?" He shook his head, pointing to the bowl of carrots that were freshly picked from her garden. She sighed in defeat.
"I can't say no to my little Angel. I'll get you some more!" She said, excitement in her voice. He smiled at her, and hopped off of the table.
"You shouldn't give him seconds. I need some too!" A voice said. She looked behind herself, seeing a..... fish?
"First things first: Where the hell am I?" She gasped, because he used the 'h' word.
"I-I....Y-you're in my cottage..." It had..... hands and was standing up on hind legs. Was it a cross between a bear and a fish?
"Okay then. Who the fuck are you?" She gasped at the F-bomb.
"Come on! I'm asking you a question!" It snapped. She hid behind her mane.
"I-I'm Fluttershy....." It put his head closer.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said." She took a deep breath.
"I'm Fluttershy...." He nodded.
"Nice to meet you, my name is Admiral Ackbar." He said, pointing to himself with his appendages.
"Do you know how I ended up here? I was just minding my damn business, and then a bomb blows me to shreds! Do you know how I got here?" She looked at him.
"Didn't you just explain it?" He thought for a second.
"Did I explain it?" He shook his head.
"No, I'm pretty sure that I didn't." She shook her head.
"You just said that you were blown up." He looked at her.
"So you set up the bomb, eh?" She gasped at the thought,
"I would never do something like that!" He eyed her suspiciously.
"Are you sure? You look preeeeeety guilty. Either that, or you're just pretty." He said, winking.
"I can forgive you this once." He walked to the fridge.
"Do you have any beer?" He said opening it. She zoomed over and closed it.
"Please don't look inside!" She said, guilt in her voice. He looked at her suspiciously.
"Do you have a bomb in there?" She shook her head.
"Then why can't I see?" She blushed.
"It's really embarrassing......" He rolled his eyes.
"The most embarrassing thing you can have in there are cold dildos." He looked in the fridge, seeing boxes full of them.
"Ooooookay! I can see why it's embarrasing." He said in an a awkward voice.
"Anyways..... do you have any beer?" She shook her head, but opened a cabinet. She pulled out a box.
"We can have some alcoholic cider."
Twilight Sparkle walked to the cottage. She was supposed to meet Fluttershy at the spa today, yet Fluttershy couldn't make it. She walked to the door, knocking.
"Fluttershy, are you in there? We've been waiting at the spa!" The door opened, revealing a very tall creature, holding an alcoholic cider bottle.
"The spa?!? You shouldn't go there! Go to a bar or something!!!" He shouted, slamming the door.
'Drunk much?' Twilight thought. The door opened, revealing Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy!!! Wher have you been?!? We're all worried sick about you!!!" She shouted. Fluttershy sheepishly smiled.
"Sorry. I've had a house guest over for these past two hours, so we've been busy." Twilight rolled her eyes, walking in.
"Is it that drunk thing?" She questioned, sarcasm in her voice. Fluttershy nodded, shocking Twilght.
"Oh no! It's a trap!!!" The thing said, pointing to Twilight.
"Did you give it your cider?" Fluttershy nodded, blushing a bit.
"You know that you shouldn't give anyone that cider!!! One sip, and you're tipsy!" She looked to the thing, which was mumbling to itself.
"How many did you give to him?!?" Fluttershy's face was extremely red.
"A whole crate....." Twilight gasped, looking to the thing and back to Fluttershy.
"Why would you give it that many?!?" Fluttershy looked to the thing and back to Twilight. Her sweat dropped on the ground.
"H-he asked for it...." Twilight sighed and rolled her eyes.
"You're lucky that I just memorized a 'non-drunk' spell." Her horn, levitated the admiral.
"Hey, are you horny? You have a horn, that's why I'm asking." He said, extremely tipped over.
"Let's just get this over with..." She performed the spell, causing him fall down, unconcious.
"Is he okay?" Fluttershy asked, concern in her voice. Twilight smiled.
"He should be up pretty soon. Maybe an hour or two."
The Admiral woke up from a dream of killing Stormtroopers.
"Awwww! That was the best dream ever!" He shouted. He looked around, seeing that he was in a cottage.
"What the hell?" He stood up, noticing two ponies in front of him.
"Do you know where the hell I am?" Twilight face hoofed.
"Are you serious?!?" He shrugged his shoulders.
"How am I supposed to know?" She shook her head, walking out of the cottage.
"Meet us at the spa when ready Fluttershy." She nodded, Twilight closing the door behind herself.
"Who was that?" He asked. Fluttershy shook her head.
"Do you have any beer?" He asked, opening the fridge door.
Author's Note
What....... the fuck......... did I just write?
Let the dislike storm begin!
