A Drive to Survive

by rainbowPOOTIS

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 5203

Displaced. Being a 65 millon year old, ressurected, cyborg insect with a cannon on your back, and an AI in your head, sucks ass.

Genesect. a Pokemon desinged in the same veins as Mewtwo, yet, inexplicitly more awsome.

And I've become one.

All because I bought some floppy dissk that looked like one of its Drives off this man named the Merchent, and tryed to run it on my computer.

Published 2015-08-03 19:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-01 00:54:08 UTC

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>Energy fluctuation detected, loading primary intelligence... Done.

I could feel my stoney prison beginning to crack, the faintest of sounds reaching my audio receptors.

"Its not like its still alive after so long, right?"

Oh, they where in for a surprise. being over 90%machine, made me all but ageless, and simply being able to 'shut down' saved me from insanity.

I flexed my servos, causing the stone to crumble from my body, finally allowing me to see, my chromatic red body reflecting the sunlight.

>Drive loaded. Four subroutines detected.

Looking about, I saw guards surrounding me from every which way, spears pointed at me, and several pyrokinetic spells at the ready.

"surrender now... thing, and this can end peacefully!" Looking towards the sound of the voice, I saw it was indeed Shining Armor.

'Load combat routine:Non lethal.'

"I can't let you do that, Shining." The rumbling bass of my synthesized voice, combined with my expressionless face unnerved these guards greatly, even as I sharpened my claws against each other.

>Loaded.

In hindsight, blowing up everything I could because I was enraged from having been thrown into an alternate dimension, wasn't the brightest of ideas. The Princesses where justified in blasting me alongside Discord.

'Load Shock.Exe.'

"As If we would simply let you run amok again! Seize that creature!"

>Loaded.

I hunched over, aiming my cannon at the gathered guards, and and begun charging up. Within a second, it was ready, and I fired it. With the shock drive loaded, and the non-lethal routines active, the effect was similar to a Thunder Wave, except more wide spread, instead of the destructive blast of energy Techno Blast was usually like. Shining was the only one quick enough to bring up a shield in time to block it, as I swept about to catch the guards behind me in the arcing storm of electricity. With only Shining left, I turned back towards him,watching as his mask of bravery begun to crack.

Diverting the majority of my power to my legs for a brief second, I lunged forward faster then the eye could follow, breaking through Shining's hastily raised shield with powerful Extremespeed attack. I was rather surprised when he managed to recover from that blow, when it should have been enough to knock out a pegasus or unicorn. Using that surprise to his advantage, He telekinetically threw me off, before launching a fireball at me. Fire was not something I could handle, it being my only weakness, and a big one at that. Swiftly sidestepping it, I still cringed at the heat, feeling my temperature raise just from being near it. Gathering energy, I fired off a Flash Cannon, and charged, reaching him while he was still recovering from the blow.

*Crunch!* And delivered a devastating headbutt, holding back just enough to avoid caving in or cracking his skull, causing him to slump to the ground, unconscious. With him dealt with, I quickly shifted into my more aerodynamic high speed form, launching off towards the Everfree. Flight was still as thrilling as ever, the feeling of having unrestricted three dimensional movement an unforgettable feeling. Soaring over a much less dense part of the forest, I landed, unfolding at impacting the ground, kicking up leaves. This was the area I went on a Flamethrower spree.

There should be a cliff face around here someplace, assuming it hasn-

I fell, having walked right off the edge of said cliff. I quickly drove my steel hard claws into the side of the rock wall, slowing my decent. Coming to a halt, I looked around. The trees hanging over the edge of the cliff provided cover from being seen, the raging rapids below made foot approach difficult... This was perfect. Beginning a series of Rock Smash attacks, I begun carving out a place I could come back to rest.

*a few hours later.*

Dig-dig a tunnel~ I had found a rythem, crushing rock with my steel hard claws, and had begun singing that one song from the Lion King in my head, as it was the most fitting thing I could think of. Stopping, I looked around the cavern I had created, and decided it was large enough. Now I could deal with that ungodly tough bolder I had to dig around. walking around so that the bolder was between me, and the exit, I hunched down, pointing my cannon at it, and begun charging energy. within three seconds, it was ready, and I fired off a Hyper Beam, blowing the rock to smithereens, the beam continuing out through the exit. Taking a moment to rest, I had finally made myself a retreat.

Now what would I do? I was effectively a wanted criminal, having caused so much destruction in my blind fury upon arriving here, hat the Princesses though petrification was the only option. I'm thankful I managed to avoid killing anypony when I broke free, but that wouldn't help me very much.

*A thousand years ago.*

"Goddamnit!" I cried as I fired off another Hyper Beam at a statue.

*boom!*

"I didn't WANT to come here!"

*boom!*

"Or look like this!"

*Boom!*

"Now who might this chaotic little monstrosity be?" Whirling around, I came face to face with Discord.

"None of your business!" I tried to nail him with a Flash Cannon, but the smart ass held up a mirror and it bounced off.

"My my, Someones violent." I felt my head twitch slightly, my vision turning red.

>Target appears physically weak, diverting extra power to servos.

"Screw. You." I used Extreamspeed, to leap at him and deliver a blow with Iron Head. Which, to my surprise, actually managed to connect, fling the incarnation of chaos a couple dozen feet back.

Wait, the little voice in my head said that he appeared weaker physically, and was diverting power to servos... Was that how my Download ability worked?

*present* I sighed again. getting into a fight with Discord, did not help my image either, considering the amount of carnage I caused. I need to stop dwelling on theses things...

wecome to the multivers!

I awoke to an odd tugging feeling in my gut, one I couldn’t pinpoint.

F13? whats that, a band, because I love music! Its great at parties! ...Wheres the ‘help’ it said would show u-

The tugging sensation grew worse, and everything started going white, before I felt myself falling in an indescribable direction. When the light cleared, I was in canterlot again, standing in front of Pinkie.

“Well. Shit.” I did a Double take as I noticed her holding a grey Drive with her face frozen in a silent scream. She started to back up slowly before I said, “Do I really look that ugly?” Pinkie almost made a small whine as she backed up a few steps.

“Nonononono, you’re not ugly! I thought you were someone else! But you can’t be, you’re red!” She zipped up to me and started poking me. “Are you a Ponynator parody?”

Ponynator… oh! I get it. “I guess you could say that.” I shivered when she started prodding my cannon. “Please don’t, that's sensitive.”

“Celestia’s gotta see this!”

UH, NO.

“Fuck that, I’m outta here! I’d rather not be a scorch mark!” I almost immediately folded up, and shot off like a rocket. I noticed that there was a lot of frost, and a cold wind blowing.

“Now why would she do that?” I almost fell out of the sky in fright when I heard pinkie standing on me. I am not a hoverboard, Pinkie!

“Hey Pinkie? What do hares, and me flying have in common?”

“...I don’t get it. Hares can’t fl” Pinkie hung on for dear life as I barrel rolled to the left, trying to shake her off. “Oh. thats clever.” She giggled. “This is fun!” I kept trying to shake her off.

“Screw it.” I started flying straight up, and kept going.

“Ohh… I feel dizzy…” I felt her grip start to slacken, so I spun again, feeling her slide off. The moment she let go, I circled around, diving after her only to be punched in the face by an ice covered purple fist.

“The fuck?!”

I heard in response, “*zirt* hell *zerts* kill *more static*” Turning, I came face to face with… Mewtwo!?

“Oh, so you want to fight?”

combat routine engaged.

“Then lets fight!”

“Gaah,” the Mewtwo said in pain, “*lot’s of static* destroy *popping noises* laky *random chirps*”

I fired off a Dark Pulse as my opening move, watching to see how my foe would react. He responded by firing a Aura Sphere negating the previous attack. I retaliated with Blizzard, taking advantage of the chilly climate to more easily aim it. He charged straight through the blast with blades of psychic energy emanating from his arms as he slashed at me. I was unprepared for close range combat, and the attack knocked me out of the sky, where I unfolded and crashed into the ground, feeling the impact rattle throughout my frame.

The mutant floated down to meet me, and I heard, “*static* real tired of this, so now I’m going to end this!” Flames erupted from his hand scorching the ground even from his current height.

>Run Douse.exe

I met the blast of fire with a watery Techno Blast, before crouching down, aim my cannon at him, and charging up, before feeling myself get pressed down from the recoil of Hyper Beam. He went flying from the impact crashing into a near by building.

Fire engulfed his right hand again as he seemed to mentally yell, “I won't let Arceus endanger the ponies here anymore, I’ll kill you! ”

“Fuck Arceus, Praise the Helix mother fucker!” I Launched myself into the air with a combination of ExtreamSpeed and Magnet Raise, crossing my arms in preparation to deliver an X-Scissor decapitation.

The heat coming of the Mewtwo’s hand only increase as the patch of grass underneath him only blackened, his charging cry was, “Stop it with that god damned binary!” In the blink of an eye, I had reached him, ready to deliver the killing blow.

“WAAAAIT!” Before I could end it, Pinkie had somehow wedged herself between the two of us, as a door sailed away on the left side of my vision, crashing to the ground and splintering.

The Mewtwo was the first to react, “What the hell Pinkie, do you realised how many ways you could have died just now?”

“Umm, I can think of about 9001 off the top of my head…”

“Did she just…”

He looked to Pinkie and said, “Pinkie what is that thing saying? All I get is a headache and a ton of ones and zeros going very fast.”

“Well, he said something about ‘buck Arceus’ and then something about a Helix… either that, or something about bananas.”

He audibly sighed then asked again, “Just now what did he say? I need the exact words.”

“Right now? he said ‘did she just...’ I think he got my joke. before that, well, ‘Buck Arceus, Praise the Helix.’ except more vulgar.”

The Mewtwo closed his eyes for a few seconds before opening and looking me in the visor and saying, “Sorry about that, I was getting weird feedback from you, it gave me a massive headache and I understood jack all of what you said. Hopefully I created a proper translation, say something.”

“English motherfucker, do you hear it?”

He nodded, “Yep, it’s coming through loud and clear.”

“Maybe next time, you’ll use your ears instead of you head.”

“Uhhh, my legs are getting tired...”

The Mewtwo floated back a few inches and before pinkie hit the ground she was floating in a purple field, “I’m Medulla by the way.” Then he held out his hand.

“Jerry.” I held out my claw and shook hands with him. “Whats with the cold weather, anyway? Thought Canterlot would be sunny.”

Medulla looked around showing some concern on his face, “It’s Hearth’s Warming Eve, but you are right this storm is all wrong. I usually get empathic impressions from the weather, sadness, joy, longing, but this- this I’m getting nothing.”

“Emptiness?”

He shuddered, “Exactly...”

“Now, I’m assuming since you said stuff about arceus’s lackys, you’ve been dealing with other pokemon?”

He laughed coldly, “I don’t have a full roster, but I can guess who based on what’s going on. I just can’t seem to find him, I thought I found the intruder once I found you.”

“Do I look like an Ice type to you?”

Now he laughed warmly, “I just knew that something was here, I only originally thought it was Kyurem.” Just then a roar echoed through the city.

“You were saying?”

Medulla smiled darkly, “Let’s throwdown.” As he bolted towards the sound. I followed, after refreshing Magnet raise, as my flight form did not allow for close range combat, and I would need every edge possible.

As we approached, the shadow of the Boundary Pokemon became clear, and golf ball sized lumps hail started to fall, denting my frame. Soon after, a chilling wave of air washed over the town, covering everything in ice. I barely managed to avoid becoming frozen by using Flame Charge, gaining ground as I did so, until I caught up with Medulla. “Whats the plan?”

He smiled back at me before responding, “Beat the shit out of him until he surrenders, dies, or is ejected.”He then was knocked to the ground by a shadow launched out of the flurry of snow.

“You okay?”

He shook his head, as if he was waking up, “I’ve had worse. But not by much.” He levitated himself and rocketed forward again.

I scanned about, looking, until…

>Target locked.

Lock on kicked in. That dragon wouldn't be evading me now. I fired off a Flash Cannon, and was greeted with a roar of pain. “Found him!”

I watched as Medulla fired off what appeared to be a combined Fire Blast and Aura Sphere, the blast connected with the dragon not doing as much damage as it should have. In response Kyurem just blasted him with a beam of green energy sending him higher into the sky. Before Kyurem could launch another attack, I delivered an ExtremeSpeed boosted Blaze Kick to the side of its head, causing its attack to veer off course, missing Medulla.

It was then that I heard Medulla say, “Can you keep him distracted while I try something… something that could be suicidally stupid?”

“What, use Sefdestruct?”

“No, Metronome… which could result in that, but not what I’m hoping.”

“Okay!” I took, aim, and fired off a Charge Beam, diverting the extra power to my cannon, and charged up a more powerful Electric attack. After using Lock- On, I fired off Zap Cannon.

“Okay first try, aaaannnnd,” Medulla bolted in front of him and his tail swept Kyurem’s legs causing him to fall to the ground. “Low Sweep” While it was down, I hammered it with another Zap cannon, watching as its muscles seized up as paralysis took hold.

“And number two...” nothing seemed to happen, “Oh no this is embarrassing.” I looked up, and saw him flopping in the air like a fish. He used fucking Splash.

“Oh shit, MOVE!” I yelled as I noticed something glinting high in the sky.

“One last shot before I just go for something practical.” Then a light of incredible brilliance filled the sky, it was not warm but destructive. “LIGHT OF RUIN!!!” The beam shot in both directions obliterating the approaching meteor and crushing Kyurem into the ground tearing into its ice-like form but before it could do more damage a green shield enveloped the ice dragon’s form.

“Are you fucking kidding me. Goddamn Protect.”

“Okay now I’m pissed! That move has likely never been legally used and it didn’t end this.” Medulla’s aura started flaring and becoming darker. “I need one more distraction, just do some damage while I charge a finisher.”

“Okay, how long you need?”

“Hopefully not five minutes, I’ll start yelling when it’s ready.” Medulla said chuckling.

“...Seriously?”

“Hey, this will be the first time I’ve tried this, I’m working off of theory for this combo.” He said floating higher into the sky, a ball of red and brown energy forming between his upheld hands.

“You are serious. Fine.” I launched a couple dozen Magnet bombs, before launching a Thunderbolt, the electricity arcing between the orbs of metal, before they began barraging the dragon from all sides, while I fired of more charge beams.

>Warning: power levels at 400%, maximum safe energy levels reached.

Perfect. Hunkering down, I begun charging up.

Run shock.Exe, Burn.Exe, and Chill.Exe.

The recoil from firing such a large amount of energy pushed me back a few meters, but the souped up Tri attack did its job, bombarding the dragon with multiple elements at once. Then, gathering even more energy, I fired off a Hyper Beam bigger than I was. When the smoke cleared, there was a trench in front of me, and Kyurem was struggling to get up, the amount of damage, combined with paralysis, taking its toll.

“Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!” Came from above and ball of energy was now the size of a semi-truck. “MEGIDDO!!!” he launched the ball towards the flinching body of Kyurem.

“HOOOOLY SHIIIIT!” Needless to say, I dove for cover. And then used Protect for good measure.

The following explosion shook Canterlot Mountain, and shattering all the glass in the city only dust remained where Kyurem was. And after the dust settled, Medulla eyes rolled into his and he began to fall. I dashed beneath him to intercept his fall, thankful that skidding across the ground didn't hurt much when you're mostly machine.

After a few seconds he woke back up, “I’m going to make sure not to charge that up that much again.”

“Jesus, and he was only UU tier!”

Medulla smiled, “Tiers mean nothing here, the wider the legendary that have domains the farther they spreads their control, the weaker they are in combat. Kyurem only just arrived, so he’d be near the top of his power.”

“Uh, if he looked like that, he wasn't at the peak of his power. Unless you mean in that form.”

“Yes for that form.” He said as he floated to his normal position. “I guess you need to go home now.”

I sighed. “Yeah, back to running from the entire equine population.”

Medulla just nodded, “I know what that’s like, I would suggest creating decoys or distraction to send them on the wrong trail. But for now, our contract is complete.”

Everything went white again, as i was overcome by a sense of dizziness, before my vision cleared, and I was back in my cave lair.

Author's Note

Crossover with Misunderstood and Mutated

That just happend...

Author's Note

This chapter is a crossover with Freddy fazbear and friends displaced adventures in equestria and yeah, it really did just happen.

That just happend...

So I was sitting in my cave, minding my own business when a voice came out from nowhere.

“Umm… We don’t exactly know who you are, but we just want to deal with a Displaced, without having some huge crisis going on in the background. So, umm we summon you to our plane of existence!”

Feeling that odd tugging sensation, I was able to brace myself this time, before my vision went white, and I… fell, through the space between realms. When my vision returned, I was standing in some deserted rocky area, my best guess being somewhere near Appleloosa, and…

Oh god. I am not ready! “Oh god, stay back!” I tripped and fell onto my rear, as standing before me, was Freddy flipping Fazbear. Freddy’s expression quickly changed, as he took a step back.

“The crap is that?!” He yelled.

“It looks like a robotic bug.” Bonnie said from beside him.

“Is that what we summoned?” Foxy asked.

“Let’s not be offensive. We don’t know the person yet.” Chica said, looking between all three animatronics.

Freddy sighed. “You’re right.” He took a step forward, and put his hand/paw out, before making the Vulcan salute. “We come in peace.”

I stopped, and stared. “So wait, you’re not going to try and stuff an endo into me?”

“You’re already a robot. How would we stuff a metal endoskeleton into you? Or even stuff you into a suit? Besides, where would we get the endoskeleton? I don’t know of any laying around.” Bonnie said in a joking manner.

“I don’t know whether to laugh, or be alarmed at how much thought you just put into that.”

“We’re robots. We can think at remarkable speeds. Much quicker than a human or most organic brains can.” Bonnie replied.

“I’m more of a cyborg, really. I’m surprised you don’t know what I am.”

“Our Earth is radically different than most Earths, as I understand. We already figured out how to cross universes. So sorry if we don’t quite understand what passes for modern pop culture in other universes.” Freddy replied, as he held out his paw, offering to help me up. Grabbing it in my claw, I hefted myself up.

“Sooo, you’ve never even heard of Pokemon? I pity you, I really do.”

“We’ve heard of Pokemon, it’s just that Nintendo stopped making the games after Diamond and Pearl. They went on to focus on the more popular game series like Earthbound.” Foxy mentioned.

“I’m just gonna step away from that can of worms.” I said, looking around. “So, you said something about wanting to deal with a Displaced without something going down?”

“Yeah. The last times we’ve dealt with a Displaced, Lyra Heartstrings was murdered, and another guy was appearantly some huge anthro pony. But as for what we’re doing now, is that we’re going on a personal quest to retrieve some important resources for Bonnie so that he can finish building the emotional chips for our AI systems. For some reason, he can’t teleport in himself, and grab it. So we have to help him.” Freddy said, a worried expression on his face.

“Not sure how I can help you there.”

“Well, we could also use back-up. We’re quite far from civilization, and the only creature on this planet that can disable us is somewhere out there, so we are kinda scared about being dismantled at this location.” Foxy mentioned.

“That, I can help with. I survived a fight with Mewtwo, I can probably handle whatever's causing you trouble.”

The four animatronics’ faces brightened up a bit. “Your help will be much appreciated. When we’re done, I’m sure Bonnie could make a device to help you in your world.” Freddy said, with a smile on his face.

“That would be quite helpful, so what do you need blasted to bits?”

Bonnie shivered for a brief moment, but that went unnoticed by the other animatronics, as they pointed to a large mountain out in the distance. “Apparently, whatever Bonnie wants, is in that mountain, so we’re heading for it. We don’t really know what’s in it that prevented Bonnie from teleporting inside, so we don’t have any more information.” Freddy said, before starting to walk forward. “Well, we won’t get anywhere if we don’t move.” I followed, running a few simulations in my head as I did.

It didn’t take long to arrive at the base of the mountain, and when we did, there was a convenient cave just sitting there. “So, it’s in the cave Bonnie?” Freddy asked his friend.

“Yep.” He said simply, and Freddy quickly walked in, his hand glowing white, providing him some light, before he quickly ran back out.

“NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!” He yelled, as he ran as far away as possible. As he did so, a giant spider, that was bigger than the cave, came out, acid dripping from its fangs.

It was times like this I was thankful for having a poison type immunity.

“OI, BUGBREATH!” I shouted, firing a Flash Cannon at its face. The attack did it’s desired effect, as it struck home before the spider could realize what happened. But when the smoke cleared, the spider’s head quickly regrew on it’s body. “...I call hax.”

Right at that very moment, the puppet’s music box music started playing, and when it ended, the Puppet himself popped out of the rocks nearby, flew at the spider, yelling “Boo!” before being eaten in one bite.

“PUPPET! NO!” Freddy yelled, sadness in his voice. I actually took a moment to run a diagnostic program, just to make sure that that had indeed just happened, and not been the result of a glitch. I looked Freddy in the eye.

“Terminate with extreme prejudice?”

Freddy, with a look of absolute… he looked like he always did, jumped into the air impossibly high, before glowing pure white, and slamming his fist down on the ground, completely missing the spider. Luckily for him, his punch created a minor shockwave that caused several rocks from the mountain to fall down, and bury the giant spider.

“It can’t be that easy, can it?”

“Darn it! You had to say that, didn’t you!” Freddy yelled, before the rocks blew up, flying at Freddy, before going straight through him, tearing off his limbs, and making him resemble swiss cheese.

“Okay, time for plan B: KILL IT WITH FIRE!” I launched a stream of fire from my cannon, hosing the exceptionally large arachnid in a scarlet inferno.

“LETS ADD MORE FIRE!” Bonnie’s voice rang out, before he somehow flew up to the spider’s face, and turned his arms into giant flamethrowers, firing napalm directly into the spider’s face.

Launching myself at it with Extreme speed, I spun, and nailed it right between the eyes with Blaze Kick, before springing away, and launching a flame infused Techno Blast at it.

When the smoke cleared, the spider was still standing there, but now had a fire-infused body. “The hell is this thing?!” Foxy yelled out, wondering how a tough spider could exist.

“IT’S DEAD!” Bonnie screamed, before pushing the button on a small device, which caused a loud humming sound to come from the atmosphere, before a giant laser came down from the sky, and destroyed the spider into nothing.

“Okay, what the hell was that!”

“What? Never seen an orbital launch cannon before? I made it myself a while back. Took less than a minute. It also fires nachos for any party.” Bonnie said with a smug smile, as he walked over, and removed the rocks from Freddy, who stood back up, his body repairing itself.

“Sooo, an Orbital Party Cannon?”

“More like an orbital swiss army knife. It’s got a use for every scenario.” Before Bonnie could say anything else, Freddy smacked his head off.

“I thought I told you to dismantle that thing!” Freddy yelled.

“I did! I just rebuilt it in the middle of the fight! See, look! Now it’s dismantled!” Bonnie briefly flickered, and I looked up to indeed see the cannon was missing from the sky.

“Is it bad I’m not questioning my sanity yet?”

“At least you can go insane. We currently have fake emotions right now. But with this, I can build a small device that gives us back emotions.” Bonnie said, as he pulled out a large rock from the cave. The rock was glowing with an unearthly green shade. “I shall call it, the stone that will never be named, because this is the only one, and it will be used for my purposes!”

“You guys are like Deadpool on crack, you know that?”

“I told you not to install that chip! The last thing we need is fourth-wall breaks!” Freddy yelled to Bonnie who was just laughing.

When Bonnie calmed down, he dropped the rock on the ground, before quickly flickering, and a small device, no bigger than a phone was in his hands. “Here. For your help. It’s a device that allows your body to ignore Newton’s laws, and rebuild itself by recreating matter. Just in case you get destroyed. Make sure to copy it, because if it breaks, then you won’t regenerate.”

I actually laughed at that. “You do realize, that means I can spam Explosion, right?”

Foxy laughed at that as well. “Well, no one likes an exploding shiny pokemon.”

“I know that feeling all too well. Thank god for emulators and savestates!”

“Well, I hope you make good use of that device. Should be easy to figure out how it works. Though it’s an early model, so you can make it better than it currently is.” Bonnie said, as he made the rock disappeared, before looking around the caves some more. “Oh hey! This spider was a momma!” A loud crunching sound was heard. “GAH! BURN IN HELL!” A bright flash came from the cave, as well as the screams of the spiders burning. Bonnie walked out of the cave, carrying a huge dead spider corpse behind him. This corpse was bigger than the spider we just fought. “Do you see the size of this baby spider?! It’s bigger than it’s mother! They were all like that! At least they don’t have the same powers yet!”

I… just… what… the… fu-

My vision went black, and I heard something at the back of my head.

A logic error has occurred, Rebooting...

Reboot complete.

“I think we broke him.” Freddy’s voice rang out.

“Shouldn’t have used Internet Explorer.” Bonnie replied.

“So, do we send him back now? Or should we wait for him to wake up?” Foxy asked. My vision returned to me, revealing I was on the ground, the four animatronics standing over me. “Hey, you working again? Got your internet connection back online?”

“Yes, I’m awake, and for your information, I use Chrome.”

“Everything is chrome in the future.” Chica mentioned.

“That pun was terrible.”

“Meh. It could be considered a pun, it could also be considered a fact, depending on which future your talking about.” Chica shrugged.

“So, you wanna get sent back now?” Freddy asked.

“Yes please, I’d rather not suffer another ‘What the fuck am I even looking at’ induced error thank you.”

“Yep. Our life is pretty weird. You should have seen some of the stuff the Ginyu Force did when they arrived two days ago. Their universe follows anime logic.” Foxy said, with a few chuckles.

“Oh dear god. please tell me they didn’t know about Gurren Lagann?”

“I don’t know if they’ve heard about it or not. We didn’t really as about those kind of questions.” Freddy took a breath in. “Now, if you’re ready, I’ll send you back.”

“Yes please.”

“Alright. You have survived till 6 am, hope to see you again. Here’s our token, call us if you ever need us.” Freddy flicked a small piece of metal with all of their faces on it, over to me. I held it in my claw, before my vision faded to white, and the now familiar sensation of be transported across realms returned.

When my vision returned, I was back in my cave hidaway.

“I need a freaking dri-” Wait. Cyborg.

…

“Fuck my life.”