Chapter 2

Drunk racist and trouble

So instead of having the princess arrest you or something you decided to jump out the window getting somewhat stuck at first, some people may say that was a stupid chose but you rather risk getting a bit beaten up the getting arrested. Don't know why they would but racism has no boundaries and you didn't want to risk it, besides it was the first day in town you didn't want to be arrested on the first day of being in you new home. After escaping you decided to find a bar or tavern it took you awhile but you finally found it when you entered the first thing you noticed was a drunken fool wobbling and spouting nonsense. You walked to the bar table sat down bought some whiskey it could have been a bit soothing you say could because sadly a drunken fool of a pony started spouting racist nonsense before stumbling up to you and trying to start a fight "Do you hear me you-" he stopped trying to stop hhimself from puking. "Don't ignore me-" you stopping him this time.

"You have exactly three seconds before I crack this bottle over your head then throwing you out the window" you say calmly as you took a drink from your bottle draining it.

"You ain't going to do shi-" you didn't even let him finish speaking before you cracked the bottle over his head then as you said throwing him out the window. You then was "nicely" asked to leave the bar as you left you saw spike poking at the unconscious racist with a stick, not soon after you picked up a stick and started poking the unconscious pony to, it was actually a bit soothing.

" so what's up spike" you ask still poking at the racist pony.

"Nothing much oh by the way why did you jump through the window back there?" Spike asked still poking the pony.

"That's because I thought she might treat me like crap like this unconscious gentleman here" you said picking up the pony up and bitch slapping him, the dripped him as you and spike continue to poke the body.

"Oh well twilight's not like that, she's was actually kind of concerned when she saw you hop out the window" spike defended.

"Well now that I know that I might just visit her later but first I need to buy a house this is my new home after all" you excised.

" oh so your straying here cool but why stay here?" Spike asked. You where about to awnser him when you hear someone yell out your old name. You looked around the corner and to the main round and there he was one of the boss's top goons with his own goons.

You looked at spike pointed at them and said "That's why now get inside that bar and don't come out till I say so" he noded and ran inside the bar "Well shit" you said as you grabbed a knife from you bag and said "One last string"

Author's Note

This story was suppose to be published on Christmas to say thank you and I am still working on some other stuff anyway hope you've enjoyed I made half of this one on my new tablet so is there's any errors please pm me the error and I'll fix it anyway Bye and Marry Christmas. Or whatever is in your religion (I really hope I don't have to bring religious beliefs into this some people are scary) anyway Bye have a Wonderful time.