The Cooking Pot

by Brainless

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1549

You come to equestria after losing your operation. More information in the description

After the three months of hell you've went though when your old mob boss stated treating you like a slave you flee to ponyville where your new life begins.

(If this story does well I'll make a prequel-sequel explaing how you lost you operation and the three month hell)

Published 2016-01-10 04:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-10 04:40:02 UTC

Out of Business

Chapter one

Out of Business

This is it you have finally gotten out of it. It's been three months since you arrived in this new world and boy those months where not kind on you. The first month was you trying to find civilization and get some money and when you did you found ponies. The second month was you meeting a mob boss and start working for him after you gave him a sample of your product. The thread and final month was trying to get away from that same mob boss when he started treating you like a slave. You ended up killing him and his higher ups, you had to leave town though his goons were looking all over town for you.

You decided to go to ponyvill the fair wasn't to expensive to get there, you were able buy a home kind of cheap, and there's none of the boss's goons there. Sounds like an ideal place, although you have to remember that not a lot of ponies like griffins witch you are. Still doesn't mean you could forget your manners humanity is all you have left from your old world that, your knowledge, and your gear. You kind of miss your old home in a way, even though your probably one of the FBI's most wanted, and the DEA's shit list. Oh well your here now or maybe your at home in the funny farm ether or.

Waking up it seems you fell asleep on the train "Now arriving in ponyvill" a voice came over the intercom. Good you've been wanting to see your new home wait... there's one last thing you have to do, you need to make a new name, the old name you have is just a scare to the memory you need a new one. You put your left claw to your chin in thought, then you looked at your aforementioned claw it was burned a charred black with a deep reddish hue to it. How about Cinderclaw... why not sounds cool and rolls off the tongue quit nicely. Now that you have your name you are ready as the train stops at the station you get up grab your bags and head to the door.

As the doors to the train opened you took a deep breath finally you were out of business, done with all of it. You felt a smile creep on your face even if griffins could get a smile anyway 'Where should I go first?' you questioned in thought. You heard there was a library here maybe you could pick up some books or something. You were walking though town to where you thought the library was getting dirty looks, whispers, and sometimes ponies pointing at you. You just ignored it and kept walking, you would never understand this ponies you finally retched your destination only not to be meet by a library no instead was a huge crater with scorched earth.

You looked around for maybe something or someone to help you understand what just happened here. You saw a castle it was made of crystal and was a sickening dark pink and an ok dark purple, it looked like rock candy from where you were standing 'Oh god it looks like something form that stupid candy land bored game, infuses on BORED' you raged in thought. You decided to go there it was probable a lord's castle even though it had a weird chose in coloring that resembled a kid's cartoon, although this entire world looked like something out of a cartoon oh well. When you got closer to it, it looked less like candy land and more... crystal good you were getting sick of that you finally got to the door and knocked on it. It took awhile but someone finally got to the door "Who is it?" a komodo dragon? no you heard of it what was it called... oh yeah a baby dragon not a lizard even though it could be mistaken as one a fucking baby dragon.

"Yeah I was wondering where is the library?" you asked the little fire breather.

"You must be new here, the library was destroyed a while ago" he answered.

"Oh... ok do you know where I could get some books?" you asked.

"Follow me I'm sure twilight won't mind you borrowing some book, as long as you bring them back" he said.

"Thanks... um"

"The name's Spike" he answered

"Well spike the name's Cinderclaw" you introduce yourself. You talked to spike along the way to where he was leading you, you learn that the castle belonged to a princess this frightened you but this also made ponyvill one of the safest places for you to be. The mob's goons were imbeciles but knew not to come to a town were a fucking princess lives. When you finally got your books you decided to talk to spike a little more, he was happy for the company princess twilight you learned her name from spike was gone for the evening. You were just in the middle of talking to spike about the forest on the edge of town when you both heard the door open then close and guess you use see a purple pony with wing and a horn... grate. She saw you and he mood changed 'Dammit she's probably racist to griffins or just plane hates them fucking fantastic' you thought.

Author's Note

Here you go hope you enjoyed. I was losing it a bit on the last paragraph but I think I got it though.

Drunk racist and trouble

Chapter 2

Drunk racist and trouble

So instead of having the princess arrest you or something you decided to jump out the window getting somewhat stuck at first, some people may say that was a stupid chose but you rather risk getting a bit beaten up the getting arrested. Don't know why they would but racism has no boundaries and you didn't want to risk it, besides it was the first day in town you didn't want to be arrested on the first day of being in you new home. After escaping you decided to find a bar or tavern it took you awhile but you finally found it when you entered the first thing you noticed was a drunken fool wobbling and spouting nonsense. You walked to the bar table sat down bought some whiskey it could have been a bit soothing you say could because sadly a drunken fool of a pony started spouting racist nonsense before stumbling up to you and trying to start a fight "Do you hear me you-" he stopped trying to stop hhimself from puking. "Don't ignore me-" you stopping him this time.

"You have exactly three seconds before I crack this bottle over your head then throwing you out the window" you say calmly as you took a drink from your bottle draining it.

"You ain't going to do shi-" you didn't even let him finish speaking before you cracked the bottle over his head then as you said throwing him out the window. You then was "nicely" asked to leave the bar as you left you saw spike poking at the unconscious racist with a stick, not soon after you picked up a stick and started poking the unconscious pony to, it was actually a bit soothing.

" so what's up spike" you ask still poking at the racist pony.

"Nothing much oh by the way why did you jump through the window back there?" Spike asked still poking the pony.

"That's because I thought she might treat me like crap like this unconscious gentleman here" you said picking up the pony up and bitch slapping him, the dripped him as you and spike continue to poke the body.

"Oh well twilight's not like that, she's was actually kind of concerned when she saw you hop out the window" spike defended.

"Well now that I know that I might just visit her later but first I need to buy a house this is my new home after all" you excised.

" oh so your straying here cool but why stay here?" Spike asked. You where about to awnser him when you hear someone yell out your old name. You looked around the corner and to the main round and there he was one of the boss's top goons with his own goons.

You looked at spike pointed at them and said "That's why now get inside that bar and don't come out till I say so" he noded and ran inside the bar "Well shit" you said as you grabbed a knife from you bag and said "One last string"

Author's Note

This story was suppose to be published on Christmas to say thank you and I am still working on some other stuff anyway hope you've enjoyed I made half of this one on my new tablet so is there's any errors please pm me the error and I'll fix it anyway Bye and Marry Christmas. Or whatever is in your religion (I really hope I don't have to bring religious beliefs into this some people are scary) anyway Bye have a Wonderful time.