Pony meets Bronyby DylanZBassChaptersBlinded by the LightHow did you get here?Party Time?Unexpected stuffThings just keep getting stranger and strangerMass Hysteria The Final BattleThe ReturnThe StartEpilogue Blinded by the Light"So, is there anyone specific you wanted to go after first?" I asked. We where at my house much later and we had already eaten lunch. "Also, how did you get here? If you have a way to travel through the multiverse, I have got to know what it is!" "Actually, I'm the only one that's here currently. The others will probably appear at random places, at random times," Fluttershy said. "Seriously? How will we know when they appear?" I asked "I'm pretty sure we'll know that when it happens," Fluttershy said. Suddenly, a super bright light appeared and we where blinded. I thought "Wow, never thought that I would be blinded by a rainbow. When my eyes started working again, I saw a small fire that had started, and strangely, it looked like a fiery rainbow. "Ahh! Fire!" I yelled. I started to look for the fire extinguisher, but then realized that I didn't know if we had one. So I just filled a bucket with water and dumped it on the strange rainbow fire. When it died down, I realized that there was a girl at the center. Even stranger, she didn't look burned, at all. I relised that it was Rainbow Dash. She was wearing a rainbow colored dress, and had a shirt with the rainbow lighting bolt on it. "Definitely Rainbow Dash." I said. "How can you tell?" asked Fluttershy. "Mostly because of the rainbow colored hair, and partially because of the fire being rainbow colored. That's fairly hard to miss. Is that a natural hair color, by the way?" "Yes. Is it not common in this world?" "No." Suddenly Rainbow Dash gasped and sat up. After a couple of seconds she started looking around. "Where am I? Who are you? Is that you, Fluttershy?" she said. "My name is Dylan, that is Fluttershy, and you are in a parallel universe." I said. "Why am I finding that hard to believe?" Rainbow Dash said. "You get used to it after a while." said Fluttershy. "Does anyone else know we're here? Also, are we the only here, or are some of the others here?" "No, none of the others are here yet, and I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that knows your here. I pretty sure that this is going to go like the beginning of the Hobbit. Except there aren't 13 of you, and your not dwarfs," I said. "Are you calling us dwarfs!?!?" challenged Rainbow Dash. "No, no I am not calling you dwarfs. Please don't take everything I say as an offense, ok?" I said. "One important question." Rainbow Dash said. "Where's the bathroom?" "There's one right there." "Ok. Thank you." "Also, cool rainbow skin." "My skin isn't this color, it's just dust." "Oh, sorry." "Don't worry, Fluttershy made the same mistake." How did you get here?"So, do you know how you got here?" I said. "No. Twilight probably knows how we did, though," said Fluttershy. "Are you absolutely sure you don't know? Because having the ability to travel across the multiverse would be awesome!" I said "I've got to agree, that would be pretty cool," said Rainbow Dash. "But, your taking the fact that we're from another universe pretty well," said Rainbow Dash. "So is Fluttershy on the fact that your from a TV show," I said. "What?" "Yeah, I'd rather if all of you where here so I could explain it without having to repeat it, ok?" "Ok, that sounds fair enough. But how are we going to know if anyone else shows up?" "I will be able to tell. Trust me. I'm psychic." "So you're like Pinkie." "Are you saying that because of her pinkie sense?" "Yes." "Understandable. And yes, like Pinkie, in a way. The only major difference is gender, I don't have hair like her, and I don't break the forth wall. I will explain what the forth wall is later, when everybody is here, ok?" "Ok, sounds fair enough. One more question. What's your name?" "My name is Dylan." "Dylan, what is this?" said Fluttershy. She was holding my computer, which had a bunch of shipfics about her and the rest of the Humane 7. "Ohhhhhh. I was really hoping you wouldn't find out about these, I said. "Why? What is it?" asked Rainbow Dash. "A bunch of shipfics about you and the rest of the girls. Please don't tell them about these when they get here. I didn't wright them, ok, but I really don't want to have to explain the shipfics to them," I said. "Well, what are they?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Just so you won't ask again, they are basically romance stories of you and your friends." "Why?" asked Fluttershy, as she started to blush. "Because some of you get so much good shiping fuel. Plus, some of you are just so easy to ship, ok?" "Ok, I can see why you don't want to have to tell the others about this," said Rainbow Dash. "Exactly. Although, I've got a feeling that Pinkie is somehow going to know. She somehow knows everything, and breaks pretty much all of the natural laws of everything." "Yeah. That is true." Party Time?"So, let me guess," I said. "You two don't know when any of the others will show up, right?" "That's right. Why?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I have Multiple Personality Disorder. It's super rare, and some of the other girls might be able to make some of the other personalities take control. Is Sunset Shimmer coming?" I asked. "Possible. I have never heard of that disorder. Do Fluttershy or I bring out a personality?" "Both of you almost do, but I have pretty good control of them. But if Sunset Shimmer comes, she might be able to activate the worst one of all." "What's this personality's name?" asked Fluttershy. "I'd rather not say. Too much of a risk of waking him up. And before either of you ask, Fluttershy, you almost bring out my animal loving, shy personality, Joey. Rainbow Dash, you almost bring out really competitive personality, Snape. And Pinkie might be able to bring out my painful prankster personality, Kaos, or one of my other personalities, Snackintosh. And please, don't ask about the names. Fortunately, there are no other personalities that could be activated be them. At lest not that I know of," I said. Suddenly, a bright pink fire burst into existence right in front of me. It was then that I also realized that it radiated heat. Unfortunately, when I relised that, my clothes lit up with the pink flames. It took me a couple of seconds to register that and then I felt the pain. "Ahhhhh!!!! Frick!" I yelled. I thought to what they taught us in school, and started to do the stop, drop, and roll thing. Fortunately, that did the trick. Unfortunately, all of my clothes had pretty much burned up. I grabed the nearest thing I could, which was a pillow, to use as a cover up. "Jesus. Turn around at least, will you?" I said. "Sorry," whispered a deepening Fluttershy, as they both started turning. I got to my room as fast as I could, and got into some good clothes. As I opened the door to get back to the fire, I ran into Pinkie. She was wearing a pink skirt with three balloons on it, and a pink and white colored shirt. "Hi, Dylan," she said. "Did Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash tell you that that was my name?" I asked. "Nope. Just a hunch. Sorry about setting your clothes on fire. By the way, why isn't your skin damaged from the fire?" "Yeah, its ok. I'm guessing the dust I'm covered in must be fire resistant. At least you haven't brought out Kaos." "Multiple Personality Disorder?" "Yes. Don't ask." "Not going to ask you." "What is that supposed to mean?" I asked, suddenly very suspicious. But I didn't get an answer. After I had asked that, Pinkie snapped her fingers, I gasped, and out came Kaos. "Are you Kaos?" Pinkie asked. "Yes. Are you wanting to start some kind of prank war?" asked Kaos. "No. I just wanted to see if I could activate you like that," Pinkie said. "Activate me like what?" asked Kaos, suspicious of some kind of prank. "Like this," Pinkie said as she snapped her fingers. Kaos gasped, and i had control of the body again. "What did you do?" I asked. "I just talked to Kaos. He's nice." Pinkie replied. "Please, however you did that, don't do it again. Especially around Fluttershy. I don't want her to get hurt by one of Kaos's pranks. They can be extremely deadly." "Ok. What about your chef personality? Can I activate him?" "No, and do I want to know how you know that?" "Probably not." "Fair enough. Am I going to have to explain everything I did to Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to you?" "Nope. I already know all the stuff you told them." "How? Are you psychic?" "Nope. It's a form of Pinkie sense." "Ok. I probably should have guessed." "Yep." And with that, we went downstairs to the other girls. "It would appear that we just have to wait for the others to show up, although Fluttershy didn't appear to me as a fire. As they say, twice a coincident, 3 times a pattern." Unexpected stuff"So, um, do we have any plans on what we're going to eat," asked Fluttershy, in a soft-ish voice. It was getting dark, and I think we all were getting a bit hungry. "I don't know. Is there anything specific you were think of?" I asked. "Not really." "Ok. Everyone, listen up please. The rule of the kitchen is this: you call dibs on something, no one else take it. Got that everyone?" Everyone nodded in agreement. "Ok, good, but don't eat to much. We are going to be using the fire pit to roast marshmallows for s'mores. Does anyone object to that?" I asked. Fortunately, nobody objected, because s'mores are awesome. A while later, after everyone had eaten, and I had gotten the fire stared up, I started asking Pinkie some questions about how they had gotten here. "So Pinkie, are you able to tell how you got here with your pinkie sense?" I asked. "One of Twilight's experiments malfunctioned, and we were all sent here," she responded. "Sounds like one of Scott's inventions. Before you ask, he is a the most brilliant genius that the world has never known. Before you ask about that, he keeps all of his inventions secret, with secret entrance's. For example, the bathroom right there has an entrance to an teleporter to a base in a lake near Santa Fe's government building. It has tons of cool robots. My parents closet has a bunch of hidden hi-tech futuristic weapons. There are tons of others that I would normally say, but the list is to long." I said. "Is this teleporter safe?" asked Fluttershy. "Relatively safe. It always has the chance of turning you completely inside out, and trust me, it is not pretty. It works kind of like alchemy. And yes, I have been practiceing alchemy." I said. "Woah. So you can bring people to life?" asked Rainbow Dash. "No. It's to dangerous." I said. "Why?"Rainbow Dash asked. "The alchemy law of equal exchange doesn't work like that." I said sadly. "Trust me, I know from experience. However, I am able to change the shape of certain parts. As long as it stays within the laws. And if you don't mind a bit of pain." "So, you can create bodies, maybe for your personalities?" "I haven't actual thought of that yet. And a body is fairly easy to make, and the things needed at also fairly easy to find. All I really need to do then is make the body, and somehow put a personality into it. Hang on a sec, I think I heard something." We all waited for about a minute, and then I said "Nah, nevermind." "So where are we going to sleep?" asked Pinkie. "Oh, I didn't think of that. Um, there is my brothers room, my parents room, and my room. Who wants which? Also, my parents have a king sized bed. "I'll take your brother's room!" said Pinkie. "I don't really care," said Fluttershy. "I'll take your parents room!" said Rainbow Dash. "Looks like you've got my room, Fluttershy," I said. "Ok. Where are you going to sleep?" Fluttershy asked. "I'm probably going to sleep on the couch." I said I started cleaning up, I heard someone new say, "Where am ah?" I turned around and relised that it could only be Applejack. She was wearing a mostly white and green tank top, and what looked like a denim skirt. "Applejack, right?" I asked. "How do you know that?" she asked. "You exist in a TV show in this world. And I would much rather explain that later, when all of you are here," I said. Suddenly, in a very quick movement, Pinkie got Applejacks hat and put it on my head. I was about to ask her what she was doing when I gasped, and a new personality activated. "Why hello there, ladies," he said in an Australian accent. "My names Manty Lobo." "Is that s'posed to happen?" asked Applejack. "Yes. I knew it! I hope that is a new personality," said Pinkie. Applejack then snatched her hat from my/his head, he gasped, and I returned. "New personality. Nice. What's his name, and does he have some kind of accent?" I asked. "Manty Lobo, and an Australian accent, said Rainbow Dash. "Nice. Always wanted a personality like that. By the way Applejack, my names Dylan. You can have the rest of my parents bed," I said. "What do you mean by the rest of it?" asked Applejack. "Yeah, Rainbow Dash has half and you have half," I said. "So me and Rainbow Dash will be sharing a bed?" she asked. "Yeah. Unless one of you want to sleep on the floor," I said. And with that, we headed to the beds. I got my PJ's, but while I was putting them on, I heard a small yell of surprise from Applejack. "What's going on?" I asked as I rushed into their room. When I noticed the unconscious body on the floor I said, "Nevermind." The other girls came running in a couple seconds later. Fluttershy screamed in fear. "I think its Rarity," Applejack said. It sure seemed like Rarity. She was wearing a white shirt and purple dress with three diamonds on it. "Wow. That was quick. All that's left are Twilight and maybe Sunset Shimmer. Man, five people showing up from another universe in the same day? I hope the government doesn't find out about this. Well, I'm going to sleep. Good night." Meanwhile, somewhere in area fifty one, some government agents were meeting. "It was definitely a massive spike of interdimensinal travel. We should really check it out," 1 said. "Yes, we should, but what about the other stuff we were supposed to do?" asked 2. "Screw that, if we do this successfully, we will definitely get promoted," said 3. "I agree with 3. Plus, things could get dangerous for the civilians," said 4. "Good point," said 2. "Lets do this!" 3 and 4 shouted. Things just keep getting stranger and strangerI was awoken by Pinkie shaking me awake. "What is this?" she asked me, holding out out a pizza slice. "Pizza," I said sleepily. "What cheeses were used in it?" she asked, desperately. "Oh, that's what you mean. Most people think that it is a culinary impossibility, but no, it is a culinary improbability. What you are holding in your hands, is the legendary 99-cheese pizza!" I said. Pinkie gasped. "99!?!? What is the recipe?" she asked, sounding incredibly desperate and slightly sexy, for some reason. She starting to toy with her shirt for some reason. "You wouldn't be able to cook it. You cooking skills would need to be at the max," I said. "Please tell me! I'll even flash you if you give me the recipe." "Please don't do that." "I know you want Fluttershy to do that." "That's different. At least she's attractive. And I'm not saying that your not, ok?" "So you are crushing on her!" said Pinkie in a crazed voice. "Hey, not so loud, please. Also, is it that obvious?" I asked. "You made it kind of obvious," she said. "What? What are you talking about?" I asked "Wait, how much do you remember of last night?" "Rarity appeared, and then I went to sleep." "Dang it! The one time it works." "The one time what works? And why dang it?" "Something I made that would erase your memories. And I had wanted to know what you did to Fluttershy last night when the rest of us were going to sleep." "Wait, what else did I do?" "Not important." "Did anyone else appear?" "Wow, you really don't remember. Yes, Twilight and Sunset Shimmer." "I missed their fire's. Dang it, both would have been interesting." "They were." "Let me guess, Sunset Shimmer's was basically bacon colored." "Yep." "Dang it." I got up to go to the kitchen for some food, when I relised that there was someone already there. Judging by the hair, it was Sunset Shimmer. She was wearing a black jacket, a purple shirt, and an orange dress. "Wow. Pinkie wasn't kidding, or hallucinating. You really are here," I said. "What? Wait, Pinkie what did you do?" Sunset Shimmer . "It was something I made," Pinkie said slyly. "You raided the medicine cabinets again, didn't you?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Fine. Yes I did." "You went thru the medicine cabinet? Are you sure it was just the one that makes me forget?" I asked urgently. "Meh, I'm pretty sure," Pinkie said. "You don't sound to sure. But, I can deal with that later. So, Sunset Shimmer, what happened last night?" I asked. Sunset Shimmer giggled. "You mean, you really don't remember what happened last night?" she asked. "Not a clue. Why? Isn't it obvious?" I asked. "Not really, and considering what happened last night, I thought that you would remember what happened for years to come," she said. "Definitely," agreed Pinkie. "Whatever. I can grill you guys later," I said just as an alarm started ringing. "What's that supposed to mean?" asked Twilight. "Agh! Where did you come from? Whatever, doesn't matter. That alarm means that someone is coming onto the houses property with weapons of some sort. Probably guns. We need to get the rest of the girls, and teleport out of here. To which base, I'm not sure. Except for my biology lab. Definitely not there," I said. "Oh definitely not that one. It sounds so creepy. Although, maybe I could help with your animals there," said Fluttershy. I hadn't even seen or heard her coming. "Ok, good, your awake. Wait, I told you about my biology lab?" I asked. "Yeah. You told everyone," she said. "Man, what did I do last night?" I asked. "We should probably tell you that later," Pinkie said. "Ok, now go get the rest of the girls, and I'll ready the teleporter," I said. "Ok," said the already awake girls. "Where is the teleporter, anyway?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "In the bathroom right there. Now go," I said as I pointed. As the other girls went to go and wake the sleepers, I started getting the teleporter ready, which was actually pretty easy. The machine the made the teleporter was inside the tank of the toilet. Suddenly, there was a ton of crashing upstairs, and since the teleporter was ready, I had to help. I ran upstairs, and found a bunch of government agents trying to take the girls down. One of them was calling in an air lift, which I could see thru a hill in the roof. So I did what every other sane person would do, and grabed the nearest thing I could grab, which, for some reason, a wrench. Probably Pinkie related , I thought. I swung it at the nearest agent, who just so happened to be holding Sunset Shimmer. With a definite crack, he let go of her. "Thank you. I'm sorry, but we don't have time to save the others," said Sunset Shimmer, just as the other agents started to take notice. "Come on, the teleporter is ready," I said, and we started running to the bathroom. Fortunately, the other agents were to surprised by my appearance that we got there with no problem. Fortunately, I had already set it to where to go: my base new the Santa Fe government building. They were probably going to take the girls there, which was fortunate. As the teleporter appeared, Sunset Shimmer asked, " Where are we going?" "A place I hoped I never had to go," I said as I jumped inside. Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria The portal deposited me and Sunset Shimmer in a place that Scott Black had built only as a fail-safe. The bad was in a lake near the Santa Fe government building, and had all sorts of weapons that had massive amounts of power, but there was only one that could help us. It had never been tested before, and I didn't even need the test to be able to tell you that it was extremely dangerous. It was a creation that had taken Scott Black/me a long time to build and program. The base itself had taken a while, but the machine had taken even longer. Plus, it is insanely hard to build a base near a government building without them noticing. "So, what exactly is in here?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Multiple things, but the thing that we're looking for is that," I said, as I pointed towards a giant robot. It basically looked like a steampunk Zozobra, except all of his limbs were movable. "Wow. How long did did it take you to build that?" she asked. "About a year. And that's including the time it took me to program it.," I responded. "Wow. That must have taken some serious skills," Sunset Shimmer said. "Yeah, it did. But enough with the chit chat. We have some people to save," I said. We went to the robot, and started our ascent. Fortunately, when I built it, I made a lot of the parts hollow, so that I could get to the head, aka command center, faster. When we got there, I turned to Sunset Shimmer. "Ok, I'm going to need your help strapping me in," I said. "What do you mean, strapping you in?" she asked, sounding uneasy, which was good, because this thing was seriously O.P. But of course, stuff that's O.P comes at a price. This things price would be my brain getting "merged", if you will to the robot. It may sound like something out of an episode of Doctor Who, and it pretty much is supposed to sound like that. Doctor Who is awesome. But back to the point, this would be insanely dangerous, and if the merge was successful, who knows if I come back the same? And then there's the possibility of me not being able to return to my body, and being trapped in this until it runs out of battery, which would take a while. "See that chair with the thing that looks like a spaghetti drainer? I'm going to need you to put that on my head after I've been strapped onto the chair, and flip the switch," I said. "Is that safe?" she asked. "Not sure. Lets find out," I said, grimly. The only thing I thought when the thing was activated was, "This ended up hurting a lot less then I thought it would." When she flipped the switch, however, that was a completely different matter. There was a massive amount of pain, then I blacked out for (hopefully) a couple of seconds. Except I was the robot. It had successfully worked! That was a new. Usually, Scott Black's inventions blew up, or something like that. As I was looking at the body I was now inhabiting, I heard Sunset Shimmer in my head, which kind of freaked me out for a bit. "Oh my god, are you ok?" she was saying when I finally answered. "Yeah, I'm good. This is pretty cool though," I said. Almost instantly, there was screaming. "What? What happened? Did something happen to my body?" I said, starting to freak out a bit. "Oh god, are you speaking thru the robot?" "In a sense. This thing has a ton of fairly advanced coding, ok?" "Oh, wow. That is insane," she said. "Keep hanging out with me, and you'll see some even stranger stuff," I said. "But enough with the chit-chat, we have some people to save." The Final BattleThe only thing I had to use were the thrusters and the GPS to find and get to where the other girls were, even though it was kind of obvious were they were taken. The government will pretty much always take something new to a containment thing, mostly because the government thinks that anything new and extraterrestrial are dangerous. I started to randomly think about Iron Man, and started to play the song using speakers that were implanted in the head. "What is that?" asked a slightly freaking out Sunset Shimmer. "Don't worry, it's a good song that totally matches the situation. Plus, you try doing this and not feel like Iron Man," I said. "Who is Iron Man, anyway?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Superhero with a deadly heart condition, and uses a suit made of iron to help the police," I said. "Ok. Definitely interesting. By the way, how long is it going to take to get where ever it is that we're going," she asked "About 7 minutes. By the way, there's a computer somewhere around there. You may as well use it until we get there," I said. "Oh. Ok, thank you," she replied. After about a minute, she said "Found it. Is that me?" "One sec," I said. I brought the image up the my eye and looked at the screen saver. It was some cool fan art that I had found a while ago, and decided to use it as the screen saver. "Yes, that is you. But how did that get there? I've never used this computer before," I said. "That's because your computer account was in your subconscious when you strapped into this thing," said Scott. "Oh, that makes sense," I said. "Who are you talking to?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Scott Black. Oh look, we're there," I said. Already, I could see some guards sounding some kind of alarm. "Who are you, and what do you want?" someone using a megaphone asked. "The name isn't important. I come in peace. Just release the extra-dimensional people that you have captured, and I don't have to hurt anyone," I said. "We aren't giving you them until we know more about them," he said. "Really? Except for the pink haired one, none of them are dangerous," I said. "Which pink haired one? There are 2," he asked. "Both of them. The one the is really shy is actually even more dangerous. Please, don't make her angry, ok? Also, their pretty much exactly like us, except for the hair," I said. "Whatever. Leave now, or we will be forced to shoot," he said. "Do it," I challenged. "Ok," he said. "Fire!" Tons of bullets started bouncing of off my suit. "Cease fire!" he roared. "Impressive, right?" I asked. "Definitely. What is that thing made of?" he asked. "Not important. You ready to hand them over yet?" I asked. "No. The only way that you will get them back is by destroying this place," he said. "Please. That would be easy. Except I have hacks," I said mischievously. "Sunset Shimmer, I've got their location, and I'll teleport you when you're ready," I said. "Wait, what?" asked an Sunset Shimmer at the same time the army dude did. To late. I had already teleported her. "Um, what did you just do?" asked the director (at least, I thought he was director). "Not much. You'll see. By the way, what should I call you?" I asked. "Just call me 1," he said. "Ok, thank you," I said. Coincidently, I could feel that Sunset Shimmer was done freeing the others. So I teleported them back up to inside my head. A few second later, 1 was answering a call. "What do you mean, they aren't there?" he yelled. "What just happened?" squeaked a freaked out Fluttershy. "Don't worry, your safe," I said. "Who are you talking too?" asked 1. "The girls that I just teleported to the inside of my head," I said. "Oh. READY THE HEAVY ARTILLERY!!!!" he yelled thru the megaphone. "Twilight, start working on a portal. The tech in there is pretty advanced," I said, as I got ready for some extreme doge ball. "Be prepared for some sudden movements, and please keep all arms and legs inside the vehicles at all times," I said, not able to resist a bit of humor. It was then that the shots were fired. The only thing that I was able to do was doge them. That went on for a few minutes. "Twilight, how long is it going to take?" I asked as I dogged some missiles Matrix style. "Not too long, but if you could stop moving around like that, it would take even less time," she said. "Ok. I'll see what I can do," I said, with an idea already forming. The next missile that came at me, I grabed and flung it back from wens it came. The explosion was pretty big, and took out the launchers at its sides, which was a bonus. I kept doing that until there were none left. "Do you surrender now?" I asked, challengingly. "We will hunt you down! When you least expect it to!" "I'll look forward to that. Twilight, how soon?" I asked. "Pretty close," she responded. "Ok, prepare for turbulence," I said. "What?" was all she was able to say before I took off. "This thing is able to fly?" yelled Pinkie. "Don't try to hack the system, Pinkie. You could accidentally kill us all," I warned. "Oh. Dang it," said Pinkie. "Ok, I've got it ready," said Twilight. "Ok, don't start it now. It could drain the battery completely," I said. "Ok, good plan," she said. The ReturnA while later, after I had landed the machine back in to its port, I asked, "Ok, can someone please unhook me from this?" "Isn't that going to be dangerous?" asked Twilight. "I was plugged into this thing, and I'm still ok," I said. "Ok, good point," Twilight responded. Next thing I know, there was a massive amount of pain, and I was back in my own body. "Oh god, I forgot how painfully that was," I said. "YOUR STILL ALIVE!" Fluttershy pretty much screamed before latching onto me. "Hey, I'm going to be ok. You didn't need to start hugging me," I said. Although I wasn't complaining. She was good looking. "Oh, god, sorry," she said, a blush starting to appear. "It's ok. Twilight, it's ready, right?" I asked. "Yeah. Everyone, surround the chair," she said. "So, how does it work?" I asked. "Not important," she said. "Let me guess, you don't trust me with that knowledge, right?" I asked. "That is only partially true," she said. "The other reason is that I doubt that any of your personality's could understand it," she said. "Oh please. Scott Black has figured out time travel," I said. "Really?" asked Twilight, clearly amazed. "Yeah, you just have to go a certain speed to do it," I said. "Whatever. Girls, are you ready?" she asked. "Yeah," they coursed. "Well, bye," I said. "Thank you, Dylan, for helping us," said Fluttershy. "Yeah, it was nothing," I said. "Oh, what does this button do?" said Pinkie, randomly and suddenly. Before I could say anything, there was a massive flash of light, and they were gone. "Wow. That was slightly anti-climatic. I hope that they'll be ok," I said. "Yeah, it would be a shame if something happened to them. And yeah, that was fairly anti-climatic," Scott Black said. "Well, we should probably clean up any messes that were made back at the house. "Yeah. Who knows what kind of messes were made last night," he said. "Oh, you also can't remember anything?" I asked. "I don't think anybody remembers anything," he said. "Although, I think it had something to do with Fluttershy, and maybe Truth or Dare." "Oh god, Truth or Dare?" I asked. "In the movies, that game is always dangerous." "Yeah, but come on, as if anything bad happened," he said. I laughed. "Yeah. Hopefully they never got to my bio lab. Just think of the power that Pinkie would have if she got anything from there," I said. "Oh we would all be so screwed," said Scott. "Maybe. You can never really tell with Pinkie," I responded. The StartMy day started out fairly normal. I was making pancakes for the color run at the Santa Fe downs, when I suddenly had an odd feeling, like something that wasn't supposed to be there was there. I wondered what it could have been, but then I got back to making pancakes. Much later after the color run, and after the colored dust was rained down on the runners, I had the same feeling, only this time, it was coupled with the feeling of being watch. I started looking around, and then saw someone staring directly at me. The first thing that I noticed was that she was female, and kind of attractive. She was wearing a white tank top, and a green skirt with three butterflies on it. She was slightly familiar, but I couldn't tell from where. When she noticed me staring at her, she started blushing. I started going towards her, and when I did, she started towards me too. When we got to each other, I asked "Where you in the color run?" "Was that what it was?" she asked. "Yeah. So were you in the color run?" I asked. "No, I was not." "That explains why your clothes aren't stained, but what about your hair? Is that natural?" "Yes. I was wondering if you could help me with something?" "Ok. But why me? Is there a specific reason?" "Probably because of your rainbow colored skin, but other than that, I've kind of got a feeling that you could help me." "Ok. First of all, this is just dust, not my actual skin color and second of all, what do you need help with?" "Oh, my bad. Back to the point. Oh, how do I explain this? Where's Twilight when you need her?." "Twilight? As in Twilight Sparkle?" I asked, needing to satisfy my inner brony. "Yes, actually. How did you know that?" she said nervously. As she said that, I started making a mental check list. Pink hair, check. Sudden shyness, check. I was talking to Fluttershy. "Don't worry, Fluttershy, I'm not going to hurt you." "You know my name to?" she asked, getting noticeable more nervous. "Yes. Again, I'm not going to hurt you." "How do you know my name?" "You exist in a TV show in this world. She stopped moving. I raised my hand to my head and asked my space/time continuum expert personality, Scott Black, "Did I just break the space/time continuum?" He responded, "No, don't worry, you didn't break anything." "Oh, good." I said. "Um, what are you doing?" "I've got Multiple Personality Disorder. Just asking one of them something." "Ok. Anyway, could you please help me?" "Sure," I said. "Fortunately, my parents are on a vacation, and my brother is at college." Epilogue Epilogue The white light finally stopped, and they were able to open there eyes. "Pinkie, why did you press it!" yelled Twilight. "Hey, at least we're back in our own world," Pinkie responded. "What?" Twilight looked around and relised that she was right. "Wow, we really are back in our own world," said Twilight, amazed. "Well, that was a mighty exiting adventure," said Applejack. "Yes. Do you think something like that might happen again?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "I hope so. Dylan was nice," said Fluttershy. "Yeah. Especially to you, dear," said Rarity. Fluttershy started blushing. "Hey, he was as nice to me as he was to any of you," she said. "By the way, what did you two do when the rest of us fell asleep?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I don't know, I ended up taking the pill too," said Fluttershy. "Are you sure, or do you just not want to tell us? I mean come on, I know you like him," said Rarity. "What? I did take the pill, and was it really that obvious?" asked Fluttershy, her blush deepening. "Leave the poor girl alone. Just be glad that we were able to got home safe," said Applejack. "Good point. Pinkie, you brought something from that world, didn't you?" asked Sunset Shimmer, sounding a little nervous. "Yes," said Pinkie, slyly. "What does it do?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I don't know," said Pinkie. "I just took it because it looked cool." She took out a glass bottle with a liquid that was a green/gold color. "Oh, wow. That does look nice," said Rarity. "Well, ah should probably go. The rest of ma family are probably fairly worried," said Applejack. "Oh, good point. We should all probably go now," said Pinkie. "Oh my god, my animals!" Fluttershy yelled as she started running towards her cottage/animal shelter. "Well, bye guys," said Sunset Shimmer. As the girls said their good byes and made their ways home, the setting sun seemed to glow kind of blue, as if foreshadowing something.
Blinded by the Light"So, is there anyone specific you wanted to go after first?" I asked. We where at my house much later and we had already eaten lunch. "Also, how did you get here? If you have a way to travel through the multiverse, I have got to know what it is!" "Actually, I'm the only one that's here currently. The others will probably appear at random places, at random times," Fluttershy said. "Seriously? How will we know when they appear?" I asked "I'm pretty sure we'll know that when it happens," Fluttershy said. Suddenly, a super bright light appeared and we where blinded. I thought "Wow, never thought that I would be blinded by a rainbow. When my eyes started working again, I saw a small fire that had started, and strangely, it looked like a fiery rainbow. "Ahh! Fire!" I yelled. I started to look for the fire extinguisher, but then realized that I didn't know if we had one. So I just filled a bucket with water and dumped it on the strange rainbow fire. When it died down, I realized that there was a girl at the center. Even stranger, she didn't look burned, at all. I relised that it was Rainbow Dash. She was wearing a rainbow colored dress, and had a shirt with the rainbow lighting bolt on it. "Definitely Rainbow Dash." I said. "How can you tell?" asked Fluttershy. "Mostly because of the rainbow colored hair, and partially because of the fire being rainbow colored. That's fairly hard to miss. Is that a natural hair color, by the way?" "Yes. Is it not common in this world?" "No." Suddenly Rainbow Dash gasped and sat up. After a couple of seconds she started looking around. "Where am I? Who are you? Is that you, Fluttershy?" she said. "My name is Dylan, that is Fluttershy, and you are in a parallel universe." I said. "Why am I finding that hard to believe?" Rainbow Dash said. "You get used to it after a while." said Fluttershy. "Does anyone else know we're here? Also, are we the only here, or are some of the others here?" "No, none of the others are here yet, and I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that knows your here. I pretty sure that this is going to go like the beginning of the Hobbit. Except there aren't 13 of you, and your not dwarfs," I said. "Are you calling us dwarfs!?!?" challenged Rainbow Dash. "No, no I am not calling you dwarfs. Please don't take everything I say as an offense, ok?" I said. "One important question." Rainbow Dash said. "Where's the bathroom?" "There's one right there." "Ok. Thank you." "Also, cool rainbow skin." "My skin isn't this color, it's just dust." "Oh, sorry." "Don't worry, Fluttershy made the same mistake."
How did you get here?"So, do you know how you got here?" I said. "No. Twilight probably knows how we did, though," said Fluttershy. "Are you absolutely sure you don't know? Because having the ability to travel across the multiverse would be awesome!" I said "I've got to agree, that would be pretty cool," said Rainbow Dash. "But, your taking the fact that we're from another universe pretty well," said Rainbow Dash. "So is Fluttershy on the fact that your from a TV show," I said. "What?" "Yeah, I'd rather if all of you where here so I could explain it without having to repeat it, ok?" "Ok, that sounds fair enough. But how are we going to know if anyone else shows up?" "I will be able to tell. Trust me. I'm psychic." "So you're like Pinkie." "Are you saying that because of her pinkie sense?" "Yes." "Understandable. And yes, like Pinkie, in a way. The only major difference is gender, I don't have hair like her, and I don't break the forth wall. I will explain what the forth wall is later, when everybody is here, ok?" "Ok, sounds fair enough. One more question. What's your name?" "My name is Dylan." "Dylan, what is this?" said Fluttershy. She was holding my computer, which had a bunch of shipfics about her and the rest of the Humane 7. "Ohhhhhh. I was really hoping you wouldn't find out about these, I said. "Why? What is it?" asked Rainbow Dash. "A bunch of shipfics about you and the rest of the girls. Please don't tell them about these when they get here. I didn't wright them, ok, but I really don't want to have to explain the shipfics to them," I said. "Well, what are they?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Just so you won't ask again, they are basically romance stories of you and your friends." "Why?" asked Fluttershy, as she started to blush. "Because some of you get so much good shiping fuel. Plus, some of you are just so easy to ship, ok?" "Ok, I can see why you don't want to have to tell the others about this," said Rainbow Dash. "Exactly. Although, I've got a feeling that Pinkie is somehow going to know. She somehow knows everything, and breaks pretty much all of the natural laws of everything." "Yeah. That is true."
Party Time?"So, let me guess," I said. "You two don't know when any of the others will show up, right?" "That's right. Why?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I have Multiple Personality Disorder. It's super rare, and some of the other girls might be able to make some of the other personalities take control. Is Sunset Shimmer coming?" I asked. "Possible. I have never heard of that disorder. Do Fluttershy or I bring out a personality?" "Both of you almost do, but I have pretty good control of them. But if Sunset Shimmer comes, she might be able to activate the worst one of all." "What's this personality's name?" asked Fluttershy. "I'd rather not say. Too much of a risk of waking him up. And before either of you ask, Fluttershy, you almost bring out my animal loving, shy personality, Joey. Rainbow Dash, you almost bring out really competitive personality, Snape. And Pinkie might be able to bring out my painful prankster personality, Kaos, or one of my other personalities, Snackintosh. And please, don't ask about the names. Fortunately, there are no other personalities that could be activated be them. At lest not that I know of," I said. Suddenly, a bright pink fire burst into existence right in front of me. It was then that I also realized that it radiated heat. Unfortunately, when I relised that, my clothes lit up with the pink flames. It took me a couple of seconds to register that and then I felt the pain. "Ahhhhh!!!! Frick!" I yelled. I thought to what they taught us in school, and started to do the stop, drop, and roll thing. Fortunately, that did the trick. Unfortunately, all of my clothes had pretty much burned up. I grabed the nearest thing I could, which was a pillow, to use as a cover up. "Jesus. Turn around at least, will you?" I said. "Sorry," whispered a deepening Fluttershy, as they both started turning. I got to my room as fast as I could, and got into some good clothes. As I opened the door to get back to the fire, I ran into Pinkie. She was wearing a pink skirt with three balloons on it, and a pink and white colored shirt. "Hi, Dylan," she said. "Did Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash tell you that that was my name?" I asked. "Nope. Just a hunch. Sorry about setting your clothes on fire. By the way, why isn't your skin damaged from the fire?" "Yeah, its ok. I'm guessing the dust I'm covered in must be fire resistant. At least you haven't brought out Kaos." "Multiple Personality Disorder?" "Yes. Don't ask." "Not going to ask you." "What is that supposed to mean?" I asked, suddenly very suspicious. But I didn't get an answer. After I had asked that, Pinkie snapped her fingers, I gasped, and out came Kaos. "Are you Kaos?" Pinkie asked. "Yes. Are you wanting to start some kind of prank war?" asked Kaos. "No. I just wanted to see if I could activate you like that," Pinkie said. "Activate me like what?" asked Kaos, suspicious of some kind of prank. "Like this," Pinkie said as she snapped her fingers. Kaos gasped, and i had control of the body again. "What did you do?" I asked. "I just talked to Kaos. He's nice." Pinkie replied. "Please, however you did that, don't do it again. Especially around Fluttershy. I don't want her to get hurt by one of Kaos's pranks. They can be extremely deadly." "Ok. What about your chef personality? Can I activate him?" "No, and do I want to know how you know that?" "Probably not." "Fair enough. Am I going to have to explain everything I did to Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to you?" "Nope. I already know all the stuff you told them." "How? Are you psychic?" "Nope. It's a form of Pinkie sense." "Ok. I probably should have guessed." "Yep." And with that, we went downstairs to the other girls. "It would appear that we just have to wait for the others to show up, although Fluttershy didn't appear to me as a fire. As they say, twice a coincident, 3 times a pattern."
Unexpected stuff"So, um, do we have any plans on what we're going to eat," asked Fluttershy, in a soft-ish voice. It was getting dark, and I think we all were getting a bit hungry. "I don't know. Is there anything specific you were think of?" I asked. "Not really." "Ok. Everyone, listen up please. The rule of the kitchen is this: you call dibs on something, no one else take it. Got that everyone?" Everyone nodded in agreement. "Ok, good, but don't eat to much. We are going to be using the fire pit to roast marshmallows for s'mores. Does anyone object to that?" I asked. Fortunately, nobody objected, because s'mores are awesome. A while later, after everyone had eaten, and I had gotten the fire stared up, I started asking Pinkie some questions about how they had gotten here. "So Pinkie, are you able to tell how you got here with your pinkie sense?" I asked. "One of Twilight's experiments malfunctioned, and we were all sent here," she responded. "Sounds like one of Scott's inventions. Before you ask, he is a the most brilliant genius that the world has never known. Before you ask about that, he keeps all of his inventions secret, with secret entrance's. For example, the bathroom right there has an entrance to an teleporter to a base in a lake near Santa Fe's government building. It has tons of cool robots. My parents closet has a bunch of hidden hi-tech futuristic weapons. There are tons of others that I would normally say, but the list is to long." I said. "Is this teleporter safe?" asked Fluttershy. "Relatively safe. It always has the chance of turning you completely inside out, and trust me, it is not pretty. It works kind of like alchemy. And yes, I have been practiceing alchemy." I said. "Woah. So you can bring people to life?" asked Rainbow Dash. "No. It's to dangerous." I said. "Why?"Rainbow Dash asked. "The alchemy law of equal exchange doesn't work like that." I said sadly. "Trust me, I know from experience. However, I am able to change the shape of certain parts. As long as it stays within the laws. And if you don't mind a bit of pain." "So, you can create bodies, maybe for your personalities?" "I haven't actual thought of that yet. And a body is fairly easy to make, and the things needed at also fairly easy to find. All I really need to do then is make the body, and somehow put a personality into it. Hang on a sec, I think I heard something." We all waited for about a minute, and then I said "Nah, nevermind." "So where are we going to sleep?" asked Pinkie. "Oh, I didn't think of that. Um, there is my brothers room, my parents room, and my room. Who wants which? Also, my parents have a king sized bed. "I'll take your brother's room!" said Pinkie. "I don't really care," said Fluttershy. "I'll take your parents room!" said Rainbow Dash. "Looks like you've got my room, Fluttershy," I said. "Ok. Where are you going to sleep?" Fluttershy asked. "I'm probably going to sleep on the couch." I said I started cleaning up, I heard someone new say, "Where am ah?" I turned around and relised that it could only be Applejack. She was wearing a mostly white and green tank top, and what looked like a denim skirt. "Applejack, right?" I asked. "How do you know that?" she asked. "You exist in a TV show in this world. And I would much rather explain that later, when all of you are here," I said. Suddenly, in a very quick movement, Pinkie got Applejacks hat and put it on my head. I was about to ask her what she was doing when I gasped, and a new personality activated. "Why hello there, ladies," he said in an Australian accent. "My names Manty Lobo." "Is that s'posed to happen?" asked Applejack. "Yes. I knew it! I hope that is a new personality," said Pinkie. Applejack then snatched her hat from my/his head, he gasped, and I returned. "New personality. Nice. What's his name, and does he have some kind of accent?" I asked. "Manty Lobo, and an Australian accent, said Rainbow Dash. "Nice. Always wanted a personality like that. By the way Applejack, my names Dylan. You can have the rest of my parents bed," I said. "What do you mean by the rest of it?" asked Applejack. "Yeah, Rainbow Dash has half and you have half," I said. "So me and Rainbow Dash will be sharing a bed?" she asked. "Yeah. Unless one of you want to sleep on the floor," I said. And with that, we headed to the beds. I got my PJ's, but while I was putting them on, I heard a small yell of surprise from Applejack. "What's going on?" I asked as I rushed into their room. When I noticed the unconscious body on the floor I said, "Nevermind." The other girls came running in a couple seconds later. Fluttershy screamed in fear. "I think its Rarity," Applejack said. It sure seemed like Rarity. She was wearing a white shirt and purple dress with three diamonds on it. "Wow. That was quick. All that's left are Twilight and maybe Sunset Shimmer. Man, five people showing up from another universe in the same day? I hope the government doesn't find out about this. Well, I'm going to sleep. Good night." Meanwhile, somewhere in area fifty one, some government agents were meeting. "It was definitely a massive spike of interdimensinal travel. We should really check it out," 1 said. "Yes, we should, but what about the other stuff we were supposed to do?" asked 2. "Screw that, if we do this successfully, we will definitely get promoted," said 3. "I agree with 3. Plus, things could get dangerous for the civilians," said 4. "Good point," said 2. "Lets do this!" 3 and 4 shouted.
Things just keep getting stranger and strangerI was awoken by Pinkie shaking me awake. "What is this?" she asked me, holding out out a pizza slice. "Pizza," I said sleepily. "What cheeses were used in it?" she asked, desperately. "Oh, that's what you mean. Most people think that it is a culinary impossibility, but no, it is a culinary improbability. What you are holding in your hands, is the legendary 99-cheese pizza!" I said. Pinkie gasped. "99!?!? What is the recipe?" she asked, sounding incredibly desperate and slightly sexy, for some reason. She starting to toy with her shirt for some reason. "You wouldn't be able to cook it. You cooking skills would need to be at the max," I said. "Please tell me! I'll even flash you if you give me the recipe." "Please don't do that." "I know you want Fluttershy to do that." "That's different. At least she's attractive. And I'm not saying that your not, ok?" "So you are crushing on her!" said Pinkie in a crazed voice. "Hey, not so loud, please. Also, is it that obvious?" I asked. "You made it kind of obvious," she said. "What? What are you talking about?" I asked "Wait, how much do you remember of last night?" "Rarity appeared, and then I went to sleep." "Dang it! The one time it works." "The one time what works? And why dang it?" "Something I made that would erase your memories. And I had wanted to know what you did to Fluttershy last night when the rest of us were going to sleep." "Wait, what else did I do?" "Not important." "Did anyone else appear?" "Wow, you really don't remember. Yes, Twilight and Sunset Shimmer." "I missed their fire's. Dang it, both would have been interesting." "They were." "Let me guess, Sunset Shimmer's was basically bacon colored." "Yep." "Dang it." I got up to go to the kitchen for some food, when I relised that there was someone already there. Judging by the hair, it was Sunset Shimmer. She was wearing a black jacket, a purple shirt, and an orange dress. "Wow. Pinkie wasn't kidding, or hallucinating. You really are here," I said. "What? Wait, Pinkie what did you do?" Sunset Shimmer . "It was something I made," Pinkie said slyly. "You raided the medicine cabinets again, didn't you?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Fine. Yes I did." "You went thru the medicine cabinet? Are you sure it was just the one that makes me forget?" I asked urgently. "Meh, I'm pretty sure," Pinkie said. "You don't sound to sure. But, I can deal with that later. So, Sunset Shimmer, what happened last night?" I asked. Sunset Shimmer giggled. "You mean, you really don't remember what happened last night?" she asked. "Not a clue. Why? Isn't it obvious?" I asked. "Not really, and considering what happened last night, I thought that you would remember what happened for years to come," she said. "Definitely," agreed Pinkie. "Whatever. I can grill you guys later," I said just as an alarm started ringing. "What's that supposed to mean?" asked Twilight. "Agh! Where did you come from? Whatever, doesn't matter. That alarm means that someone is coming onto the houses property with weapons of some sort. Probably guns. We need to get the rest of the girls, and teleport out of here. To which base, I'm not sure. Except for my biology lab. Definitely not there," I said. "Oh definitely not that one. It sounds so creepy. Although, maybe I could help with your animals there," said Fluttershy. I hadn't even seen or heard her coming. "Ok, good, your awake. Wait, I told you about my biology lab?" I asked. "Yeah. You told everyone," she said. "Man, what did I do last night?" I asked. "We should probably tell you that later," Pinkie said. "Ok, now go get the rest of the girls, and I'll ready the teleporter," I said. "Ok," said the already awake girls. "Where is the teleporter, anyway?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "In the bathroom right there. Now go," I said as I pointed. As the other girls went to go and wake the sleepers, I started getting the teleporter ready, which was actually pretty easy. The machine the made the teleporter was inside the tank of the toilet. Suddenly, there was a ton of crashing upstairs, and since the teleporter was ready, I had to help. I ran upstairs, and found a bunch of government agents trying to take the girls down. One of them was calling in an air lift, which I could see thru a hill in the roof. So I did what every other sane person would do, and grabed the nearest thing I could grab, which, for some reason, a wrench. Probably Pinkie related , I thought. I swung it at the nearest agent, who just so happened to be holding Sunset Shimmer. With a definite crack, he let go of her. "Thank you. I'm sorry, but we don't have time to save the others," said Sunset Shimmer, just as the other agents started to take notice. "Come on, the teleporter is ready," I said, and we started running to the bathroom. Fortunately, the other agents were to surprised by my appearance that we got there with no problem. Fortunately, I had already set it to where to go: my base new the Santa Fe government building. They were probably going to take the girls there, which was fortunate. As the teleporter appeared, Sunset Shimmer asked, " Where are we going?" "A place I hoped I never had to go," I said as I jumped inside.
Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria The portal deposited me and Sunset Shimmer in a place that Scott Black had built only as a fail-safe. The bad was in a lake near the Santa Fe government building, and had all sorts of weapons that had massive amounts of power, but there was only one that could help us. It had never been tested before, and I didn't even need the test to be able to tell you that it was extremely dangerous. It was a creation that had taken Scott Black/me a long time to build and program. The base itself had taken a while, but the machine had taken even longer. Plus, it is insanely hard to build a base near a government building without them noticing. "So, what exactly is in here?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Multiple things, but the thing that we're looking for is that," I said, as I pointed towards a giant robot. It basically looked like a steampunk Zozobra, except all of his limbs were movable. "Wow. How long did did it take you to build that?" she asked. "About a year. And that's including the time it took me to program it.," I responded. "Wow. That must have taken some serious skills," Sunset Shimmer said. "Yeah, it did. But enough with the chit chat. We have some people to save," I said. We went to the robot, and started our ascent. Fortunately, when I built it, I made a lot of the parts hollow, so that I could get to the head, aka command center, faster. When we got there, I turned to Sunset Shimmer. "Ok, I'm going to need your help strapping me in," I said. "What do you mean, strapping you in?" she asked, sounding uneasy, which was good, because this thing was seriously O.P. But of course, stuff that's O.P comes at a price. This things price would be my brain getting "merged", if you will to the robot. It may sound like something out of an episode of Doctor Who, and it pretty much is supposed to sound like that. Doctor Who is awesome. But back to the point, this would be insanely dangerous, and if the merge was successful, who knows if I come back the same? And then there's the possibility of me not being able to return to my body, and being trapped in this until it runs out of battery, which would take a while. "See that chair with the thing that looks like a spaghetti drainer? I'm going to need you to put that on my head after I've been strapped onto the chair, and flip the switch," I said. "Is that safe?" she asked. "Not sure. Lets find out," I said, grimly. The only thing I thought when the thing was activated was, "This ended up hurting a lot less then I thought it would." When she flipped the switch, however, that was a completely different matter. There was a massive amount of pain, then I blacked out for (hopefully) a couple of seconds. Except I was the robot. It had successfully worked! That was a new. Usually, Scott Black's inventions blew up, or something like that. As I was looking at the body I was now inhabiting, I heard Sunset Shimmer in my head, which kind of freaked me out for a bit. "Oh my god, are you ok?" she was saying when I finally answered. "Yeah, I'm good. This is pretty cool though," I said. Almost instantly, there was screaming. "What? What happened? Did something happen to my body?" I said, starting to freak out a bit. "Oh god, are you speaking thru the robot?" "In a sense. This thing has a ton of fairly advanced coding, ok?" "Oh, wow. That is insane," she said. "Keep hanging out with me, and you'll see some even stranger stuff," I said. "But enough with the chit-chat, we have some people to save."
The Final BattleThe only thing I had to use were the thrusters and the GPS to find and get to where the other girls were, even though it was kind of obvious were they were taken. The government will pretty much always take something new to a containment thing, mostly because the government thinks that anything new and extraterrestrial are dangerous. I started to randomly think about Iron Man, and started to play the song using speakers that were implanted in the head. "What is that?" asked a slightly freaking out Sunset Shimmer. "Don't worry, it's a good song that totally matches the situation. Plus, you try doing this and not feel like Iron Man," I said. "Who is Iron Man, anyway?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Superhero with a deadly heart condition, and uses a suit made of iron to help the police," I said. "Ok. Definitely interesting. By the way, how long is it going to take to get where ever it is that we're going," she asked "About 7 minutes. By the way, there's a computer somewhere around there. You may as well use it until we get there," I said. "Oh. Ok, thank you," she replied. After about a minute, she said "Found it. Is that me?" "One sec," I said. I brought the image up the my eye and looked at the screen saver. It was some cool fan art that I had found a while ago, and decided to use it as the screen saver. "Yes, that is you. But how did that get there? I've never used this computer before," I said. "That's because your computer account was in your subconscious when you strapped into this thing," said Scott. "Oh, that makes sense," I said. "Who are you talking to?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Scott Black. Oh look, we're there," I said. Already, I could see some guards sounding some kind of alarm. "Who are you, and what do you want?" someone using a megaphone asked. "The name isn't important. I come in peace. Just release the extra-dimensional people that you have captured, and I don't have to hurt anyone," I said. "We aren't giving you them until we know more about them," he said. "Really? Except for the pink haired one, none of them are dangerous," I said. "Which pink haired one? There are 2," he asked. "Both of them. The one the is really shy is actually even more dangerous. Please, don't make her angry, ok? Also, their pretty much exactly like us, except for the hair," I said. "Whatever. Leave now, or we will be forced to shoot," he said. "Do it," I challenged. "Ok," he said. "Fire!" Tons of bullets started bouncing of off my suit. "Cease fire!" he roared. "Impressive, right?" I asked. "Definitely. What is that thing made of?" he asked. "Not important. You ready to hand them over yet?" I asked. "No. The only way that you will get them back is by destroying this place," he said. "Please. That would be easy. Except I have hacks," I said mischievously. "Sunset Shimmer, I've got their location, and I'll teleport you when you're ready," I said. "Wait, what?" asked an Sunset Shimmer at the same time the army dude did. To late. I had already teleported her. "Um, what did you just do?" asked the director (at least, I thought he was director). "Not much. You'll see. By the way, what should I call you?" I asked. "Just call me 1," he said. "Ok, thank you," I said. Coincidently, I could feel that Sunset Shimmer was done freeing the others. So I teleported them back up to inside my head. A few second later, 1 was answering a call. "What do you mean, they aren't there?" he yelled. "What just happened?" squeaked a freaked out Fluttershy. "Don't worry, your safe," I said. "Who are you talking too?" asked 1. "The girls that I just teleported to the inside of my head," I said. "Oh. READY THE HEAVY ARTILLERY!!!!" he yelled thru the megaphone. "Twilight, start working on a portal. The tech in there is pretty advanced," I said, as I got ready for some extreme doge ball. "Be prepared for some sudden movements, and please keep all arms and legs inside the vehicles at all times," I said, not able to resist a bit of humor. It was then that the shots were fired. The only thing that I was able to do was doge them. That went on for a few minutes. "Twilight, how long is it going to take?" I asked as I dogged some missiles Matrix style. "Not too long, but if you could stop moving around like that, it would take even less time," she said. "Ok. I'll see what I can do," I said, with an idea already forming. The next missile that came at me, I grabed and flung it back from wens it came. The explosion was pretty big, and took out the launchers at its sides, which was a bonus. I kept doing that until there were none left. "Do you surrender now?" I asked, challengingly. "We will hunt you down! When you least expect it to!" "I'll look forward to that. Twilight, how soon?" I asked. "Pretty close," she responded. "Ok, prepare for turbulence," I said. "What?" was all she was able to say before I took off. "This thing is able to fly?" yelled Pinkie. "Don't try to hack the system, Pinkie. You could accidentally kill us all," I warned. "Oh. Dang it," said Pinkie. "Ok, I've got it ready," said Twilight. "Ok, don't start it now. It could drain the battery completely," I said. "Ok, good plan," she said.
The ReturnA while later, after I had landed the machine back in to its port, I asked, "Ok, can someone please unhook me from this?" "Isn't that going to be dangerous?" asked Twilight. "I was plugged into this thing, and I'm still ok," I said. "Ok, good point," Twilight responded. Next thing I know, there was a massive amount of pain, and I was back in my own body. "Oh god, I forgot how painfully that was," I said. "YOUR STILL ALIVE!" Fluttershy pretty much screamed before latching onto me. "Hey, I'm going to be ok. You didn't need to start hugging me," I said. Although I wasn't complaining. She was good looking. "Oh, god, sorry," she said, a blush starting to appear. "It's ok. Twilight, it's ready, right?" I asked. "Yeah. Everyone, surround the chair," she said. "So, how does it work?" I asked. "Not important," she said. "Let me guess, you don't trust me with that knowledge, right?" I asked. "That is only partially true," she said. "The other reason is that I doubt that any of your personality's could understand it," she said. "Oh please. Scott Black has figured out time travel," I said. "Really?" asked Twilight, clearly amazed. "Yeah, you just have to go a certain speed to do it," I said. "Whatever. Girls, are you ready?" she asked. "Yeah," they coursed. "Well, bye," I said. "Thank you, Dylan, for helping us," said Fluttershy. "Yeah, it was nothing," I said. "Oh, what does this button do?" said Pinkie, randomly and suddenly. Before I could say anything, there was a massive flash of light, and they were gone. "Wow. That was slightly anti-climatic. I hope that they'll be ok," I said. "Yeah, it would be a shame if something happened to them. And yeah, that was fairly anti-climatic," Scott Black said. "Well, we should probably clean up any messes that were made back at the house. "Yeah. Who knows what kind of messes were made last night," he said. "Oh, you also can't remember anything?" I asked. "I don't think anybody remembers anything," he said. "Although, I think it had something to do with Fluttershy, and maybe Truth or Dare." "Oh god, Truth or Dare?" I asked. "In the movies, that game is always dangerous." "Yeah, but come on, as if anything bad happened," he said. I laughed. "Yeah. Hopefully they never got to my bio lab. Just think of the power that Pinkie would have if she got anything from there," I said. "Oh we would all be so screwed," said Scott. "Maybe. You can never really tell with Pinkie," I responded.
The StartMy day started out fairly normal. I was making pancakes for the color run at the Santa Fe downs, when I suddenly had an odd feeling, like something that wasn't supposed to be there was there. I wondered what it could have been, but then I got back to making pancakes. Much later after the color run, and after the colored dust was rained down on the runners, I had the same feeling, only this time, it was coupled with the feeling of being watch. I started looking around, and then saw someone staring directly at me. The first thing that I noticed was that she was female, and kind of attractive. She was wearing a white tank top, and a green skirt with three butterflies on it. She was slightly familiar, but I couldn't tell from where. When she noticed me staring at her, she started blushing. I started going towards her, and when I did, she started towards me too. When we got to each other, I asked "Where you in the color run?" "Was that what it was?" she asked. "Yeah. So were you in the color run?" I asked. "No, I was not." "That explains why your clothes aren't stained, but what about your hair? Is that natural?" "Yes. I was wondering if you could help me with something?" "Ok. But why me? Is there a specific reason?" "Probably because of your rainbow colored skin, but other than that, I've kind of got a feeling that you could help me." "Ok. First of all, this is just dust, not my actual skin color and second of all, what do you need help with?" "Oh, my bad. Back to the point. Oh, how do I explain this? Where's Twilight when you need her?." "Twilight? As in Twilight Sparkle?" I asked, needing to satisfy my inner brony. "Yes, actually. How did you know that?" she said nervously. As she said that, I started making a mental check list. Pink hair, check. Sudden shyness, check. I was talking to Fluttershy. "Don't worry, Fluttershy, I'm not going to hurt you." "You know my name to?" she asked, getting noticeable more nervous. "Yes. Again, I'm not going to hurt you." "How do you know my name?" "You exist in a TV show in this world. She stopped moving. I raised my hand to my head and asked my space/time continuum expert personality, Scott Black, "Did I just break the space/time continuum?" He responded, "No, don't worry, you didn't break anything." "Oh, good." I said. "Um, what are you doing?" "I've got Multiple Personality Disorder. Just asking one of them something." "Ok. Anyway, could you please help me?" "Sure," I said. "Fortunately, my parents are on a vacation, and my brother is at college."
Epilogue Epilogue The white light finally stopped, and they were able to open there eyes. "Pinkie, why did you press it!" yelled Twilight. "Hey, at least we're back in our own world," Pinkie responded. "What?" Twilight looked around and relised that she was right. "Wow, we really are back in our own world," said Twilight, amazed. "Well, that was a mighty exiting adventure," said Applejack. "Yes. Do you think something like that might happen again?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "I hope so. Dylan was nice," said Fluttershy. "Yeah. Especially to you, dear," said Rarity. Fluttershy started blushing. "Hey, he was as nice to me as he was to any of you," she said. "By the way, what did you two do when the rest of us fell asleep?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I don't know, I ended up taking the pill too," said Fluttershy. "Are you sure, or do you just not want to tell us? I mean come on, I know you like him," said Rarity. "What? I did take the pill, and was it really that obvious?" asked Fluttershy, her blush deepening. "Leave the poor girl alone. Just be glad that we were able to got home safe," said Applejack. "Good point. Pinkie, you brought something from that world, didn't you?" asked Sunset Shimmer, sounding a little nervous. "Yes," said Pinkie, slyly. "What does it do?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I don't know," said Pinkie. "I just took it because it looked cool." She took out a glass bottle with a liquid that was a green/gold color. "Oh, wow. That does look nice," said Rarity. "Well, ah should probably go. The rest of ma family are probably fairly worried," said Applejack. "Oh, good point. We should all probably go now," said Pinkie. "Oh my god, my animals!" Fluttershy yelled as she started running towards her cottage/animal shelter. "Well, bye guys," said Sunset Shimmer. As the girls said their good byes and made their ways home, the setting sun seemed to glow kind of blue, as if foreshadowing something.
