The ressurection of rappers
The resurrection of rappers
In Ponyville
Twilight, a purple unicorn, was happily jumping around the library in excitement.
Spike, a purple dragon with green spikes, just raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"What's up, Twilight?" Asked the dragon, in his raspy voice.
"There is this spell I need to use! It's new! Celestia discovered an old book, buried under Canterlot, it has spells that Celestia can't preform! I can't wait to use this!" Said Twilight all in one breath.
'Oh great, we have a purple pinkie pie' Thought the dragon rolling his eyes.
"So, Spike, you want to help me out?" Asked Twilight, looking at him with puppy eyes.
"Yeah, I guess" Said Spike. "It beats cleaning up books, at least"
"OK!!!" Shouted Twilight, so out of character that for a second Spike thought she was a changeling.
'Nah, a changeling wouldn't care about a book anyways' Thought Spike.
"Ok, now all I have to do is....." Began Twilight charging up her horn.
In Thug Mansion
Tupac was currently beating the shit outta a Crip that disrespected him.
"Fuckin' Crab ass Motherfucka! FUCKIN' OUTLAWZ FO' LIFE, NIGGA!" Shouted Tupac.
"Ayo, Nigga you gon' fight any Motherfucka, then it's me" Said another Crip.
"Yeah, you can't fuck wit us fool!" Came another one's voice.
"Yeah, we gon fuck you slobz up!" Said another one.
"Awwww, hell no, ain't nobody got time fo dat" Said Tupac pulling out his gun and cold smoking they ass.
"Shit, dis nigga ain't playin'" Said a Crip.
"Shit nigga, go get Biggie, go get Biggie!" Said a Crip bleeding on the floor.
'Shit, Biggie, looks like dat fat bitch is still around, well, I gon fuck his ass up!' Thought Tupac before he shot the Crip on the floor.
"Fuckin' slob ass nigga" Was the last thing the gangbagin' crip said befo' gettin' killed.
"Motherfucka, I ain't playin' yo lil' fakeass shit dawg, I'm gon' fuck you up!" Shouted Tupac.
"Ayo, Leave my homies alone, Pac" Said Biggie as he pulled out a gun. "Yo fight is wit me"
"Shit, nigga, my fight is wit each one of you niggaz, but do you mean, you want to die first?" Asked Tupac.
"Hah, jokes on you slob ass nigga, were already dead" Said Biggie pulling out his gun.
He pointed his gun at biggie. "Wait a sec, nigga"
"What is it?" Asked Biggie.
"Why dafuq we be fightin'?" Asked Tupac.
"Colours nigga, colours" Replied Biggie.
"Shit, fuck red and fuck blue, let's go and get a KFC dawg, wut do u say?" Asked Tupac.
"Fo Sho' my nigga" Said Biggie.
"Aight, my nigga" Said Tupac.
"Ayo, my nigga there's just one problem" Said Biggie.
"Dat is?" Asked Tupac.
"WE AIN'T GOT ANY KFC UP IN HERE!" Shouted Biggie.
"Oh shit you right!" Shouted Tupac.
"What do we do my nigga, I need mo sugar fo my fat ass" Said Biggie.
"Bullet to the brain!" Replied Tupac as he put a bullet in his brain.
Biggie quickly followed in pursuit and shot himself.
"Well, shit, I might as well join they bitch ass!" Said Eazy-E before shooting himself.
Back in Ponyville
Tupac awoke, to find his surroundings not as a mansion of thugs all hangin' out and beating they asses up, but as in a place with....pastel coloured ponies surrounding him.
"Were dafuq am I at yo?" Asked Tupac to himself.
"Please do not, curse and you are in Equestria" Said a blue pony.
"SHIT IT'S BLUE IT BE A CRIP!" Shouted Tupac before reaching out for his gun. He pointed it at her but when he pulled back the trigger the clip was empty. "Oh shit! I gotta run, nigga, run! EVERY NIGGA FO HIMSELF!!!" Shouted Tupac running down a street.
In Canterlot
Biggie opened his eyes.
"Dafuq am I?" He wondered.
He realised that he was surrounded by loads of red and white ponies.
"Shit....WHY IS THEY ASSES WEARIN RED?!" He screamed.
"Excuse me, would you please be quiet and stop wearing such ugly blue clothes" Said a posh red pony.
"Bitch please! I got swag, you hasn't you'se just a bitch!" Shouted Biggie.
"How dare, you!" She said.
"Oh, yeah and wut is yo punk ass goin' to do?" Biggie asked.
"I am not a punk you....you...ugly fat thing" Said the pony.
He had enough of it.
"I AM GOIN' TO KILL YO UGLY ASS! BUT FIRST......Could yo ass tell me where the closest KFC is?" Asked Biggie.
"....K...F...wha?" Asked the pony.
"JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN EAT SOME CHICKEN!!!" Shouted Biggie, obviously pissed.
".......We don't eat......chicken" Said the pony.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Biggie running away from them as much as his fat ass could, so basically he was like a grandma jogging for the first time.
"........Did I say something wrong?" Asked the pony.
The other ponies just shrugged and continued their day like nothing happened.
In Twilights house...
Eazy-E woke up and saw the purple mare in front of him.
'Note to self, only sell weed, cuz if not then giant ass horses appear and rape you' Thought Eazy-E.
"Hey there mister, did my teleportation spell fry you....because you look kinda crispy?" Asked Twilight in concern.
"You racist bitch. I got my midget powers!!! TAKE THIS!" Said Eazy-E pulling out a gun, but finding out it was empty. 'Nigga what?'
"Umm....I'm not a female dog and you're hardly a midget, you're bigger then all of us and what is a racist?" Said Twilight.
"Aight, look I don't know, if you are gonna rape me or not but of you do please don't have AIDS! My midget dick as already been infected by dat shit!" Said Eazy-E.
"What the heck? I'm definitely not going to rape you and you are not a midget you are huge!" Said Twilight.
"Well, yeah of course, I am huge, I am the biggest nigga alive where I come from bitch!" Said Eazy-E, using the confused unicorn to his advantage by making her believe that he was the biggest person alive.
"I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A FEMALE DOG!" Shouted Twilight firing at beam at him, only missing by an inch.
"HOLY SHIT! MAH ASS ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A PURPLE JESUS!" Shouted Eazy-E.
"So...do you mind if I run a couple tests?" Asked Twilight.
"Why?" Asked Eazy-E.
"So I can help you get home, of course!" Said Twilight.
"Well....ok then I guess....just let me hit mah blunt, yo" Said Eazy-E.
"What's a blunt?" Asked Twilight.
"Dis iz a blunt" Said Eazy-E. "You want some girl?"
"......Well.....I guess I can't hurt me right?" Said Twilight.
2 Hours later
They was both laying on Twilight's bed talking about the shit they have been through in their lives.
"Shit, that was my story" Said Eazy-E.
"So, my brotha, yo ass got killed?" Asked Twilight.
"Fo sho! I gots killed by dat hoe wit AIDs" Said Eazy-E.
"Shit, you say yo ass gets tha hoes right?" Asked Twilight.
"Yeah why?" He asked.
She showed her pussy to Eazy-E.
"Show me"
Back with Tupac
"Shit nigga, dis place be crazy with gaurds tryin' arrest me and shit" Said Tupac. "OH SHIT HERE THEY ASS COME AGAIN! FUCK THA FIFO!"
"We don't mean any harm, the princess just wants to talk to you" Said the guard.
"Oh really? I'mma be pimpin' a princess tonight!" Shouted Tupac. "Take me to tha bitch"
"She isn't a dog" Said the guard raising an eyebrow.
"Well, no shit Sherlock, you stupid or wut?" Asked Tupac.
The guards eye was twitching and his mouth was open in awe at his stupidity.
"You know what....just forget it, I'll take you to the princess"
Back with Biggie
"Nigga feed me yo chicken!" Shouted Biggie smalls picking a yellow Pegasus by her throat.
"Please....let me go" Came the ponies reply.
"Not until I eat some chicken" Said Biggie.
A white bunny then jumped up and kicked Biggie in the dick.
"NIGGA!" He shouted, kicking the bunny across the room.
"ANGEL!" Shouted the pony breaking Biggie's arms.
"AHHHHHH!" Shouted Biggie. "What is your power level?"
The out of nowhere Vegeta appeared.
"IT'S OVER 9,000!" He shouted before getting shot to nothing by the ponies ki beam.
"Ohh....shit" Said Biggie.
"KA..ME...HA...ME..HA!!!" Shouted the yellow Pegasus.
"NIGGA NOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Biggie before the blast devoured him.
'If there is anything I regret, is that I didn't find KFC....' Thought Biggie as the blast was tearing him apart.
Back with Eazy motherfuckin' E
"Wow, you are amazing" Said Twilight as she laid beside Eazy-E. "Where did you learn dat from, bro?"
"Compton" Was his only reply before Luna appeared in the middle of the room.
"Twilight.....I...oh...oh my" Said Luna blushing.
"Sup Moon butt?" Asked Twilight, still high.
"I didn't remember you swearing like that" Said Luna looking disappointed.
"Nigga, you ain't know real swear words if it fucked you in the throat" Said Eazy-E taking another hit from the blunt.
"I....I have to send him back home" Said Luna.
"W...what? He was my only real friend" Said Twilight hugging Eazy.
".....I'm sorry Twilight....He must go" Said Luna before Eazy started fading his last word where.
"Fuck tha police, Nigga!"
Back with Tupac
"Is yo ass a princess?" Asked Tupac pointing at Celestia.
"Yes, human and now it is you're time to go" Sad Celestia.
"Wait what?" Asked Tupac before fading away like Eazy-E.
Back with Twilight
"Twilight you must understand, these thing are dangerous, they should not have seen us let alone sleep with us" Said Luna.
"What is dangerous?" Asked Big L standing there with weed in his mouth.
"Oh....shit not again" Whispered Luna.
