It's Twilight 's fault

by GOTSWAG

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 619

Twilight 's practicing opening portals but what happens when she opens it in the wrong dimension? Nutin good

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-03 23:21:26 UTC

They Arrived

Twilight Sparkle was practicing teleportation between dimensions, she almost had it.

However in an alternate universe 2 spartans (Halo) were chillin when 1 of their friends came in and said

"Bruh one of them grunts was talkin b*tch sh*t about my mama while on his mother*ckin ghost."

"What!! we gonna find dis n*gga oh yeah we gonna find dis n*gga when gon kill dis n*gga we GON

T-BAG ON DIS N*GGAAHH!!!"replied one of the Spartan thugs."H*'LL YEAH" replied the third.

They left talkin about how their gonna kill the grunt ,loaded with promethean, human and

Covenant weapons they climbed into the Warthog and drove away still discussing how their gonna

kill the grunt when they found him still riding his ghost "der he is" yelled the Spartan that was insulted. "Hey " yelled the driver

The grunt turned to face then when was only able to see gun barrels.

He swerved away from them trying to escape the Spartans however they followed the grunt.

They were gaining on him when we sharply swerved left the Spartans did too however

A portal opens right in front of them but the Spartans are too caught up in tryin to kill the grunt to notice.

They then murder the grunt immediately shooting holes in his body the Spartan hop out the Warthog

while the first eight T-Wayne's Nasty Freestyle play from the Warthog's radio as the Spartans all spontaneously hit the "Whip" before Pinkie addresses them. The Spartan she address screams

while grabbing a pistol and shooting the pony till he was out of bullets which was along after

Pinkie fell dead. "No!! they killed pinkie you b*st*rds" said one ponies that spectated.

"BRUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"  yelled one of the Spartan thugs followed by everyone else screaming

and the Spartans climbing into the Warthog and driving away running over at least 5 ponies.

A note was sent to Twilight about what that day she was shocked"Whatever this is I must stop it

and avenge Pinkie  o matter what"

REALLY!!

It's Pinkie's funeral all her friends, family and ponies who enjoyed her company gathered to celebrate her life.The eulogy was given by Twilight and other speeches by her friends, as Pinkie's body was lowered into

the ground Rainbow Dash couldn't take it she couldn't believe Pinkie was gone her friend, the party pony,

the one she loved the most was .... gone. She flew away before anyony could see her cry she went home.

Her life already felt emptier. She missed Pinkie a lot and wouldn't stop. She thought to herself "who

would do this."

Meanwhile the Spartans reached the Everfree Forest they stopped. "Okay! What the F*CK,was that?!"asked

one of the Spartans. "I don't know looked like a small horse" said another. "Wait,"said the third one",My

sister's daughter watches a TV show about small horses I don't remember what it's called because I

didn't give a F*CK I was playin GTA V."(Okay I think it's time to tell you the name of the Spartans

the Spartan the grunt insulted is named Json, the one with the sister is named Reshem(ruh-she-eem)

and the one is named Destorm (Day-storm) so now you know their names, let's get back to the story.)

"Alright so we transported to a land of ponies? And we kill one so now we're probably gonna be hunted down and killed" said one of the Spar- ah I mean Reshem. "Do you really think they'll do that sh*t n*gga

the worst they could probably do is act tough until we 'bout to bust a cap." said Destorm.

Meanwhile Twilight was gearing up preparing to take the creatures that killed Pinkie ",I will avenge you Pinkie, if it's last thing I do,"