Luna Reads Fanfiction

by Feast

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 355

Luna discovers FIMFiction.net...

Luna and Celestia go on a mission to destroy humans after reading fanfic…

What the hell am I writing?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-30 01:59:39 UTC

The Very Best Chapter

Today, was a wonderful day. All was well in Canterlot. Not a thing to worry about, the birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and everypony was enjoying the beautiful day, including Princess Celestia. She had just finished her royal duties for the day, and now she was relaxing with some tea. As she took a sip, she sighed and enjoyed her outstanding view out of the castle window. The day was so bright, so cheerful, it made you want to stand up and go outside to feel it for yourself. Just one moment in the beautiful sun's rays on this very day is enough to make even the saddest person optimistic.

Such a beautiful world it is... Princess Celestia thought to herself.

It had only seemed that yes-

"What the FUCK?"

Celestia almost spit her tea out. What was going on?

"What IS this?!"

Her sister. Celestia stood up and immediately ran to the door, thinking of the awful possibilities that could be going on in her sister's room.

Celestia dashed down the hallway, made a left, and shouted, "Don't worry, sister, I'm coming!", hoping it would calm down Luna.

She was wrong.

"NO!" Luna screamed, "DO NOT ENTER FOR THERE IS SOMETHING TO UNBEARABLE TO WITNESS!"

Celestia didn't listen, and ran into Luna's room, where she sat by her laptop. "Luna, what is it?!" Celestia asked, fearing the worst. She looked around. Nothing seemed to be unordinary. That is, except for Luna. She was curled up in a ball on her chair with her wings erect and had an 'Please-Get-Me-As-Far-Away-From-That-Fucking-Computer-As-Possible' expression on her face.

"Oh no..." Celestia said, eyes wide. She knew it was coming, but she thought she'd be long dead before it would happen. For she knew what Luna had seen. Twilight had told her of an ancient legend of a time when ponies would discover the darkest depths of the Internet. She had told her of a network filled with awful viruses that wouldn't effect the computer, but rather the mind... Twilight had seen, and now Luna had met the same fate.

Luna read FanFiction....