two best friends play in ponyville

authors note: well here we go it's only fair we start with fluttershy to find them. :) THANK GOD FOR SPELL CHECK! (screw obama GO MITT ROMNEY NRA FOREVER)

It was just a regular day for matt and pat playing games and most likely arguing over some random ass shit

when suddenly a mystical purple engulfs the room "what the fu-" pat said getting cut off before they teleported out of the apartment to where appeared to be a forest. while there were out a yellow and pink peagusus came out of the bus she dragged the two back to her cottage

(well she dragged Matt back pat was on her back unconscious.)

3 hours later of resting

pat was the first to wake up he walked to the kitchen looking as tired i am everyday so he could barly see anything he looked in the fridge for some food and found a carrot he ate the carrot and went to wake up matt. after failed attempts to do that pat just decided 'fuck it' and he pushed matt of the couch which did the trick. 'WHAT THE HELL PAT' matt yelled in which alerted fluttershy they were awake 'good your awake' pat said with a chuckle.

'fuck you' matt replied 'so were are we' matt said looking to pat. 'i don't know said pat with a shrug and then fluttershy walked into the room matt and pat were in and when they saw her they triped the fuck out. after an hour they finally calmed down and asked 'what are you' they said in unision  'well my name is fluttershy' she said in her shy voice 'were not in are world are we' matt said with a hint of fear 'so is here any way to get back to are world?' matt asked 'well if you want we could go ask my friend twilight' flutterhy said

50 minutes of stealthy explanation filled walking later

'okay we reached her house just wait here while i go tell her whats going on' fluttershy said 'okay' matt and pat said in unison

fluttershy walked into twilight's house 'oh hi fluttershy' twilight said 'oh hi twilight' fluttershy said ' i have 2 friends i would like you to meet' fluttershy said after that fluttershy signaled Matt and pat to come in after they came in twilight scremed (wtf) 'WHAT ARE YOU WERE DID YOU COME FROM' twilight scremed 'chill out chill out' Matt said with worry 'we come from a planet called earth and were humans' pat said surprisingly calm (really?) 'your a unicorn im guessing from the horn' pat questioned 'your correct' twilight said now calm 'so is there any way we can get back to are world' pat said 'no but i can cast a spell that will temporarily send you back to your world to get any personal belongings is there any thing you want to retrieve' twilight said with a hint of curiosity 'just a couple things' pat said twilight casted the spell and the 2 were back on earth the spell only lasted 30 mins so they hurried they grabbed there systems and there tv (thankfully equestria had the same power outlets for lamps) and then they ran to game-stop as fast as they could to buy all the games they could get old new whatever and once they got back home they were telaported back to twilights house 'so did you get what you need' twilight asked 'yeah' Matt said so i guess you'll want to get accomendated down in the basement(that has the friggin electricity) after they got set up matt and pat looked and smiled at there work 'well its working' matt said with a smile 'yeah' pat said also smiling boys there are some ponys i'd like you to meet twilight said from upstairs after they went up stairs everypony went slack jawed (with the obvious exception of twilight and fluttershy) so began the explanations and introductions

10 minute of explaining and introductions later

'sooo you basically what you did all day was play these video games?' rainbow dash asked 'yeah' matt said 'soo can you show us what there like?' rainbow asked 'sure' pat said (MK9 TIME) they all went downstairs and matt turned on the xbox 360 and as they pushed the button the system came to life (not literally) after the system turned on the mortal kombat disc was in 'WHAT GAME IS THAT' asked pinke hyperactivity 'its mortal kombat' pat said 'what do you do in it' asked rainbow 'allow me and pat to show you' matt said with a sinister smile after that they started up MORTAL KOMBAT (YAY)

2 minutes later

matt and pat selected there charicters and the match began 'holy shit he really is the highlander' pat declared 'yeah but reptile can turn invisible' 'yeah exactly' pat said with a smug defeating matt with an uppercut

one match later

what you gonna pick 'Christopher walkin now' matt asked chuckling  'yeah i picked Christopher walkin the ninja from pulp fiction' pat said laughing after the characters fought an announcement boomed from the TV 'FINISH HIM' the announcement said 'what those that mean' asked a curious rainbow dash 'allow me to show you' matt said with a smile so sinister it would make the devil himself shit his pants and after that kung lao kicked smoke to the ground and threw his razor hat to the ground and pulled smoke throgh it completly cutting him in half everypony sat there in shock except for rainbow dash who watched in aw fluttershy had her eyes closed after the match rainbow wanted to face matt. 'okay lets go dashie' (really matt dashie?) matt selected jax (for american ressons) and dash selected kenshi (cause kenshi's the shit) after they selected ther charicters the fight began 'this will be easy' matt said confidently

1 minute lat round wins rd:1 matt:0

rainbow was kicking matts ass HARD she was doing combos air combos special move combos uppercuts kicks you name it when the big moment came dash did kenshi's fatality (probably my favorite one in the game) she flawlessly clicked the buttons after that kenshi used the fucking force and smashed jax against the screen 3 times and then pulled him back a little and then SLICE! like that kenshi slashed his sword right through jax cutting him in half 'kenshi wins' flawless victory' 'FATALITY' an announcement said 'looks like i win' 'whatever' matt said with jealousy 'ahahahahahahaha matt you got beat by a frigging pony with hooves oh my god this is great' pat said literally laughing his ass off

to be continued

authors note sorry about any grammar errors but like they always say DEAL WITH IT