Carrot Top has a nice relaxing day of sunbathing planned with her special tanning oil, but Derpy and her ample chest cause problems. Luckily she’s prepared to do whatever it takes to make things right.

Humanized. Contains erotic clumsiness in spades, tsundere, and a few other anime cliches here and there. Clop.

Cover Art from Mew's Ponyplots on Tumblr, which I cannot link here for NSFW content.