Fluttershy's Secret

by StolenMemes

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 1356

Fluttershy has a BIG secret

Fluttershy has a secret, one she's had for a long while, since she was a filly, even, and Rainbow Dash is determined to find out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-18 03:00:02 UTC

The Sleepover

"It was so nice of you to invite us all over for sleepover, Pinkie." Fluttershy kindly told a pink mare whom was sitting across from her.

"You don't have to thank me, Fluttershy!" Pinkie Pie replied with a smile.

"Fluttershy is right, this slumber party is simply too generous to go unnoticed." Rarity replied with a friendly smile. "So... the pink bitch thinks she's more generous than me eh? We'll see about that!" Rarity mumbled under her breath as she trotted over to her overnight bag. "Pinkie Pie, do you happen have any fabric lying around?"

"I little, why?" the pink mare replied out

"I need to finish up sewing this free dress for a new client." Rarity announced as she spun around with the beautiful, flamboyant dress in hoof. "I call it: 'Secret Beauty'," Rarity stated as she set the dress on the nearest table. "Say, Pinkie Pie, where is this fabric anyway?"

"I already have it!" Pinkie Pie replied excitedly (as always)  as her head popped in from above, dropping it on Rarity's face and then disappearing.

"Pinkie, where did you go?"

"I'm right here silly!" Pinkie Pie was behind her now.

"I wish you wouldn't do that darling..." Rarity stated with a slight hint of annoyance in her voice all while trying to get mad at her friend.

"Oh! Rarity, your dress just gave me an idea with a game we can all play!" Pinkie Pie announced to the five of her friends all sitting/standing there watching her as she went on. "It's called 'The Secret Game'," Pinkie Pie said with even more excitement than before. "Here are the rules!" Pinkie Pie continued as she rolled out a large piece of paper with the games' rules on it.

"Pinkie, when did you-" Twilight Sparkle said before being interrupted.

"Just now." Pinkie Pie replied nonchalantlessly.

"Nevermind..." Twilight Sparkle ended.

"Aaaas I was saying," Pinkie Pie continued, this time appearing behind Fluttershy, who slightly cowered when the pink mare appeared behind her. "here's how you play, so listen up, everypony!" Pinkie Pie was now sitting on top of Apple Jack's head, wearing her stetson. "There are five spaces, a start, and a finish, the first pony to the finish wins! every round everypony will take turns telling a secret to one pony in the room, one randomly selected player gets to ask three questions and try to guess what it was. If the pony can guess it, the move one to the next space. Who wants to play?"

"Ooo!"Rarity squealed in excitement. "Sorry dress, I guess you'll have to wait until tomorrow." Rarity said as she trotted over towards the others. Nopony noticed, but that dress shed a tear that night. Some believe the tale, some don't, who knows, maybe it did, maybe it didn't, the world may never know...

"Me, not enter a contest, have you met me?" Rainbow Dash confidently jumped up. "Besides, this'll be piece off cake, the only ponies who can beat me at 'Truth or Dare' are Lyra and Bon Bon, and that's only on occasion!" Rainbow Dash boasted.

Meanwhile...

Lyra Heartstrings' head shot with the look a 'Los Angeles Dodgers' fan gets when the 'San Francisco Giants' win the World Series. "Did you feel that?" Lyra said outloud.

"Yep." Bon Bon said as her eyes focused even more on what she was reading.

"Do we need to teach that Rainbow maned bitch who the real 'Truth or Dare' champions of Ponyville are?" Lyra asked.

"Yeah, but we should probably just let her enjoy her false sense of victory for a bit, then we can go teach her a lesson." Bon bon replied. "Now, whose gonna get me out of this outfit?"

Lyra turned her head to see Bon Bon in a VERY sexual attire. "Sure thing, 'best friend'" Lyra said as she trotted over to Bon Bon.

Back to the main story...

"One more to go!" Rainbow Dash cheered. "This is gonna be a synch!" Rainbow Dash went on.

"Darn it, and I thought I had this in the bag!" Rarity compained from fourth place.

"Hey, at least you're not doing as bad as Apple Jack and I, neither of us are even on the board yet!" Twilight Sparkle replied.

"They're right Rarity, you don't see me complaining!" Pinkie Pie joined in.

'Says the pony in third' Rarity thought to herself, Rarity looked at the two ahaead of verypony, Rainbow Dash was in first, only one more to go, with Fluttershy right behind her with only two more to go. Meanwhile she was back here with only two and Pinkie Pie right ahead of her with three.

"Alright Fluttershy, you're next!" Pinkie Pie announced. You have to tell your secret to..." Pinkie Pie said as she spun the horseshoe. "Twilight!" Pinkie Pie stated, as she spun she hourseshoe again. "And the pony guessing will be... Apple Jack!" Pinkie Pie announced as Fluttershy whispered into Twilight's ear.

"Uh, is it about my brother?" Apple Jack guessed. Twilght shook her head. "Apples?" the orange cowpony guessed. Twilight shook her ead once again. "Uhhh, is it about fruit?" Apple Jack said  for her final guess. The lavender alicorn shook her head a final time. "Dang nabbit, I could've sworn I was gonna get it right this time." Apple Jack then yawned. "Pinkie Pie, I don't know if I can stay up much longer." Apple Jack stated.

"Apple Jack is right, it's getting late, and I'm getting pretty-" Twilight yawned. "Pretty tired." Twilight resumed.

"Aw come on! I'm only one away from winning!" Rainbow Dash complained.

"How about the rest of us just skip our turns so Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash can finish."  Twilight Sparkle suggested.

"Indeed." Rarity agreed.

"Alright," Pinkie Pie said. "So it's just between Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy! Alright Dashie, you're up next."

"Bring it on!" Rainbow Dash said confidently.

"You're going to tell your secret to..." Pinkie Pie said as she spun the horseshoe once more. "Fluttershy. And the guesser will be... ME!" Pinkie Pie cheered as Rainbow dash whispered something into the yellow pegasus' ear.

"You 'walked in' on your parents when you were just a filly!" Pinkie Pie guessed.

"Damnit, how'd you know!?!" Rainbow Dash shouted, accidentally interrupting Fluttershy. "Oh, uh sorry there Fluttershy, didn't mean to interrupt you."

"It's okay Rainbow Dash." Fluttershy responded.

"Alright Fluttershy, your turn, you have to tell your secret to... ME!" Pinkie Pie cheered once more. "And the guesser will be... Rainbow Dash!"

Piece of cake, she's my best friend, I know almost everything about her!" Rainbow Dash boasted with more confidence than even before. Fluttershy then whispered somthing in to Pinkie's ear that made gasp. "Oh come on, it can't be THAT hard to guess." Rainbow Dash thought out loud.

"Let's see, does it have to do with animals?" Rainbow Dash said with a cocky smirk. Pinkie Pie shook her head. "Does it have to do with a past mistake while she was in highschool?" The pink mare shook her head again, shocking the cyan mare, the game was now on the line, if she didn't get a yes here, Fluttershy would be victorious. "Does it have to do with..." Rainbow Dash thought and thought, but she could only come up with nothing, it was hopeless, she was completely and utterly hope- wait a minute, thats it!!! "Is it about a crush you have on somepony?" Rainbow Dash said, grinning like a mad man. Fluttershy's cheeks turned completely red, and Pinkie Pie had a gasp bigger than the one she had when Twilight first showed up in Ponyville, followed by a nod. 'Okay, good work, Rainbow Dash, you get a cookie! Now where was I? Oh, right! Fluttershy's secret. I've got it!!!' Rainbow Dash thought to herself. "Do you, have a crush on Big McIntosh?" Rainbow Dash sat there ready to claim her victory when she heard the word:

"Nope!"

Rainbow Dash couldn't believe it, she had just lost.

"G'night Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie said before passing out.

Rainbow Dash sat there haunted by that loss when it dawned on her, who in the hay is Fluttershy into!?!