Come On!

by Niksuilija

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 603

A man is on an adventure in Lapland. He gets to sleep, but only get his eyes closed before he falls into a castle . The bad part: the castle is not on Earth.

So, do you want to hear a story of a man, who goes to a new world, without any idea of what's going on. Situation: Bad. Then he learns that he's the only human there. Situation: Very bad. But then he comes to realize two (not so) sad things. 1. He's the only male in the world. 2. Every mare has a human fetish. Situation: Fucked. Who is this man? You.

Will contain clop, possibly some humo… ur?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-18 16:54:52 UTC

Prologue.

You were running in a forest, as fast as your legs could carry you. There was a pack of wolves hunting you. Howls echoed trough the snowy forest, sticks were snapping in half. You were desperate. You were sure this was going to be the end of the line.

"FUCK!"  you shouted as you tripped. You were reaching to your firearm. You knew that you wouldn't be able to kill them all, but you were not gonna give up without a fight. As you aimed down the sights, time seemed to slow around you. Suddenly, a light was seen. It soon took shape of a portal with blue lights around it.

"Fuck it, I'm going in!" You got up, and sprinted towards the light. As you jumped and went trough, an unbelievable pain shot to your body. You felt like you were on fire. And you knew how that felt. Then, you passed out. The last thing you saw was a flowng rainbow straight ahead of you.

[Equrestia, Canterlot Palace , 12.45, Princess Celestia POV]

I was running my Day Court, and it was pretty boring. And the fact that I was soon getting into Heat didn't help. At all. I wanted so badly to get a real stallion to relieve me, but there weren't any. But suddenly , a portal of some sort appeared. It was white , and had orange outlines.  I reacted the fastest I could.

"Get Luna here!!" I shouted to the nearest guard. She saluted, and sprinted towards Luna's chamber. Soon, Luna teleported next to me.

"Sister! What is that?!" She shouted over the wind and eletrical sound of the portal.

"I don't know, it just appeared out of nowhere!"

"LOOK! Something's coming trough!" I quickly looked closer, and saw a figure in heavy clothing. It stood on two legs, just like us, but it was a meter shorter. It was yelling, but it wasn't a war scream, or a yell anger. It was a scream out of pain. And it seemed to be growing fast. Not in lenght, but it's muscles were growing. When it got trought, it passed out, and the portal dissappeared.

"Tia? What is that?"

"I don't know for sure. It looks a bit familiar though."

"I'll go check the archives. You call The Elements of Harmony ."

"Ok. Now , let us get to work."

[Equrestia, Golden Oaks Library, 13.00, Twilight Sparkle POV.]

I was reading a book about some old, legendary creatures called Hoo-men. They were said to be intelligent, ape-like creature , that were able to reach space by their vehicles, make weapons with terrible strenght, and lived on a Planet called Earth. Nopony really believed the story, except for an Unicorn mare called Lyra Heartstrings. And by Celestia's giant tits were they sexy. For some mares, even a sight of a human could make them horny as Tartarus. Spike soon burped, and right after it she gasped loudly. She then ran up the stairs and started knocking on the door shouting my name fast

"TwilightTwilightTwilighttherewasaletterfromPrincessCelestiaandshewantsyouandthegirlsinCanterlotbecau-" I silenced her and took the letter.

Twilight, I need You and the girls in Canterlot Palace ASAP. A new creature has appeared. We don't yet know it's gender, but it looks like a human.

"OH! MY! GOSH! A hoo-man! In Canterlot! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!! I sprinted towards my Pokia cellphone and texted the girls about the human. Soon, Rarity appeared at the door, she was panting a lot. When she saw me, she ran over to me and started shaking me violently.

"WHERE IS THE HUMAN???! WHERE IS IT?!" She asked