June 3rd, 1018

Bucking FINALLY! This is IT! And by 'it', I mean my birthday. Of course, after all of the time I've spent ~~convincing~~ telling my parents that I'm going to join the Army, my mother decided to buy me this diary. Personally, I think it's a waste of my Celestia damned time, but she told me that it'd help by releasing the stress I'd have to deal with while in the Army.

HA! Stress? All I'm gonna be doing is getting tattoos and shooting guns, like any bucked up creature thinks they can attack Equestria. I mean, we do have the biggest military on the planet, so we have nothing to worry about!

...seriously, I'm not worried at all.

Anyways, a bunch of my buddies are going to come over today and we're going to drink to our heart's content, and got totally shitfaced in the name of Equestria! After all, if I'm gonna be in the army, I'm gonna have to learn how to hold my liquor..I hear they have some major strong shit in the Crystal Empire.

"If I can't hold my liquor, then I'm no more fit to hold my gun,"said my Grandpony. He'd been in the war when he was in his mid-20s, and he came out just fine.

Other than the fact he had PTSD, but y'know, that happens to only, like, 1 in 10 vets or some shit, right?

Whatever. Like I'm gonna be scared of a stupid bucking Diamond Dog or Manticore or whatever shit the world has to throw at me. Like I give a fuck.

After all, I got my friend's with me. We all agreed to do this Army shit, so we're all gonna enlist. I'm the youngest and so they all had to wait on me to get old enough to join, but we're all within 1 or 2 years of each other, so it wasn't that long of a wait for us to join the Army.

As long as we're together, I don't think anything's gonna stand in our way. And if they dare do so, they buck 'em!

Anyways, friends are gonna show up soon, so I'll write sometime later. Like I'll need this to 'release stress' , like seriously, what the fuck? Not like any of us are gonna die or anything, damn.

Author's Note

Well, this is my second piece of literature, and I'm going to try to update once a week.
Hope you enjoy, comment and tell me what you think!