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The Life and Times of a Winning Pony

by Chengar Qordath
Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride.

Cloud Kicker might just have the wildest life of any pony in Equestria. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossomforth. And maybe, just maybe, there's more to her than just the lovable sex maniac everypony thinks she is.

This is a semi-sequel to "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash." Not really a proper sequel, since it's focused on Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth instead of Rainbow and Pinkie, but it's in the same continuity. So I guess that makes it a follow-up-side-quel story. Or something. You don't need to have read "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" to read or enjoy this, but you ought to read it anyway, just because.

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The central story of the Winningverse.

We got a tag for Cloud Kicker, but Blossomforth still deserves one too.

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Drama
 
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349039 words: Estimated 1 day to read

28 Chapters:

  1. The Pony With Irresistable Charm 2012-09-16 19:21:48 UTC
    3965
  2. The Pony With Tiger Blood 2012-12-06 05:43:29 UTC
    8887
  3. The Pony Who is a Total Frickin' Rockstar from Mars 2012-07-25 12:26:38 UTC
    11335
  4. The Pony With Adonis DNA 2012-12-07 00:20:56 UTC
    10286
  5. The Pony Who is On a Drug Called Cloud Kicker 2012-07-26 19:30:49 UTC
    10972
  6. The Pony Whose Brain You Can't Handle 2012-08-20 21:49:35 UTC
    10330
  7. The Pony Who is Addicted to Winning 2012-10-19 09:06:07 UTC
    11522
  8. The Pony Who is a Warlock from Canterlot 2012-09-16 19:20:37 UTC
    12319
  9. The Pony Who is Here to Right Every Single Wrong 2012-09-23 19:22:34 UTC
    13151
  10. The Pony Who is On a Quest to Claim Absolute Victory 2012-10-30 05:30:52 UTC
    14093
  11. The Pony Who is Tired of Pretending Her Life Isn't Perfect 2012-10-30 20:26:51 UTC
    12921
  12. The Pony Who Makes Celestia and Luna Look Like Droopy-eyed Wingless Foals 2012-11-15 04:58:09 UTC
    13431
  13. The Pony Who Has One Gear: Go! 2012-12-11 21:00:24 UTC
    14346
  14. The Pony Who is All Passion 2013-01-11 03:41:09 UTC
    14202
  15. The Pony Who Has Always Had a Plan 2013-01-31 14:32:03 UTC
    16166
  16. The Pony Who Loves Her Family Violently 2013-02-20 02:46:03 UTC
    15493
  17. The Pony Who Is a Battle-Tested Wing Blade 2013-03-18 00:29:09 UTC
    15465
  18. The Pony Who Has Magic in Her Wingtips 2013-05-15 17:09:47 UTC
    13690
  19. The Pony Who Can't be Processed With a Normal Brain 2013-06-18 09:10:44 UTC
    14819
  20. The Pony With Fire-Breathing Hooves 2013-07-15 11:36:49 UTC
    13419
  21. The Pony Who Is Tired of Ignoring That She Marches to a Different Beat 2013-08-24 13:12:18 UTC
    15922
  22. The Pony Who Goes on Strafing Runs in her Underwear 2013-09-27 12:48:00 UTC
    13451
  23. The Pony Who Is the New Sheriff in Town 2013-10-21 10:53:04 UTC
    10627
  24. The Pony With an Army of Assassins 2013-11-12 13:21:07 UTC
    11019
  25. The Pony Who Doesn't Fit Into Their Little Box 2013-12-08 17:11:26 UTC
    11999
  26. The Pony Who Has Been Blessed With a New Brain 2014-01-24 14:19:44 UTC
    16612
  27. The Pony Who is Bi-Winning 2014-03-06 12:16:58 UTC
    12224
  28. The Pony Who's Done With Winning, Because She's Already Won 2014-03-29 13:28:54 UTC
    6373