Welcome to the neighborhood!
"Just one more box.....and done. Woo. I didn't think this little bit of stuff would be this heavy." I sighed swiping the sweat off my face.
My name is CJ Underwood and had just bought his new house just outside Ponyville and was now in the process of moving in, naturally being new to the area I didn't have any friends to help with the move in so it was going to be a long day. I was carrying a heavy box of metal pots and pans I was surprised when my doorbell suddenly rung causing me to drop the box onto my right foot.
"Ow! Ow-ow-ow." I winced as I massaged my foot. "Who could that be? I haven't even met the neighbors yet. They must want to meet me first I guess."
I approached the door and was about to open it but a quick memory of the last time I ran to open the door without checking who it was first a clown threw a pie at my face and ran off only to return a few minutes later to spray paint on my car. I really hated my old neighborhood. The door rung again, I took the time to look through the peep hole to get an idea of who my visitor was but all I could see was two tall pink ears and a lot of curly pink hair. Happen to know who that is by any chance? I opened the door to see a pink pony walking on two legs instead of four and was wearing a mailwoman's uniform. She was taking Derpy's shift due to the pegasus getting hurt from racing with dash.......again.
"Excuse me, but is this house 3410?" The mare asked, her eyes looking down at the mail in her hands.
"Uh yeah, I-I think so."
"Oh okay........then this is for you."
Pinkie handed the human one single white envelope with a red seal on it only to look up at his face and was frozen in place.
"M-Miss? Miss? Hellllooooooo?" I ask waving my hand across her face as she continued to stare blankly into space.
I snapped my fingers a few times and she was brought back to reality, she looked around as if waking up from a coma.
"Uh uh......here's your mail! Bye-Bye now!" The mare quickly said before fluttering off.
"What was that all about? Probably none of my business. Now, let's look at this letter."
Dear human resident, as the princess of friendship I hereby welcome you to our lovely village. I hope you find our goods and services to your liking for all we ask is the chance to get to know you so you can feel even more welcome. Also if you any question please don't hesitate to write to me.
Your friend,
Twilight Sparkle.
P.S Inside is a coupon for a relaxing massage at the spa. Enjoy.
"Well thank you miss Sparkle, but before I could even think about making friends I need to get this place situated first. Now where was I?"
As for Pinkie she was bouncing high through the air not even looking where she was going due to her being so lost in thought.
"Why is my heart beating so hard? Who was that guy? And.....why did I imagine us kissing, holding hands, and walking on the beac-"
She slammed into a lamppost and fell to the ground, cupcakes floated around her head as she became dizzy only regain consciousness a split second later.
"Okay, next is the........couch." I said as I began to pick up one side of the couch only to hear my doorbell ring again causing me to drop the couch on my other foot.
"Coming." I groaned as I massaged the other foot.
I repeated my actions and opened the door to see the mare again only this time she had a giant smile on her face.
"Hello."
"Uh hi, weren't you just here?"
"I don't think so."
"But I could've sworn you were just-"
"Hey are you moving in?"
"Actually yes. But weren't you just-"
"That looks like a lot of stuff, need some help?"
"Uhhhh sure, I guess."
She zoomed right past me and entered my house, I found her laying on my not quite set up bed.
"Mmmm so comfy."
"Yes, yes it is. Are you gonna help me or not?"
"Sure."
The mare bounced off the bed and grabbed the other side of the bed.
"Okay we are going to move this into the living room okay? On 3. 1.......2......3!"
We both began pushed the heavy bed upstairs and into my room as planned.
"Okay now gently lower it on the ground-"
She dropped the bed and it landed on my foot.
"Oops sorry."
"It's cool."
"Do you.....want me to kiss it better?"
"Uh what?"
"When I get hurt my Nana Pie kisses it to make it feel better. Would you like me to kiss it better?"
I wonder if this what was part of the services Twilight mentioned.
"No thank you Miss-"
"You can call me Pinkie."
"Okay.....Pinkie. My name is Cj. Thank you for your help, I can handle it from here."
"Are you sure there's nothing else I can help with?"
She pressed up against my chest teasing me a bit. I was about to say something when the first few buttons to her uniform popped open revealing a glimpse of perhaps the largest rack I've ever seen, far bigger than any human female's I've met back in my old neighborhood.
"Oh gosh, not again! This old uniform has gotten tight of me lately." Pinkie sighed as she quickly refastened her buttons.
So wait she didn't do that on purpose? She turned around to finish fixing her buttons allowing me to get a good look at her nice shapely butt which was too far bigger than any female human's. I mentally slapped myself, and told myself to get a grip.
"Uh, Pinkie.....I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now."
"Huh? B-But why? Did I do something wrong?"
"No, no. You very helpful to me today. I just need to focus on my house for right now."
"Mmmm Okay."
Pinkie sadly walked down the stairs and of the house, I'll admit I did feel bad about making her leave but the last thing I need is earning the reputation of banging the mailmare on the first day moving in. I sighed loudly but continued to move my stuff into the house.
It took almost all night but I managed to set up the house just the way I wanted it, I collapsed onto my living room couch but before I could even think about relaxing I heard a weird gurgling sound. I followed the noise into my kitchen until it stopped suddenly as I turned to leave water suddenly shot up from my sink creating a makeshift indoor fountain.
"Crap! I better call a plumber."
I grabbed the house dial up phone which conveniently had a complementary phonebook next to it and dialed up the a plumber's ad. a half hour later my doorbell rung and I ran to answer it.
"Thanks for coming I-"
It was Pinkie in a plumber's uniform outfit with a addition of a fake mustache.
"I came as soon I got the call." She said in a gruff voice.
"But you're not a pl-"
"Where's the problem?" She asked as she walked past me and entered the house.
I followed her into my kitchen where the plumbing problem was.
"I think I see the problem: the water's not staying in your sink."
"You figured it out that fast?" I asked sarcastically.
"Not to worry, I have just the right tool for the job."
"Would it happen to be a wrench by any chance?"
"Nope. Duct tape!"
She pulled out an industrial sized roll of duct tape.
"Of course."
Pinkie taped up both the faucet and the bottom of the sink which looked like a big mess but hey, at least the water stopped.
"Call me if you have any more plumbing problems!" Pinkie said cheerfully as she left.
"Sure thing." I chuckled.
A half hour later the actual plumber came, when he looked at the taped up mess Derpy left he simply looked at me and sighed loudly. After the kitchen sink fountain incident more problems quickly surfaced: the house paint starting to peel off, the water temperature in the shower can't decide between cold and hot water, an infestation of terra-termites, etc. Each day I waited on the front steps for the pony I called to take care of a job and Pinkie would come by to sit with me after handing me the mail for the day. Over the past week I had collected several coupons for the spa so I decided to go have some well needed relaxation time.
"OHMYGOD this place is amazing." I sighed as I relaxed inside the hot tub as two twin employees massaged my neck and back like a couple of masseuses.
"We're so glad you're happy with our services." they both said in unison.
Twins, you got to love em. Suddenly the company phone began to ring in the other room.
"We better get that, just relax and we'll be right back. Come along sister."
The twins left leaving me by myself, or so I thought.
"Complimentary baked goods?" A familiar vice asked as I felt two soft round orbs squished up against the back of my head.
"P-Pinkie!?!" I sputtered as I spun around to see her in a tight fitting masseuse uniform holding a basket of various sweets.
"Hi CJ! Care for something pretty sweet?"
"........Do you have chocolate chip muffins?"
"Of course, they're one of my favorites!"
Pinkie sat down on the edge of the hot tub and I couldn't help but notice how her giant rack looked even bigger in that tight suit causing sweat to began pouring down my face. She must've eaten a whole lot of sweets to get such a body.
"So....Pinkie. Care to tell me why you're here and why you are dressed like that?"
"Because......I wanted to make sure you were relaxing."
"So you sneaked in here dressed like a masseuse?"
"That's one way to get in."
"You could've also checked in."
"But then....I wouldn't be able to wear this for you." Pinkie said pressing her boobs together.
"Wear it.....for me?"
"Uh-huh. I uh......been reading through some of the magazines you were subscribed to and I noticed that you're sooooooooo into cosplay, especially in the bedroom."
I breathed in deeply completely regretting not canceling my subscription last month.
"Wait, why are you so interested in my mail?"
"Well uh......you see.....I uh....look over there!"
I turned my head, only to get knocked out by some heavy object she was carrying. When I regained consciousness I found myself tied to my bed wearing nothing but my underwear and my room was dark only to be lit by candlelight.
"Why.....do....I always.......fall for that!?!?!?" I yelled only to hear some slight giggling.
Pinkie walked out from my bedroom bathroom smiling as she nibbled on a donut, what caught me off guard was that she was wearing the sexy purple and black corset I have been drooling over ever since I subscribed myself to dominatrix monthly. Wait a minute, oh fuck.
"Pinkie what are you doing?"
"Nothing." Pinkie said as she climbed on top of me, her eyes piercing down into mine.
I tried struggling for a last chance escape with no luck.
"Pinkie I can't do this!" I yelled.
"Why not? It will be fun." She whispered as she licked the side of my head up to my ear causing me to fidget wildly.
"N-No. I-I can't I.....just got out of a relationship. It ended really badly and I couldn't sleep for a whole month, hell that's part of the reason why I moved here in the first place."
"I don't understand."
"What I'm trying to say is I'm just not ready to start dating again......and I don't think I will anytime soon"
"Not...ready?"
Pinkie grabbed herself as she began to vibrate.
"Uh, Pinkie?"
"Calm down, just calm down. NO! I-I............this makes me so upset!"
I could hear it from the back of my head Morgan freeman's voice saying....I fucked up now. Pinkie started to change: her puffy mane and tail deflated into straight hair as she turned a greyer shade of pink. She stared down at me with wide eyes as she grew a foot taller almost matching my height while her already impressive bust and ass nearly doubled in size causing several tears in the sexy corset straining to hold on tight forming a human sized sex demon pony. I gulped loudly as she started to breath very heavily but then covered her mouth as she began to chuckle evilly.
"Wh-What are you going to do to me?" I asked.
"Oh dear Cj, I wouldn't dream of hurting you.....too much. But of course you just made Pinkie upset leaving you stuck here with me."
"What are you?"
"That's not important. What is important is that we have fun here. Don't you agree?"
Before I could answer she reached down to grab my strangely erected cock with incredible strength and began to stroke up and down.
"You like that little man?" She whispered into my ear.
"Pinkie stop it!" I yelled while fidgeting again still trying to escape from the ropes.
She scowled at me before pulling a gag ball from behind her seemingly out of nowhere, she applied to my mouth preventing me from saying anything else. A bit of pre-cum squirted out of me after five minutes worth of intense stroking, Pinkie happily dabbed the substance up with her fingers before licking them clean enjoying the savory salty taste.
"Now for the main attraction." She whispered before ripping off the poor corset revealing her stellar voluptuous body.
Before I knew it my vision was darken by the fact that my face was buried underneath her giant boobs. She giggled as I struggled to breathe underneath her as she continued to play my painfully erected cock. I groaned loudly before blowing away my first load all over Pinkie's giant buns before sighing in relief.
"Tsk, tsk CJ. You came too soon, but don't worry...I can fix that."
Pinkie pie pulled out a metal ring from nowhere and placed it onto my still erected cock preventing me from blowing any more loads too early. "Now then, where were we?"
Somebody help me.
Too bad my vision was still dark so I couldn't see my cum being soaked up and disappearing inside her soft ass cheeks, she did however freed my hands and placed them on her luscious cheeks sending several shocks up my spine. I groaned again meaning another load was in bound but was halted due to the metal ring causing me a great deal of pain, Pinkie simply smiled enjoying the pain she's causing. And she knew just how to make it worst, she repositioned herself so she was facing my cock and her booty was facing me allowing to smell its delicious scent of cupcakes, as for my cock she licked it from the base all the way to the tip and back sending several shocks up my spine.
"Lick my ass slave." She commanded.
I gulped before just barely sticking my tongue out, she sighed loudly before shoving her huge ass into my face.
"Lick."
I began by licking her right cheek all the way to the top before planting a kiss sending a cold shiver up her spine.
"Ohhh, do that again."
I did, this time on the left cheek licking all the way to the top before biting down softly causing her to cry out.
"More! Just like that!"
I lowered my aim at her pussy which was soaking wet, I licked up some of her fluid and gulped. The taste was indescribable, like a strawberry sundae loaded with sprinkles and suddenly smothered with chocolate fudge sauce. As I began retreat out her hand pushed my head back in even deeper in her soaking pussy.
"Finish your plate." She commanded.
I inhaled deeply before licking her pussy fluid free leaving me exhausted and out of breath, as for my cock it has been trying to keep in the ever expanding load and felt like it was about to burst at any moment now.
"MMMMm-mmmmmmmm! (Pinkie! Please! I can't take it!)"
As if understanding what I was saying she giggled evilly before slowly pulling off the metal ring and shoving the engorged cock into her hungry mouth. I came almost immediately, a ton of came surging out my body and Pinkie swallowed all of it gulp after gulp. A minute of gulping later I was finally spent and sighed in relief, my eyes widen at the size of Pinkie's belly from swallowing the whole load. She stared at me with sultry eyes as she massaged her cum bloated belly. I tried to say something but she couldn't understand that time, she pulled off the gag ball allowing me to speak freely once again.
"Pinkie?"
"Yes?"
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Hmmmm. I would have to ask her.....but there's a good chance she'll say yes."