No one is normal

“Uggghhh….mother...fricker where am I?” He asked, groaning in anger.

A man named Jack, has just found himself in the middle of nowhere. No forest, no population, no nothing. Just standing in the middle of a street with grass around with nothing around him at all.

“What the fuck? Wasn’t I walking home? Where am I now?” Jack said, getting up and feeling completely confused out of his mind.

When he got up, he made sure to look and see if he still had everything on with him.

“Okay...Glasses? Check.” He said, adjusting his glasses to see the ground in front of him better.

“Shirt? Check.” Jack stated, making sure his green shirt was there so he wouldn’t burn out here.

“Pants? Check. Underwear? Check.” He also said, making sure his black pants were on and that his underwear was still there.

“.........extra part? Yep. It’s there.” He bluntly stated, feeling for his ‘partner’ hiding in his underwear still.

“Now the only thing I need to know is...where the heck am I?” He asked himself in confusion, raising his eyebrows and looking around.

Jack rubbed his eyes after taking off his glasses, to see that there was a sign ahead of him.

“I wonder what that says?” He asked, walking up to the sign in curiosity.

He read the sign, and put his hand on his chin in a thinking position.

“Welcome to Ponyville? What the heck is a Ponyville?” Jack asked, still looking at the sign in confusion.

“I guess I should go check.” Jack said, nodding.

He started to walk in but then he noticed a little speck of wording under the name.

“The Elements of Harmony live here. If you’re an evil villain, you will be arrested right on the spot…….well then.” Jack said, wanting to laugh at what this said.

Jack put his hands in his pockets and slowly walked into Ponyville, not knowing the little extra info it said at the bottom.

“Population: All ‘mares’. Have fun!”

Jack was whistling innocently like it was just a normal day, looking around everywhere to see how peaceful this place was.

“This place is very nice.” He stated, smiling at the birds, the amazing grass and the amazing sky that had a rainbow…...wait.

“A rainbow?” Jack looked back up in confusion to see a rainbow trail for some odd reason.

He shrugged and kept on walking, to see what humans or people live here.

When he came to the first row of buildings, he knew for a fact that the humans that lived here were still in the old ages of life. What with hay roofs, big ole houses that had front doors, and the fact of how he saw no one here for some reason.

“That’s odd. Why is no one here?” Jack asked himself in confusion.

Jack kept looking around, being completely confused at how no one was here.

But then, he heard sniffing. It sounded like someone crying.

He followed the noise to a park, and hid behind a tree to not get noticed.

But when he saw who was crying, he felt completely confused. For the human sitting on the bench there all by...herself, had white albino skin.

“White?” Jack thought in confusion.

This pony had an interesting hair feature as well. His hair was almost completely white...and then Jack saw something that made his brain have to restart. He saw a black tail, waggling behind this girl’s back.

“…..Okay….It seems I’m not on earth anymore.” Jack thought bitterly.

He now knows after seeing that tail, that this world he was on was not his home world. Not one bit.

“Oh boy…” He whispered under his breath, now knowing that he was in a town that was essentially alien to him.

“I wonder what I should do now…” Jack thought, not wanting to get this mare to think he was evil.

Jack also noticed that she was wearing some kind of sunglasses as well, but why?

“I should take this slow…..don’t want her to think that I am here to hurt her.” Jack whispered to himself, wanting to make sure he doesn’t fuck up this meeting with an alien.

Jack was about to go and see who it was, till he looked at that spot…..and saw she was not there anymore.

“Oh SHIT! Where did she go?!” Jack thought, fearing that she might’ve known he was here.

Jack gulped, and slowly tip-toed over to where she used to sit, and sat on that bench as well.

“Maybe….I shouldn’t be here.” Jack stated, noticing that it was becoming night-time now.

“........Fuck.” Jack blurted out, feeling a little bit of fear seeping into him.

“Nighttime, a girl crying, and now gone with me all alone….why does this seem familiar to me?” Jack thought, shivering in some uncomfortable space.

“Okay….okay...stay calm Jack. You’re in a new world, a different country, with nothing to help you in figuring out what the fuck this place is.” Jack said, trying to calm himself.

“Gulps I am so fucking scared right now.” Jack blurted out, looking around the darkness in fear.

“Okay….what would dad do in this moment?” Jack asked himself.

“FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!”

“Yeah…..that is a dumb idea to do.” Jack bluntly stated, sighing.

“Maybe I should just sit here and wait….”Jack said, thinking that is a good idea.

“Okay….yeah...that’ll work.” Jack said, smiling at the ground.

…..To see a shadow looming over him.

“Wha……” Jack said, turning his head around….to see the girl from before.

He froze in shock and didn’t know what to say.

“I’m fucked.” Jack thought, gulping.

“Hmm now what are you?” The girl wondered, her voice having this strange smoky rasp to it, “You certainly aren’t a pony. And I’ve never seen a Minotaur without horns or as small as you.”

“Uhhhhhhh…..”Jack said, looking at her sunglasses and not knowing what to say.

“My name is Jack….who are you?” Jack blurted out slowly, trying to lose fear of how terrifying this mare looked like.

“Oh I’m Jane.” The mare said with a smile, “Nice to meet you Jack… you’re kinda cute whatever you are…” She added with a smirk.

Jack felt a tiny blush grow and he said, “S-shut up….I just met you so please don’t do that.” Jack sighed.

“Hey you’re the one that took it there.” Jane said with a giggle, “I just said you were cute.”

“I know…..but Uh….I don’t see how your eyes look!” Jack exclaimed, smiling with his brown eyes sparkling.

“Score one for me!” Jack thought in triumph.

“I’m actually albino. Sensitive eyes you know.” Jane said dryly, “Sensitive eyes equals sunglasses and black-out flight goggles.”

“Oh...sorry.” Jack said, apologizing “I didn’t mean to be a prick.” Jack added, face-palming.

“It’s cool.” Jane said with a shrug, “You’d be surprised how many ask about that.” She added dryly, “So… what brings an odd cutie to Ponyville hmm?”

“Odd cutie? Is she trying to flirt with me or something?” Jack thought, growing a confused expression

“Well. For one, I don’t know how the hell I got here. All that happened was, I was on my way home, had a sudden stroke, and woke up in the middle of nowhere.” Jack explained, rolling his eyes.

“How about you?” Jack asked, smiling.

“Me? Well I was born in Cloudsdale, dumped in an orphanage. They were all bastards and I ran away. I’ve been wandering around for years. Came here and decided I liked it.” Jane said simply, “The whole not needing to fight to survive appealed to me you know? Even if ponies find the fact that I eat meat disturbing. When you’re on your own you’ll eat whatever you can get you know what I mean?”

Jack nodded, “I understand deeply of what you say.” He said, smiling sadly.

“Wait. Did she say ponies?!” Jack thought, feeling now even more confused.

“What’s the matter little guy? Never seen a pony before?” Jane asked tilting her head.

“Uhhhh…...no.” Jack replied, looking confused.

“Just not one’s who could stand on two hooves and you know….TALK?!” Jack thought, trying to think if he is dreaming or not.

“Huh… how about a Zebra? Minotaur? Diamond Dog? Griffin? Does any of these sound familiar?” Jane asked curiously, “Might have ta bring her to see Princess Twilight Bitchy… great…” She thought sourly, as her and the Princess never got along

“Nope. Don’t even know what the hell a Diamond Dog or Griffin is.” Jack replied, bluntly.

Jane sighed, “Alright little filly. You’re coming with me to see the Princess.” I said reluctantly, “She’ll know what to do.”

“Well you stop calling me little filly? I’m not that small to you.” Jack said, rolling his eyes.

“Do I have to prove it?” Jack asked, still wondering why he was sitting on the bench rather than standing.

“Well then little filly.” Jane said with a giggle, “Get up then!”

Jack looked away from her, got up, and smiled with his eyes closed.

“See? Not that small at all!” Jack said, crossing his arms and smirking in triumph.

Jane landed and stood right in-front of him, Jack looked up, “You were saying little filly?” Jane asked mockingly.

“.........” Jack fell silent, for his 6 ft 8 inch frame….was nothing to Jane’s 8 ft 9 inch frame.

“Holy fucking shit…” Jack thought, becoming speechless at how freaking tall she is.

Jane giggled then laughed, “Come on little filly. We’re off to see Princess Bitchy!” She said with a sarcastic smile.

“..........Wait who?” Jack asked, when he came to his senses, “Princess…..bitchy?” Jack asked, raising his eyebrows in confusion.

“Yeah me and the local princess don’t really get along.” Jane explained, “See her ex-marefriend, Bright Light, got a little handsy and I… kinda… knifed her and broke her wings…” She added not ashamed or anything!

“.......Sounds awesome.” Jack said smiling, “Bright Light sounds like…...an annoying mare.” Jack added, laughing.

“Not really just very… stupid.” Jane said with a giggle, “She’s actually a decent enough pony she just let’s her hormones and instincts control her more often than not. It’s actually the reason they broke up actually.” She added thoughtfully.

“Huh… Well that sucks.” Jack said, chuckling.

“How long have you lived here by the way?” Jack asked, curiously.

”About a… year in a half now…” Jane said, “Sadly I’m only on good terms with Pinkie Pie, Vi, and Tavi.” Jane added with a blush, “And oh are we on good terms!!”

“......They sound like nice ponies.” Jack said, smiling.

“But that Pinkie Pie one sounds weird…” Jack thought, shivering.

Jane saw the shiver, “Pinkie’s an alright mare. Kinda crazy but in a good way. Reeeaaaaallllyyyy flexible.” She said with a perverse giggle.

“Well….that’s nice to know.” Jack said, still not used to the height difference.

“So uh….where does this Princess live?” He asked, curiously.

“Oh she lives in Golden Oaks library with her assistant Barb.” Jane asked, “Barb’s pretty chill though, me and her sometimes go hang out with the CMC and read horror comics.” She added with a smile.

“Okay….. so can you bring me there then?” Jack asked, quirking an eyebrow.

“Sure just follow me cutie.” Jane said with a smirk, “And don’t stare at my flanks too hard lest you burn a hole in my skirt~!” She added teasingly.

“This….this mare…” Jack thought, blushing.

Jack sputtered some nonsense with a blush. “Shut up and bring me to this Princess please.” He mutters under his breath, loud enough for Jane to hear.

Jane giggled and nodded before leading off. And much to his embarrassment Jack did in fact stare at her flanks as she deliberately swayed them.

“Don’t stare at the flanks Jack! DON’T STARE AT THE EFFING HOT WHITE ASS JIGGLE!” Jack thought, trying really hard not to look at her flank and look everywhere but there.

“We here now?” Jack said, a heavy blush on his face.

Thankfully, they were now in front of the Golden Oaks tree, and Jack didn’t have to worry about Jane teasing him anymore.

“Here we are cutie.” Jane said, “Time to meet the princess.”

Jane opened the door and motioned Jack to follow, “Now move them cute little flanks there!” she said with a wink.

Jack blushed.

“Stop that!” He said, going inside with a shy expression.

“Ladies! The albino outcast has a new friend! And she’s a cute one too~!” Jane called as she entered.

“I am not cute.” Jack said, pouting.

When he fully walked in and came to view of the Library, he froze. “Hey Jane! Who’s the shrimp?” A rainbow maned blue skinned athletic goddess, in Jack’s opinion, asked with a crooked smirk.

Wait a minute….Rainbow Hair? …...oh god. Jack thought, now figuring out that this mare was the one who made that rainbow streak earlier. He didn’t say anything, he just waved with a meek smile on his face.

“And what happened to the little feller? She looks shy.” An orange mare with a stetson hat, smirking.

“Uhhhh….warning! Hot girl alert!” Jack thought, blushing at all the mares in this room that were….towering over him.

The butter-yellow mare meeped when she saw Jane and hid behind the orange one making Jack repress the urge to squeal over how cute she was.

“Oh my god! She is so freaking adorable!” Jack thought, smiling.

“Oh. Jane.” The purple mare, Twilight Jack recalled, said dryly, “Who’d you bring here now? I hope you’re not still trying to make up for nearly crippling Bright Light are you?”

“Nope.” Jane said callously, “I gave up on that like… a week after it happened.”

Everyone, including Jack, shuddered at Jane’s callousness towards nearly crippling another pony.

“Is this mare like a borderline psychopath or something?” Jack thought warily, “And why are all the crazies hot anyway?”

“Or actually for the fact, why are all the mares in this room so effing hot and I can’t help myself looking at them when they aren’t even my species?” Jack felt worried, for he was actually Liking the ponies in this room.

“Can I ask something?” Jack asked, looking confused.

“Of course.” Twilight said with a smile, “What’s on your mind?”

“Well… I was wondering… what the heck are you?” Jack asked, completely blurting out something stupid.

“Well we’re ponies silly-filly!” Said a spastic pink devil hopping around like a child on an unholy sugar rush, “What’re you??????? Do you like parties!?!?!??!”

Jack face-palmed. “No I mean…….what gender are you? What is this place? Where am I?” Jack asked again, muttering “I don’t frankly like parties.” quietly enough for Pinkie not to hear.

“Well… we’re mares…” Everyone giggled at that, “This is Ponyville, you’re in the country of Equestria in the continent of Elysium.” Twilight answered patiently, “Now… what are you?”

“I’m a human… from the state named Iowa, and a contenient named America. My world’s name is Earth.” Jack replied, smiling.

“Human?” The rainbow maned one said, “Damn… looks like I own Lyra fifty bits…” She grumbled.

Jack chuckled. “With all the mares I’ve seen here, I think stallions are a rare species of this world, should probably keep the little info of me being a guy a secret.” Jack thought, crossing his arms.

“You’re from another world? Oh I have so many questions!!!!” Twilight said excited.

Jack sighed. “Fire away.” He said, growing a blunt expression.

“I feel like I just signed myself to hell…” Jack thought, sitting down.

Said bad feeling only increased when the others and this busty lizard chick quickly escaped for the lack of a better world.

“Oh… fuck me…” Jack thought biting back a groan.

Jack felt like he should run, but he knew for a lack of no better word, that it would just be retarded.

Twilight smirks, “So! First question!” She said, bringing out a notepad and a pen.

Jack bit back a sigh, and waited for the questions.

Couple of hours later……….

Jack tiredly sat on the couch, arm over his eyes, trying to ignore the giggling of the mares and lizard chick that returned. Oddly Jane didn’t return though, she probably returned to her home or something.

“Knew I should’ve kept the man thing a secret.” Jack muttered, groaning in annoyance.

“And why is it that some of them have wings, some of them have... horns on their heads, and that Twilight has both?” Jack thought, still confused of that.

“Excuse me? But what are you doing?” The lizard asked, chuckling

“Trying to figure stuff out.” Jack said tiredly looking at the lizard chick thing, “And who are you? And what the hell are you?””

“Oh! I’m a dragoness! Name’s Barb!” She replied, smiling.

“Oh. Well nice to meet’cha Barb!” Jack said with a smile, “Cute name… gah! Why the hell do I keep thinking these things??” Jack wondered.

Barb chuckles. “Thanks.The other different ponies would’ve freaked out the moment i said I was a dragoness.” She said, giggling

“Why would they do that?” Jack asked curiously, “And where’d Jane go?”

“Cause ponies are scared of dragons. And Jane said she had to go do some business.” Barb replied, smirking.

“Well…..that’s interesting…. but I’m not scared of dragons…” Jack thought, chuckling.

“Oh daaarrrlling! Get away from the ‘man’ you might scare him with your advances.” Rarity said, smirking.

Jack felt confused, “What she talkin’ bout?” Jack thought, being annoyed.

The butter-yellow Pegasus giggled, “I’m sure she’s just being friendly Rarity.” She said with a smile, “Oh! My name’s Fluttershy.” She added.

Jack got up with a groan. “Nice to meet you Fluttershy,” He said, smiling.

“.....You seem pretty shy.” Jack stated, looking at her with a blunt expression.

“Well aren’t you a blunt critter.” The orange mare said, “I’m Applejack by the way.”

“Oh hi, Nice to meet you...uh...Applejack.” Jack said, smiling sheepishly.

“She is so hot…..” Jack thought, trying not to drool.

“Why is it that Jack has almost the same lovey-dovey stare that Barb used to have on Rarity?” Rainbow whispered to Twilight, confused.

“So….uh...are you Rarity?” Jack asked the white mare.

Rarity giggled, “Well of course I am darling! Who else am I?” She asked, winking.

When she winked Jack blushed lightly, and looked away with a shy expression.

”It’s like the second coming of Barb when we first moved here.” Twilight thought dryly, giggling silently behind her hand.

“Is the pink crazy one Pinkie Pie? I just...want to make sure,” Jack said, smiling. Let the fun begin!

Pinkie nodded happily, “I’m not crazy Jacky-boy! Everypony else is crazy and I’m the normal one!” The chirped giggling like a psychotic baboon.

Jack gulped, “Man I would really love not to be alone with her,” He whispered to himself in terror.

“So he’s a man huh? That means he’s the only stallion in existence.” Twilight thought, feeling herself get excited.

“So…..Jack?” Rainbow asked, fluttering over to him with a smirk.

Rainbow was 8 ft 3 in, and had….B cups. With a tank-top, and short leggings on.

Jack quirked an eyebrow, “What’s up?” He asked, wondering what she wanted.

“You know that you pretty much bucked yourself being here now right?” She teased him chuckling.

“Uhhhh….what?” Jack asked in confusion, blushing.

Pinkie sped over and shut Rainbow’s mouth with her hand. “Nothing Jacky-wacky! She is just trying to tease you! Right Rainbow?” Pinkie said, smirking.

Rainbow grew an understanding expression and nodded.

“What were you?” Jack felt confused, before he could say anything else though, Rarity walked up to him and smiled gently.

“Darling. Your clothes are um….ruined.” She said, making an ew sound.

“Yeah. And what about?” Jack asked, wondering why she was asking.

She grew a light blush, “I wondered if maybe I could bring you to my boutique and fix your clothes for you.” She asked, giggling.

The other 5 mares grew jealous looks.

“Well… uhh… since I’m living here, I might as well look around.” Jack said, shrugging.

Rarity smiled, “That’s great darling, just tell me when you’re ready.” She said, winking.

“Oh yeah!” Twilight said, just remembering something.

“What?” Jack said, looking curious.

“You have nowhere to live! So one of us is gonna have to take you in!” Twilight said, smiling.

“Oh. Shit.” Jack thought, now knowing what being between a rock and a hard place felt like.

“Uhh...” Jack said, trailing off.

Jane decided to returned and ‘steal’ the show then, “Sorry ladies! But Jacky already agreed to be my roomie! I already have an empty guest room and everything set up for him!”

The others ‘awed’ adorably, having sad expressions on their faces.

Jack blinked. “What? You did? Since when?” Jack asked, curiously.

“Oh why’d you think I didn’t return earlier little guy?” She asked teasingly, “And I figured since I was the first pony you met I’d put you up. It’s a good thing I don’t live in a cloud house hmm?”

“Yeah...but then and who do you live with? There has to be um...somepony you live with?” Jack said, figuring out having to say somepony was a better idea than body.

“Oh I live with Vi and Tavi! Err… Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.” Jane said, “They’re musicians; Vi’s a deejay that makes her own wubs and Tavi is a cellist for the Royal Canterlot Orchestra.”

“Oh! I will get along greatly with them then,” Jack said, smiling happily.

“Because I *LOVE** music!”* Jack thought, chuckling.

“So! Where is this place you live?” Jack asked, trying not to shiver at the glares the 6 mares were giving him.

“Freaking Jane, stealing the cute one,” Rarity thought, crossing her arms with a ‘hmph!’

“Yeah? Where do you live Jane?” Applejack asked, having a mad expression on her face.

“Nooooo! I wanted him to stay here so I could test a few things!” Twilight thought, making a pouting face.

“I live with Vi and Tavi. We expanded the place you know.” Jane said, “Barb helped expand the basement after all!” She added dryly.

Jack walks up to her, still not used to the frame difference and asked, “Can you take me there please?” Jack asked politely.

“Sure cutie. Oh just so you know… if you think I’m a tease just wait until you meet Vi!” Jane said with a giggle, “She might glomp you butt-naked! She’s a nudist in the house~!” She added teasingly, “Oh and she’s albino just like me too~!”

“Oh my god… a nudist.” Jack thought, now showing his blush and becoming a tomato.

“Well you take me there then?” Jack blurted out, blushing heavily.

“Sure. Follow me cutie!” She said now hovering the air, completely forgetting (or just not caring) that she was wearing a skirt and a thong, as she flew slowly out the door.

Jack must’ve been blind, for he did not see a single thing and just walked with her.

“See you girls later!” Jack said, opening the door with a smile.

He looked back to see the girls, waving bye with heart-broken expressions.

He didn’t know why, so he just shrugged and shut the door, following the white albino mare who was hovering in front of him.

“How are you doing that?” Jack asked, in awe at Jane hovering in front of him.

“Well I’ve got wings.” Jane said dryly, “But first…” Jane poked her head back into Golden Oaks, “Don’t worry girls! We won’t keep him all to ourselves! Sharing is caring you know!”

Jack blinked and sighed in annoyance.

“Well…..It seems Rainbow was right about me being bucked…” Jack thought, wondering why he is the only man or stallion here.

“I’m still here,” Jack stated, looking blunt.

“I know.” Jane said with a smirk, “Now come on! If you love my albino plot you’ll love Vi’s~!”

Jack blushes. “I don’t like your albino flank!” He said, failing hard at not trying to blush.

“You say you don’t like them.” Jane grinned, “But your blush says something else. Maybe if you’re a good-colt I’ll show you some more~!”

“That *BUCKING WHORSE*!!!” Rarity raged mentally.

“S-shut up.” Jack meekly said, following Jane to her home.

1 hour and 30 minutes later………..

“So this is your home huh?” Jack asked, quirking his eyebrows.

“Yeah what you think?” Jane asked with a smile.

“It’s a nightclub…” Jack deadpanned.

“Only on the weekends. Typically on those days Tavi and I shack up in Canterlot with a friend of hers.” I explained, “We don’t have to worry about Vi though, she’s got her wild orgy-days out of her during the beginning of her career as a deejay.” Jane added with a smirk, “In fact… that’s how we met…”

“Wow…..holy…” Jack said, his eyes widening in shock.

“.......Before I go in there, do they know that you’re bringing a guest?” Jack asked, shuddering.

“Oh yeah! Vi can’t wait to meet you~!” Jane said with a smile, “And Tavi… well do you like tea?”

“.....Kinda,” Jack said, shrugging.

“Well… you’ll learn to love it.” Jane said, “She makes a mean pot of tea and other than water, coffee, and the occasional cider that’s all we drink.”

“Oh…..Interesting,” Jack said, smiling.

“Can you tell them that I’m gonna have my eyes closed though, please?” Jack asked, curiously.

“Okay… I’ll go tell Vi you’re not ready for her smexiness~!” Jane teased before entering the nightclub/house.

Jack gulps. “No. I am not ready for the smexiness of anypony here right now.” Jack whispered to himself, shutting his eyes comfortably.

“Oi! Tavi! Make Vi put on some clothes! We got either a prude or a virgin as a roomie here!” Jane yelled after entering the house.

“I’m a fucking virgin.” Jack whispered, opening the door with his eyes shut.

“Oh? The rare stallion that you talked about is here? All right…” Octavia said, skeptically.

Jane guided Jack into the living room and sat him down on the couch, “Vi! You dressed yet!? Don’t make me come up there!!”

“Bring it! You can’t make me wear’em!!” Vi, Jack assumed, shot back from somewhere deeper in the house.

“You probably should Vinyl. Jane’s new friend here seems very...shy indeed,” Octavia asked, giggling.

Jane growled and stomped off leaving Jack alone with Tavi, “Damn stubborn sexy unicorn…” Jane muttered.

Jack felt the other pony beside him and just kept his eyes closed. “um….so who are you?” He asked, smiling sheepishly.

“Oh, my name is Octavia, but my friend Vinyl and Jane call me Tavi,” She said, in a refined British accent.

“And which one is Vinyl?” Jack asked, curiously.

A weight fell into Jack’s lap and he felt two modest-sized breasts pressing into his chest, “Ooo! He is cute~!” The mare, Vi Jack assumed, cooed in delight, “Did you bring us a colt-toy Jane? I knew there was a reason I love you~!”

Jack blushed and kept his eyes shut. “I am not opening them.” I felt my shirt rip off, “And I am not looking.” Jack stated, crossing his arms.

“Oh my….” Octavia said, feeling his chest.

“Please don’t touch me,” Jack said, biting back a moan.

“Hmm! My you’re quite a fit one aren’t you~!” Jane said, “You sure you don’t want to fool around?”

“Eenope,” Jack said, moving his head to the side.

“Okay. Down Vi!” Jane said pulling amorous unicorn off Jack, “And have you been talking to Gala Apple?”

“No I haven’t I am just not accepting this,” Jack said, shaking his head with his eyes still closed.

“Just playing! You’re so fun to tease!” Jane said, “Now Vi, seriously, getting some bucking clothes on before he keels over from embarrassment!”

Jack heard Vi stomp off, hopefully to get some clothes, and Jack risked opening his eyes.

Jack opened his eyes to see a brown mare with clothes on and Jane, with her usual stuff on.

“Phew!” Jack said, putting on a relieved smile.

“Don’t relax yet Jacky-boy~!” Jane said with a smirk, “We all sleep in the nude and we’re zombies in the morning without coffee. One time Vi wandered around Ponyville naked because she didn’t get her morning coffee.”

“Yes she did, and that day was very interesting indeed,” Octavia replied, giggling in her hand.

“Uhhhhh… frick, forgot to introduce myself. Name’s Jack,” He said to Octavia with a smile.

Octavia giggled, “Jane kept on going about the cute alien stallion she met.” Octavia said with a smirk, “It’s nice to know she wasn’t hallucinating again.”

“That was ONE time!” Jane whined, “How was I supposed to know Vi spiked my tea with acid!”

“Well don’t worry, I’m full male right here.” Jack said, laughing sheepishly.

Octavia’s pink eyes stared at him, and she smirked, “Well that’s nice to know.” She said, feeling his shoulder.

“Uh oh! Tavi’s got that look in her eye! Man I hope Vi’s brushed up on her silencing spells cause I think Jack got Mistress Tavi’s motor running!” Jane thought with a smirk.

“Are you coming on to me? And is Vinyl any worse?” Jack asked, noticing the huge brown mare feel him up. He felt terror seeping into him with what Vinyl would do to him when she’s back.

“Oh god...if Vinyl is worse I’m gonna end up like a second sun with how badly I blush.” Jack thought, gulping.

“Well… Vi she’s a… free-spirit you know? She has no filter between her brain and mouth, and she wears her heart on her sleeve.” Jane explained, “So… yeah. She’s a hundred times worse than Tavi or myself. We’ll try to reign her in okay? No promises though.”

Jack gulped, and felt Octavia touching his stomach. “Will you please stop feeling me?” He asked, a light blush growing.

The gray mare sighed, “Fine!” She said reluctantly, “I’m going to make Vi and Jane scream later tonight for bring this lovely looking creature here that’s a bloody prude!!” The ironic thing? Before Octavia met Vi she was a prude… go figure…

Jack chuckles. “I just uh….don’t want to...be molested right now.” He said, scratching his hair.

Than he heard somepony giggling behind him, and he felt like he was now trapped.

“Molested is such an ugly word!” Vi said in a… Brooklyn accent, “It’s more like… admiring the goods really.” Vi finished reaching down and playing his nipples.

“OH MY GOD!” Jack said, getting up and blushing heavily, “DON”T TOUCH THOSE please!” Jack squeaked out, blushing.

Jane groaned and cuffed Vi upside the head, “Damn it mare! Keep yourself under control! He hasn’t even been in this world for a whole bucking day!” She snapped, “Just because you’re all touchy-feely doesn’t mean everypony is!”

“Yeah! Maybe you should wait for him to get more comfortable before doing that!” Octavia said, glaring at her sternly.

Vi whined before moving to the chair opposite of the couch, allowing Jack his first sight of the… amorous unicorn. Well, for one… she wasn’t exactly wearing clothes. She was actually only wearing a bra and panties… very big panties. Oh, and lacy. VERY lacy!!

“Why are her panties so big?” Jack thought in confusion. She had violet eyes, he could tell from the purple glasses she wore, and saw that when she adjusted the glasses.  She was almost as white as Jane and or Rarity, that blue hair was all over the place too.

“So…. what time is it?” Jack asked Jane, quirking an eyebrow.

“Oh it’s about…” She looks at the clock, “11:30 p.m. why? She asked curiously, “Getting sleepy?”

Jack nods, yawning. “I’ve been up ever since 6:30 a.m and I am very tuckered out.”

“Can you maybe lead me to my guest room please?” Jack asked, smiling.

“Tavi? Could you show him the way? I wanna make sure Vi doesn’t try anything.” Jane said with a wiry smile.

“Of course. I’ll lead him there,” Tavi said, getting up with a smile. “Follow me Jack. I’ll take you there.” She said, motioning him to follow her.

Jack nodded, and followed her, without trying to look at her swaying flank.

Jane shook her head before looking at Vi, “Now listen. I know just how affectionate you can be. I love you for it! But seriously, we’ll have to take it slow with Jack. He’s damn skittish and a virgin so I think or exhibitionist nudists ways will have to retire at least for a short while. Besides I think he doesn’t even know about us ‘mares’ yet!”

“Fine! Fine… I’ll play softball with the cutie!” Vi grumbled with a pout, “And what do you mean he don’t know about us ‘mares’ you saying he doesn’t know about-” Jane slapped her hand over her muzzle.

“Shh! You don’t want him to hear do you? Can you imagine how bad he’ll freak if he finds out what mares are packing here!?” Jane hissed, “We want to help him settle before springing the whole ‘Oh yeah! Everypony here has something extra!’ thing on him??”

“Here’s your room Jack.” Octy said, smiling.

“Thanks.” Jack said, drowsily.

Octy smiled, and watched him go inside.

“Good night.” He said, waving good-night to Octavia.

“Night.” She replied, shutting the door quietly.

Jack sat on the bed with a sigh, and closed his eyes.

“All right. Glasses on table, and….nighty-night,” He said, yawning and shutting his eyes.

He started snoring peacefully and thought of one thing.

“Maybe things won’t be as bad as I thought here…” He thought, mentally smiling.