No one is normal

After fainting last night in knowing such a...well, horrible event for him to know. He was now asleep and unconscious, wondering how such a nice looking mare like Celestia would…act like that. But the thing was, he was right. Jack was right about Celestia not acting like her true self. Because he was not ‘alone’ with her..

Today is day three on being here. I think...i am accepting my life here too easily. I mean, Jane likes me, Aj kisses me, rarity almost bucks me but decides not too, and then a Princess tells me her older sister Celestia wants to make me a…breeding male to all mares pretty much. Just, just great. Jack thought in irritation, shaking his head and sighing quietly with a frown.

Jack opens his eyes, rubbing his forehead with a bit of tiredness, “Did I faint?” He asked himself out loud.Luna giggled herself, “Yes you did.” She said with a smile, “Though it’s understandable really. I certainly would faint if our places were reversed. But seriously. Don’t wander alone.”

So Jack looked at Luna, and brought his hands up with a groan as he blushed, “Seriously? Now your being naked? Are you just trying to tease me now Luna?” Jack asked the dark princess in irritation. Luna blinked before she looked at her own lack of dress before she snapped her fingers and she was suddenly wearing a figure hugging dress, “Better?” She asked with a smile.

Jack sighed, “Yes. Thank you.” He said dryly which made the Night Princess giggle in response.

“You look more cuter with a dress on anyways.” Jack teases the Princess, sitting up beside her with a stretch. Luna just smiled at that with a light blush dusting her cheeks

“So is there anypony else in this house? Besides you, Jane, Tavi and Vinyl…right?” Jack asked, rubbing his head as he was remembering who lived here.

Luna shook her head, “The Elements left to their respective home, and my sister returned to Canterlot thankfully.” She paused in thought, “Truly… I love my sister… but well… agelessness is more of a burden then a gift. Remember that young Jack.

Jack gave an understanding nod, “I will but Luna...i'm still gonna say no. Because what your sister will be asking of me…it just sounds impossible to do.” He admits to her with a frown.

“I don’t expect you to Jack.” Luna said, “But I just want you to understand that she was a nice mare once upon a time. Age can jade anypony and my sister has lived for many millennia.

“I get it. Trust me I do,” Jack says with a nod, “But i'm a human. I'm an only guy, rare stallion here. So, I would not like to be seen as ...so important for just getting here.”

Luna nodded in understanding, “Besides even if my sister got her hands on you, you wouldn’t be able to impregnate every mare in Equestria.” Luna said, “Having the same father for an entire population wouldn’t be good for genetic variety.”

“But that’s not gonna stop her from tryin.” Jack retorted annoyingly with a roll of his eyes.

“My sister is many things but she isn’t foolish.” Luna said not really taking offense, “An entire population sharing the same father? On generation of inbreeding is ‘allowable’ but more then one will cause genetic faults in future generations.”

“Yeah well..I wouldn’t be surprised if she somehow knew a cloning spell and just made different me’s. That would be a riot!” Jack says with a laugh.

Luna just rolled her eyes, “Well you just relax some.” She said before she left the house presumably to return to Canterlot.

_”Good luck with me getting any relaxation for who I live with…”_ Jack thought bitterly, specifically thinking about Vinyl…..and Octavia.

A clothed Jane came up from behind him and hugged him, “Don’t worry. Me and the other girls will keep you safe.” She said with a smile, “And don’t you worry about Vi getting in your bed anymore. Me and Tavi had some very harsh words with her.”

“You know….” Jack looks at Jane, “Aside from others. I think i'm fine with you three being nude now.” He admits with a light smile.

Jane just giggled, “You say that but I think you’d be saying something else if you woke up with Vi’s morning wood pressed against your back.” She said dryly, “But regardless I got Vi to swear to tone down her antics.”

“Well I mean it Jane.” Jack pokes her nose with a smile, “I kissed Tavi last night so...I can at least be fine with you girls being nude. But just you three.”

Jane just shook her head, “Well Vi will be ecstatic at least.” She said dryly, “But I’ll make it clear to her no smexy times yet.”

“Can i see Tavi actually?” Jack asked her curiously, “After that.. .kiss, I felt something for a sec there with her.”

Jane giggled before she nodded and left to get Tavi. Five minutes later Tavi entered the room and smiled at Jack.

“You wanted to see me?” She asked with a smile.

Jack looked at Tavi, giving a smile back and patting the spot beside him “Sit by me?”

Tavi smiled and sat beside the smaller human, “Of course. Something on your mind?” She asked pleasantly.

Jack wraps his hand around hers, and breathes in and out, “...Can I take you out on a date?” he asked with a blush.

Tavi giggled with a faint blush herself, “Sure…” She said, “Umm.. just with me or will Vi and Jane be with us as well?”

“Just with you.” Jack replies, holding her hand tightly, “I felt...something from our ...little thing last night.”

Tavi giggled, “Okay.” She said with a smile, “So when do you want to go out on our date?”

Jack stood up and smiled, “I wanted to know if...we could go date now?”

Tavi giggled and nodded with a smile.

“So...is it normal to take mares out on a date, naked, or clothed?” Jack asked Tavi sheepishly, “Cause uhm...i just really want to know how..things work here.”

“Clothed.” Tavi said with a smile, “It’s considered rude to go out all natura well I think it is anyway. I mean some couples do regardless but still. I think it’s rude by I think that’s solely because of my upbringing.”

“Well i'm just asking cause…”  Jack smiles, “I kinda...liked you naked most…” he admitted, blushing red. “It also adds that you were quite nice when it happened too.”

Tavi giggled with a smile, “Very well.” She said shaking her head.

Jack held his hand out, “Then shall we?” he asked in a very gentlemanly manner.

Tavi giggled and took his hand, “I know just the place too!” She said with a smile, “It’s a little diner called Rosies Grill and Subs.”

“It sounds perfect. Bring me there,” Jack said, trying to sound excited as he smiles too.

--------- Meanwhile, in Canterlot

Luna sighed, teleporting back into her castle home. Knowing that Celestia her sister, was probably waiting for her to come home. She quickly made her way to a private room where she knew her sister was waiting. Upon entering the room she saw her sister sitting there lost in thought with a glass of wine in her hand.

Celestia seems to be swirling the glass of wine, looking into it with a very lost expression.

“... You must think me a heartless mare sister…” Tia said sounding somewhat distant and lost in thought, “My thoughts regarding Jack are solely for the betterment of ponykind… my plans would result in the return of the stallion gender and us reversing the transmutation of all futamares back into normal mares. Is that really so horrible? Sacrifice ones happiness for the greater good?”

“Dear sister….” Luna says, coming to sit by her with a sigh, “It's just your putting this on him...pretty quickly. Can’t you maybe wait a little bit before...having to ask him this heavy burden?”

Celestia just took a sip of wine in thought; it was true she thought. Luna thought she was jaded and well… she isn’t wrong. Being cursed, in Celestia’s opinion anyway, with agelessness meant that she outlived everypony she ever cared for. Friends, lovers, even her own family… all that leaves scars on the soul that aren’t easily healed. Eventually Celestia distanced herself in hopes to protect herself. But that is a train of thought for another time…

“You are right of course sister…” Celestia said softly, “I’m just… eager to be rid of these unnatural girthy appendages.” She added with a slight scowl, “I wouldn’t mind if they were temporary things but… they get in the way…”

“I wish magic could get rid of these annoying appendages too sister..” Luna says, rolling her eyes in irritation, “i understand your eagerness but, in order for this to work...he’s going to have to give up, a lot of things for it to happen.” Luna said in a dead serious tone.

Celestia smiled slightly, “I know sister…” She said with a sigh, “Maybe we should… ease him into it? Maybe instead of having him impregnate them himself… maybe artificial insemination?”” She mused, “Maybe have him donate some seed once a month? Use some potency potions to ensure he produced more than a few ounces at a time?”

Luna looks at her sister bluntly, “This is one male we’re talking about thy sister. Not a thousand.” She says bemusedly.

“I know sister.” Celestia said with a huff but she did have a smile on her face, “But the potions would help him produce enough. Probably a gallon of seed a month or does that sound unreasonable?”

Luna just rubs her forehead with a groan, “Jack is a male. That's all we know. Hay he could be sterilized for all we know!” she exclaims in irritation.

“That's a big if might I add.” Luna added, noticing her sister almost having a heart attack, “We’ll see what happens when the nurses get a hold of him. On what he produces and all that.”

“Then we are in agreement?” Celestia asked.

“...For now.” Luna replied with an agreed nod.

Celestia smiled and poured another glass of wine for herself and Luna before holding it up, “To a brighter future without bothersome girthy appendages.”

Luna smiled and chinked her own wine glass against Celestia’s, “Indeed sister. Indeed.” She said before the both took a sip of wine.