No one is normal

by Chris Mcgrassio

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance, Octavia, Sex, Pinkie Pie, DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Applejack, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 19419

A human named Jack, has always wondered about how life is like. Having done it all but be in the military. He sometimes wonders if life is worth it and being important is not even needed. In his thoughts he always thinks, anything can happen. Enjoy!

Yep, Pretty much done it all in my life. But I guess I didn't because now I'm on the god-forsaken world named Equestria. Now I live around mares, fillies and colts. What I've always been curious about though, is where the heck all the stallions dissapeared. Then I thought I was the only one there and felt confused. This will be one interesting adventure indeed.

Well, I guess I will find out later. Because you all know by now, that anything is possible when your in a new world you know nothing about. Life's such a pain.

Co-Writer, and awesome bro: Nightmare723764

Published 2015-08-14 21:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-01 23:39:21 UTC

Jack, anthro, party fun time

Jack yawned, and felt two arms wrapped around him.

“Uhhh….what the hell?” Jack questioned, feeling his head between two soft…

“Oh god no…” Jack thought, shutting his eyes with a heavy blush.

“Okay...who’s in bed with me?” He asked, trying not to get excited.

“Oh the only other super sexy albino mare you know~!” Vi said teasingly hugging Jack tightly, “I figured you needed a cuddle buddy!”

“Oh! Hi Vinyl…” Jack said, smiling sheepishly with his eyes closed,  “When did you get in bed with me?” He asked, completely confused.

“Oh… I just slipped in about… two in the morning.” Vi said, “I’m a night-pony. Most of the time Jane would stay up with me but she had a hard day yesterday.”

“Jane had a hard day yesterday? Why?” Jack asked, remembering when he first met her.

“Well she went to visit her old haunts in Cloudsdale.” Vi answered, “Emotional baggage you know? It just drained her.”

“Wow….I hope she’s all right,” Jack said, feeling worried for Jane.

“She’ll be fine Jacky-colt! She’s a tough mare! It’s just everypony has their hard days you know?” Vi said with a giggle.

Jack then noticed something poking his butt.

“ What the f- Are you poking me with your finger?” Jack asked, opening one eye to look at the shameless mare.

“Hmm… well I always loved playing with Tavi and Jane’s plots so yeah!” Vi said giggling, “Oh if only you knew~!”

“Wonder what will happen if they come in here and see us like this,” Jack stated bluntly, sighing at Vinyl still poking him. It was making him blush really hard.

Speak of the Devil, or Pony in this case, Jane and Octavia stuck their heads in.

“Jack? Have you seen… Vi…? Celestia damn it Vi!” Jane shouted, “Let him settle in before you try to sleep with him!!”

“You really need to stop doing this to new ponies we meet Vinyl,” Octavia said, sighing in disappointment.

“Wait, she did this to others as well?” Jack asked, complete shock and surprised etched in his voice.

“Sometimes we rent out our guest room.” Jane explained, “Sometimes she scares the renter off… and sometimes it leads to some very interesting conversations during breakfast. Or lunch. Depends on how interesting their time is.”

Jack nods, getting up with his eyes closed. “I shall get up thank you,” He said, trying to get his glasses.

“Vi, give them back.” Jane said noticing the teasing grin on Vi’s muzzle, “And then come with me. I’ll help you out with getting dressed.” Jane added with a wink that Jack completely missed as his eyes were still closed.

“Whatever,” Jack muttered, holding his hand out for Vi to give him his glasses back.

Vi handed Jack his glasses and skulked out, that didn’t last long when Jane smacked her flank making her moan. Afterwards both Vi and Jane ran off.

“Jeez,” Jack said, putting his glasses on and opening his eyes.

“They are so weird indee-oh,” When Jack looked at Octavia, she was naked with only panties on.

“Uhhhhh….”He said, having a nosebleed and feeling woozy.

Octavia smirked. “What? You haven’t seen such a hot mare like me before?” She asked, teasing him.

Jack coughed, and looked away with an embarrassed blush.

“I’ll just uh...go in the front room thanks,” He said, slowly walking out without looking at Octavia, again.

So that’s what he did, not without hearing Octavia giggle again.

“Hot freaking mares, trying to make me shy and all that shit,” Jack muttered, putting his hands in his pockets.

“So tell me. Serious what do you think of Jack Vi?” Jane asked as she pulled on her favorite hoodie.

Vi pulled on some short-shorts and tilted her head in thought. After a few moments the other albino shrugged.

“He’s cute. And he’s so much fun to tease!” Vi said with a giggle, “But honestly… we really need to fix that shyness though…”

“Give him a few weeks before you go about fixing his shyness.” Jane said dryly, “Besides… we don’t even know how he feels about futamares.”

Vi giggled, “Well he might start suspecting something~!”

“What’d you do?” Jane asked bluntly.

“Well… I might have started grinding my morning problem into his plot. He thought I was poking him with my hand!” She said giggling.

Jane sighed and threw a shirt at Vi, “Get dressed. Bloody sex fiend…” Jane muttered

Vi giggled.

Jack was now sitting on the couch, looking into his pants pocket to see that something was still with him.

“Oh hello!” He said, smiling and taking out a little contraption that was in his pocket.

“Heh. Thought I might’ve lost everything when I got here, guess I didn’t.” Jack said, seeing if his music player still had life in it.

“They are musicians right? Let’s see if they like the music I have on here,” Jack said, seeing that it was still working and all that.

“Shit, I need that password I made up! Frick!” He said, trying to remember this password.

“Uhhhh...god dammit,” Jack blushed lightly, and whispered the password. “..........Boobies.” he whispered in shame, and his phone made a welcome noise.

He sighed, “Fucking hate myself for making that password,” Jack said, rolling his eyes.

“So what you doing there Jacky?” Jane asked as she entered the living room with Vi following.

“Oh, getting this music thing working,” Jack replied, smiling.

Vi and Octavia perked up at that, “Music? What kind?” Octavia asked curiously.

“Oh, classical, dubstep, rock, pop, R&B, all that chiz.” Jack said, waving it off as nothing.

“Really? Where’s the records then?” Vi asked tilting her head curiously.

“It’s in this little thing here,” Jack said, showing his little I-pod that was red colored, “It’s called an Ipod,” Jack said with a smile, “Want to hold it?” He asked, looking at them curiously.

”I’d rather give him something else to hold!” Vi thought dirtily, “Sure hand it over cutie!” She said brazenly.

Jack chuckled and handed his Ipod over the the albino mare.

“How does it feel?” Jack asked, curious.

Vi felt the I-pod then, much to Jack’s embarrassment, Vi rubbed his chest. “They’re both so smooth!” She said giggling.

Jack sighed, “I think you should really stop doing that,” He asked, pleading for Vinyl to stop teasing him.

“Fine~!” Vi said with a pout, getting one last grope in before she pulled her hand away and gave the i-pod back, “How’s it work?”

“This button right here turns on the music, you're on pop right now,” Jack explained, clicking on the button and turning on the song that was shown.

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“How was that Vinyl?” Jack asked, smiling in curiosity.

Vi quickly stood up and quickly made her way to the main bedroom. Jane and Tavi giggled.

“You made Vi cream her panties~!” The two mares said in shocking unison giggling.

“Really? Huh. I wonder….” Jack trailed off, playing a classical song for Tavi.

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“How was that song Octavia?” He asked, really interested.

Octavia stared wide eyed before leaving to join Vi. Jane was now rolling around on the floor cackling, “You got her too!! Oh! That’s hilarious!!” She laughed.

“I wonder if I can get you too,” Jack said smirking, “What songs do you like?” He asked, curious.

“Oh… you don’t want to do that!” Jane said with a smirk, “I just might show you just how much I approve! And our clothes would be gone and we’d get all sorts of sweaty~!”

“Then I’ll just put on one of my songs,” Jack said, putting on a song he sings to all the time.

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Jack smiled when he finished, “Man I feel so much better after singing that now, Oh!” He just noticed he had no shirt on and blushed lightly.

Didn’t Rarity say if I wanted to that I could visit her so she can fix my clothes? ….Yeah, I should go do that now Jack thought, nodding.

“Eh… it’s alright. Not my cuppa tea. But it’s a good song.” Jane said with a smirk, “You got a cute singing voice though~!”

“I have this talent of where I can sing girl songs too without even knowing as well,” Jack said, sighing in annoyance.

“Oh really?” Jane quirked a brow, “Hmm… you sure look a bit on the feminine side…” She added looking at his slender frame, “I actually like it~!”

“I can’t help with being so skinny! I mean, I’m effing 18 with a 183 pound frame! And I’m only 6 ft tall! While you're all like…..Gigantic!” Jack said, feeling frustrated, “Also, it’s very hard to talk and do things when I’m trying not to look somewhere else that’s in my eye of vision!” Jack added, blushing.

“Well after you get settled Vi, Tavi, and myself will break you of that shyness.” Jane said with a smirk, “Vi’s nudist ways rubbed off on Tavi and myself… you should try it. It’s very liberating!”

“Yeah… no.” Jack said, growing a blunt expression.

Jane smiled, “You say that now… but who knows what’ll happen in the future?” She said with a giggle.

“I know one thing that’s gonna be happening right now,” Jack said, sighing, “And that’s me going to the Carousel Boutique to see Rarity and ask her if she can fix my clothes for me,” He added, smiling.

Hope Jane isn’t mad at me for saying that, Jack thought, gulping.

“That’s fine.” Jane said with a smile, “Want me to show you where it is before I go to work?”

“Well, if you want to. What with it being morning, Twilight probably already told the whole Ponyville country about me,” Jack said, face-palming.

Jane giggled, “Ponyville’s just a town. And I know that, but some mares might get… grabby.” Jane said, “And while I’m not Aj or Rainbow very few mares are willing to start anything with me.”

“Aj? Rainbow? Uh, yeah….” Jack walked up to Jane and stood behind her, “MARE SHIELD!” He yelled, looking freaked out.

“Yep.” Jane said with a giggle, “And you met them last night! Aj was the orange earth pony you were eye-rutting and Rainbow was the one with the rainbow mane and tail!” Jane added with a smile.

Jack just gulped, “I know. But they freak me out, what with their stares they gave me yesterday,” He shivered, thinking of wrapping his arms around Jane for a second.

“You better not leave my side till we get there Jane,” Jack asked, really trusting her a lot with his life right now.

“Sure.” Jane said with a smile.

With that the two made their way to Corseal Boutique.

Jack put his back to Jane and looked around everywhere to see, huge ass 8 ft ponies in all different colors.

“Jesus this place is packing,” Jack said, shivering.

“Where is the Boutique? Are we there yet? I’m…..kinda freaking out here,” Jack said, laughing awkwardly at the stares he was getting.

“Don’t worry Jack. Just around this corner.” Jane said with a smile.

Jack whimpered, mentally saying fuck it and getting on Jane’s back, wrapping his arms around her in terror.

“Please don’t leave me!” Jack said, begging and not letting go of Jane.

“Okay Jack, just breath!” Jane said worried before making a beeline straight to Rarity’s boutique.

“I don’t want it anymore! Get it away from me!  It’s chasing after me! Don’t leave me here please!” Jack said, his eyes shut with him breathing erratically.

“I won’t Jack, just close your eyes and focus on your breathing.” Jane said, “Nothing is chasing you and if somepony was I’d bust their head open!”

Jack focused on his breathing and sniffed.

“Just please….don’t leave me….don’t leave me to perish….mom,” Jack said, hugging Jane tighter.

Frowning Jane quickened her pace and entered the Carousel Boutique without any preamble or knocking. Rarity looked up, annoyed that somepony just stormed in while she was ‘in the zone’ but said feeling quickly left when she noticed the panicking Jack.

“Are we there?! Is this the Boutique?!” Jack said, looking terrified.

“Yes Jack.” Jane said worried, “You can relax now!”

Jack sighed in relief, letting go of Jane and sitting down on the floor in silence.

I almost let my dark past take over me again. Just stay calm Jack. Your somewhere safe with your acquaintances. Jack thought, smiling in sadness.

Jack climbed off of Jane, accidentally brushing against her wing joints making her stifle a moan and her wings stiffen slightly.

“I forgot why I came here,” Jack stated, sighing in frustration.

“You came here to take up Rarity on getting some clothes Jacky.” Jane said with a smile, knowing not to dig about his freak out.

“Oh yeah! Rarity? Could you help me out with my clothes?” He asked the white mare, now remembering that he is still not wearing a shirt.

Rarity giggled along with Jane, “Well you come to the right place darling!” Rarity said with a smile, “Now then… step over here so I can take your measurements and you can tell me if you have anything specific in mind!”

Jack nods, walking over to Rarity with a smile. “If Jane didn’t walk into the room at that time, I just want to make sure you know that I would’ve rather stayed living with you,” Jack whispered to Rarity, snickering.

“I can hear you, you know Jacky?” Jane said with a smirk, “Don’t worry. I certainly don’t hold it against you. Next to Shy Rarity is one of the most desirable mares in Ponyville!”

“Well, I still mean it. Aside from the others, the one’s that I trust closest are you and Rarity, since I talked to you two more than the others,” Jack said, shrugging with a smile.

Rarity and Jane giggled before kissing Jack’s cheeks, making him blush like a madman. “That’s awfully sweet of you Jacky!” Jane said with a smile, “I haven’t really heard that all that much.”

Jack scratched his hair in embarrassment. “T-thanks.” He said, coughing in his hand.

“So! Uhhh...clothes Rarity?” He asked, smiling shyly.

“Where is it at anyways? The measurement stuff and all that?” Jack asked, trying to change the subject.

“Yes darling,  Come along now!” She said, mentioning to Jack to follow her with a smile.

“Oh! And Jane can’t come in, it can only fit two!” Rarity said, smirking.

Jack nods, “You won’t mind will you Jane?” He asked curiously.

Jane smirked, “If anything I feel jealous. A beautiful mare like Rarity all over you?” She said with a teasing grin.

Jack muttered under his voice and went into the room Rarity was waiting for him in.

“Okay! Now I need you to get your clothes off so I can know exactly how your clothes need to be!” Rarity said, smiling.

Jack blushed, “What?” He asked, gulping.

Rarity smirked. “I need you naked darling.” She said, giggling.

“.....Can I just keep underwear on?” He asked, frowning.

Rarity pouted, “Well you’re no fun.” She said, nodding in reluctance.

Jack took his pants off, and he was now in just his underwear.

“... He is pretty adorable and hot indeed.” Rarity thought, blushing lightly.

Jane took a seat on a lounge chair and grabbed a magazine, she got any hour or two before she needed to get to work anyway. More then enough time to take Jack back to the house. Silently settling herself in for a wait Jane missed a miniature Rarity entering the shop.

“Sis? Where are you!?” She asked with a pout.

Jane looked at her and smiled, “Hey Sweetie! She’s just getting some measurements. She’ll be out here soon.” Jane said with a smile.

“Oh! Miss Jane! Hi!” Sweetie said with a bright smile, “Who’s Jack? Somepony new?” She asked tilting her head.

Jane nodded and motioned for Sweetie to sit beside her, “Sit down and I’ll tell you all about him.” She said with a giggle.

“Him?” Sweetie tilted her head confused.

Jane giggled and started regaling Sweetie with how Jack is male and such.

“Are you done down there yet?” Jack asked, blushing.

Rarity was measuring his weight, and knew for a fact that Jack was a very slim and fit man indeed.

“With how soft and squishy his skin is, It’s almost hard to believe that he is a man.” Rarity thought, giggling at his bashful look.

“Don’t worry Jack darling. We’re done and I’m through with teasing you, right now,” She said, giggling with a smile.

“J-just let me go so I can wait for my clothes please,” Jack asked, putting his pants on with a blush and a shy look showing in his deep brown eyes.

Rarity nodded with a smile. “Of course! Now shoo! Go spend some time with Jane and I’ll be done soon,” She said, winking.

Jack nodded, but before she left, Rarity tickled him with her tail and Jack had a hard time stifling a snicker.

“And he’s sensitive everywhere as well! I knew there was a reason why he was smiling throughout the whole measurements.” Rarity thought, leaving him with a giggle.

Jack gulped, and went back out to see Jane and a….new white pony sitting by her with an innocent smile on her face.

“Who’s that Jane?” Jack asked, feeling confused and raising his eyebrows.

“Oh this is Sweetie Belle! Rarity’s little sister!” Jane said with a smile, “Say hello Sweetie.”

“Hi!” Sweetie Belle chirped, “Are you really male?” She asked wide eyed.

Jack nodded warily making Sweetie gasp before she darting forward and started poking and prodding him, “Really? There hasn’t been a stallion in Ponyville for… gosh forever!” She said excitedly.

“Please stop poking me Sweetie,” Jack gulped, not wanting her to touch his little guy on accident.

Jack sat on the couch, and Sweetie being the curious mare she is, sat on his lap. Jack grunted and made a wide-eyed expression.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 7 FT MARE ON MY LAP! PAIN! OH MY GOD PAIN!” Jack thought, trying not to whimper in hurt or sadness at her sitting on his lap. And her tail wagging in excitement on his legs were not helping anything!

Jane giggled, “Sweetie? I think you’re hurting him.” She said with a wry smirk, “He’s a lot more petite than a pony after all.”

“Yes I am, please get off of me,” Jack asked, whimpering.

“Really?” Sweetie hopped off all teary eyed, “I’m sorry Mister Jack!” She cried hugging the human, pressing his face into her well-developed chest.

Jack muffled into her chest, blushing heavily with a wide-eyed expression.

“THIS NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT NOW!” Jack thought, trying to get out of her strong grip “Actually…..why don’t I just sit here for a second? This...kinda feels nice.” Jack thought, saying fuck it and sighing into her clutch.

Jane giggled, “Who’d of thought it’d be Sweetie to break his shyness and not Vi, Tavi, or myself? I’ll admit… I’m kinda disappointed…” Jane thought with a smile.

“Oooh! This is nice!” Sweetie said brightly, “Do you have a special somepony?” She asked suddenly.

“I thought Scoots was the bold one!” Jane thought wide eyed.

Jack still said muffling things, making Sweetie confused.

“Sweetie… he does need to breath…” Jane said dryly.

Sweetie blinked before gasping and ‘freeing’ Jack from her clutches, “Oh my Celestia! I’m soooo sorry Jack!” She blurted embarrassed.

“I am not with anyone and I feel soooo light-headed right now,” Jack replied, a light blush and a happy smile on his face.

“Is Rarity done with my clothes yet?” Jack asked, trying to not move his body for he was knowing if he did he would fall unconscious.

Speak of the Devil, or rather the Pony, as Rarity just entered with a shirt, a pair of pants, and a pair of underwear.

“This is all I could make on such short notice darling. It’ll be a few days until I can make you a wardrobe.” Rarity said with a smile.

“Well thank you!” Jack said, smiling in appreciation,“....Oh, I need to pay!” Jack added, facepalming with a groan.

“Oh don’t worry about it darling. I’m a generous mare after all.” Rarity said, “Though I’m sure you’ll find some way to compensate me later.” She added with a smile.

For one moment, Jack thought about how it would be like to have his head in Rarity’s heavenly breast that jiggled about when she smiled. “Oh my god them c cups are hot…” Jack thought, gulping with a blush.

“Of course I’ll make up for it later! I always do! For my…..friends,” Jack said, smiling.

He got up, took the clothes and went to go try them on.

“Now then…..what happened while I was getting his clothes ready?” Rarity asked, smirking.

“Oh well Sweetie plopped down in his lap and gave him a little impromptu lap dance, then she hugged him and nearly smothered him with her breasts.” Jane said smirking.

Sweetie Belle just blushed and hid her face behind her hands.

“Ooohhh darling! I’m so proud of you sweetie!” Rarity said, nuzzling her little sister with a smile.

“But sis! I hurt him! But I didn’t mean too!” She cried.

“But it was an accident. You didn’t realize he was so much frail compared to a pony after all.” Rarity said.

“Yeah. He is a 6ft 183 pound human man. And what are mare’s today? Like almost...over 8 ft with uhhh…..500 pounds with how we are like?” Rarity asked, giggling.

”He really needs a lot of protection though, a single mare could just glomp him and steal him if he didn’t know what he was doing, and with how mare’s are so ‘touchy-feely’ when an actual stallion shows…..yeah.” Rarity thought, feeling determined to protect her new friend.

“What devious thoughts are bouncing around your head their Rarity?” Jane asked, “I know you’re thinking about something. Perhaps something to due with our new human friend?” She added with a smirk.

“Yeah. I needed to tell him about how he needed protection from all the mares, and that Pinkie Pie had a surprise for him,” Rarity explained, giggling.

“You’re talking about the party and not something else right?” Jane asked with a dirty smirk,

“Cause I don’t think he’s ready to see her other party cannon!” She added with a perverse giggle.

“Well, I heard everypony is gonna be there, and Pinkie and the other’s had a plan of where we would try to make Jack safe from the one’s that are uh… open-minded. “Rarity said, giggling.

Jack walked in with the new clothes on, His shirt saying ‘I am rare, don’t touch me.’ and casual pants. “...why does my shirt say this?” He asked, feeling confused.

Jane took one look and fell over laughing, Sweetie joining her soon after.

“What? Seriously, why does this shirt say this?” He said, sighing at how white the shirt was compared to his black lacey pants.

“And why do I feel like I’m wearing effing panties?” Jack thought, feeling very confused at how uncomfortable his underwear was.

“I… think Rarity is just… protecting you in her own way!” Jane gasped out, her muzzle and face red from laughing so hard.

“Really?” Jack asked, feeling touched at Rarity’s way of showing how much she cared for him.

“Is that true Rarity?” He asked, smiling in curiosity.

Rarity smiled, “Well of course Darling! Your a friend and with how this place is, I need to make sure your safe or else I might lose you!” She said, smiling.

“....You’ll never lose me, I’ll still be here,” Jack said, smiling in appreciation with a blush.

Rarity giggled with a smile.

“That goes for you too Jane!” Jack said, snickering.

Jane smiled, “You’re a sweetheart Jack.” Jane said, “Put anypony trying to take you will have a hell of a fight on their hands! And I’m speaking for Vi and Tavi as well. We’re all quite fond of you after all.”

Jack couldn’t help it, and hugged Jane. “Thanks...that means a lot to me,” He said fondly, smiling.

Jane kissed Jack on the cheek, “Well let’s get you back to the house. Unless you want to spend the day with Rarity hmm?” Jane asked.

“You didn’t have to kiss my cheek,” Jack replied, blushing heavily, “And I don’t know….I thought maybe I could see what was up with Rarity maybe?” He added, smiling sheepishly.

“Sure.” Jane said with a smile, “Just be careful. Rarity is a downright ruthless flirt!” She added with a laugh.

Getting up Jane waved and left the shop and flew towards the Ponyville Weather office.

“Okay, So what was this thing Pinkie was talking about?” Jack asked in confusion, not caring that Sweetie was petting his hair with a smile.

“Well darling...I think I should maybe get my work done before telling you,” Rarity said, winking and leaving.

Giving Jack a look at her swaying ass, and he gulped which made Rarity giggle.

”Such an innocent man he is…” Rarity thought, smiling.

“Why are you petting me Sweetie?” Jack asked the purple haired mare, since she’s the only one with him.

“Cause I want too!” She chirped, “Your mane feels alot different then everypony else's mane!”

“What? You like it?” Jack asked snickering, “Or do you have a crush on me even though we just met?” He added smirking teasingly.

Sweetie blushed and buried her face in Jack’s hair.

Jack smiled, “That’s adorable Sweetie, you have a filly-crush on me. I don’t mind, just be yourself and I’ll think about it,” He said, laughing with a smile.

Jack heard a door knock and felt curious, “Now who could that be?” He asked the shy Sweetie that was hiding in his hair.

“Ah’m comin in!” A young voice with a southern twang said before a yellow-green filly with a red mane and even redder mane-bow entered. She wore daisy-dukes and a tight t-shirt the showed off her trim belly.

“I think you're rubbing off of me Applebloom, you didn’t even wait for somepony to ask who is it,” Another young scratchy voice said, showing a orange mare with purple hair. The wings on her back were small and very interesting, and she wore baggy jeans with a loose shirt, showing her A-cup hooters out with no care in the world.

“Girls! I wanna to introduce you to my new friend!” Sweetie said happily, “This is Jack!!” She added gesturing to Jack.

Jack waved with a smile, “Sup? You friend’s of Sweetie here?” He asked, curiously.

“Wow! What’re you?” Applebloom asked curiously, “Are you the critter mah sister’s going on about?”

“Huh? Your sister?” Jack asked in confusion, standing up. He felt appalled, for these two were still taller than him and he felt like his manliness was just dissipating the more he stayed here.

“Yeah! Mah sister Applejack!” Applebloom said, “Wow I guess she wasn’t kidding about you being cute!”

Jack blushed shyly “This mare is related to that hot mare? Oh man…” Jack thought, trying to get rid of the sudden *boing!* He heard in his pants. Thankfully, they couldn’t see it with how his clothes were like.

“You’re her sister? Wow!” Jack said, feeling shocked with a light blush.

Applebloom giggled, “Wow you sound like Barb use to when she was crushing on Rarity!” She said with a teasing smile.

“ No I don’t!” Jack said, blushing.

“And let me guess, this orange one here is related to Rainbow?” Jack asked, sighing.

“Nope! Would be cool to be related to her though! Name’s Scootaloo, number one fan of Rainbow Dash!” The orange mare said, smirking.

“Well….I was close,” Jack said, snickering.

“Shush you,” Scootaloo said, poking his forehead with a bashful smile.

Jack nods, “Now question, Why are you two here?” He asked, feeling uncomfortable around the mares he just met.

“Well we was wanting to drag Sweetie to our old clubhouse and hang out!” Applebloom said with a smile.

“Okay! Can I come with?” Jack asked, knowing that if he stayed that problems would arise.

Scoots smirked and said, “Yeah, Why not? It would be more fun anyways,” She replied, surprising Jack at her picking him up under her shoulder like nothing.

“Woah!” Jack said, astonished at her shocking strength.

“It’s going….and it’s gone.” Jack thought, now feeling like he was a girl at this point.

“Scootaloo! Put him down this instant!” Rarity said reentering the lounging area.

“Awww! But I don’t wanna! He’s so small and nimble!” Scootaloo said, snickering.

“He’s not as durable as a pony!” Rarity snapped, “You could easily hurt him now put him down!”

Scootaloo pouted, “Fine.” She relented, and put Jack down with both her hands.

“Jesus Christ this mare is strong! … Oh god.” Jack now thought of how strong the other mares were, and felt pretty terrified with the expression he was now showing.

Rarity went about fussing over Jack, “And now you know why we’re so protective of you Jack.” Rarity said, “And Scootaloo is just a pegasus! Earth ponies, like Applebloom here, are even stronger!”

And that’s when Jack knew, that no matter what he did, he was gonna be someponies bitch in the end. And that conclusion had now made him feel sad and heartbroken.

“... God must hate me,” He whispered to himself, looking broken.

“Now why would you say that?” Rarity asked, with Sweetie, Scoots, and Applebloom looking on curiously.

“My life has sucked so much, being abused and left all alone to myself when I was 10. And now I’m here, with mares that could possibly kill me with one punch if they wanted to, and that’s not counting how strong the earth versions are.” Jack explained bluntly, face-palming with a sigh.

“And now I am so worthless to everypony here, I am now rare and important with how I am possibly the only man and or stallion alive here. It’s not fair. I didn’t want this, and I guess god just gave it to me because reasons.” He said wooing un-enthusiastically,“Now no matter what happens, I will end up being someponies bitch, and or slave. No matter what I do in my life as of now,” Jack said, not noticing that he was tearing up now.

“Fricking….God dammit,” He whispered to himself, making a shell and hiding his head in his legs.

Rarity cuffed Jack upside the head, “Do you really think we will allow that Jack!?” She asked sternly, “Just because everypony is stronger doesn’t mean you can simply give up! You simply grit your teeth, pony the buck up, and move on!”

“I wish I could.” Jack said, getting up and looking at Rarity in depression. “But I can’t. because I’ve been through so much pain that you don’t know about and…..ow!” Jack said, feeling the pain hit his head now.

“...Oh my god that hurt!” Jack said, holding his back head in pain.

“Does she even know how strong she is?! JESUS!” Jack thought, thinking that he has became a wimp with all this shit happening.

“I didn’t hold back if that’s what you’re thinking. Unicorns aren’t the strongest ponies.” Rarity said, “I understand you’ve suffered through your life but that doesn’t give you the right to wallow in self pity! After Princess Luna was freed from Nightmare Moon she didn’t wallow in past mistakes! She mourned over her actions of course but she eventually accepted it and moved on! You have a chance to be happy now so use it!”

Jack sighed, feeling like he was being stupid. So he got up and grew a determined expression.

“I will find a way! I AM NOT A LITTLE SHIT! …..That still hurt though,” Jack said, whimpering in pain.

Rarity giggled and pulled Jack into a hug and kissed him where she hit him, “Let me kiss it and make it better!” She said with a smile.

Jack sighed into the touch, “Thank you. I promise I’ll change. Such an idiot I am, for thinking that things would get worse,” He said, hugging her back and letting his head go into her breasts.

“I don’t care anymore. I’m gonna get myself to be more brave and try and see if these mares I know actually care for me like this.” Jack thought, nuzzling Rarity’s chest with a smile.

Jack did not know what was happening, but he felt another 6 arms wrap around him as well.

“JACKY~! IT'S PARTY TIME~!!!” Pinkie cried jumping out of the dressing room.

Jack went out of Rarity’s grasp and widened his eyes at Pinkie showing up out of nowhere.

“Wait, Party time?!” Jack asked, feeling completely confused at what she meant, “And who else was hugging me when I was doing that?” Jack added, blushing.

“Why, Sweetie and the girls of course!” Rarity said with a smile, “Nopony likes to see a depressed pony, or human in this case.”

“No one does? Oh well, thanks.” Jack said, growing shy for no reason, “Now um Pinkie? Did you hear everything while being in that dresser?” Jack asked, feeling worried that she might be mad at him.

“Oh course I wouldn’t be mad at you Jacky!!” Pinkie said with a smile, “It’s okay!”

“Please don’t tell the others,” Jack asked, frowning. ”Even though you will…” Jack thought, sighing in annoyance.

“So, what do you mean by party?” Jack asked, feeling curious with an eyebrow raised.

“Why you’re Welcome to Equestria/Ponyville/Elysium party!” She said excited, “I decided to make it a small one with the girls, Tavi and Vi, and Jane! Oh and the CMC as well!”

“You did? Well thank you Pinkie Pie, for making it a party not with all the ponies here,” Rarity said, feeling quite surprised that she actually did that.

“And where will this party be taken place?” Jack asked, curious.

“So I know where I need to stay away from.” He thought, smiling.

“At Jane, Vi, and Tavi’s place!” Pinkie said with a smile, “Originally it was going to be in at the library but I changed my mind!”

“Huh. Okay.” Jack said, cursing under his breath for he knew he was screwed.

Jack had a hard time looking in Pinkie’s eyes. She looked so innocent, so yet dirty at the same time. And those bras and panties she had on were very lacey,Her bra looked ready to come off with it not being able to handle her Double D breast. They were almost bigger than Jack’s head!

“I bet she’s got to have like an extra spine or two with those giant melons on her chest!” Jack thought wide eyed

“Can we go then? I’m getting bored here,” Scoots asked, lazily flapping her wings.

Pinkie giggled, “Let’s go!” She cheered, which was mirrored by the CMC.

“I’m just gonna walk by you Rarity,” Jack said, sighing.

“That’s okay darling,” She replied, giggling.

They walked out, following the 4 mares to the house.

(7:00 PM, Octy’s, Vi’s, and Jane’s house...)

Jack walked up to the open door, and sighed. Looking back, he saw a smiling Rarity right with him.

“I feel like this is gonna be the worst time ever,” Jack explained, frowning.

“What do you mean Darling?” Rarity asked curiously, “I’m sure this will be a marvelous party!”

“If anything goes wrong, make sure you stop it ok?” Jack asked, smiling

“Of course Darling!” Rarity said with a kindly smile.

Jack went in, and all hell was happening. Music was playing, everypony was dancing and Jack didn’t know what to do. But then Rarity shut the door, and everypony stared at Jack, making him completely uncomfortable.

“Um… hi?” Jack said uncomfortably, he was never much of a party person in the first place.

Everypony giggled and all pulled Jack into a group hug.

“If I die, at least I know I experienced heaven.” Jack thought, blushing heavily at the group hug.

Jane leaned in and whispered into his ear, “Don’t think I missed that blush lover-colt~!” She teased, “But then again you are being hugged by some of the most desirable mares in Ponyville~!”

Jack gulped and coughed awkwardly, trying to move his brown eyes to look at something else, but all that he could see were breasts everywhere.

“Oh my god this is hot,” Jack whispered, trying hard not to get horny.

After a few minutes they stopped hugging and pulled Jack to a table filled with all sorts of treats and party foods. Jack looked relieved to note that a lot of snack foods were either identical or the same as the ones from Earth!

“That’s nice indeed! I wonder…” Jack trailed off, going to see Vi and Octy and ask them if he can put on some of his music.

Jack walked up to the smirking Vinyl and the bored Octavia sitting on a chair.

“Hey girls!” Jack said, smiling at them.

“Oh hi Jack,” Octavia said, smiling happily.

“You gonna liven up the party with your tunes?” Vi asked with a smirk.

“I was wondering if I could, I also had a question too,” Jack asked, smiling in curiosity.

“Sure. What?” Vi asked curiously, Tavi looked curious as well.

“What did you two do when me and Jane left?” Jack asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

Tavi blushed and sputtered and Vi just grinned, “What’cha think lover-colt? What? Want details??”

“Well…...not really,” Jack lies, blushing and scratching his hair.

“Shame. It would’ve been very educational~!” Vi teased with a laugh.

Tavi cuffed the unicorn with a blushing scowl. Jack shook his head and went to the music player.

“I can put in my music right?” Jack asked, smiling with a blush.

“Yep!” Vi called.

Jack nods, putting his  I-pod in her music player, clicking ‘shuffle’ and not knowing what would play.

“It’ll play in a minute, and it’s on shuffle, so I don’t know what’ll play,” He said, smiling at the first track being a song he knows.

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Jack sighed, feeling like he was at home with this song on. He sat on the couch, and closed his eyes in peace with a smile on his face. The girls all giggled as they listened to the lyrics.

“Don’t trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won’t trust a hoe, don’t trust me,” Jack said, singing to the lyrics with a smirk. His eyes were closed, so he didn’t know who was sitting by him while he did this.

Jack heard a giggle making him open his eyes and found himself entranced by the emerald green eyes of Aj. She giggled even more and kissed his forehead.

“That’s an interesting song there sugarcube!” She said with a smile.

“Oh! Uh, thanks Aj,” Jack said, smiling shyly while coughing in his hand.

Jack was now blushing hard, for Aj and Rarity were both sitting side-by-side on the couch with him.

He noticed all the girls smiling and coming over to him forming a big circle. With Rarity and AJ sitting by him, while the others sat on the floor. With Jane sitting on the floor right in front of Jack.

Jack rose his eyebrows inquisitively, “What the heck is going on?” He asked, curiously.

“Why Truth or Dare darling!” Rarity said with a giggle.

Jack nearly shit a brick when Rarity said that and looked around for an escape, sadly there was none to be had. So he heaved a sigh and decided to just grit his teeth and bare it.

“Fucking bull shit man! Truth or dare? I mean, I heard rumors of how crazy this game is. But I NEVER WANTED TO EXPERIENCE IT DANG IT!” He screamed mentally in his mind, mustering a little smile.

“How do we play, Truth or Dare?” Jack asked, resigning his fate with a smile.

“Well one of us spins the bottle and whoever it lands on has to either answer honestly or do a dare.” Pinkie explained happily, “Oh this is such a fun game~! Oh! You first Jacky!!”

“Okay.” Jack said, getting on the floor by Jane and spinning the bottle. Rarity and Aj just decided to sit on the floor Behind him, or to make more sense sat side-by-side with him on the floor with smiles.

He watched the bottle spin around and around and around, till it landed on Jane. Jack gulps, looking at Jane and asking, “Truth or Dare Jane?”

“Hmm… how about we start off easy… truth!” Jane said with a smile.

“Okay. Uhhh, Oh! Have you ever had a coltfriend?” Jack asked, smiling awkwardly.

“Hope she doesn’t mind that I asked that.” Jack thought, mentally face-palming.

Jane giggled, “Well… no. Now marefriends yes. However most simply find me too intimidating.” Jane answered with a smile.

Jane reached and spun the bottle it spun around a couple times before landing on… Aj! Jane looked at the orange mare with a smile, “Truth or Dare Aj?” Jane asked sweetly.

Aj giggled, “Dare me Sugarcube!” She said, smiling.

“Hmm… well… I won’t make you do anything too outrageous yet so…” Jane trailed off in thought, “I dare you to kiss Jacky on the lips for one minute!”

Aj lightly blushed looking at Jack, “Say whut?” Jack asked, wanting to hear that again.

“I dare Aj to kiss you for a full minute on the lips.” Jane said with a giggle.

“Uhhhhh……” Jack felt dumb for a second, and couldn’t react for AJ grabbed him and put him on her lap unexpectedly.

“Holy!” Jack yelled out. his eyes widening at how easily AJ picked him up.

“Well…..It is just one minute,” Aj stated, smirking.

Jack blushed heavily.

Aj Kissed his lips, and Jack’s eyes widened in shock.

Jane wolf-whistled, as did Vi. Tavi and Rarity giggled and blushed. Dash and Pinkie looked jealous. And the CMC… well… let’s just say they approved and leave it at that shall we? Twi… was looking jealous and taking notes… Fluttershy felt ready to faint at how red she was.

After the one minute mark, Aj smiled happily at the red tomato named Jack who felt speechless.

“Ah think it’s mah turn now?” Aj asked, giggling with Jack frozen on her lap.

Aj smirks, and spins the bottle with Jack still on her lap.

The bottle span and span and it landed on…….Twilight!

“Okay Twi, Truth or dare?” Aj asked, giggling.

Twi tilted her head in thought, “Truth.” She said finally.

Aj nodded with a smirk, “Have you ever…..clopped?” She asked, giggling.

Twi blushed, but nodded meekly, “Me and Bright Light never… did anything…” She muttered blushing hard.

Aj giggled, “So you still, Have not really experienced sex yet?” She asked, smiling shamelessly.

Jack gulped, “Sex, oh my god I never want to know how that feels.” Jack said, coming to and blushed.

Noticing that he was in Aj’s lap, “What just happened?” Jack asked, blushing heavily.

“Oh we just kissed for a minute is all!” Aj exclaimed, giggling with a smirk.

“Kissed? Oh.” Jack said, scratching his hair with a bashful smile.

”That was my first kiss…...it felt amazing.” Jack thought happily, not really wanting to move from his spot.

“Well Twilight? Go on! It’s your turn!” Aj said, snickering.

Twi spun the bottle with her magic as she was covering her blushing muzzle. Not that it was really any effective. The bottle spun for another two minutes before it landed on Vi.

“Oh dear Celestia…” Twi moaned in her mind, “Truth or Dare?” She asked cutting off the shameless mare before she could even get started.

“Oh! Dare me! DARE ME~!” Vi said excited.

“I dare you to… um… cuddle… Dashie!” Twi said after a few moments struggle.

“Wait. What?” Dashie said blinking.

Vi squeed, she would’ve preferred her target to be Jack but she wasn’t all that picky, and in a lunge that would’ve made Equestrian game athletes proud Vi promptly glomped Dashie like a cuddle-hungry squid!

“Since Vinyl has her hands full with Rainbow, I shall take her turn if that’s okay?” Octavia asked, smiling.

Everyone nodded as they watched as Dashie ‘struggled’ against the cuddle-hungry Vi wide-eyed.

“Is she normally that affectionate?” Jack asked wide-eyed and blushing.

Octavia nodded with a smile, “Yes she is. To everypony she likes. She’s even worse to ponies she tried dating,” She added, giggling.

Jack gulped, while Octavia span the bottle and watched it spin and spin.

Till it landed on…..Fluttershy!

“Truth or dare Fluttershy?” Octavia asked gently.

Fluttershy blushed and squeaked, “Oh my!” She said hiding behind her mane.

“Come on girl! Truth or dare?” Octavia said, giggling refinely.

“T… Truth…” She squeaked.

Octavia smiled, “Have you ever not been this shy before?” She asked sweetly.

Fluttershy muttered something that sounded like a “No” but Tavi couldn’t really tell?

“Well, you are very shy indeed! I really hope that you’ll be a bit more assertive later on,” Octavia said, giggling with a wink.

Fluttershy blushed and spun the bottle.

When the bottle stopped, it landed on the now awoken Jack who felt surprised at it landing on him.

“Aw shit!” Jack thought, gulping. He already feels shy enough with being on Aj’s lap, just how worse can it get?

“T-Truth or D-Dare?” The blushing pegasus asked.

“Um… truth…” Jack said warily.

“Um… what do you really think about Ponyville?” She asked meekly.

Jack gulped, knowing that if he worded this wrong that he will have a problem on his hands.

“Hold on, Let me think for a minute,” He said softly putting on a thinking expression by squinting his eyes and making a hmmm noise.

Than he nodded and went onto his explanation, “My thoughts about Ponyville after living here for about two days now is pretty uh…..mind-boggling. Like for one, I still haven’t gotten past the thing of being the only per se stallion that lives here in Ponyville, and well….I’m kinda scared about being here.” Jack explained, frowning.

“What with everypony here being almost as tall as a trailer, having the hotness of cute females from my world, and trying to hold myself back to lose it in being here is getting even closer to happening. For one, I am in depression that I am now the only human male alive on this world. And For also knowing that I might never go back on my world no matter what I do, and being stuck on this world also means that I am a rare species and important to this world that I feel like some famous prick and dick that got to be here. And to be frank, Being here in the little circle of you mares is making me shiver in fear inside my body. I have such a hard time keeping myself from freaking out and being in terror of being here. It sucks, a lot.” Jack explained thoroughly with a sad frown.

“So yeah, in a nutshell I feel like shit and worthless being here.” Jack concluded, shrugging with a sad expression with his eyebrows lowered and his eyes showing a heart-broken stare.

The game was summarily put on hold and all the mares all started to cuddle Jack and coo over him.

“You’ve got us darling! So never think you’re worthless! Do you understand me young man!!” Rarity said sternly, which was mimicked by everypony else.

Jack simply sniffled and hugged everypony he could.

“I just wish I could actually trust you girls,” Jack said, sighing in sadness.

“Um… girls? Uh… I guess I should confess something…” Twi said, her ears pinned down.

“What Twi?” Dashie asked.

“Um… I kinda told the Princesses about Jack… and they’re coming here tonight…” Twi said guiltily.

“....Say what?” Jack asked, his eyes widening in surprise.

“Um… I wrote a letter to them telling them about you…” She said guiltily, “I… I was just so excited! I wanted to share it with my teacher!”

“The Princesses of this world?! Are you kidding me?!” Jack asked, in shock and fear.

“Oh my god, CAN ANYTHING ELSE GET WORSE?!” Jack screamed, freaking out and having a terrified expression on his face. His eyes bulging out and him trying to run was not helping much either.

Jane gathered Jack into a hug and simply held him, “Don’t worry Jack. Nothing will happen. The princesses are the most level headed ponies in Equestria.” Jane said.

Jack hugged back, whimpering. “I don’t know if that’s true though! They might act like that towards you girls because of who you are, but I’m new! Something different! I am so scared right now!” Jack stated, feeling tears running down his face.

“They could do anything to me and not even bat an eye or give a care in the world to what they do!” Jack said, frowning sadly.

Jane frowned and squeezed him tightly, “I think you’re over-thinking Jack. The Princesses didn’t ‘freak out’ when they first encountered the Griffins. Why would they freak out when they see you?”

Jack shook in horror, “I’m not a griffin! I’m a human! And if you haven’t know what humans are, they are very evil and complete dicks when they are in a mad mood or can even hurt people if they wanted to! But now, I’m in a world of where I will not even be able to protect myself! No matter how hard I try!” He said, tears running down his face while he looked at Jane in sadness.

Before Jane could do anything drastic, like knocking the emo outta him, there was a knock on the door.

“Who is that?!” Jack asked, noticing that Twilight went to go open the door with a sheepish smile.

Twi opened the door and two absolutely giant drop-dead gorgeous mares walked in. Jack would’ve stared slack jawed and blushed something fierce if he wasn’t going through a panic attack.

“HOLY SHIT THEY ARE TALL!” Jack thought, seeing that there heads came up to the height of the door!

The white one looked around before spotting Jack and she tilted her head curiously, “My… what an odd looking creature?” She said in a smooth almost musical tone, “You said he’s a stallion?”

Jack gulped, “Yes, I’m a human male and or stallion. The name is...Jack” He said, trying not to shit himself.

“Hmm… you’re a meek one aren’t you? But finding yourself surrounded by mare standing heads taller than you would have that affect wouldn’t it?” The white mare said, “I am Princess Celestia and this…” She gestures to the blue mare, “Is my sister Princess Luna.”

Luna looked curious, “Yes hi, mine name is Princess Luna. From the letter that we read we can agree that your not of thy species correct?” She asked, walking up to him with a skeptical glare.

“Yes. I am not of your species and am male. What about it?” Jack asked, feeling like a little peasant to Princess Luna.

“Well, you see it’s been almost over 800 years since we’ve last seen an actual stallion here on Equestria. The last being Starswirl the Bearded,” Luna explained, rolling her light blue eyes.

“That’s a very long time,” Jack said, his eyes widening in awe at how many years she just said.

She nodded, “Yes it is, so a new species being consisted of a male and or stallion that has shown up here just about two days ago, really makes me and my sister curious.” Luna said, frowning softly.

“Um… about what princess?” Jack asked warily.

“Do you know how our species has evaded extinction Jack?” Celestia asked kindly.

“No I don’t, how did you evade extinction?” Jack asked, curiously.

“It was due to an exhaustive ritual that, in essence, transmutated all of ponykind and beyond. Celestia explained, “I’m sure you can figure out the rest.”

“No I can’t. Seriously, how did you stop from going extinct?” Jack asked, trying not to get her mad.

Celestia lost her serene composure and looked at Jack like he was stupid, “... Seriously? I and my sister turned all the being in Equestria and across the world into futanari!” She said wide eyed at his denseness.

Jack blinked in confusion, “...What’s futanari?” He asked, really not knowing what she meant.

Celestia pinched the bridge of her muzzle while Luna giggled, “... Futanari, or futamares, are mares with both stallion and mare parts…” Celestia said slowly.

Jack still didn’t get it, “Stallion pa…” He trailed off, his eyes widening in realization.

“You’re not saying,” He said, putting a hand up and looking shocked.

“Yes, all mares have fully functional cocks.” Luna giggled when Celestia said cocks, “I thought that would’ve been apparent with the total lack of stallions?”

“I am very dense and did not know that and...wait.” Jack gets up, laughing.

“Your joking right? There’s no way that’s true! I mean, futas are just rumors in my world! Fairytale! Not real! Come on, you have got to be joking right?” Jack said, laughing with a worried smile.

Vi, being the crass and totally shameless mare that she is, decided to prove it. So not bothered by the fact that she was essentially flashing the princesses she stripped out of her clothes showing her futahood at half-mast from her cuddling/molesting Dashie.

That’s when Jack widened his eyes, and fell silent.

“...It’s….so...big!” Jack thought, feeling his back quiver and his heart start racing.

“I..wha....whe....whe....ho...wow!” Jack said, blushing heavily with his mouth opened in shock.

Vi giggled, “And now you know what me and Tavi were doing after you pranked us you naughty colt! We took turns rutted each other senseless for hours after that!” Vi said with a mock-pout.

“I am….in complete shock at how big and huge this white cock is,” Jack said, gulping with a heavy blush.

“And you ALL have one?” Jack asked, feeling shocked and surprised.

Everypony nodded, and Fluttershy fainted in embarrassment.

“Well then, Fuck. Um, I really don’t know how to react.” Jack said, scratching his hair awkwardly.

“Can you tell me how um, big you girls can get?” Jack asked, blushing.

“Well… the smallest a mare can be is one in a half foot.” Celestia said rather amused.

Jack groaned and face-palmed.

“God dammit,” He muttered in annoyance.

“So I’m pretty much nothing.” Jack thought, rolling his eyes in anger.

“What’s wrong darling?” Rarity asked, giggling.

Jack twitched and said, “That’s how big mine can get at full mast,” He stated, sighing.

Everyone stared wide eyed at that. Vi covered her muzzle to keep from giggling as she knew it’d hurt Jack’s feelings.

“So what?” Jane said, “It’s not the size, how well you use it!”

“I am now feeling like an actual mare here,” Jack explained, sighing in sadness “....I need a hug right now,” Jack stated sadly.

And he got just that, the CMC after hearing all of this went and gave him a group hug. Vi joined it and, much to everyone's amusement and his discomfort, started to dry-hump him. However the dry-humping was steadily becoming not-so dry.

“Please stop that Vinyl,” Jack asked, blushing shyly.

“Aw! Come on dude!!” Vi whined, “Do you have any idea hot headed that music made me this morning? I just want to thank you~!”

Tavi giggled and pulled Vi away from Jack and into her lap.

Jack sighed, “I have a question Princess Celestia and Luna?” He asked, looking at them pleadingly.

They both looked at him curiously and Jack asked, “I need to know, how does age work here?”

“Well… hmm…” Celestia rubbed her chin in thought, “That’s a tough one let me do the math real quick…”

Luna looked worried, “Well, while she is doing that. I’ll just tell you that Alicorns, me, my sister, Twilight, and another alicorn named Cadence have immortal lives till there is somepony else to take their places.” She explained, smiling sheepishly.

“Wow! And for actual ponies?” Jack asked curiously, feeling his heart drop a little.

“Well… depending on their lifestyles, state of health, and everything… ponies normally can live up to a hundred and twenty years.” Luna said with a giggle.

“120……..” Jack asked, in shock and awe.

“And how old are you all right now? Just curious,” Jack asked, smiling sadly.

“Well, I’m 25 right now darling,” Rarity said, smiling.

“And ahm about 23 Sugarcube.,” Applejack said, snickering.

“I’d be 22 right now If I wasn’t an alicorn,” Twilight explained, smiling sheepishly.

“And I’m 19! The youngest out of AB and Sweetie!” Scoots said, smirking.

“And if I wasn’t an alicorn, I’d be over a thousand years old,” Luna joked, giggling.

Octavia giggled, “I’d be 29 sweetie,” She said, smiling.

“And I would be a thousand five hundred.” Celestia added with a giggle, “Lulu was such an adorable filly~!”

Luna blushed, “S-shut up sister!” she said, whining.

Celestia giggled but nodded, “So what did we interrupt?” Celestia asked curiously.

“We were just playing truth and dare!” Pinkie said happily, “You two wanna play!?!”

“Of course!” Celestia said moving to join the circle with her sister following suit, “Who’s turn?”

Luna smiled, “Ooo! Truth or dare! I would love to play!” She said, squeaking like a little girl.

“I think it was my turn next?” Jack asked, not wanting to be reminded of earlier.

“...?” Tavi tilted her head, “Well… oh buck it! It’s your turn!” She looked at Vi, “Are you going to put your clothes back on?” Tavi asked dryly.

“Nope!” The shameless mare chirped, “And deny Jack’s chance to ogle my smexiness? Hell no!”

Jack chuckles, and spins the bottle.

Spinning around it goes, who does it land onto? Why it lands onto Celestia no less!

“Oh! Um, Truth or Dare Princess Celestia?” Jack asked, gulping.

Celestia giggled, “Just called me Celestia or Tia if you like.” She said with a smile, “And I’ll take a Dare.”

“Okay, Tia. I dare you too… let me treat you as a normal mare for the rest of the day!” Jack said, smiling.

Celestia smiled, “I would very much like that! Twilight’s my equal now and she still refers to me as Princess!” She said giggling.

“Oh that’s funny! She must respect you a lot!” Jack said, smiling.

“Most say I’m just a teacher’s pet…” Twi said blushing.

“Oh now that just sounds kinky,” Jack said, whistling with a chuckle making Twi blush even harder.

“Now, I think it’s the huge white pony name Tia’s turn next?” Jack said, smirking.

Tia spun the bottle with a serene smile and it landed on… Luna! Luna gulped and looked at Tia both worried and… excited?

“Well? Truth or Dare sister?” Tia purred with a smile.

“I am not taking your dares thank you! Truth me,” Luna replied, blushing heavily.

“Did you love all those games we would play when none of our suitors were worthy of our attention sister?” Celestia asked.

Luna blushed, “To tell the truth sister I kinda did love our games.” She said, snickering with a smile.

Everyone, even Jack, stared wide eyed. And Vi? Well that half became a full-mast.

“That… provided me with enough clop material for a year…” Vi said wide eyed.

Jack gulped, and after holding it back for so long felt himself grow hard. He blushed and put his hands on his lap with a smile, “That sure sounds interesting indeed!” He stated, laughing sheepishly.

“Princest is Wincest!” Pinkie said with a giggle, Jack did a double take when she noticed Pinkie was naked as well.

”When’d she manage to strip?” Jack wondered.

Then he noticed that… Jane and Tavi were naked as well. And the cmc were topless…

“Well, this sure turned into a hot day.” Jack thought, gulping and trying to not start masturbating.

Luna giggled, and spinned the bottle to see it land on…...Jack! She grinned in lust.

“So, Jack? Truth or dare hm?” Luna asked, waggling her eyebrows with a bedroom stare growing.

Jack gulped and said, “Dare me,” He whispered, blushing heavily.

“Good!” Luna said, smiling “Now then, I dare you….to get naked!” She exclaimed, giggling.

Jack’s eyes widened, “Are you frickin’ serious!?!?” Jack croaked.

Luna nodded and everyone watch him eagerly and curiously.

Jack felt scared, with all the girls staring at him with bedroom eyed stares.

“Ahhhh FINE!” Jack said, getting up and taking his pants and shirt off reluctantly and sat back down with his arms crossed.

“Underwear too Jack.” Luna said with a smile.

Jack blushed and said, “Nope!” He crossed his arms and looked away, shutting his eyes.

“I’m not gonna! And None of you will make me think differently!” Jack said, his eyes shut and not wanting to look at the girls anymore.

Zap, buzz!

“I figured I’d help you out there Jack!” Rarity said primly, “I can make you some more later!”

“What the hell are you talking about Rare?” Jack said, blushing at nicknaming her.

That’s when Jack felt a draft in his nether regions. Opening his eyes he looked down and covered himself with his right hand, effectually glaring at Rarity.

“Rarity! Why’d you do that!?” He said, blushing embarrassingly at him now being fully naked.

But he shut up right then and there, for opening his eyes made him see everything. EVERY. THING. Everymare was naked with smirks and bedroom eyes equipped on them.

And Jack used his left hand to hide his vision with a heavy flush on his face, falling quiet with a shy squeak that could even rival Fluttershy’s squeal at how adorable it sounded.

“Who’s turn is it?” Jack asked trying to distract himself.

“Well it’s your turn silly!” Pinkie said, giggling.

Jack spun the bottle and it landed on… Fluttershy!

Jack blushed, having to make sure that his little guy wasn’t showing.

“So, truth or dare Fluttershy?” Jack asked, smiling shyly.

“Um… truth…” Fluttershy said trying to look away from Jack’s erection.

Jack said fuck it and just crossed his arms, “Okay. Truth huh? Okay….are you thinking of how hot it would be if I was massaging you?” Jack asked, laughing.

“... You’re not massaging me…” She muttered blushing brightly with a slight trickle of blood flowing from her nose.

“Ooooo, you’re becoming kinkyshy aren’t you?” Jack asked, teasing her with a smirk “What a surprise!” He added, rolling his eyes.

“Well? Go on Kinkyshy! It’s your turn!” Jack said, smiling

Kinkyshy spun the bottle blushing. It landed on Tavi!

“T-Truth or D-Dare?” Kinkyshy asked.

Tavi smiled, “Well, I choose dare I feel adventurous.” She said, giggling.

“I dare you to…” Fluttershy whimpered, “Take Jack to the closet for Seven Seconds of Heaven.”:

Tavi smiles, while Jack looked shocked.

“Why I would love to Fluttershy!” Tavi said, giggling and getting up to walk up to Jack.

“Oh my…...uh, okay.” Jack said, gulping and getting up in front of Octavia with a blush.

Octavia held her hand out with a smile, “Would you come with me?” She asked, smirking.

Jack blushed, and put his hand inside hers with a shy smile.

Octavia brought him up to the closet, opened it, and mentioned him to go in.

Jack nodded with a blush, while Octy looked at the jealous and betrayed gazes the mares had.

Octavia giggled, “Don’t worry! There’ll be time with him for you girls as well!” She said, giggling and shutting the closet with Jack and her now being alone.

Jack sighs, being in this closet with Octavia just made him more shy.

“What now Octavia?” He asked, looking up at her curiously.

Tavi smiled, “This.” She said before pulling him into a french kiss and groping his butt.

Jack felt shocked at this and blushed heavily, “Mmpfh!?”

After 3 seconds, Jack started getting into it and kissed back with a moan.

“You know what? This ain’t really that bad.” Jack thought, rubbing her back and feeling her grope him was making him moan happily.

Two seconds later Jack squeaked when he felt Tavi start to massage his testicles, the knowledge that if she wasn’t careful could effectively castrate him both terrified him and excited him oddly enough!

Jack moaned, feeling like he was in heaven the longer this went.

Then the 7 seconds stopped and Jack stopped with a loud Smooch! sound being heard.

He smiled, “That was actually not that bad,” He said, blushing with a chuckle.

“Did I do um...good for the 7 seconds?” Jack asked Octavia shyly.

“Oh it was the most excellent seven seconds by far!” Tavi said with a smile, “Be glad it wasn’t Vi or else seven seconds would turn into an hour if you’re lucky!”

Jack sighs happily, hugging Octavia. “I don’t frankly care, I’m just happy to be with mares that care for me.” He said, nuzzling her chest with his eyes closed.

“Well let’s go out before everypony thinks I pulled a Vi on you.” Tavi said with a smile as she opened the closet door.

“What are you girls doing?” Jack asked, blushing heavily.

For all the girls were now masturbating.

“Well darling, we heard moaning in there and we couldn’t help ourselves!” Rarity explained, giggling.

Jack nods slowly, “And that means you’re all horny now?” He asked to which they all nodded.

“It’s really annoying because our sex drives were skyrocketed even higher when We had to gain these,” Luna explained, moaning.

“Welp! If you excuse me!” Jack said, pushing Octavia out of the closet and jumping right into the closet locking it.

“I will stay in here thank you!” He yelled, not wanting to have sex no matter what.

Tavi looked around, “Where’d Jane go?” She asked.

Everyone heard a yelp and Jack run out of the closet with a very heated Jane giving chase.

“Come here pretty colt!” Jane called, “I just want to rut you!!”

Vi looked at Tavi, “And you say I loose control when I’m heated.” She said dryly still lazily stroking herself.

“WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET IN THAT CLOSET?!” Jack yelled in confusion, running everywhere that she was not at.

A strange blue aura flowed around Jack and he felt weightless.

His eyes widened and he asked, “What the hell is going on here?!”

He then looked at the smirking Rarity and said, “Oh that's just NOT FAIR!” He said, feeling terrified.

“WHY IS NOPONY STOPPING HER?!” Jack screamed, freaking out everywhere and moving his body all around the place.

Jack then felt himself being put on Rarity’s lap, and she smiled and wrapped her arms around him.

“Helloooooo darling!~” She said, petting his hair with an affectionate smile.

“Oi! Damn it! That ain’t fair you damn unicorn!!” Jane whined.

Pinkie giggled and she and Vi went over to comfort the mare.

“Oh don’t worry Darling.” Rarity said with a smile, “Nothing going to happen unless you want it too.”

“Are you sure? I don’t know if I am ready yet.” Jack explained, blushing heavily at her futa-cock rubbing his back.

”Why does the feel so good?” Jack thought, gulping with a shy expression.

“I’m quite scared and not knowing what to do…” Jack said, trailing off at seeing everypony masturbate at his hotness.

Rarity giggled before clearing her throat, “Okay girls. I think all the fun and games is over. Jack isn’t ready for such intimacy.” She said sternly.

“You’re too good to me Rarity.” Jack said, smiling happily.

“Well of course she is! She cares for you a lot like everypony else here!” Applejack said, snickering.

“Are you sure? I don’t know what to say.” Jack said, feeling surprised at how much everypony cares for him.

“And...what about the others?” Jack asked, growing worried.

“Oh we’ll be fine Jacky!” Pinkie said with a smile, “It wouldn’t be the first time something like this happened.” She added brightly.

“I’m just scared. Being the only stallion here with….such huge and hot mares.” Jack said gulping at the giggles he heard after saying that, “And I just don’t know if you guys like me just cause of that, or if you like me because of me being a rare species and all that.” He added, sighing sadly.

“How...do you girls really feel about me?” Jack said, gulping with a frown.

The group hug that followed was both heartwarming and extremely awkward… the only two that didn’t join the hug was Tia and Luna.

“Are you sure we should tell him Sister?” Luna whispered sadly.

“No. I doubt he’d ever be ready for it anyway.” Tia said softly.

“But...ain’t he going to be forced into doing it mine sister?” Luna replied, frowning.

“No, can’t you see how Rarity, Applejack, and Jane act around him?” Tia retorted softly, “He won’t be forced into doing anything Lulu.”

“I hope so…” Luna said, sighing sadly.

“I am very heart-warmed and conflicted on how to feel right now,” Jack said, sighing.

“Don’t worry sugarcube, we are here to make sure that you’re okay and ready for when you want it.” Aj said, smiling.

The others nodded while Rarity kissed his cheek, “She and all of us mean the same Jack. Just take your time, we’ll wait.” She said, giggling at his flushed face.

“If you’re sure Rare…” Jack said with a heavy blush.

“I am sure my darling,” Rarity replied, petting his hair with a smile and a coo.

Jack blushed, “God… what will happen next?” Jack thought.

“Jack? I kinda need to ask you something,” Luna asked with a worried expression.

Curious Jack looked at the lunar princess and tilted his head. Luna motioned him to follow her to a different room so they could speak in private. Jack followed but noticed how Tia looked disapproving but she didn’t make to stop them.

“Okay, Jack I need to make sure you know this. It’s very important and you need to know,” Luna said seriously, shutting the door and making sure that they were alone and casted a sound barrier.

“W-what?” Jack stammered growing worried.

“The life you had on Earth, will be nothing compared to living here. We have ancient creatures, monsters, and magic. We have a lot of more dangerous things here than you’re world. And another thing to know, my sister Celestia has some horrible plans for you,” Luna stated, frowning sadly.

“Horrible plans? What do you mean?? She seems so nice?” Jack asked growing frantic with worry and fear.

“Yes, she is nice now. But when you get to know her, she is kinda a bitch. She is only this nice to Twilight and the others because of them being the Elements of Harmonies. Trust me, she is NEVER that nice when you’re alone with her.” Luna said,  sighing sadly with a sad expression.

“What?” Jack asked his worry not fading but taking a backseat to his concern.

“Tia has lived a long time,  five millennial she lived. She has seen her lovers, our family, and her friends all die in front of her. When I was born, she kept me at arm's length and would never let me leave her side. She has became skeptical and untrustful towards many ponies and other species. What the mane 6 don’t know is that she has executed some ponies in her life and she’d never looked back at it.” Luna said, frowning sadly.

“My sister has also had maids and slaves in her life to take care of her problem, and she has little care towards ponies she knows. She just pretends she does because of her being the Princess of Equestria. This is why she made Twilight an alicorn, to mainly let her take over her spot so Celestia can stop caring and live on with her life till she dies.” She added, now starting to cry in sadness.

Jack moved and pulled the crying mare into a  hug, “Do you think there’s anyway she can be helped?” Jack asked quietly.

“I don’t know, she is so far in the deep darkness that she is starting to think about making you a… sex distributor,” Luna admits, frowning sadly.

“Sex distributor means, that you have sex with a mare without excuses and you take it like you’re supposed to. And if you don’t, your executed on the spot.” Luna said softly, frowning.

Jack paled and almost fainted on the spot.

“Are you okay Jack?” Luna asked softly.

“You… just said… you sister was planning on making me a virtual sex slave…” He said faintly.

Luna nods sadly, “I’m not lying either. your on just one species and there is nopony else on your kind. Which means Celestia has no care for you at all. I need to warn you that if she is in a lonely room with you and is uh….’excited’ you will not live to talk about it.” She said, gulping.

“You should stay FAR away from her. If she touches you, your done for.” Luna said with a soft stern.

Jack paled even more before his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell into a dead faint.

"Jack!”

The tension begins

After fainting last night in knowing such a...well, horrible event for him to know. He was now asleep and unconscious, wondering how such a nice looking mare like Celestia would…act like that. But the thing was, he was right. Jack was right about Celestia not acting like her true self. Because he was not ‘alone’ with her..

Today is day three on being here. I think...i am accepting my life here too easily. I mean, Jane likes me, Aj kisses me, rarity almost bucks me but decides not too, and then a Princess tells me her older sister Celestia wants to make me a…breeding male to all mares pretty much. Just, just great. Jack thought in irritation, shaking his head and sighing quietly with a frown.

Jack opens his eyes, rubbing his forehead with a bit of tiredness, “Did I faint?” He asked himself out loud.Luna giggled herself, “Yes you did.” She said with a smile, “Though it’s understandable really. I certainly would faint if our places were reversed. But seriously. Don’t wander alone.”

So Jack looked at Luna, and brought his hands up with a groan as he blushed, “Seriously? Now your being naked? Are you just trying to tease me now Luna?” Jack asked the dark princess in irritation. Luna blinked before she looked at her own lack of dress before she snapped her fingers and she was suddenly wearing a figure hugging dress, “Better?” She asked with a smile.

Jack sighed, “Yes. Thank you.” He said dryly which made the Night Princess giggle in response.

“You look more cuter with a dress on anyways.” Jack teases the Princess, sitting up beside her with a stretch. Luna just smiled at that with a light blush dusting her cheeks

“So is there anypony else in this house? Besides you, Jane, Tavi and Vinyl…right?” Jack asked, rubbing his head as he was remembering who lived here.

Luna shook her head, “The Elements left to their respective home, and my sister returned to Canterlot thankfully.” She paused in thought, “Truly… I love my sister… but well… agelessness is more of a burden then a gift. Remember that young Jack.

Jack gave an understanding nod, “I will but Luna...i'm still gonna say no. Because what your sister will be asking of me…it just sounds impossible to do.” He admits to her with a frown.

“I don’t expect you to Jack.” Luna said, “But I just want you to understand that she was a nice mare once upon a time. Age can jade anypony and my sister has lived for many millennia.

“I get it. Trust me I do,” Jack says with a nod, “But i'm a human. I'm an only guy, rare stallion here. So, I would not like to be seen as ...so important for just getting here.”

Luna nodded in understanding, “Besides even if my sister got her hands on you, you wouldn’t be able to impregnate every mare in Equestria.” Luna said, “Having the same father for an entire population wouldn’t be good for genetic variety.”

“But that’s not gonna stop her from tryin.” Jack retorted annoyingly with a roll of his eyes.

“My sister is many things but she isn’t foolish.” Luna said not really taking offense, “An entire population sharing the same father? On generation of inbreeding is ‘allowable’ but more then one will cause genetic faults in future generations.”

“Yeah well..I wouldn’t be surprised if she somehow knew a cloning spell and just made different me’s. That would be a riot!” Jack says with a laugh.

Luna just rolled her eyes, “Well you just relax some.” She said before she left the house presumably to return to Canterlot.

_”Good luck with me getting any relaxation for who I live with…”_ Jack thought bitterly, specifically thinking about Vinyl…..and Octavia.

A clothed Jane came up from behind him and hugged him, “Don’t worry. Me and the other girls will keep you safe.” She said with a smile, “And don’t you worry about Vi getting in your bed anymore. Me and Tavi had some very harsh words with her.”

“You know….” Jack looks at Jane, “Aside from others. I think i'm fine with you three being nude now.” He admits with a light smile.

Jane just giggled, “You say that but I think you’d be saying something else if you woke up with Vi’s morning wood pressed against your back.” She said dryly, “But regardless I got Vi to swear to tone down her antics.”

“Well I mean it Jane.” Jack pokes her nose with a smile, “I kissed Tavi last night so...I can at least be fine with you girls being nude. But just you three.”

Jane just shook her head, “Well Vi will be ecstatic at least.” She said dryly, “But I’ll make it clear to her no smexy times yet.”

“Can i see Tavi actually?” Jack asked her curiously, “After that.. .kiss, I felt something for a sec there with her.”

Jane giggled before she nodded and left to get Tavi. Five minutes later Tavi entered the room and smiled at Jack.

“You wanted to see me?” She asked with a smile.

Jack looked at Tavi, giving a smile back and patting the spot beside him “Sit by me?”

Tavi smiled and sat beside the smaller human, “Of course. Something on your mind?” She asked pleasantly.

Jack wraps his hand around hers, and breathes in and out, “...Can I take you out on a date?” he asked with a blush.

Tavi giggled with a faint blush herself, “Sure…” She said, “Umm.. just with me or will Vi and Jane be with us as well?”

“Just with you.” Jack replies, holding her hand tightly, “I felt...something from our ...little thing last night.”

Tavi giggled, “Okay.” She said with a smile, “So when do you want to go out on our date?”

Jack stood up and smiled, “I wanted to know if...we could go date now?”

Tavi giggled and nodded with a smile.

“So...is it normal to take mares out on a date, naked, or clothed?” Jack asked Tavi sheepishly, “Cause uhm...i just really want to know how..things work here.”

“Clothed.” Tavi said with a smile, “It’s considered rude to go out all natura well I think it is anyway. I mean some couples do regardless but still. I think it’s rude by I think that’s solely because of my upbringing.”

“Well i'm just asking cause…”  Jack smiles, “I kinda...liked you naked most…” he admitted, blushing red. “It also adds that you were quite nice when it happened too.”

Tavi giggled with a smile, “Very well.” She said shaking her head.

Jack held his hand out, “Then shall we?” he asked in a very gentlemanly manner.

Tavi giggled and took his hand, “I know just the place too!” She said with a smile, “It’s a little diner called Rosies Grill and Subs.”

“It sounds perfect. Bring me there,” Jack said, trying to sound excited as he smiles too.

--------- Meanwhile, in Canterlot

Luna sighed, teleporting back into her castle home. Knowing that Celestia her sister, was probably waiting for her to come home. She quickly made her way to a private room where she knew her sister was waiting. Upon entering the room she saw her sister sitting there lost in thought with a glass of wine in her hand.

Celestia seems to be swirling the glass of wine, looking into it with a very lost expression.

“... You must think me a heartless mare sister…” Tia said sounding somewhat distant and lost in thought, “My thoughts regarding Jack are solely for the betterment of ponykind… my plans would result in the return of the stallion gender and us reversing the transmutation of all futamares back into normal mares. Is that really so horrible? Sacrifice ones happiness for the greater good?”

“Dear sister….” Luna says, coming to sit by her with a sigh, “It's just your putting this on him...pretty quickly. Can’t you maybe wait a little bit before...having to ask him this heavy burden?”

Celestia just took a sip of wine in thought; it was true she thought. Luna thought she was jaded and well… she isn’t wrong. Being cursed, in Celestia’s opinion anyway, with agelessness meant that she outlived everypony she ever cared for. Friends, lovers, even her own family… all that leaves scars on the soul that aren’t easily healed. Eventually Celestia distanced herself in hopes to protect herself. But that is a train of thought for another time…

“You are right of course sister…” Celestia said softly, “I’m just… eager to be rid of these unnatural girthy appendages.” She added with a slight scowl, “I wouldn’t mind if they were temporary things but… they get in the way…”

“I wish magic could get rid of these annoying appendages too sister..” Luna says, rolling her eyes in irritation, “i understand your eagerness but, in order for this to work...he’s going to have to give up, a lot of things for it to happen.” Luna said in a dead serious tone.

Celestia smiled slightly, “I know sister…” She said with a sigh, “Maybe we should… ease him into it? Maybe instead of having him impregnate them himself… maybe artificial insemination?”” She mused, “Maybe have him donate some seed once a month? Use some potency potions to ensure he produced more than a few ounces at a time?”

Luna looks at her sister bluntly, “This is one male we’re talking about thy sister. Not a thousand.” She says bemusedly.

“I know sister.” Celestia said with a huff but she did have a smile on her face, “But the potions would help him produce enough. Probably a gallon of seed a month or does that sound unreasonable?”

Luna just rubs her forehead with a groan, “Jack is a male. That's all we know. Hay he could be sterilized for all we know!” she exclaims in irritation.

“That's a big if might I add.” Luna added, noticing her sister almost having a heart attack, “We’ll see what happens when the nurses get a hold of him. On what he produces and all that.”

“Then we are in agreement?” Celestia asked.

“...For now.” Luna replied with an agreed nod.

Celestia smiled and poured another glass of wine for herself and Luna before holding it up, “To a brighter future without bothersome girthy appendages.”

Luna smiled and chinked her own wine glass against Celestia’s, “Indeed sister. Indeed.” She said before the both took a sip of wine.

Prolouge

“Uggghhh….mother...fricker where am I?” He asked, groaning in anger.

A man named Jack, has just found himself in the middle of nowhere. No forest, no population, no nothing. Just standing in the middle of a street with grass around with nothing around him at all.

“What the fuck? Wasn’t I walking home? Where am I now?” Jack said, getting up and feeling completely confused out of his mind.

When he got up, he made sure to look and see if he still had everything on with him.

“Okay...Glasses? Check.” He said, adjusting his glasses to see the ground in front of him better.

“Shirt? Check.” Jack stated, making sure his green shirt was there so he wouldn’t burn out here.

“Pants? Check. Underwear? Check.” He also said, making sure his black pants were on and that his underwear was still there.

“.........extra part? Yep. It’s there.” He bluntly stated, feeling for his ‘partner’ hiding in his underwear still.

“Now the only thing I need to know is...where the heck am I?” He asked himself in confusion, raising his eyebrows and looking around.

Jack rubbed his eyes after taking off his glasses, to see that there was a sign ahead of him.

“I wonder what that says?” He asked, walking up to the sign in curiosity.

He read the sign, and put his hand on his chin in a thinking position.

“Welcome to Ponyville? What the heck is a Ponyville?” Jack asked, still looking at the sign in confusion.

“I guess I should go check.” Jack said, nodding.

He started to walk in but then he noticed a little speck of wording under the name.

“The Elements of Harmony live here. If you’re an evil villain, you will be arrested right on the spot…….well then.” Jack said, wanting to laugh at what this said.

Jack put his hands in his pockets and slowly walked into Ponyville, not knowing the little extra info it said at the bottom.

“Population: All ‘mares’. Have fun!”

Jack was whistling innocently like it was just a normal day, looking around everywhere to see how peaceful this place was.

“This place is very nice.” He stated, smiling at the birds, the amazing grass and the amazing sky that had a rainbow…...wait.

“A rainbow?” Jack looked back up in confusion to see a rainbow trail for some odd reason.

He shrugged and kept on walking, to see what humans or people live here.

When he came to the first row of buildings, he knew for a fact that the humans that lived here were still in the old ages of life. What with hay roofs, big ole houses that had front doors, and the fact of how he saw no one here for some reason.

“That’s odd. Why is no one here?” Jack asked himself in confusion.

Jack kept looking around, being completely confused at how no one was here.

But then, he heard sniffing. It sounded like someone crying.

He followed the noise to a park, and hid behind a tree to not get noticed.

But when he saw who was crying, he felt completely confused. For the human sitting on the bench there all by...herself, had white albino skin.

“White?” Jack thought in confusion.

This pony had an interesting hair feature as well. His hair was almost completely white...and then Jack saw something that made his brain have to restart. He saw a black tail, waggling behind this girl’s back.

“…..Okay….It seems I’m not on earth anymore.” Jack thought bitterly.

He now knows after seeing that tail, that this world he was on was not his home world. Not one bit.

“Oh boy…” He whispered under his breath, now knowing that he was in a town that was essentially alien to him.

“I wonder what I should do now…” Jack thought, not wanting to get this mare to think he was evil.

Jack also noticed that she was wearing some kind of sunglasses as well, but why?

“I should take this slow…..don’t want her to think that I am here to hurt her.” Jack whispered to himself, wanting to make sure he doesn’t fuck up this meeting with an alien.

Jack was about to go and see who it was, till he looked at that spot…..and saw she was not there anymore.

“Oh SHIT! Where did she go?!” Jack thought, fearing that she might’ve known he was here.

Jack gulped, and slowly tip-toed over to where she used to sit, and sat on that bench as well.

“Maybe….I shouldn’t be here.” Jack stated, noticing that it was becoming night-time now.

“........Fuck.” Jack blurted out, feeling a little bit of fear seeping into him.

“Nighttime, a girl crying, and now gone with me all alone….why does this seem familiar to me?” Jack thought, shivering in some uncomfortable space.

“Okay….okay...stay calm Jack. You’re in a new world, a different country, with nothing to help you in figuring out what the fuck this place is.” Jack said, trying to calm himself.

“Gulps I am so fucking scared right now.” Jack blurted out, looking around the darkness in fear.

“Okay….what would dad do in this moment?” Jack asked himself.

“FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!”

“Yeah…..that is a dumb idea to do.” Jack bluntly stated, sighing.

“Maybe I should just sit here and wait….”Jack said, thinking that is a good idea.

“Okay….yeah...that’ll work.” Jack said, smiling at the ground.

…..To see a shadow looming over him.

“Wha……” Jack said, turning his head around….to see the girl from before.

He froze in shock and didn’t know what to say.

“I’m fucked.” Jack thought, gulping.

“Hmm now what are you?” The girl wondered, her voice having this strange smoky rasp to it, “You certainly aren’t a pony. And I’ve never seen a Minotaur without horns or as small as you.”

“Uhhhhhhh…..”Jack said, looking at her sunglasses and not knowing what to say.

“My name is Jack….who are you?” Jack blurted out slowly, trying to lose fear of how terrifying this mare looked like.

“Oh I’m Jane.” The mare said with a smile, “Nice to meet you Jack… you’re kinda cute whatever you are…” She added with a smirk.

Jack felt a tiny blush grow and he said, “S-shut up….I just met you so please don’t do that.” Jack sighed.

“Hey you’re the one that took it there.” Jane said with a giggle, “I just said you were cute.”

“I know…..but Uh….I don’t see how your eyes look!” Jack exclaimed, smiling with his brown eyes sparkling.

“Score one for me!” Jack thought in triumph.

“I’m actually albino. Sensitive eyes you know.” Jane said dryly, “Sensitive eyes equals sunglasses and black-out flight goggles.”

“Oh...sorry.” Jack said, apologizing “I didn’t mean to be a prick.” Jack added, face-palming.

“It’s cool.” Jane said with a shrug, “You’d be surprised how many ask about that.” She added dryly, “So… what brings an odd cutie to Ponyville hmm?”

“Odd cutie? Is she trying to flirt with me or something?” Jack thought, growing a confused expression

“Well. For one, I don’t know how the hell I got here. All that happened was, I was on my way home, had a sudden stroke, and woke up in the middle of nowhere.” Jack explained, rolling his eyes.

“How about you?” Jack asked, smiling.

“Me? Well I was born in Cloudsdale, dumped in an orphanage. They were all bastards and I ran away. I’ve been wandering around for years. Came here and decided I liked it.” Jane said simply, “The whole not needing to fight to survive appealed to me you know? Even if ponies find the fact that I eat meat disturbing. When you’re on your own you’ll eat whatever you can get you know what I mean?”

Jack nodded, “I understand deeply of what you say.” He said, smiling sadly.

“Wait. Did she say ponies?!” Jack thought, feeling now even more confused.

“What’s the matter little guy? Never seen a pony before?” Jane asked tilting her head.

“Uhhhh…...no.” Jack replied, looking confused.

“Just not one’s who could stand on two hooves and you know….TALK?!” Jack thought, trying to think if he is dreaming or not.

“Huh… how about a Zebra? Minotaur? Diamond Dog? Griffin? Does any of these sound familiar?” Jane asked curiously, “Might have ta bring her to see Princess Twilight Bitchy… great…” She thought sourly, as her and the Princess never got along

“Nope. Don’t even know what the hell a Diamond Dog or Griffin is.” Jack replied, bluntly.

Jane sighed, “Alright little filly. You’re coming with me to see the Princess.” I said reluctantly, “She’ll know what to do.”

“Well you stop calling me little filly? I’m not that small to you.” Jack said, rolling his eyes.

“Do I have to prove it?” Jack asked, still wondering why he was sitting on the bench rather than standing.

“Well then little filly.” Jane said with a giggle, “Get up then!”

Jack looked away from her, got up, and smiled with his eyes closed.

“See? Not that small at all!” Jack said, crossing his arms and smirking in triumph.

Jane landed and stood right in-front of him, Jack looked up, “You were saying little filly?” Jane asked mockingly.

“.........” Jack fell silent, for his 6 ft 8 inch frame….was nothing to Jane’s 8 ft 9 inch frame.

“Holy fucking shit…” Jack thought, becoming speechless at how freaking tall she is.

Jane giggled then laughed, “Come on little filly. We’re off to see Princess Bitchy!” She said with a sarcastic smile.

“..........Wait who?” Jack asked, when he came to his senses, “Princess…..bitchy?” Jack asked, raising his eyebrows in confusion.

“Yeah me and the local princess don’t really get along.” Jane explained, “See her ex-marefriend, Bright Light, got a little handsy and I… kinda… knifed her and broke her wings…” She added not ashamed or anything!

“.......Sounds awesome.” Jack said smiling, “Bright Light sounds like…...an annoying mare.” Jack added, laughing.

“Not really just very… stupid.” Jane said with a giggle, “She’s actually a decent enough pony she just let’s her hormones and instincts control her more often than not. It’s actually the reason they broke up actually.” She added thoughtfully.

“Huh… Well that sucks.” Jack said, chuckling.

“How long have you lived here by the way?” Jack asked, curiously.

”About a… year in a half now…” Jane said, “Sadly I’m only on good terms with Pinkie Pie, Vi, and Tavi.” Jane added with a blush, “And oh are we on good terms!!”

“......They sound like nice ponies.” Jack said, smiling.

“But that Pinkie Pie one sounds weird…” Jack thought, shivering.

Jane saw the shiver, “Pinkie’s an alright mare. Kinda crazy but in a good way. Reeeaaaaallllyyyy flexible.” She said with a perverse giggle.

“Well….that’s nice to know.” Jack said, still not used to the height difference.

“So uh….where does this Princess live?” He asked, curiously.

“Oh she lives in Golden Oaks library with her assistant Barb.” Jane asked, “Barb’s pretty chill though, me and her sometimes go hang out with the CMC and read horror comics.” She added with a smile.

“Okay….. so can you bring me there then?” Jack asked, quirking an eyebrow.

“Sure just follow me cutie.” Jane said with a smirk, “And don’t stare at my flanks too hard lest you burn a hole in my skirt~!” She added teasingly.

“This….this mare…” Jack thought, blushing.

Jack sputtered some nonsense with a blush. “Shut up and bring me to this Princess please.” He mutters under his breath, loud enough for Jane to hear.

Jane giggled and nodded before leading off. And much to his embarrassment Jack did in fact stare at her flanks as she deliberately swayed them.

“Don’t stare at the flanks Jack! DON’T STARE AT THE EFFING HOT WHITE ASS JIGGLE!” Jack thought, trying really hard not to look at her flank and look everywhere but there.

“We here now?” Jack said, a heavy blush on his face.

Thankfully, they were now in front of the Golden Oaks tree, and Jack didn’t have to worry about Jane teasing him anymore.

“Here we are cutie.” Jane said, “Time to meet the princess.”

Jane opened the door and motioned Jack to follow, “Now move them cute little flanks there!” she said with a wink.

Jack blushed.

“Stop that!” He said, going inside with a shy expression.

“Ladies! The albino outcast has a new friend! And she’s a cute one too~!” Jane called as she entered.

“I am not cute.” Jack said, pouting.

When he fully walked in and came to view of the Library, he froze. “Hey Jane! Who’s the shrimp?” A rainbow maned blue skinned athletic goddess, in Jack’s opinion, asked with a crooked smirk.

Wait a minute….Rainbow Hair? …...oh god. Jack thought, now figuring out that this mare was the one who made that rainbow streak earlier. He didn’t say anything, he just waved with a meek smile on his face.

“And what happened to the little feller? She looks shy.” An orange mare with a stetson hat, smirking.

“Uhhhh….warning! Hot girl alert!” Jack thought, blushing at all the mares in this room that were….towering over him.

The butter-yellow mare meeped when she saw Jane and hid behind the orange one making Jack repress the urge to squeal over how cute she was.

“Oh my god! She is so freaking adorable!” Jack thought, smiling.

“Oh. Jane.” The purple mare, Twilight Jack recalled, said dryly, “Who’d you bring here now? I hope you’re not still trying to make up for nearly crippling Bright Light are you?”

“Nope.” Jane said callously, “I gave up on that like… a week after it happened.”

Everyone, including Jack, shuddered at Jane’s callousness towards nearly crippling another pony.

“Is this mare like a borderline psychopath or something?” Jack thought warily, “And why are all the crazies hot anyway?”

“Or actually for the fact, why are all the mares in this room so effing hot and I can’t help myself looking at them when they aren’t even my species?” Jack felt worried, for he was actually Liking the ponies in this room.

“Can I ask something?” Jack asked, looking confused.

“Of course.” Twilight said with a smile, “What’s on your mind?”

“Well… I was wondering… what the heck are you?” Jack asked, completely blurting out something stupid.

“Well we’re ponies silly-filly!” Said a spastic pink devil hopping around like a child on an unholy sugar rush, “What’re you??????? Do you like parties!?!?!??!”

Jack face-palmed. “No I mean…….what gender are you? What is this place? Where am I?” Jack asked again, muttering “I don’t frankly like parties.” quietly enough for Pinkie not to hear.

“Well… we’re mares…” Everyone giggled at that, “This is Ponyville, you’re in the country of Equestria in the continent of Elysium.” Twilight answered patiently, “Now… what are you?”

“I’m a human… from the state named Iowa, and a contenient named America. My world’s name is Earth.” Jack replied, smiling.

“Human?” The rainbow maned one said, “Damn… looks like I own Lyra fifty bits…” She grumbled.

Jack chuckled. “With all the mares I’ve seen here, I think stallions are a rare species of this world, should probably keep the little info of me being a guy a secret.” Jack thought, crossing his arms.

“You’re from another world? Oh I have so many questions!!!!” Twilight said excited.

Jack sighed. “Fire away.” He said, growing a blunt expression.

“I feel like I just signed myself to hell…” Jack thought, sitting down.

Said bad feeling only increased when the others and this busty lizard chick quickly escaped for the lack of a better world.

“Oh… fuck me…” Jack thought biting back a groan.

Jack felt like he should run, but he knew for a lack of no better word, that it would just be retarded.

Twilight smirks, “So! First question!” She said, bringing out a notepad and a pen.

Jack bit back a sigh, and waited for the questions.

Couple of hours later……….

Jack tiredly sat on the couch, arm over his eyes, trying to ignore the giggling of the mares and lizard chick that returned. Oddly Jane didn’t return though, she probably returned to her home or something.

“Knew I should’ve kept the man thing a secret.” Jack muttered, groaning in annoyance.

“And why is it that some of them have wings, some of them have... horns on their heads, and that Twilight has both?” Jack thought, still confused of that.

“Excuse me? But what are you doing?” The lizard asked, chuckling

“Trying to figure stuff out.” Jack said tiredly looking at the lizard chick thing, “And who are you? And what the hell are you?””

“Oh! I’m a dragoness! Name’s Barb!” She replied, smiling.

“Oh. Well nice to meet’cha Barb!” Jack said with a smile, “Cute name… gah! Why the hell do I keep thinking these things??” Jack wondered.

Barb chuckles. “Thanks.The other different ponies would’ve freaked out the moment i said I was a dragoness.” She said, giggling

“Why would they do that?” Jack asked curiously, “And where’d Jane go?”

“Cause ponies are scared of dragons. And Jane said she had to go do some business.” Barb replied, smirking.

“Well…..that’s interesting…. but I’m not scared of dragons…” Jack thought, chuckling.

“Oh daaarrrlling! Get away from the ‘man’ you might scare him with your advances.” Rarity said, smirking.

Jack felt confused, “What she talkin’ bout?” Jack thought, being annoyed.

The butter-yellow Pegasus giggled, “I’m sure she’s just being friendly Rarity.” She said with a smile, “Oh! My name’s Fluttershy.” She added.

Jack got up with a groan. “Nice to meet you Fluttershy,” He said, smiling.

“.....You seem pretty shy.” Jack stated, looking at her with a blunt expression.

“Well aren’t you a blunt critter.” The orange mare said, “I’m Applejack by the way.”

“Oh hi, Nice to meet you...uh...Applejack.” Jack said, smiling sheepishly.

“She is so hot…..” Jack thought, trying not to drool.

“Why is it that Jack has almost the same lovey-dovey stare that Barb used to have on Rarity?” Rainbow whispered to Twilight, confused.

“So….uh...are you Rarity?” Jack asked the white mare.

Rarity giggled, “Well of course I am darling! Who else am I?” She asked, winking.

When she winked Jack blushed lightly, and looked away with a shy expression.

”It’s like the second coming of Barb when we first moved here.” Twilight thought dryly, giggling silently behind her hand.

“Is the pink crazy one Pinkie Pie? I just...want to make sure,” Jack said, smiling. Let the fun begin!

Pinkie nodded happily, “I’m not crazy Jacky-boy! Everypony else is crazy and I’m the normal one!” The chirped giggling like a psychotic baboon.

Jack gulped, “Man I would really love not to be alone with her,” He whispered to himself in terror.

“So he’s a man huh? That means he’s the only stallion in existence.” Twilight thought, feeling herself get excited.

“So…..Jack?” Rainbow asked, fluttering over to him with a smirk.

Rainbow was 8 ft 3 in, and had….B cups. With a tank-top, and short leggings on.

Jack quirked an eyebrow, “What’s up?” He asked, wondering what she wanted.

“You know that you pretty much bucked yourself being here now right?” She teased him chuckling.

“Uhhhh….what?” Jack asked in confusion, blushing.

Pinkie sped over and shut Rainbow’s mouth with her hand. “Nothing Jacky-wacky! She is just trying to tease you! Right Rainbow?” Pinkie said, smirking.

Rainbow grew an understanding expression and nodded.

“What were you?” Jack felt confused, before he could say anything else though, Rarity walked up to him and smiled gently.

“Darling. Your clothes are um….ruined.” She said, making an ew sound.

“Yeah. And what about?” Jack asked, wondering why she was asking.

She grew a light blush, “I wondered if maybe I could bring you to my boutique and fix your clothes for you.” She asked, giggling.

The other 5 mares grew jealous looks.

“Well… uhh… since I’m living here, I might as well look around.” Jack said, shrugging.

Rarity smiled, “That’s great darling, just tell me when you’re ready.” She said, winking.

“Oh yeah!” Twilight said, just remembering something.

“What?” Jack said, looking curious.

“You have nowhere to live! So one of us is gonna have to take you in!” Twilight said, smiling.

“Oh. Shit.” Jack thought, now knowing what being between a rock and a hard place felt like.

“Uhh...” Jack said, trailing off.

Jane decided to returned and ‘steal’ the show then, “Sorry ladies! But Jacky already agreed to be my roomie! I already have an empty guest room and everything set up for him!”

The others ‘awed’ adorably, having sad expressions on their faces.

Jack blinked. “What? You did? Since when?” Jack asked, curiously.

“Oh why’d you think I didn’t return earlier little guy?” She asked teasingly, “And I figured since I was the first pony you met I’d put you up. It’s a good thing I don’t live in a cloud house hmm?”

“Yeah...but then and who do you live with? There has to be um...somepony you live with?” Jack said, figuring out having to say somepony was a better idea than body.

“Oh I live with Vi and Tavi! Err… Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.” Jane said, “They’re musicians; Vi’s a deejay that makes her own wubs and Tavi is a cellist for the Royal Canterlot Orchestra.”

“Oh! I will get along greatly with them then,” Jack said, smiling happily.

“Because I *LOVE** music!”* Jack thought, chuckling.

“So! Where is this place you live?” Jack asked, trying not to shiver at the glares the 6 mares were giving him.

“Freaking Jane, stealing the cute one,” Rarity thought, crossing her arms with a ‘hmph!’

“Yeah? Where do you live Jane?” Applejack asked, having a mad expression on her face.

“Nooooo! I wanted him to stay here so I could test a few things!” Twilight thought, making a pouting face.

“I live with Vi and Tavi. We expanded the place you know.” Jane said, “Barb helped expand the basement after all!” She added dryly.

Jack walks up to her, still not used to the frame difference and asked, “Can you take me there please?” Jack asked politely.

“Sure cutie. Oh just so you know… if you think I’m a tease just wait until you meet Vi!” Jane said with a giggle, “She might glomp you butt-naked! She’s a nudist in the house~!” She added teasingly, “Oh and she’s albino just like me too~!”

“Oh my god… a nudist.” Jack thought, now showing his blush and becoming a tomato.

“Well you take me there then?” Jack blurted out, blushing heavily.

“Sure. Follow me cutie!” She said now hovering the air, completely forgetting (or just not caring) that she was wearing a skirt and a thong, as she flew slowly out the door.

Jack must’ve been blind, for he did not see a single thing and just walked with her.

“See you girls later!” Jack said, opening the door with a smile.

He looked back to see the girls, waving bye with heart-broken expressions.

He didn’t know why, so he just shrugged and shut the door, following the white albino mare who was hovering in front of him.

“How are you doing that?” Jack asked, in awe at Jane hovering in front of him.

“Well I’ve got wings.” Jane said dryly, “But first…” Jane poked her head back into Golden Oaks, “Don’t worry girls! We won’t keep him all to ourselves! Sharing is caring you know!”

Jack blinked and sighed in annoyance.

“Well…..It seems Rainbow was right about me being bucked…” Jack thought, wondering why he is the only man or stallion here.

“I’m still here,” Jack stated, looking blunt.

“I know.” Jane said with a smirk, “Now come on! If you love my albino plot you’ll love Vi’s~!”

Jack blushes. “I don’t like your albino flank!” He said, failing hard at not trying to blush.

“You say you don’t like them.” Jane grinned, “But your blush says something else. Maybe if you’re a good-colt I’ll show you some more~!”

“That *BUCKING WHORSE*!!!” Rarity raged mentally.

“S-shut up.” Jack meekly said, following Jane to her home.

1 hour and 30 minutes later………..

“So this is your home huh?” Jack asked, quirking his eyebrows.

“Yeah what you think?” Jane asked with a smile.

“It’s a nightclub…” Jack deadpanned.

“Only on the weekends. Typically on those days Tavi and I shack up in Canterlot with a friend of hers.” I explained, “We don’t have to worry about Vi though, she’s got her wild orgy-days out of her during the beginning of her career as a deejay.” Jane added with a smirk, “In fact… that’s how we met…”

“Wow…..holy…” Jack said, his eyes widening in shock.

“.......Before I go in there, do they know that you’re bringing a guest?” Jack asked, shuddering.

“Oh yeah! Vi can’t wait to meet you~!” Jane said with a smile, “And Tavi… well do you like tea?”

“.....Kinda,” Jack said, shrugging.

“Well… you’ll learn to love it.” Jane said, “She makes a mean pot of tea and other than water, coffee, and the occasional cider that’s all we drink.”

“Oh…..Interesting,” Jack said, smiling.

“Can you tell them that I’m gonna have my eyes closed though, please?” Jack asked, curiously.

“Okay… I’ll go tell Vi you’re not ready for her smexiness~!” Jane teased before entering the nightclub/house.

Jack gulps. “No. I am not ready for the smexiness of anypony here right now.” Jack whispered to himself, shutting his eyes comfortably.

“Oi! Tavi! Make Vi put on some clothes! We got either a prude or a virgin as a roomie here!” Jane yelled after entering the house.

“I’m a fucking virgin.” Jack whispered, opening the door with his eyes shut.

“Oh? The rare stallion that you talked about is here? All right…” Octavia said, skeptically.

Jane guided Jack into the living room and sat him down on the couch, “Vi! You dressed yet!? Don’t make me come up there!!”

“Bring it! You can’t make me wear’em!!” Vi, Jack assumed, shot back from somewhere deeper in the house.

“You probably should Vinyl. Jane’s new friend here seems very...shy indeed,” Octavia asked, giggling.

Jane growled and stomped off leaving Jack alone with Tavi, “Damn stubborn sexy unicorn…” Jane muttered.

Jack felt the other pony beside him and just kept his eyes closed. “um….so who are you?” He asked, smiling sheepishly.

“Oh, my name is Octavia, but my friend Vinyl and Jane call me Tavi,” She said, in a refined British accent.

“And which one is Vinyl?” Jack asked, curiously.

A weight fell into Jack’s lap and he felt two modest-sized breasts pressing into his chest, “Ooo! He is cute~!” The mare, Vi Jack assumed, cooed in delight, “Did you bring us a colt-toy Jane? I knew there was a reason I love you~!”

Jack blushed and kept his eyes shut. “I am not opening them.” I felt my shirt rip off, “And I am not looking.” Jack stated, crossing his arms.

“Oh my….” Octavia said, feeling his chest.

“Please don’t touch me,” Jack said, biting back a moan.

“Hmm! My you’re quite a fit one aren’t you~!” Jane said, “You sure you don’t want to fool around?”

“Eenope,” Jack said, moving his head to the side.

“Okay. Down Vi!” Jane said pulling amorous unicorn off Jack, “And have you been talking to Gala Apple?”

“No I haven’t I am just not accepting this,” Jack said, shaking his head with his eyes still closed.

“Just playing! You’re so fun to tease!” Jane said, “Now Vi, seriously, getting some bucking clothes on before he keels over from embarrassment!”

Jack heard Vi stomp off, hopefully to get some clothes, and Jack risked opening his eyes.

Jack opened his eyes to see a brown mare with clothes on and Jane, with her usual stuff on.

“Phew!” Jack said, putting on a relieved smile.

“Don’t relax yet Jacky-boy~!” Jane said with a smirk, “We all sleep in the nude and we’re zombies in the morning without coffee. One time Vi wandered around Ponyville naked because she didn’t get her morning coffee.”

“Yes she did, and that day was very interesting indeed,” Octavia replied, giggling in her hand.

“Uhhhhh… frick, forgot to introduce myself. Name’s Jack,” He said to Octavia with a smile.

Octavia giggled, “Jane kept on going about the cute alien stallion she met.” Octavia said with a smirk, “It’s nice to know she wasn’t hallucinating again.”

“That was ONE time!” Jane whined, “How was I supposed to know Vi spiked my tea with acid!”

“Well don’t worry, I’m full male right here.” Jack said, laughing sheepishly.

Octavia’s pink eyes stared at him, and she smirked, “Well that’s nice to know.” She said, feeling his shoulder.

“Uh oh! Tavi’s got that look in her eye! Man I hope Vi’s brushed up on her silencing spells cause I think Jack got Mistress Tavi’s motor running!” Jane thought with a smirk.

“Are you coming on to me? And is Vinyl any worse?” Jack asked, noticing the huge brown mare feel him up. He felt terror seeping into him with what Vinyl would do to him when she’s back.

“Oh god...if Vinyl is worse I’m gonna end up like a second sun with how badly I blush.” Jack thought, gulping.

“Well… Vi she’s a… free-spirit you know? She has no filter between her brain and mouth, and she wears her heart on her sleeve.” Jane explained, “So… yeah. She’s a hundred times worse than Tavi or myself. We’ll try to reign her in okay? No promises though.”

Jack gulped, and felt Octavia touching his stomach. “Will you please stop feeling me?” He asked, a light blush growing.

The gray mare sighed, “Fine!” She said reluctantly, “I’m going to make Vi and Jane scream later tonight for bring this lovely looking creature here that’s a bloody prude!!” The ironic thing? Before Octavia met Vi she was a prude… go figure…

Jack chuckles. “I just uh….don’t want to...be molested right now.” He said, scratching his hair.

Than he heard somepony giggling behind him, and he felt like he was now trapped.

“Molested is such an ugly word!” Vi said in a… Brooklyn accent, “It’s more like… admiring the goods really.” Vi finished reaching down and playing his nipples.

“OH MY GOD!” Jack said, getting up and blushing heavily, “DON”T TOUCH THOSE please!” Jack squeaked out, blushing.

Jane groaned and cuffed Vi upside the head, “Damn it mare! Keep yourself under control! He hasn’t even been in this world for a whole bucking day!” She snapped, “Just because you’re all touchy-feely doesn’t mean everypony is!”

“Yeah! Maybe you should wait for him to get more comfortable before doing that!” Octavia said, glaring at her sternly.

Vi whined before moving to the chair opposite of the couch, allowing Jack his first sight of the… amorous unicorn. Well, for one… she wasn’t exactly wearing clothes. She was actually only wearing a bra and panties… very big panties. Oh, and lacy. VERY lacy!!

“Why are her panties so big?” Jack thought in confusion. She had violet eyes, he could tell from the purple glasses she wore, and saw that when she adjusted the glasses.  She was almost as white as Jane and or Rarity, that blue hair was all over the place too.

“So…. what time is it?” Jack asked Jane, quirking an eyebrow.

“Oh it’s about…” She looks at the clock, “11:30 p.m. why? She asked curiously, “Getting sleepy?”

Jack nods, yawning. “I’ve been up ever since 6:30 a.m and I am very tuckered out.”

“Can you maybe lead me to my guest room please?” Jack asked, smiling.

“Tavi? Could you show him the way? I wanna make sure Vi doesn’t try anything.” Jane said with a wiry smile.

“Of course. I’ll lead him there,” Tavi said, getting up with a smile. “Follow me Jack. I’ll take you there.” She said, motioning him to follow her.

Jack nodded, and followed her, without trying to look at her swaying flank.

Jane shook her head before looking at Vi, “Now listen. I know just how affectionate you can be. I love you for it! But seriously, we’ll have to take it slow with Jack. He’s damn skittish and a virgin so I think or exhibitionist nudists ways will have to retire at least for a short while. Besides I think he doesn’t even know about us ‘mares’ yet!”

“Fine! Fine… I’ll play softball with the cutie!” Vi grumbled with a pout, “And what do you mean he don’t know about us ‘mares’ you saying he doesn’t know about-” Jane slapped her hand over her muzzle.

“Shh! You don’t want him to hear do you? Can you imagine how bad he’ll freak if he finds out what mares are packing here!?” Jane hissed, “We want to help him settle before springing the whole ‘Oh yeah! Everypony here has something extra!’ thing on him??”

“Here’s your room Jack.” Octy said, smiling.

“Thanks.” Jack said, drowsily.

Octy smiled, and watched him go inside.

“Good night.” He said, waving good-night to Octavia.

“Night.” She replied, shutting the door quietly.

Jack sat on the bed with a sigh, and closed his eyes.

“All right. Glasses on table, and….nighty-night,” He said, yawning and shutting his eyes.

He started snoring peacefully and thought of one thing.

“Maybe things won’t be as bad as I thought here…” He thought, mentally smiling.