Deadpool vs. Travisby MargopoloGXChaptersHello asshole!He's gon' give it to ya!!FlutterPool. They are definitely fucked!The fourth wall has been shattered.What the Hell is Deadpool doing at the Sleepover?!?Hello asshole!Sunsets alarm went off at 8:30 AM. She sat up, stretching and yawning, as she looked out of her window, seeing the summer sun. School was out, and she and Travis had plenty of fun things to do. She looked to the sleeping boy on the other side of her bed. "Wake up Travis." She said in a kind voice. He sat up, his hair in a mess. "Good morning....." He said, rubbing his eyes. She hugged him as he sat up, smiling. He hugged her back. "What do you want for breakfast?" She asked, getting up. He followed suit. "Can I help?" He asked, walking into the kitchen of her apartment. She nodded. "But what do you WANT though?" She asked, opening the fridge. He shook his head. "What do you want, Sunset?" She looked to him smiling. "How about some eggs?" She asked, just as her phone rang. She grabbed it, looking at who was calling. It was Rainbow Dash. She answered the call. "Hey RD, what's up?" Rainbow gulped on her end. "H-Hey Sunset. What are you doing today?" Sunset walked to a corner. "Are you okay Rainbow? You sound nervous." RD facepalmed on her end. "Listen, are you guys free today? If you are, can you head to the beach? Me and the girls are sort of.... stuck here." She said, nervousness in her voice. Sunset looked concerned. "Are you guys okay? Did your car break down?" Rainbow sighed. "Listen, I can't give many details. Just.... Meet us at Canterlot Beach at 3:30. Pier 13." Rainbow hung up. "Good job girlie..... Now, I need that boy....." Said an all too familiar merc with a mouth, a gun in his hand that was on her head. "Why don't you go sit with your friends?" He said, pointing to the table that they were sitting at. He brought out a box. "If anyone touches this, it explodes, got it?" The girls nodded. "Now.... Who wants to play some Uno?" Sunset and Travis arrived to the beach at 3:21 PM. She looked to see her friends sitting at a table with a man in a red and black jumpsuit. She walked towards the table. "Hello?" The merc looked to Sunset. "I see that you brought my boy! He's worth a lot of money to me, so if you would kindly hand him over-" Sunset grabbed Travis, hugging him. "No way! What do you want with him?" This merc laughed. "I'm sorry- we forgot introductions! My name is Deadpool, a mercenary. I need to bring this guy to the man who hired me, so if you would-" Threw her phone at towards 'Deadpool' distracting him. She ran up to him kicking his face, as Rainbow looked to her in jealousy. "Ever since when did YOU learn karate?!?" She asked, excitement in her voice. "Ever since me and Flash got back together!" Deadpool stood up. "Motherfucker!!!" He yelled, putting his jaw back in place. He looked to Sunset, pulling out a pistol. "Daddy needs to express some rage....." He said, pointing the handgun towards her. Travis jumped in. "WAIT!!!" He yelled. Deadpool's gun still focused on the target. "Listen. If you let Sunset and her friends go..... I'll go with you." He said, looking at Deadpool. "Travis, I refuse-" Travis looked to Sunset, shaking his hand. "Can I give her ONE last message?" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. "Just make it quick. I want my money and I want it now." He said, putting the gun back in the holster. "Sunset...." She had tears in her eyes. The rest of her friends stared in horror. "Wear the mask. It will help...." He faced Deadpool. "I'm ready to go." Deadpool nodded, as he signaled a helicopter to come down. It had his logo spray-painted on it. "Oh, and by the way- that box wasn't a bomb. It's just an empty box!" Applejack stood up. "I knew he was bluffin'!!!" She yelled. Deadpool laughed on his way up to the helicopter. "Let's go kid. I can't believe that you hang out with such LOSERS." He said. Travis claimed the ladder, looking down to Sunset and her friends. "I know that you can do it....." He said, under his breath. The helicopter took off into the horizon, leaving Sunset and her friends looking in awe. "Are you alright, Sunset?" Pinkie ssked while sitting down next to her. She nodded, standing up. "I need to go..... Do you have a ride home?" Pinkie smiled while nodding. "Yeah! I brought the van so that we could head here, due to a phone call telling me that I won a HUGE prize. When we got here, we saw that guy, and he was holding a gun, and he was holding us hostage!" Sunset was bedazzled. "Oooookay then....... I need to get going then." She said, grabbing her motorcycle helmet. She put Travis' helmet in the sidecar as she started the vehicle. "Listen guys. I need you to come to Canterlot high in about.... Two hours. I might have something to show you...." She said, putting on her motorcycle helmet. "Bye!" She rode off, away to her apartment. The girls were confused (save for Fluttershy, who was crying into Rainbow's shirt because of the scary experience). What did she need to show them? Would it help get Travis back? Sunset stood outside of the school, holding the puppet mask in her hand. Would it bring him back? She saw Pinkies van. "Hey guys!" Rainbow came out of the drivers seat. "What do you need to show us?" She asked in a monotone voice. Sunset smiled. "Just watch....." She put the mask on, it's eyes glowing. Pitch black storm clouds covered the area, until lightning hit the floor, leaving a crater. The girls looked into the crater, seeing a pale figure that was wearing a tuxedo. "Ladies?" Author's Note I just wanna say, this is NOT the third part of the threequel. It is just a way to add in another character, so I won't need to make another fanfic. Also, the design is based off of this guy: Also, it is rated 'Mature' because of three reasons: some sex that you can CLOP to (yeah, you read that right. Sex between a bacon haired girl and a dead guy that was trapped in a mask for a SUPER long time and was presumably dead), a LOT of gore, and..... Deadpool. He's gon' give it to ya!!Twilight sat on her throne, along with her five other friends. She was currently telling about her travels to Canterlot High. About the children, Sunset turning herself around, Travis..... "My, darling, this 'Travis' person sounds amazing!" Rarity exclaimed, wanting to meet him. The others just stared at her as she fell into dream land. Twilight shook her head. "Anyways, he sacrificed himself for me and my friends at Canterlot High....." She looked to the book that was right next to her. "He was a good person...." Just as she said that, her book started to vibrate, which could only mean one thing. She opened it, revealing another letter from Sunset. Dear Princess Twilight, I don't want to take up too much of your time, so I'm gonna have to make this short. There are now TWO Travis', one alive and the other one that sacrificed himself with the mask. The one that is ALIVE has been captured by a mercenary known as 'Deadpool', while the other is trying his hardest to handle the situation. We've only had one run in with this guy, so we have no idea what he wants with Travis or where he's locate- wait, Fluttershy knows where he is. She just texted us. "I know where Deadpool is?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight shook her head. "Your HUMAN version knows where he is. Let's continue the letter." Twilight said, levitating the book once more. He's currently..... Sitting on the edge of the Canterlot Bridge, drawing. Anyways, are you avalible to come over right now? We could really use your help. Thank you, princess. -Your Friend, Sunset Shimmer "It sounds like they need your help, sugarcube. You should go on." Applejack stated. Her friends nodded. "I can't! I have to handle this kingdom!" Twilight protested. Rainbow interjected. "Come ON!!! I'd KILL for some adventure right now!!!" Everyone stared to Twilight, who sighed in defeat. "Are you sure that I should go?" They all nodded. "We can take care of the Kingdom for you- and I can throw the party!!!" Pinkie jumped in the air. "Okay then.... Just be sure to take care of the kingdom, okay?" They all nodded in response. "Now, where's Spike?" Fluttershy raised her hoof. "Yes Fluttershy?" Twilight rolled her eyes. "He's taking an eight day long nap. Dragons tend to do that." Twilight sighed. "I guess I'm going by myself then...." She walked towards a door. A very shiny door. She opened it, revealing a mirror. "Can you pull that lever, Pinkie?" Pinkie Pie nodded. Twilight levitated the book over to where the mirror was located, placing it on the platform. "Okay, Pinkie. You can pull the lever now!" She nodded once more as she pulled it down. The book started spinning, and the mirror opened up into a portal. "Are you guys SURE that you can handle the kingdom?" Rainbow laughed at this. "It'll be a piece of cake!" Twilight nodded. She stood in front of the mirror. "I'll be back as soon as I can. Take care, okay girls?" They individually nodded. "Okay then...." She stepped into the mirror, disappearing in it's pinkness. Spike walked in the room as Pinkie turned the portal off. "Does anyone know where Twilight is? I ended my eight day nap early so we could go stroll in the Canterlot gardens!" Deadpool sat on the edge of the Canterlot Bridge, hundreds of feet above the road below. Fluttershy parked her motorcycle, and texted her friends what he was doing. He was.... drawing? "Umm..... excuse me?" She looked to him in horror, thinking that he would shoot her or something. He remained on the bridge. She decided to sit down next to him. "Ummm.... excuse me?" He looked to her. She prepared for the worst... but nothing happened. "Hello." He finally replied. She looked to see what he was drawing. It was a picture of him shooting a ninja. "That's a nice drawing." She said. She noticed his radio, which wasn't on at the moment. He grabbed it. "Damn thing! It ran out of batteries." He said. He put it in his backpack, which was on the ground. Just as he did that, his watch's timer beeped. "So you like this picture, huh?" Fluttershy nodded. "Can you hold it for me?" He put it in her lap. He stood up, looking like he was going to fall. "I'll be back in... about an hour." He fell in the pencil stance, down into a car below. Fluttershy gasped, seeing that he fell into the car window. She got up, and went on her motorcycle hoping to catch him in time. Deadpool fell into the car, sitting down I between driver and passenger. "Thanks for the ride!" He said. He pulled his mask off, revealing his burnt face. "What's playin' right now?" The two men looked at him strangely just as the three others in the back pulled out guns. Deadpool turned on the sports news. "Ugh.... Why do people listen to this shit?" The man in the back put his gun to Deadpool's head and fired, leaving a hole. Deadpool looked back. "What the fuck was that?!?" He said. Blood dripped from his head. "Oh.... You're gonna get it now!" He pulled out a pistol, shooting the man in the face. The other two shot towards Deadpool, only one bullet hitting him. He stabbed the driver in the face with his sword, pulling his mask on while doing it. "All of you bitches are dead!" Fluttershy looked down to the car, seeing it flip over. It blew up. She looked in horror, a tear streaming from her eye..... until she saw Deadpool come out unharmed. "Damn losers....." He said under his breath. Author's Note Yay!!! Chapter two done!!! Lots of gore!!! FlutterPool. They are definitely fucked!Fluttershy looked on to see Deadpool come out of the vehicle alive. There were slight burns on his suit, but walked it off. Just as SWAT cars arrived, she climbed down a ladder leading to the lower level. Soldiers were walking out of the cars, and Deadpool was walking to them. They pointed their guns at him and he stopped. "Are you serious right now?" He facepalmed. "Just give me a second!" H said reaching for his back. The soldiers shot to him, leaving bullet holes in his suit. Fluttershy gasped. "What the-" He looked to his crotch. "Dammit! What the fuck!!!" He yelled. He reached for his back once more, grabbing... Headphones? They were the new 'Seats by Dr. Sre'. He put them on his ears as he turned his iPod on. I> Play "Now this is a good song!" He yelled. He started to bust out moves, confusing the SWAT officers. He started to dance with one of them. "What the-" Fluttershy was confused at what was happening. But as she turned her head away, she heard gunshots. She immediately looked the other way, seeing Deadpool jumping around, shooting the Swat team. They shot him back, and bullets were making cheese out of him. But for some reason, he didn't drop and die. He continued shooting with his twin pistols. "Are you gonna help or what?!?" Deadpool looked to Fluttershy. She didn't know HOW she could help. "I'm still holding your picture!!!" She yelled back. She finished the last steps of the ladder and went towards the fight. Swat officers aimed their guns at her. "Whoa!!! Don't shoot her!!!! I want all of the attention, not part of it!!!" Deadpool yelled. The officers continued to aim at Fluttershy. He sighed. "Hold these and hide behind something. Just..... shoot behind that trash can." Fluttershy nodded, recieving the guns from Deadpool. She had never held guns before..... she almost fainted at the sight of them, but Deadpool helped her. He turned off his music. (That's your cue!!!) "Whoa! You okay?" She noticed that bullets were putting holes in his back. She gasped at this. "I'm fine! These bullets are nothing!" He said. He pulled out his twin swords. "It's time to get a bit messy with it....." He said, angrily glaring to the officers. Fluttershy hid behind the trash can, not looking to the action. She cried that she was holding these twin pistols. *SLASH* *SLIT* *SPLASH* Fluttershy looked back, seeing Deadpool holding one guy by the neck. He was the last one. His sword was covered with blood. The other, sheathed. "Do you know where this child is?" Deadpool asked firmly, sheathing his other sword to grab a picture of..... Travis?!? "N-No sir. I am not allowed to speak.. B-Believe me, I w-would tell you if I could, but m-my lips are sealed." Deadpool chuckled. "Wrong answer..." He put the picture of Travis in his pocket, and grabbed his sword off of the ground. "Say nightie night." But something grabbed his arm, causing him not to kill this man. "Please don't...." He looked down, seeing Fluttershy crying. "Why shouldn't I?!? He doesn't have the info that I need, so he's useless now!!!" Fluttershy shook her head. "That may be true.... But letting him go would be the KIND thing to do." She said in a soft voice. He looked to the man. "P-Please. I have a f-family a-and four daughters." Deadpool sighed in defeat. "Fine...." He let the man go, which caused him to immediately flee. "Don't even THINK of coming back!!!" Deadpool yelled. He looked to Fluttershy, who smiled at him. "Do you still have my picture?" Travis, Rainbow, Sunset and Applejack were standing in front of the mirror, waiting for Twilight. Travis was a few inches taller than them, so he stood in the back. The mirror started rippling. And like a baby being born, out came Twilight. "Twilight!!!" They each yelled before hugging her. Travis eyed her mysteriously, before he put out his hand to help her up. "It is a pleasure to see you again, Twilight." He said. Rainbow Dash looked away, blushing while Twilight smiled sheepishly. "It's good to see you too!" She replied. Her smile quickly faded. "Where are the others?" She questioned. Sunset spoke first. "Pinkie is getting her house ready so you can stay. Rarity, meanwhile, is making you some new pajama's!" She said, smiling. Twilight blushed. "Oh.... That's so kind of them!" She looked around. "Where's Fluttershy?" Sunset sighed. "She believed that she could show this 'Deadpool' the magic of Friendship so he could give Travis back. I honestly don't know if it'll work." She said, a worried look in her eye. Travis was looking to the ducks out in the distance. "Do we need anyone else?" He asked. Sunset thought for a minute. "Foxy?" Travis nodded. "He IS the most unpredictable, so he COULD be useful...." He continued to stare at the ducks. "Are you okay Travis?" Sunset asked. He nodded in response. "Something about those ducks just...... Bothers me." He said. All that Sunset saw were four innocent ducklings, playing with each other. "What's bothering you?" Travis shook his head. "It's probably nothing......" He looked to the ducks. Black clouds swirled over them, so Travis went over and grabbed them. Lightning made another crater in the ground. He looked into it, seeing another figure with a hook and crazy red hair. "Did ye call for Foxy, the pirate Fox?" Author's Note Yay!!! A lot more gore!!! People getting shot, Travis is gonna fuck Twilight..... Well, shit. The fourth wall has been shattered.The three men looked at each other in the basement. They sat at a table that Pinkie set up for them. Deadpool had a beer in his hands, while Foxy and Travis drank tea. After a huge chug, Deadpool stood up. "I don't know about you bastards, but I'm remembering how huge those boobs were. Those girls need their v-cards taken away!!! I'll do it!!!" Foxy banged his tea on the table, Sunset hearing it from upstairs. "I'm sick of ye sea dogs sittin' around and talkin'!!! I need to get back to the spirit world!!!" He said, pulling a revolver out. "Now, who's ready to kill?" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. "I just killed a HOARD of soldiers earlier, but I can take a few more." Foxy shook his head while chuckling. "Ye ain't comin'. Yer stayin' here to watch ye ladies." Deadpool shrieked in excitement, yet he wasn't going to fuck them tonight. "Hey! What the hell Authour!!!" While Deadpool was TRYING to break the fourth wall, he couldn't. He tried his hardest and even was about to shit his pants. "What! Please don't do this to me!!!" He yelled. He ran upstairs to the bathroom, leaving the Author laughing gleefully. The girls stared at him on the way up, as he quickly entered the bathroom. He pulled down his pants, revealing his itty bitty dick. You could hardly even see it. "Hey!!! Let's not be harsh!!! Whenever I'm hard, I get PRETTY big!" "No you don't, dumbass!" Stuffy pointed out. Crazy was sitting and drinking tea. "How did you know that?!?" Crazy asked. The Author didn't give a shit and continued to write this terrible clop fic, even though it isn't really a clop fic. "Hey! Back to me!" Deadpool shouted. After he was finished shitting, he washed his hands and went outside. Travis and Foxy were exiting the basement and heading for the door. "Where are you two going?" Sunset asked. Travis hoped to not get noticed. He sighed and turned around. "We need to do something." She shook her head, a frown on her face. "What about us? Are you leaving us?" Travis shook his head. "Deadpool will be providing safety for you in case someone tries to hurt you." Deadpool walked out of the hallway. "Yeah. I 'can't come along', so I figured that I would stay here." He said, trying to imagine them naked. He couldn't because the author wanted to prevent him from getting a boner. "Now, that's just plain rude!" He shouted. The girls stared at him. "Let me make another call." He said, turning his phone on. He put it on his ear. "Yeah, is this pvzMLP? It is! Thank you for picking up, I was just wondering...... CAN YOU TELL MARGO TO STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?" pvzMLP hung up. "Dammit...." Sunset walked up to Travis, giving him a hug. "Can you at least tell me where you're going?" Travis chuckled. "Foxy's 'Pirate Cove' has some valuable things in it." He said, Foxy nodding in response. Applejack eyed Travis suspiciously. "An' you're sure that's the reason?" Travis nodded slowly. He opened the door. "We should be back by midnight." He said, a mischievious smile on his face. He and Foxy walked out of the house, and Deadpool stretched. "It's getting pretty late. Why don't you ladies go to bed so I can rape you?" None of the girls heard the last part, but decided to head off anyways. Deadpool wasn't gonna rape anyone tonight. "Fuck off Author!!! This is MY story!!!" He said, clenching his fists. He walked towards the basement, closing the door behind him. Sunset sat up, seeing that all of her friends were out of their sleeping bags. She got up, looking outside. "It's still nighttime?" She asked herself. The door was slightly open, light coming out of it. Crimson light. She opened the door, seeing blood stains on the walls and floors. She walked on looking to the bathroom door, seeing blood leaking out of it. She opened the door seeing.... Twilight impaled, the sword of Deadpool stuck to a wall. Right through her heart. Sunset gasped as she looked on in horror. She stumbled out of the bathroom until she tripped on the corpse of Rainbow Dash, a gunshot wound in her head. Tears in her eyes, she continued forward, seeing AJ, Rarity, and Pinkie, their heads pinned to the wall. She stepped into the living room, seeing Travis and Foxy on the ground. Deadpool was holding Fluttershy by the hair, his sword to her neck. Her tears dropped to the ground, making a small puddle. Sunset, sat down in shock. "Say goodnight...." Deadpool slit Fluttershy's throat and she fell to the ground, blood spilling out. He looked to Sunset, laughing maniacally. He pulled out a pistol. "Please don't hurt me....." She begged. He chuckled. "Welcome to Hell...." *BANG* Sunset woke up extremely sweaty. She was breathing hard, fear in her eyes. She looked around, seeing her friends, sleeping in a cozy manner. She stood up, walking to the door. No blood. She continued to sneak around the house, until she got to the basement door. She opened it, hearing faint talking. She snuck down the stairs, the talking getting louder. She peeked over the corner, seeing Deadpool without his mask, watching 'Terminator '. "Still gotta love the classics...." He's said, taking another sip of beer. His face was full of burns and scars. He looked like.... a testicle with teeth. She snuck back upstairs, glad that her friends were alive. Yet, she felt sad for Deadpool. Who gave him those scars? Author's Note It's getting DEEEEEEEEEP!!! Also, here you go, pvzMLP!!! What the Hell is Deadpool doing at the Sleepover?!?"Did ye call for Foxy, the pirate Fox?" The girls looked down, seeing a 16 year old boy, wearing a long, black leather jacket. He had four ear piercings, a shiny iron hook, and an eye patch, covering up the long cut on his eye. His right hand was machine, no skin on it. He also had..... A small beard on his chin. A red mustache covered the patch of skin under his nose. "That be me then!" He yelled. It was Foxy. All grown up. Sunset looked in awe, along with the three other girls behind her. He walked up the crater, revealing his ring and necklace. They were both gold, the design being skulls. He walked up to Travis, staring at him...... until he punched Travis in the face. "That's fer killin' yerself when you defeated Springtrap!" Travis rubbed his cheek, looking to Foxy in anger. "Is there gonna be an actual introduction?" Foxy sighed, putting his robotic hand out. Travis grabbed it. "It be good seein' you, mate." He hugged Travis, which caused him to hug back. Once Foxy broke the hug, he turned around seeing three awestruck girls. "Hello lasses." Sunset walked over to him, grabbing his robotic hand. "What.... happened?" Foxy chuckled. "I'm grown up now, lass." He stood a few inches above her, about as tall as Travis. "I can see that.... but the beard? The hand? The new getup?!?" Foxy sighed at this. "Listen, lass. I was thrown out of the spirit world. I lost my hand, my eye, my hook....." She noticed that his hook looked brand new. "Are you okay?" She hugged him, he patted her on the back. "I'm fine, lass." He looked to the other girls. Their eyes were wide. "I can see that ye be surprised 'bout my appearance." The three girls shook their heads. "Sorry!!! It's just.... You've grown.... Have you been getting bigger?" Rainbow asked in a kinky way. "I be likin' where this is goin'." Foxy stated with a sarcastic voice. Twilight interrupted the horny conversation. "So..... Foxy! It's good to see you again!" She smiled sheepishly as she felt a cold, metallic hand pat her on the back. "You too lass." Just then, Sunset got a text. Hey, Sunset. I'm bringing a special guest to the sleepover tonight, because he doesn't have anywhere to stay. Can you promise me that Travis won't attack him? Sunset was confused at this. Why would Travis attack this person? Who is he? It was a good thirty seconds before Fluttershy responded. Now, don't freak out. I'm bringing Deadpool with us. Sunset gasped and almost dropped her phone. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BRING DEADPOOL TO THE SLEEPOVER?!? Travis looked over to Sunset. "Are you doing alright Sunset?" She smiled sheepishly while nodding. She looked to her phone. He's a very kind person when you get to know him. I thought that we should maybe be his friends. Pinkie approved. Sunset facepalmed. Are you sure? He is a very dangerous person. She watched her phone for about two minutes until Fluttershy replied. He promised not to be mean or hurt anyone. He is excited to meet you all! Travis looked to Sunset. "It's time to go...." He said walking towards her. "Are you okay?" She nodded, putting her phone away. Travis put his hand on her shoulder. "What's the matter?" Sunset sighed. "Will you PROMISE not to freak out?" Travis nodded. "Okay. Deadpool is staying at the sleepover with us." Travis nodded. "And?" Sunset looked to him. And? "That's it." He shrugged his shoulders. "That's nothing to worry about! Me and Deadpool go WAAAAAAAAY back." Sunset looked to Travis, confused. "What do you mean?" Travis chuckled. "You shouldn't worry. Just.... Don't get on his 'angry' side." Sunset sighed. "Are you sure that we'll be alright?" Travis nodded. "I'll make sure of it...." Travis sat on the couch, waiting for Fluttershy to arrive with Deadpool. Sunset and Pinkie were playing the new 'Legend of Nightmare' game, while AJ and Rainbow were having an arm wrestle. Twilight sat next to Travis, cuddling with him (Even though she didn't realize it). Hello? Is anyone there? You idiot! We're not supposed to be here until next chapter!!! Ugh.... What the fuck are you doing in this chapter? You know what? I don't want to hear it! Into the next chapter, NOW!!! Anyways, there were three light knocks on the door. Pinkie immediatley ran to the door. "Who is iiiit?" Someone coughed outside. It sounded like a male. "It's me." Fluttershy said, Pinkie opening the door in response. She saw Fluttershy in her sweater, smiling. She also saw the guy that tried to kill her (me!!!). He held up a bag. "I brought chimichangas!!!" The girls looked at this guy, in confusion. Didn't he want to kill them? "It is a pleasure to meet you: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset...." He eyed Sunset, and held his hand out. She grabbed it, shaking his hand. His eyes were narrow. ".......Shimmer" She blushed. "Anyways....... If you guys just called the party, you just got it!!!" Travis shook his head while chuckling. "My old friend, we shouldn't waste our time with this sleepover. Me, you, and Foxy need to meet in the basement. Right now." Deadpool sighed. "They all still have their virginity though! Can't I take it away?" Fluttershy was the only one who chuckled. Everyone eyed her. "Sorry. The joke WAS funny though." She said, a small giggle following afterwards. Deadpool sighed. "Before we go, I need to make a phone call." He took out his iPhone. "Yo! Margo!" What the fuck? How are you breaking the fourth wall right now? "No idea! Anyways...... WE NEED MORE THAN 1000 FUCKING WORDS PER CHAPTER!!!!" The girls are all looking at you. You know that, right? "I know they are looking at me. That's not the point! I need more than 1000 words!" No. 1000 words is a HUGE number for me. "You know what? Talk to my dick." Author's Note Can you tell Sunset that she's my waifu? HELL NO!!! I could cancel the ENTIRE story, ya know. Maybe next chapter then......
Hello asshole!Sunsets alarm went off at 8:30 AM. She sat up, stretching and yawning, as she looked out of her window, seeing the summer sun. School was out, and she and Travis had plenty of fun things to do. She looked to the sleeping boy on the other side of her bed. "Wake up Travis." She said in a kind voice. He sat up, his hair in a mess. "Good morning....." He said, rubbing his eyes. She hugged him as he sat up, smiling. He hugged her back. "What do you want for breakfast?" She asked, getting up. He followed suit. "Can I help?" He asked, walking into the kitchen of her apartment. She nodded. "But what do you WANT though?" She asked, opening the fridge. He shook his head. "What do you want, Sunset?" She looked to him smiling. "How about some eggs?" She asked, just as her phone rang. She grabbed it, looking at who was calling. It was Rainbow Dash. She answered the call. "Hey RD, what's up?" Rainbow gulped on her end. "H-Hey Sunset. What are you doing today?" Sunset walked to a corner. "Are you okay Rainbow? You sound nervous." RD facepalmed on her end. "Listen, are you guys free today? If you are, can you head to the beach? Me and the girls are sort of.... stuck here." She said, nervousness in her voice. Sunset looked concerned. "Are you guys okay? Did your car break down?" Rainbow sighed. "Listen, I can't give many details. Just.... Meet us at Canterlot Beach at 3:30. Pier 13." Rainbow hung up. "Good job girlie..... Now, I need that boy....." Said an all too familiar merc with a mouth, a gun in his hand that was on her head. "Why don't you go sit with your friends?" He said, pointing to the table that they were sitting at. He brought out a box. "If anyone touches this, it explodes, got it?" The girls nodded. "Now.... Who wants to play some Uno?" Sunset and Travis arrived to the beach at 3:21 PM. She looked to see her friends sitting at a table with a man in a red and black jumpsuit. She walked towards the table. "Hello?" The merc looked to Sunset. "I see that you brought my boy! He's worth a lot of money to me, so if you would kindly hand him over-" Sunset grabbed Travis, hugging him. "No way! What do you want with him?" This merc laughed. "I'm sorry- we forgot introductions! My name is Deadpool, a mercenary. I need to bring this guy to the man who hired me, so if you would-" Threw her phone at towards 'Deadpool' distracting him. She ran up to him kicking his face, as Rainbow looked to her in jealousy. "Ever since when did YOU learn karate?!?" She asked, excitement in her voice. "Ever since me and Flash got back together!" Deadpool stood up. "Motherfucker!!!" He yelled, putting his jaw back in place. He looked to Sunset, pulling out a pistol. "Daddy needs to express some rage....." He said, pointing the handgun towards her. Travis jumped in. "WAIT!!!" He yelled. Deadpool's gun still focused on the target. "Listen. If you let Sunset and her friends go..... I'll go with you." He said, looking at Deadpool. "Travis, I refuse-" Travis looked to Sunset, shaking his hand. "Can I give her ONE last message?" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. "Just make it quick. I want my money and I want it now." He said, putting the gun back in the holster. "Sunset...." She had tears in her eyes. The rest of her friends stared in horror. "Wear the mask. It will help...." He faced Deadpool. "I'm ready to go." Deadpool nodded, as he signaled a helicopter to come down. It had his logo spray-painted on it. "Oh, and by the way- that box wasn't a bomb. It's just an empty box!" Applejack stood up. "I knew he was bluffin'!!!" She yelled. Deadpool laughed on his way up to the helicopter. "Let's go kid. I can't believe that you hang out with such LOSERS." He said. Travis claimed the ladder, looking down to Sunset and her friends. "I know that you can do it....." He said, under his breath. The helicopter took off into the horizon, leaving Sunset and her friends looking in awe. "Are you alright, Sunset?" Pinkie ssked while sitting down next to her. She nodded, standing up. "I need to go..... Do you have a ride home?" Pinkie smiled while nodding. "Yeah! I brought the van so that we could head here, due to a phone call telling me that I won a HUGE prize. When we got here, we saw that guy, and he was holding a gun, and he was holding us hostage!" Sunset was bedazzled. "Oooookay then....... I need to get going then." She said, grabbing her motorcycle helmet. She put Travis' helmet in the sidecar as she started the vehicle. "Listen guys. I need you to come to Canterlot high in about.... Two hours. I might have something to show you...." She said, putting on her motorcycle helmet. "Bye!" She rode off, away to her apartment. The girls were confused (save for Fluttershy, who was crying into Rainbow's shirt because of the scary experience). What did she need to show them? Would it help get Travis back? Sunset stood outside of the school, holding the puppet mask in her hand. Would it bring him back? She saw Pinkies van. "Hey guys!" Rainbow came out of the drivers seat. "What do you need to show us?" She asked in a monotone voice. Sunset smiled. "Just watch....." She put the mask on, it's eyes glowing. Pitch black storm clouds covered the area, until lightning hit the floor, leaving a crater. The girls looked into the crater, seeing a pale figure that was wearing a tuxedo. "Ladies?" Author's Note I just wanna say, this is NOT the third part of the threequel. It is just a way to add in another character, so I won't need to make another fanfic. Also, the design is based off of this guy: Also, it is rated 'Mature' because of three reasons: some sex that you can CLOP to (yeah, you read that right. Sex between a bacon haired girl and a dead guy that was trapped in a mask for a SUPER long time and was presumably dead), a LOT of gore, and..... Deadpool.
He's gon' give it to ya!!Twilight sat on her throne, along with her five other friends. She was currently telling about her travels to Canterlot High. About the children, Sunset turning herself around, Travis..... "My, darling, this 'Travis' person sounds amazing!" Rarity exclaimed, wanting to meet him. The others just stared at her as she fell into dream land. Twilight shook her head. "Anyways, he sacrificed himself for me and my friends at Canterlot High....." She looked to the book that was right next to her. "He was a good person...." Just as she said that, her book started to vibrate, which could only mean one thing. She opened it, revealing another letter from Sunset. Dear Princess Twilight, I don't want to take up too much of your time, so I'm gonna have to make this short. There are now TWO Travis', one alive and the other one that sacrificed himself with the mask. The one that is ALIVE has been captured by a mercenary known as 'Deadpool', while the other is trying his hardest to handle the situation. We've only had one run in with this guy, so we have no idea what he wants with Travis or where he's locate- wait, Fluttershy knows where he is. She just texted us. "I know where Deadpool is?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight shook her head. "Your HUMAN version knows where he is. Let's continue the letter." Twilight said, levitating the book once more. He's currently..... Sitting on the edge of the Canterlot Bridge, drawing. Anyways, are you avalible to come over right now? We could really use your help. Thank you, princess. -Your Friend, Sunset Shimmer "It sounds like they need your help, sugarcube. You should go on." Applejack stated. Her friends nodded. "I can't! I have to handle this kingdom!" Twilight protested. Rainbow interjected. "Come ON!!! I'd KILL for some adventure right now!!!" Everyone stared to Twilight, who sighed in defeat. "Are you sure that I should go?" They all nodded. "We can take care of the Kingdom for you- and I can throw the party!!!" Pinkie jumped in the air. "Okay then.... Just be sure to take care of the kingdom, okay?" They all nodded in response. "Now, where's Spike?" Fluttershy raised her hoof. "Yes Fluttershy?" Twilight rolled her eyes. "He's taking an eight day long nap. Dragons tend to do that." Twilight sighed. "I guess I'm going by myself then...." She walked towards a door. A very shiny door. She opened it, revealing a mirror. "Can you pull that lever, Pinkie?" Pinkie Pie nodded. Twilight levitated the book over to where the mirror was located, placing it on the platform. "Okay, Pinkie. You can pull the lever now!" She nodded once more as she pulled it down. The book started spinning, and the mirror opened up into a portal. "Are you guys SURE that you can handle the kingdom?" Rainbow laughed at this. "It'll be a piece of cake!" Twilight nodded. She stood in front of the mirror. "I'll be back as soon as I can. Take care, okay girls?" They individually nodded. "Okay then...." She stepped into the mirror, disappearing in it's pinkness. Spike walked in the room as Pinkie turned the portal off. "Does anyone know where Twilight is? I ended my eight day nap early so we could go stroll in the Canterlot gardens!" Deadpool sat on the edge of the Canterlot Bridge, hundreds of feet above the road below. Fluttershy parked her motorcycle, and texted her friends what he was doing. He was.... drawing? "Umm..... excuse me?" She looked to him in horror, thinking that he would shoot her or something. He remained on the bridge. She decided to sit down next to him. "Ummm.... excuse me?" He looked to her. She prepared for the worst... but nothing happened. "Hello." He finally replied. She looked to see what he was drawing. It was a picture of him shooting a ninja. "That's a nice drawing." She said. She noticed his radio, which wasn't on at the moment. He grabbed it. "Damn thing! It ran out of batteries." He said. He put it in his backpack, which was on the ground. Just as he did that, his watch's timer beeped. "So you like this picture, huh?" Fluttershy nodded. "Can you hold it for me?" He put it in her lap. He stood up, looking like he was going to fall. "I'll be back in... about an hour." He fell in the pencil stance, down into a car below. Fluttershy gasped, seeing that he fell into the car window. She got up, and went on her motorcycle hoping to catch him in time. Deadpool fell into the car, sitting down I between driver and passenger. "Thanks for the ride!" He said. He pulled his mask off, revealing his burnt face. "What's playin' right now?" The two men looked at him strangely just as the three others in the back pulled out guns. Deadpool turned on the sports news. "Ugh.... Why do people listen to this shit?" The man in the back put his gun to Deadpool's head and fired, leaving a hole. Deadpool looked back. "What the fuck was that?!?" He said. Blood dripped from his head. "Oh.... You're gonna get it now!" He pulled out a pistol, shooting the man in the face. The other two shot towards Deadpool, only one bullet hitting him. He stabbed the driver in the face with his sword, pulling his mask on while doing it. "All of you bitches are dead!" Fluttershy looked down to the car, seeing it flip over. It blew up. She looked in horror, a tear streaming from her eye..... until she saw Deadpool come out unharmed. "Damn losers....." He said under his breath. Author's Note Yay!!! Chapter two done!!! Lots of gore!!!
FlutterPool. They are definitely fucked!Fluttershy looked on to see Deadpool come out of the vehicle alive. There were slight burns on his suit, but walked it off. Just as SWAT cars arrived, she climbed down a ladder leading to the lower level. Soldiers were walking out of the cars, and Deadpool was walking to them. They pointed their guns at him and he stopped. "Are you serious right now?" He facepalmed. "Just give me a second!" H said reaching for his back. The soldiers shot to him, leaving bullet holes in his suit. Fluttershy gasped. "What the-" He looked to his crotch. "Dammit! What the fuck!!!" He yelled. He reached for his back once more, grabbing... Headphones? They were the new 'Seats by Dr. Sre'. He put them on his ears as he turned his iPod on. I> Play "Now this is a good song!" He yelled. He started to bust out moves, confusing the SWAT officers. He started to dance with one of them. "What the-" Fluttershy was confused at what was happening. But as she turned her head away, she heard gunshots. She immediately looked the other way, seeing Deadpool jumping around, shooting the Swat team. They shot him back, and bullets were making cheese out of him. But for some reason, he didn't drop and die. He continued shooting with his twin pistols. "Are you gonna help or what?!?" Deadpool looked to Fluttershy. She didn't know HOW she could help. "I'm still holding your picture!!!" She yelled back. She finished the last steps of the ladder and went towards the fight. Swat officers aimed their guns at her. "Whoa!!! Don't shoot her!!!! I want all of the attention, not part of it!!!" Deadpool yelled. The officers continued to aim at Fluttershy. He sighed. "Hold these and hide behind something. Just..... shoot behind that trash can." Fluttershy nodded, recieving the guns from Deadpool. She had never held guns before..... she almost fainted at the sight of them, but Deadpool helped her. He turned off his music. (That's your cue!!!) "Whoa! You okay?" She noticed that bullets were putting holes in his back. She gasped at this. "I'm fine! These bullets are nothing!" He said. He pulled out his twin swords. "It's time to get a bit messy with it....." He said, angrily glaring to the officers. Fluttershy hid behind the trash can, not looking to the action. She cried that she was holding these twin pistols. *SLASH* *SLIT* *SPLASH* Fluttershy looked back, seeing Deadpool holding one guy by the neck. He was the last one. His sword was covered with blood. The other, sheathed. "Do you know where this child is?" Deadpool asked firmly, sheathing his other sword to grab a picture of..... Travis?!? "N-No sir. I am not allowed to speak.. B-Believe me, I w-would tell you if I could, but m-my lips are sealed." Deadpool chuckled. "Wrong answer..." He put the picture of Travis in his pocket, and grabbed his sword off of the ground. "Say nightie night." But something grabbed his arm, causing him not to kill this man. "Please don't...." He looked down, seeing Fluttershy crying. "Why shouldn't I?!? He doesn't have the info that I need, so he's useless now!!!" Fluttershy shook her head. "That may be true.... But letting him go would be the KIND thing to do." She said in a soft voice. He looked to the man. "P-Please. I have a f-family a-and four daughters." Deadpool sighed in defeat. "Fine...." He let the man go, which caused him to immediately flee. "Don't even THINK of coming back!!!" Deadpool yelled. He looked to Fluttershy, who smiled at him. "Do you still have my picture?" Travis, Rainbow, Sunset and Applejack were standing in front of the mirror, waiting for Twilight. Travis was a few inches taller than them, so he stood in the back. The mirror started rippling. And like a baby being born, out came Twilight. "Twilight!!!" They each yelled before hugging her. Travis eyed her mysteriously, before he put out his hand to help her up. "It is a pleasure to see you again, Twilight." He said. Rainbow Dash looked away, blushing while Twilight smiled sheepishly. "It's good to see you too!" She replied. Her smile quickly faded. "Where are the others?" She questioned. Sunset spoke first. "Pinkie is getting her house ready so you can stay. Rarity, meanwhile, is making you some new pajama's!" She said, smiling. Twilight blushed. "Oh.... That's so kind of them!" She looked around. "Where's Fluttershy?" Sunset sighed. "She believed that she could show this 'Deadpool' the magic of Friendship so he could give Travis back. I honestly don't know if it'll work." She said, a worried look in her eye. Travis was looking to the ducks out in the distance. "Do we need anyone else?" He asked. Sunset thought for a minute. "Foxy?" Travis nodded. "He IS the most unpredictable, so he COULD be useful...." He continued to stare at the ducks. "Are you okay Travis?" Sunset asked. He nodded in response. "Something about those ducks just...... Bothers me." He said. All that Sunset saw were four innocent ducklings, playing with each other. "What's bothering you?" Travis shook his head. "It's probably nothing......" He looked to the ducks. Black clouds swirled over them, so Travis went over and grabbed them. Lightning made another crater in the ground. He looked into it, seeing another figure with a hook and crazy red hair. "Did ye call for Foxy, the pirate Fox?" Author's Note Yay!!! A lot more gore!!! People getting shot, Travis is gonna fuck Twilight..... Well, shit.
The fourth wall has been shattered.The three men looked at each other in the basement. They sat at a table that Pinkie set up for them. Deadpool had a beer in his hands, while Foxy and Travis drank tea. After a huge chug, Deadpool stood up. "I don't know about you bastards, but I'm remembering how huge those boobs were. Those girls need their v-cards taken away!!! I'll do it!!!" Foxy banged his tea on the table, Sunset hearing it from upstairs. "I'm sick of ye sea dogs sittin' around and talkin'!!! I need to get back to the spirit world!!!" He said, pulling a revolver out. "Now, who's ready to kill?" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. "I just killed a HOARD of soldiers earlier, but I can take a few more." Foxy shook his head while chuckling. "Ye ain't comin'. Yer stayin' here to watch ye ladies." Deadpool shrieked in excitement, yet he wasn't going to fuck them tonight. "Hey! What the hell Authour!!!" While Deadpool was TRYING to break the fourth wall, he couldn't. He tried his hardest and even was about to shit his pants. "What! Please don't do this to me!!!" He yelled. He ran upstairs to the bathroom, leaving the Author laughing gleefully. The girls stared at him on the way up, as he quickly entered the bathroom. He pulled down his pants, revealing his itty bitty dick. You could hardly even see it. "Hey!!! Let's not be harsh!!! Whenever I'm hard, I get PRETTY big!" "No you don't, dumbass!" Stuffy pointed out. Crazy was sitting and drinking tea. "How did you know that?!?" Crazy asked. The Author didn't give a shit and continued to write this terrible clop fic, even though it isn't really a clop fic. "Hey! Back to me!" Deadpool shouted. After he was finished shitting, he washed his hands and went outside. Travis and Foxy were exiting the basement and heading for the door. "Where are you two going?" Sunset asked. Travis hoped to not get noticed. He sighed and turned around. "We need to do something." She shook her head, a frown on her face. "What about us? Are you leaving us?" Travis shook his head. "Deadpool will be providing safety for you in case someone tries to hurt you." Deadpool walked out of the hallway. "Yeah. I 'can't come along', so I figured that I would stay here." He said, trying to imagine them naked. He couldn't because the author wanted to prevent him from getting a boner. "Now, that's just plain rude!" He shouted. The girls stared at him. "Let me make another call." He said, turning his phone on. He put it on his ear. "Yeah, is this pvzMLP? It is! Thank you for picking up, I was just wondering...... CAN YOU TELL MARGO TO STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?" pvzMLP hung up. "Dammit...." Sunset walked up to Travis, giving him a hug. "Can you at least tell me where you're going?" Travis chuckled. "Foxy's 'Pirate Cove' has some valuable things in it." He said, Foxy nodding in response. Applejack eyed Travis suspiciously. "An' you're sure that's the reason?" Travis nodded slowly. He opened the door. "We should be back by midnight." He said, a mischievious smile on his face. He and Foxy walked out of the house, and Deadpool stretched. "It's getting pretty late. Why don't you ladies go to bed so I can rape you?" None of the girls heard the last part, but decided to head off anyways. Deadpool wasn't gonna rape anyone tonight. "Fuck off Author!!! This is MY story!!!" He said, clenching his fists. He walked towards the basement, closing the door behind him. Sunset sat up, seeing that all of her friends were out of their sleeping bags. She got up, looking outside. "It's still nighttime?" She asked herself. The door was slightly open, light coming out of it. Crimson light. She opened the door, seeing blood stains on the walls and floors. She walked on looking to the bathroom door, seeing blood leaking out of it. She opened the door seeing.... Twilight impaled, the sword of Deadpool stuck to a wall. Right through her heart. Sunset gasped as she looked on in horror. She stumbled out of the bathroom until she tripped on the corpse of Rainbow Dash, a gunshot wound in her head. Tears in her eyes, she continued forward, seeing AJ, Rarity, and Pinkie, their heads pinned to the wall. She stepped into the living room, seeing Travis and Foxy on the ground. Deadpool was holding Fluttershy by the hair, his sword to her neck. Her tears dropped to the ground, making a small puddle. Sunset, sat down in shock. "Say goodnight...." Deadpool slit Fluttershy's throat and she fell to the ground, blood spilling out. He looked to Sunset, laughing maniacally. He pulled out a pistol. "Please don't hurt me....." She begged. He chuckled. "Welcome to Hell...." *BANG* Sunset woke up extremely sweaty. She was breathing hard, fear in her eyes. She looked around, seeing her friends, sleeping in a cozy manner. She stood up, walking to the door. No blood. She continued to sneak around the house, until she got to the basement door. She opened it, hearing faint talking. She snuck down the stairs, the talking getting louder. She peeked over the corner, seeing Deadpool without his mask, watching 'Terminator '. "Still gotta love the classics...." He's said, taking another sip of beer. His face was full of burns and scars. He looked like.... a testicle with teeth. She snuck back upstairs, glad that her friends were alive. Yet, she felt sad for Deadpool. Who gave him those scars? Author's Note It's getting DEEEEEEEEEP!!! Also, here you go, pvzMLP!!!
What the Hell is Deadpool doing at the Sleepover?!?"Did ye call for Foxy, the pirate Fox?" The girls looked down, seeing a 16 year old boy, wearing a long, black leather jacket. He had four ear piercings, a shiny iron hook, and an eye patch, covering up the long cut on his eye. His right hand was machine, no skin on it. He also had..... A small beard on his chin. A red mustache covered the patch of skin under his nose. "That be me then!" He yelled. It was Foxy. All grown up. Sunset looked in awe, along with the three other girls behind her. He walked up the crater, revealing his ring and necklace. They were both gold, the design being skulls. He walked up to Travis, staring at him...... until he punched Travis in the face. "That's fer killin' yerself when you defeated Springtrap!" Travis rubbed his cheek, looking to Foxy in anger. "Is there gonna be an actual introduction?" Foxy sighed, putting his robotic hand out. Travis grabbed it. "It be good seein' you, mate." He hugged Travis, which caused him to hug back. Once Foxy broke the hug, he turned around seeing three awestruck girls. "Hello lasses." Sunset walked over to him, grabbing his robotic hand. "What.... happened?" Foxy chuckled. "I'm grown up now, lass." He stood a few inches above her, about as tall as Travis. "I can see that.... but the beard? The hand? The new getup?!?" Foxy sighed at this. "Listen, lass. I was thrown out of the spirit world. I lost my hand, my eye, my hook....." She noticed that his hook looked brand new. "Are you okay?" She hugged him, he patted her on the back. "I'm fine, lass." He looked to the other girls. Their eyes were wide. "I can see that ye be surprised 'bout my appearance." The three girls shook their heads. "Sorry!!! It's just.... You've grown.... Have you been getting bigger?" Rainbow asked in a kinky way. "I be likin' where this is goin'." Foxy stated with a sarcastic voice. Twilight interrupted the horny conversation. "So..... Foxy! It's good to see you again!" She smiled sheepishly as she felt a cold, metallic hand pat her on the back. "You too lass." Just then, Sunset got a text. Hey, Sunset. I'm bringing a special guest to the sleepover tonight, because he doesn't have anywhere to stay. Can you promise me that Travis won't attack him? Sunset was confused at this. Why would Travis attack this person? Who is he? It was a good thirty seconds before Fluttershy responded. Now, don't freak out. I'm bringing Deadpool with us. Sunset gasped and almost dropped her phone. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BRING DEADPOOL TO THE SLEEPOVER?!? Travis looked over to Sunset. "Are you doing alright Sunset?" She smiled sheepishly while nodding. She looked to her phone. He's a very kind person when you get to know him. I thought that we should maybe be his friends. Pinkie approved. Sunset facepalmed. Are you sure? He is a very dangerous person. She watched her phone for about two minutes until Fluttershy replied. He promised not to be mean or hurt anyone. He is excited to meet you all! Travis looked to Sunset. "It's time to go...." He said walking towards her. "Are you okay?" She nodded, putting her phone away. Travis put his hand on her shoulder. "What's the matter?" Sunset sighed. "Will you PROMISE not to freak out?" Travis nodded. "Okay. Deadpool is staying at the sleepover with us." Travis nodded. "And?" Sunset looked to him. And? "That's it." He shrugged his shoulders. "That's nothing to worry about! Me and Deadpool go WAAAAAAAAY back." Sunset looked to Travis, confused. "What do you mean?" Travis chuckled. "You shouldn't worry. Just.... Don't get on his 'angry' side." Sunset sighed. "Are you sure that we'll be alright?" Travis nodded. "I'll make sure of it...." Travis sat on the couch, waiting for Fluttershy to arrive with Deadpool. Sunset and Pinkie were playing the new 'Legend of Nightmare' game, while AJ and Rainbow were having an arm wrestle. Twilight sat next to Travis, cuddling with him (Even though she didn't realize it). Hello? Is anyone there? You idiot! We're not supposed to be here until next chapter!!! Ugh.... What the fuck are you doing in this chapter? You know what? I don't want to hear it! Into the next chapter, NOW!!! Anyways, there were three light knocks on the door. Pinkie immediatley ran to the door. "Who is iiiit?" Someone coughed outside. It sounded like a male. "It's me." Fluttershy said, Pinkie opening the door in response. She saw Fluttershy in her sweater, smiling. She also saw the guy that tried to kill her (me!!!). He held up a bag. "I brought chimichangas!!!" The girls looked at this guy, in confusion. Didn't he want to kill them? "It is a pleasure to meet you: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset...." He eyed Sunset, and held his hand out. She grabbed it, shaking his hand. His eyes were narrow. ".......Shimmer" She blushed. "Anyways....... If you guys just called the party, you just got it!!!" Travis shook his head while chuckling. "My old friend, we shouldn't waste our time with this sleepover. Me, you, and Foxy need to meet in the basement. Right now." Deadpool sighed. "They all still have their virginity though! Can't I take it away?" Fluttershy was the only one who chuckled. Everyone eyed her. "Sorry. The joke WAS funny though." She said, a small giggle following afterwards. Deadpool sighed. "Before we go, I need to make a phone call." He took out his iPhone. "Yo! Margo!" What the fuck? How are you breaking the fourth wall right now? "No idea! Anyways...... WE NEED MORE THAN 1000 FUCKING WORDS PER CHAPTER!!!!" The girls are all looking at you. You know that, right? "I know they are looking at me. That's not the point! I need more than 1000 words!" No. 1000 words is a HUGE number for me. "You know what? Talk to my dick." Author's Note Can you tell Sunset that she's my waifu? HELL NO!!! I could cancel the ENTIRE story, ya know. Maybe next chapter then......
