the death of bunghole and arrival in aquestria
the death of bunghole and arrival in aquestria
deep within runny custard forest a ninja named bunghole was training with his turd chucks and dysentery blade the cold diarrhea flow of movement as fast as a turd from improperly digested chili tearing threw a butthole as he hacks threw the training dummys 1 by 1 as he sings while he starts to throw dung chucks at his opponent training dummys his robes made from panda skin but right as he is about to eat liquid constipation a evil villain drops down and bunghole glares and hisses "captain lemon piss." the figure then draws out lemon bombs sitrus sherkins and a lime bomb the dung and citrus disc's colliding mid air as bunghole and captain lemon continue to fight he then sweeps lemon off his feet and starts to beat him senseless with the turd chuck only to get 3 citrus discs to the back and 2 swift kicks 1 to the guts and the other to his nether regions then lemon grabs bunghole by the neck and repeatably punches him in the face and then throws him into the wall the crap bricks busting apart and falling to the ground but bunghole was not out yet he pulls out his dung bomb and rolls it at lemon only for lemon to punt it away and it fills the air with the smell of tech's ass and lemon begins to vomit up bile and then starts to gag and choke from the smell of shit dunghole sinks more shit stars into lemon's back causing him to gasp in pain and vomit madly from having breathed in the smell and then bunghole staggers starting to feel dizzy the citrus trying to take effect (btw citrus in this universe is kinda like poison/neurotoxin.) his vision begins to sway causing him to stumble and stagger as he started to be overwhelmed by the poisonous citrus as lemon slowly limps over to bunghole who now lays helpless on the floor bunghole shivering violently his eye balls rolling around in his skull before snapping to and rolling outta the way of a lime knife and knocking lemon to the ground square on his bony ass bunghole's vision seeing double then he sees triples as he stumbles into glass and other sharp stuff as he stumbles weakly managing to say "god..dammit lemon..eat my..shit..and die.." as he slumps against a wall; and goes to throw 1 last poop shurkin but the strength just isn't in his limbs anymore and his body goes limp falling to the ground with a loud thud hitting the dung brick so hard crap dust flying up from the impact and bunghole rolls outta the way of a sword that lands inches away from his head and he jumps backwards before pulling it outta the ground as they hit their blades making weird sounds as they hit each other and lemon utters "prepare to die bunghole this temple of anuus is soon to be mine and the butthole clan shall fall." but before he can taker another move bunghole slices him in half but the bomb in lemon's chest explodes and blows bunghole threw 3 walls each impact more and more lethal
as the sound of alarms fill his ears and their flashing fills his vision starts to fade and bunghole says "my fellow clan..plz forgive me." as he vomits up his nacho cheese like blood and collapses his eyes a glassy grey..but instead of a light blackness surrounds him as he falls fort what feels like forever until the feeling of pain,bile and the registration of bodily damage mysteriously fade away and his eyes open their 3 pupil-ed alien origin burning bright as he looked around a forest but little did he know..he was not alone. (to be continued in the next chapter)
