On Her Majesty's Service

by Frutti di Mare

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure
Length: 5617

Set in an alt. universe where the Elements of Harmony never existed.

In an alternate universe Princess Luna never grew bitter of her sister, and was never sent to the Moon.
The Elements of Harmony never existed.
But when trouble arises, Princess Celestia forms an elite squad of ponies to protect Equestria.

(Thanks to Vigilant_Watch, ThatAnonPony, RedAllex and everyone else for their help!)

Published 2012-05-26 18:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-06 15:57:25 UTC

Prologue: Vagabond

"Sister? We are going to visit somepony today." The white alicorn said.

The darker alicorn was lowering the moon, so that the other one could raise the day again.

"I hope it's not the Mayor of Hoofington again."

"No. I want you to keep in mind that this pony has made some mistakes, but we will offer him redemption." Celestia said.

Some mistakes? What did her sister mean by this?

"You...you do not suggest that we are going to go talk to a criminal?" Luna asked.

"Precisely. I have a proposal for him, and I wish that you accompany me."

What in Equestria did her sister have in mind again?

"What is it that you are offering this pony?"

Celestia smiled.

"I'll fill you in on the way there."

Luna hated it when her sister was so cryptic.

***

The two alicorn sisters, Celestia and Luna had ruled Equestria in harmony as long as I can remember.
Today they came to visit me. I don't get visitors very often.You might wonder why nopony visits me.
Well, that's none of your business. But allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ricochet. I'm a pegasus.
You haven't seen me before, have you? Not surprising. Nopony sees me.
But for the sake of a good story, imagine a slender grey pegasus with a spiky black mane and dark blue eyes.
My cutie mark is something you don't often see on a pegasus.
See, usually pegasi have a cutie mark featuring a cloud, a rainbow, or a star maybe...
But my cutie mark is something else entirely..a boomerang.
I was told that it represents my way of always coming back, no matter how far you throw me.

The room I am sitting in is very dull. It's few meters from floor to the roof, and has enough room for me to trot a full circle.
No more, no less. As for why I was placed in here, the reason is simple: I am a thief.
Not a very good one at that, as I was finally caught few months ago.
However, today the two princesses came to visit me. I refused to talk to them first. But what did I have to lose?

"Ricochet, we have come to make you an offer." Celestia started in a regal tone she always had.

After she spoke, I slowly turned my head towards the alicorn sisters.
Why would they offer anything to me? I don't need their pity.

"I'm sure a pegasus like you doesn't enjoy a small room like this." Luna said.

Was she kidding? I love this room. That's why I spend all my time here. No. That's not it.

"Get to business."

Celestia walked closer towards me, leaning her head closer to my level.
I turned my face away from her.

"Ricochet, you may be a thief, but you are still one of my little ponies. Do you seek redemption for your crimes?"

Do I? No. I regret nothing. Thank you for your time, now you can leave me alone in this dull room.

"Yes." I lied. Anything to get out of this white box.

Luna then continued: "As you know, the Royal Guard not only protects us, it is also issued to defend our subjects from threats such as dragons and other dangerous creatures."

"And what does this have to do with me?"

"Patience, Ricochet." Celestia said.

The dark alicorn elaborated: "Recently, more dangerous creatures have been coming from the Everfree Forest.
The Royal Guard can not handle all these monsters, and me and my sister are too caught in our royal duties."

"I still don't see how I could be of any use to you. I'm a thief, not a hero."

"We know of your special talent. Thus, we propose that you join our new team of ponies meant to handle some of these threats. If you accept, we will let you have your freedom."

After Luna finished, I gave my situation a quick review. Dragons? Let's see. Burn to crisp, or rot here.
At least I get to stretch my hooves a little. And well...the dragons are bound to have some treasure on them.

"Fine." I said.

The two princesses smiled.

"Excellent."

Chapter 1: Vox Populi

Daily Dragon office, Hoofington, 11:27 PM.

I was standing in front of my desk again. It was awfully dusty, and there were piles of unfinished paperwork on it.The past weeks had been lousy. Nothing newsworthy had popped up. Tomorrow the newest issue of DD would have to be ready. I was glad that I had Luna's moon to keep company for me on this gloomy night. I took a look at the mirror on the wall. A white colt with a shaggy blue mane, sporting a tarnished fedora. I tipped my hat to the mirror image, but I was then startled by the door opening behind me:

"Dusk? You crazy pony, don't you know what time it is?"

That's Bloom for you. She's my photographer, and always taking care of other ponies. Whether they want it or not. It's sort of sweet. But sometimes it gets so sweet it gives me cavities.

"Listen, Bloom. We have nothing for the paper tomorrow, and I have to think of something." I said.

Her cyan eyes gave me a look of disbelief. One could get lost in them if you were to look at them for long enough.

"You know that's not true. We have an article on the princesses visiting the Mayor."

The article she mentioned was not something exactly interesting. There was a photo of Celestia and the Mayor,
and some conversation shared between them. They were discussing renovations involving the town library. I then turned my attention back to my photographer, who was eagerly waiting for me to say something.

"I think I have an idea." I then said, and tipped my fedora a little with my right hoof.

"Well speak up, ace." she pressed.

"We should do a gallup on the recent monster attacks."

Just recently, there had been more hydras than usual roaming near the town. Nopony had been eaten though.I was sure that I should bring some attention to this before something went horribly wrong. Hydras were pretty fast at reproducing, and should they make a nest nearby, it would take a while to clear it out.

"Good idea, Dusk. We should be able to get that done tomorrow, before the paper goes to print."

I motioned towards the door with my right hoof, hoping she would just go and let me do my job.

"You can go home now, Bloom. I'll just turn the lights off and go."

"Whatever you say, chief!" she chirped and trotted out of the door.

I was alone with the moon again, and tried to go through my papers once more. After an hour I finally gave up, turned the lights off and went home. Tomorrow it would all work out.

***

Town Square, Hoofington, 02:15PM

I tipped my fedora a little to shade my muzzle from the bright rays of the sun. The town square was full of ponies at this time of the day. Mares and colts trotting around buying, selling, or just hanging out with their friends. Some of them had knowing looks in their eyes. Should be easy enough to have some questions answered.

"Hey, Dusk!' somepony yelled from behind me. 'Over here!'"

It was Bloom. She galloped towards me with her camera swinging around. She was wearing a wide-brimmed hat that matched her pale blue coat. Her fashion tended to be flashier than her camera.

"Hello, Bloom." I greeted her as she stopped.

Now that my photographer had arrived, it was time to get to work. I looked around for ponies who didn't look too busy to answer some questions. A green stallion with a red bandana was idly standing next to the apple stands.
I motioned towards him, and Bloom followed me.

"Good day! We are reporters for the Daily Dragon. Would you like to answer a question or two?" Bloom inquired.

"Sure, why not." he said.

"We could start with your name." I continued.

"Apple Fritter. I grow apples."

"As a farmer, what's your opinion on the increased monster activity near the town?"

"Well, I can't stand it. The darn things are eating my crops!"

"Thank you for your time, Mr. Fritter." I said.

"Would you like to buy some apples while you're here, Mr. Reporter?" he asked.

"No thanks."

After I finally convinced him that I didn't need any apples, Bloom and I walked back to where we started.

"Well, Dusk?" she asked.

"Two more ponies should do. What were you taking pictures of just now?"

"I saw this handsome stallion walk by, and I asked him to pose." she enthused.

"You're kidding. You're kidding, right?"

Bloom didn't give me any response, so I thought I should leave it at that. There was no point in arguing with that mare.
We made our way towards the market place where we saw more farmers selling the fruits of their labor. I looked around for ponies to interview, and it seemed hopeless until I spotted an upper class mare with a curly blonde mane who was inspecting some cherries.

"Hello, ma'am. We're reporters for the Daily Dragon. Would you mind if we asked you some questions?"

The mare dropped the cherries she was levitating with her magic, and turned towards us with a smug smile on her face.

"Oh, not at all, darling."

Bloom giggled. I guess it's funny when they call me "darling". I brushed it off and continued:

"What's your name?"

The mare giggled a little, and then smiled even more widely.

"It's polite to introduce yourself first, Mr. Reporter."

I was taken by surprise. Ponies don't usually force such manners on me.

"Dusk Star, at your service." I said and tipped my hat.

"Midnight Bloom, but you may call me Bloom. Nice to meet you!"

The mare kept giggling. Why do I always end up interviewing all the lunatics?

"So nice to meet young ponies with such good manners."

"Now then, your name, please." I inquired.

"Emerald Shine. I am an actress. Now what is it that you wanted to ask me, Starry?"

Bloom had hard time holding her laughter in. I tried to look as professional as possible.

"I...What do you think of the recent increase in monsters around the town?"

She pondered for a moment. I noticed her gaze moving slightly left as she talked.
I remembered hearing that it was a sign that somepony was lying, but I couldn't recall if it was a hoax or not.

"I am sure that we are completely safe. The Royal Guard handles threats like this with ease."

"Thank you for your time, Ms. Shine." I scribbled some more notes, and turned to leave.
I could barely take one or two steps, before I heard her voice again behind me, making me cringe:

"Anytime, Starry!"

After we managed to get around the next corner, Bloom burst into laughter.

"Somepony has a thing for you, Dusk!"

Once again, I didn't bother answering.
We made our way back to the town square, and after making sure Emerald Shine was not present,
I started looking for the last pony to question for the gallup.
Soon we found our "victim". A white stallion in golden armor. Royal Guard was in town.

"Pardon me, Mr. Guard, but would you mind answering a few questions?" I asked.

The guardspony didn't seem to notice me, so I tried again.

"We're reporters for the Daily Dragon, could we ask you some questions?"

I soon gave up, and decided that we should try asking somepony else.
But Bloom insisted that this was a one time chance:

"Dusk, if anypony here knows something about the monster attacks, it's him!"

She was right. I tipped my fedora, and looked the guard right in the eyes.
His blank expression remained pointed at the horizon. The guard was definitely a professional.
But I was a professional too. It was show time.

"You know you want to answer my questions."

The guard waved his head from side to side.

"You don't? Not even just one question?"

"No."

"Aha! You just did!"

The guard looked me in the eyes, and finally seemed to acknowledge my existence.
It was show time. Time for Daily Dragon office secret tactic #15!

"Muffins!" I yelled with my chords of steel.

"What? You have muffins?"

Bloom then jumped in and started her part of the clever plan. This had never failed before.

"Why, yes we do! And we will share them with you if you answer just one itsy bitsy question!"

"No...I can't. I can't just give you secret information because you will bring me muffins!"

"Imagine it! A sweet, tasty blueberry muffin! Fresh from the bakery, all yours. You are getting hungry, right? Standing here all day, no food. Nothing to eat. I can just hear your tummy rumbling!"

The guard was sweating under the gaze of Bloom's cyan eyes and persuading words. He looked hesitant, but his stomach would not let him deny an offer as good as this.

"They're coming from the Everfree Forest. And that's already more than you should know."

He looked at the press card on my hat, and then continued.

"Now, bring me my muffins, you blackmailing scoundrels!"

After we brought him some excellent muffins from the nearest bakery, we made our way back to the office.

Chapter 2: Vocation

The breeze in my mane was an amazing feeling after the years spent in imprisonment. My dark coat was almost invisible against Luna's beautiful night sky, so I didn't have to worry about being spotted by avid stargazers. The magnificent city below me was a work of art, a combination of the unicorn's magic and the Earth pony's might. My freedom was returned to me by Princess Celestia and her sister just moments ago. The guards gave me some odd looks, but they did not dare to say a word as I walked to the gate with the two alicorns. But the most joyful moment came when Celestia removed the binds on my wings. Ordinary chains would have been easy for me to break, so they had taken this into consideration and had used special magical binds on my wings, making it impossible to fly away.

As my hooves touched the roof of the office building below me, I looked down at the starlit city. The sturdy yet elegant architecture seemed to glimmer as the moon light touched it. I was sent to Hoofington by the princesses to find a former student of Celestia's called Emerald Shine. According to Celestia, she had the astonishing ability to bend the whole spectrum of light into her whims, utilizing it as illusions and mirages, and also in her acting career to get some special touch to her roles. Without her in the team, the future of Equestria would look rather dark.

I started making my way towards the town square, gliding down from the roof. After landing at the Town Square, I heard a crunching noise under my hooves. I quickly rolled out of harm's way, ready to face the deadly, frightening...box of muffins?

"Run Richie, Muffin the Bonecrusher is after you!" I mumbled to myself as I carried the box to the nearest trash bin. Can't these ponies clean up after themselves? Yeah, you're the one to talk. Maybe I should go pull a garbage van? I didn't seem to have the nerves a dragon slayer would surely need to avoid getting burned to crisp...or worse.
I opened my saddlebag with my wing and reached for the note Luna had given me:
"Winter Street 1711". That must be the address of the unicorn.

After arriving at Emerald Shine's house, I observed the building. It was a blue two-story house, simple yet elegant, and had a large window on the second floor. The first floor had four smaller windows, and a door with an ornate knocker on it.
Behind the second floor window was what looked like the bedroom. Emerald Shine was not there, so she was most likely awake. I flew up to the window, and perceived it carefully for alarm systems. There were none. The mare was little too confident. I first placed the tension wrench into the lower portion of the keyhole, and applied it clockwise. It moved about a fraction of an inch. I then inserted the pick inside the lock, and started to slowly push the pins out of the way. Finally, with a click, the lock opened. I hopped in to the room.

The walls of the bedroom were decorated with lots of paintings. Most of them were different scenery from around the world. But what caught my attention was the largest painting on my right. It covered almost half of the wall, and portrayed Celestia fighting a chimera like creature above a volcano. It looked pretty expensive, but no thief could possibly carry a painting of that size out of the house. On the opposite wall was a similar painting, but this time with Princess Luna and a more shadowy alicorn, with eyes like those of a dragon. I reached my hoof towards the painting, followed by a jab to my face. I wasn't here to steal anything, or I would go back to my little white box. And that wouldn't be fun at all, would it? Neither of the two creatures paired with the royal sisters looked familiar to me, but I didn't let that distract me as I opened the door which I presumed would lead to a hallway. I checked both ways, not a soul in sight.

Making my way downstairs, I found what I was looking for: Emerald Shine. But she was lying on the floor and looked hurt. I reached into my bag again, and grabbed the healing potion. After pouring some of it down her throat, she coughed a little and with a gasp, she quickly hopped up, and her horn lit in an emerald green light.

"Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?"

I was little concerned about what had happened to her, but the mare looked crazy enough to have knocked herself out.
Maybe it was time to explain myself, even if just to avoid getting killed by the utensils she was aiming at me.

"My name is Ricochet, and I was sent here by Princess Celestia."

The mare was caught in a flashback for a moment, before turning her attention back to my person.

"Celestia sent you? Likely story! You look more like ruffian thief to me."

What gave me away? The fact that I am sneaking in somepony's house at night?

"While I am a thief, or at least used to be, I was sent by her, and I can prove it."

I took the scroll Celestia had given me in case this would happen, and tossed it to the mare, who caught it in an aura of green magic, and started examining it, determined that it was a sham.

"You are telling the truth." she said, almost surprised.

Now that I wasn't about to get impaled by magical silverware, I tried to talk to her about her condition.

"Do you have a reason for lying around unconscious, or is that just some unicorn thing?

"I heard some noise from downstairs, but when I came to investigate, somepony knocked me out!"

Somepony knocked her out? Was there someone else in the house? I figured I should find this person before they would knock me out, too. And buck them in the face.

"Hold it!" she then yelled from behind me as I was trotting to the hallway.

"What is it?"

"I'm coming with you. This is my house after all, and I want to find the idiot who goes around knocking ponies out."

While her idea was something to consider, I preferred working alone.

"I suggest that you go back to sleep, and maybe lock the doors and windows next time you do."

I barely managed to dodge a fork flying at me. What the hay was she thinking?

"I am coming with you."

As Emerald Shine left me no choice, I decided that we should find the culprit as fast as possible. She then covered the house in a bubble of magic.The attacker wouldn't be able to leave the house now.As I had not seen anyone come out of the house, he was still inside. Sucks to be him.

"So you didn't see who or what knocked you out?" I asked her again.

"No! If I did, I would've told you, wouldn't I?"

I guess that makes sense. Well, if this person is a thief, I should know where exactly they would go. We dashed to the bedroom, and caught a shade reaching for the painting of Celestia and the chimera. Was he really thinking he could carry that thing out of here? Even I, with considerable expertise, decided that it was not worth the trouble.
The cloaked pony had not noticed us yet, so I tried to sneak in and get him surprise.
Before he could realize what happened, I bucked him out cold.

"Ok, let's see what we have here..." I whispered, and moved the hood from the colt's face.

It was a dark brown colt with pale yellow mane. I didn't recognize him from my time in Thieves Guild. Probably some newbie crook thinking he could make some bits by stealing from a wealthy actress. Well, he picked the wrong house to rob. Emerald Shine then turned to me.

"Thank you for your help, Ricochet. That painting is very precious to me."

I gave her a nod, and walked to the window to make my leave.

"Wait!"

I turned back to the leafy green mare. She then wrote something on a scroll, and levitated it to me. I dropped the scroll into the saddlebag, and closed the boomerang shaped pin.

"Take it to Celestia."

As I was about to leave, I thought of something that had been bothering me.

"Did that thief really think he could carry that painting out of here?"

Emerald Shine gave me a chuckle.

"You're a silly pony, Richie."

She then walked to the painting, and pressed the sun symbol on Celestia's flank. The painting moved out of the way to reveal a safe with complicated looking number locks on it.

"If you had taken a closer look at this painting, you would've noticed."

I was dumbfounded. How in Equestria did I not think of that? The so called "master thief".

"But you didn't come here to rob me, did you? No wonder you didn't pay attention to it."

The mare giggled and walked back to her bed.

"Close the window after you leave, darling."

I looked at her for a moment, and then left. After closing the window, of course.

Chapter 3: Venerable

Daily Dragon office, Hoofington, 09:47 AM.

After forcing the third cup of coffee down my throat, I finally felt awake. The wall next to my desk was full of letters sent to me about the increased monster attacks. While I had gained some information on the matter, I had to find out more. Even if it meant entering the Everfree Forest. I swept the huge pile of paper on my desk to the trash bin. There was no time for interviews concerning the newest developments involving the town library renovation.Bloom then bounced from around the corner, humming some cheery tune. She had brushed her mane differently this morning. Instead of brushing it over her eyes like she usually did, it was now spiky and pointing towards the roof, and made her look like one radical photographer. Now just how in Equestria did that filly make it stick like that...?

"Good morning, Dusk! Isn't it a wonderful day? I feel like I'm just buzzing with energy!" she enthused as she bounced around.

"I see you styled your mane little differently today." I remarked.

"Oh you noticed? This is the newest fashion! Hey, how about I style your mane like this?" Bloom asked with glee.

"No thanks. Besides, you can't even see my mane from under my fedora." I explained, and tried to move away from the demon barber of Sweet Street. I like my mane as it is.

"You're such a party pooper, Dusk! Well, what are we gonna do today?" she asked, and tilted her head slightly.

"I thought that we could have a nice picnic." I said with a smile.

"Oh! Where are we going? Should I bring my camera?"

Bloom was instantly excited by the idea, and was right at my face as I answered her:

"To the Everfree Forest. And yes, bring the camera. I will bring the food."'

***

Hoofington Train Station, Hoofington, 10:27 AM.

The smell of charcoal filled the air. Around me was a small crowd of ponies, each ready to take the train to Ponyville. Most of them would only take the train to Ponyville because it was on the way to Canterlot.
But I was on the way to Everfree Forest, and the only known entrance was there. The train would leave at 10:30, and there was no sight of Bloom yet. If that filly was slacking just because we were going to enter a forest full of dangerous, pony eating creatures...I would understand her. But I was a reporter, and it was my job to find the truth, and bring it for everypony to see. Whether Bloom would come or not, I would take the train, and-

"Dusk! Come on!' a familiar voice yelled from behind me. 'The train is leaving soon, get on!'"

"Bloom! What the hay are you doing there?" I asked in confusion.

"The same thing you should be doing! Taking the train to Ponyville! Now get on, we have work to do!"

I decided to just get on the train and not ask how she slipped by me. After taking our seats, I checked my notes once more.
The Royal Guard had said that the creatures were coming from the Everfree. Now was the time to see why they were coming from there. The trip had lasted for about 30 minutes when the train arrived to Ponyville, the bright and cheery dot on the map of Equestria. I took in a breath of fresh air. Not so common in Hoofington anymore.

Ponyville Town Center, Ponyville, 11:46 AM.

We wandered for a while before coming face-to-face with a large Earth pony whose eyes were covered by a bandana.

"Good day, Mr. We are reporters for the Daily Dragon, have you seen any monsters around here?" I started.

The huge pony did not answer. He simply turned his snout towards me, and took in some air.

"You don't smell like an idiot. Can't you see my eyes are covered?" he then asked in a gruff voice.

"I'm so sorry! Please, accept my apology!" I started, and felt like bucking my face off for being so...blind?

"Hmph. Apologies are overrated. Have a nice day." he then said, and walked off.

After he had walked around the corner, Bloom gave me a jab with her hoof:

"Nice job, ace."

I was feeling bad enough already, so I ran after the mysterious pony. After I caught up, he instantly turned my way. More sniffing. He then stomped the ground a couple of times, tilted his head, and then asked me:

"What do you want?"

"Sir, I am very sorry about my earlier behavior, is there any way I could make it up to you?" I asked.

"I could go for some apple cider. The local farm makes some excellent cider." he then said, and gave me a hearty laugh.

We then followed the colt, who even with his eyes covered, could navigate the town a lot better than I. Every once in a while, he stopped to either stomp the ground or sniff the air, and then resuming his earlier speed. Bloom nudged me to ask him why he had covered his eyes, but I decided to refrain from further questions until after we had all had some quality cider.
When he stopped next to the local cafeteria, I paid another look to the biggest Earth pony I had seen.
He had a short, messy mane in the color of dark red, and his coat was orange. The cutie mark on his flank was a boulder with a horseshoe on it. I had no idea what the meaning of the cutie mark was supposed to be.

"So, Boulder. Why do you cover your eyes?" Bloom chirped at him and smiled widely.

"How did you know my name, little filly?" he asked without revealing any surprise in his voice.

"There's a boulder on your flank, so I thought I would call you Boulder until I hear your name, but this was quite the plunder!"

Boulder then sniffed Bloom a couple of times.

"You're a photographer, you have a bush of daffodils in your house and you recently had magic applied to your mane."

Our jaws dropped in astonishment. This pony was good at what he did. And I finally knew how she made her mane stick like that. I wonder what he smelled when he sniffed me? Boulder prompted me to go order the ciders, so I walked to the waiter and ordered 3 ciders. He gave me a nod, and walked off to get them. We took our seats at the table, save for Boulder, who preferred to stand. After our mugs arrived, he wolfed the drink down, as if he had been thirsty for a long time.

"Ahh...That was the best cider I have had for a while! Thank you, Mr. Reporter."

"It was my pleasure. My name is Dusk Star, and this porcupine is Midnight Bloom, my photographer...which you deduced already."

He gave another laugh, and asked me for piece of paper and a pencil. I reached into my bag and put them in front of him. The blind colt started to scribble something on the paper. I had no idea how he could scribble anything with his eyes concealed, but I had learned not to question funny things happening. I blame Bloom for that.
After he finished, he dropped the note in front of my partner and said:

"You ponies are crazy to go there, but I smell tenacity in you, kid. If I didn't tell you how to, you would just find some other pony to tell you how to get there. But remember, do not stray from the path."

I thanked the colt for his advice and company, and walked off to leave. But after taking one step, something was still bothering me. I tugged Bloom to follow me, and walked back to the colt. He was once again stomping the ground.

"Mr. Boulder, could I ask you one more question?" I started.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Why is it that you cover your eyes?"

"Because your eyes can deceive you. I learned that the hard way long ago. Without my eyes, I can see the world around me as it really is. The smell of a pony cannot lie. Heartbeats cannot be altered. And the earth below us tells the truth. Always."

He then sniffed the air once more, and trotted off. I decided that the answer was enough to satisfy me for now. Bloom and I took a look at the note he had scribbled. It was a map to the entrance of the Everfree Forest.
How did a blind pony draw that anyway? After we left the cafe, it was time to go get some supplies.
Bloom was still bouncing and humming. She probably thought we had just made a new friend, but Boulder had seemed rather grim despite his eccentric demeanor. I don't know why, but I had a feeling that we would meet again in the near future.
The streets of Ponyville were full of joyful ponies, each of them would greet us with a smile.
Bloom was left and right, taking pictures of all the ponies she met. I tried to look around for some place that would sell what I needed, but the town seemed to mostly consist of bakeries and small carts selling vegetables. Apples and cupcakes wouldn't stop a manticore, and I wasn't sure a cockatrice would leave me alone if I offered it some pie. I was looking for something with more kick in it, but if this was all they had, I would surely need to improvise.

"Dusk! Isn't this wonderful? Look, this is my new friend, Shiny Bell! She makes bells! Isn't that wonderful?" Bloom squeed.

"Yes, that's just fantastic. Have you seen any stores that don't sell food here?" I asked her, hoping that maybe one of her new friends would know something.

"What are you looking for, then?" Shiny Bell asked me.

"Something to protect me and Bloom here from dangerous creatures." I answered her.

Shiny Bell then looked around, as if to see if anyone was listening, and then leaned close to my ear.

"I know the pony you are looking for. Here's the address." she said and slipped a piece of paper into my saddlebag.

I looked in confusion at the kind looking pony, who appeared to be something else. It was just like Boulder had said. Looks can be deceiving. The note said: "Rose Corner 17, Carpet Store. Ask for Glimmer Horn."
Bloom and I nodded, and headed towards the Carpet Store, wondering what in Equestria we would find there...