good god it's a wolf....a god wolf

by falconstrings

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Anthro
Length: 1415

do you think displace are silly i did until now

hello name's Jack Raven Kennway but people call me Jack and this is a story of me going to…. pony land frist chapter is funny read it to find out who you are.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-09 17:01:25 UTC

chapter 1: time to con

Good morning or, is it night... Oh well here is a story of a shape-shiftier an assassin, a hero......an a ponies man-WAIT WHAT. SCWERTGJKUILKIHGFGTBHNJKYHTGRBHYNJMKUNJBV@%$Y%*JRVWG$%&HJ^NET$564#G#

....okay now i’m your new narrator da dada da da anyways let’s start at the beginning shall we.

4.6 billion years ago

NOT THAT FAR!!!!

4.6 billion years later

Year: 1999

Month& day : April 28

Location: Central alley hospital

Deep inside C.A.H, a woman’s screaming was heard said woman is the mother of our story’s main character and this moment is when he was born his name is... You know what I’ll let the story tell you

Mother’s P.O.V.

Today is the day my water broke or the day my baby is at last being born. At this moment in time i’m yelling, cursing and so meany more unladylike things. Why because child-birth is fucking painful that’s why!! Anyways my name is Marry Ann Kennway and and i’m giving birth to my currently unnamed son. I’m being put under see... You....on......the...other.......side...

4 hours later

The light in the room was unbearable when i first open my eyes..and I hear a baby crying. I alas open my eyes and I see the most beautiful baby I’eve ever saw and then the nurse had to ruin this moment of absolute beauty by speaking

“Miss, can you here me” the nurse ask in the most annoying way (at lest to me anyway)

“Yes... I can.” reply with a groin

“Now I know you in pain but that is no way to respond to some one asking you if your okay.” she chide

“Okay, okay no need to bite my head off...whare’s Johnny?” I asked/sassed

“In the waiting room, I’ll go get him and the doctor.” she said as she rushed out of the room. Now I waited for how knows how long and when she finally came back with the doc and Johnny the baby was feed and sleeping peacefully and after he asked me if we had a name for the baby said “yes, of corse his name will be ‘jack raven Kennway’yep that’s his name” and john being the charmer he is said “and what a name if were not careful he’ll out charm me.” I chucked at this and I could tell that things would be just fine.

16 years later jack’s P.O.V

I’m on my motorcycle driving to my frist con ever i’m dressed as my OC Falconstrings. Falconstrings is a god of wind and music who was originally just a wolf. But as he grew he became anthropomorphitic and grew a vast pair of gray wings and from there learned how to use the tools of a common man his weapon layout is a bow and arrow, a pair of hidden blades, and a sword of elements wich let him to control fire, water, and earth. His outfit is black and wight hoodie with red accents , a pair of jeans, and red and blue pair of runners. I myself am a tanned American with a height of 6’4 midnight black hair wearing a camo cap, camo sweatshirt with a red undershirt with an Assassin’s creed logo on it, a pair of blue jeans with red accents and orange runners. As I pull up I start getting a bit nervous because i’m not dressed in my outfit like everyone else is. So i find the nearest restroom get in the stall and start changing in to the outfit i selected as I do a couple of people come in talking about rumors.

“no man i’m not joking people are seriously disappearing at cons man!” man 1 said

“dude you know just as well as me that what your talking about is not possible.” man 2 said

“no it’s possible i saw it happen it was after some guy but something from that merchant.” man 1 said

“Oh really you saw it well let’s go investigate then.” man 2 said

“Hey, wait up man!”man 1 said

“now that was nonsense no-one disappears at con’s that’s just stupid.” at least that’s what i tell myself “well i’m done changing time to con.” note to self: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN as i look for the last peace of my outfit i came across a trailer store that’s selling a lot of video game weapon replicas that look surprisingly real and there in all it’s glory was a color chooser hidden blade set and it was glorious i picked the colors built the blade and put it on. it was surprisingly on perfectly it was surprising because it only came in one size and then a wild merchant appeared.

“that is an interesting choose in hidden blade color if you want it’s only 40 dollars for the set.”he said in a tone that was not creepy at all..JK it was creepy as all hell but i needed these to complete the set so like the nieve 16 year old i am i said “it’s to dangerous to go alone take this!” gave him my money and got out of there faster than rainbow dash says “10 seconds flat”

30 minutes later

After escaping the merchant i start to get hungry and went to the food court and ate. Started to get tired so I went to get to my motorcycle and guess who was their..... if you guess my sister the you get one request ,for what you ask ? nothing MA HA HA HA. Anyways back to the story. I was walking up to my sister (Devon is her name by the way) and say

“ ’SUP”

“Nothing much. Just coming to find you so we can go home.” she says

“cool hop on then i’m leaving now anyways.” I say

“cool.”she says

A few hours later and Jack start talking to Devon.

“So how was school? was it boring as always”

“no, we got shot at by men in black paint ball suits”

So i got extremely silent and had the face of a killer. Why? You might be asking. BECAUSE I’m PISSED MY SISTER WAS SHOT AT WHY IN GOD’S NAME WOULD I NOT BE!!! Somehow Devon calmed me down and explained what happened.

“so you played paint ball i thought weapons wen’t allowed in school” I said in a questioning tone.

“there not we went to the rec park to play plus now it’s a club”

“oh is called the paintball club or something else.” i said in a sarcastic tone

“NO it’s called Red V.S. Blue”.........

“.......... PLEASE tell me it’s not named after halo” i said in a pleading tone of voice,

“ No it’s not is for the color of the Paint balls.”

“OH thank the lord” (now before you hate i personally dislike halo i can’t explain it i just don’t) i thanked

“ jack why don’t you like halo?” she thanked

“ dev you already know the answer to that.” I said annoyed

“no why don’t you really like halo” she pushed

My phone rang “ saved by the phone.” she said as i answered my cell

“Hello”

“ jack you answered!!” she said in an annoyingly chipper voice. So i decided to screw with her

“this is Jack Kennway leave a message after the tone *beep*” Devon was snickering in the back ground but my she did not hear it because she left a message at the tone and i answered right before she finished this was the message

“ jack this is your mother and i called to tell you that dinner is ready and now to tell you to change your voice-mail i thought that you really answered also you girlfriend is here and she has new also you school called and said that you got in the club you wanted to join. Love you”

“love you more and it’s impossible for you to love me more bye mom” I said

“oh and I picked up devon see you at home”

“jack wait-” she was cut of by me hanging up my phone

A few minutes later me and devon got home and ate dinner with my now ex-girlfriend Katie and the I.G.C. or the Imaginary God Club excepted me. but when i called they said that they did not send that letter. That’s when my drowsiness turn in to a sleeping spell and i fell asleep. And when i woke up the next morning i knew that nothing would be the some again.