Something Isn't Right

by IMNOTHERE889

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 10587

Things haven't been normal in Equestria these past few months. Only one pony has noticed.

For a few moths a pony named Neon Screen has been plagued by weirdness and random activities. One day her a friend of hers shows up with tickets to a cruise, and invites other ponies to go with them. Things just get weirder from there.
Are the cause of all Neo's problems just something small? Or is it something more?
A random story, the inspiration for this is those birthday scenario things.
As for Grace, she belongs to a friend on DA, and we decided to write our own versions of this story. (She isn't on here, so you know.)

Published 2015-08-10 15:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-16 18:00:35 UTC

It's Just a Cruise, Right?

Hello, I am the narrator for this story. This story contains randomness, references, ponies, and randomness.
Proceed with caution; this story might have the same effects of a scientist watching Uncle Grandpa: your brain might hurt afterwards.
You have been warned.

This story begins in the town of Ponyville, where two ponies are having a PERFECTLY normal chat...

"Whaaaaaaat? Free cruise tickets? Are you sure?" Neon Screen said.

"Of course I'm sure. Somepony gave them to me since he didn't want to go on the cruise anymore. So, I'm giving one to you." Grace-Shout said.

"Well, how many are there?"

"Five."

"Oh, cool. But why would one pony need so many tickets? Kinda weird for one pony to have five tickets, don't ya think?"

"I have absolutely no idea. And, yeah, it does seem suspicious..."

"Hm. Then, who should we give the other three to?

"I dunno. Let's put names in a hat and then, whichever three names we pull out can come with us!" Grace said.

"Sounds good. I'll get to writing the names!" Neo said enthusiastically.

"And I'll gather everypony to the centre of town so that you can announce who won the tickets!"

"Great idea. Let's go!"

And so, the white and cherry ponies split up. Grace went around town, sharing the news that three tickets for a cruise are waiting to be won, and that they have a chance to win one, while Neo wrote down the names of all the ponies she knew in Ponyville.

After about half an hour, everypony was gathered in the centre of Ponyville. Grace and Neo went on stage to pull out the names.

"Hiya everypony! As I've told you all, there are three tickets waiting to be won, and you stand a chance to win them! These are tickets to a-" Grace said, but was interrupted by somepony in the crowd.

"For the love of Celestia, get on with it!"

"Uhm... Ahem. Okay. Neo, pull out the names!" Grace said.

"Okie dokie!" Neo said in a cheerful tone as she pulled out three small pieces of paper.

"And so, the first winner is... Twilight Sparkle!" The crowd cheered as the Princess of Friendship went on stage.

"Thank you. But you didn't have to put my name in the hat, y'know." The Alicorn said.

"Well, if I wasn't going to write down your name at first, but I didn't want you to feel left out, so I wrote it down anyway. The next winner is... Pinkie Pie!"

A pink blob jumped up from the crowd and into the air. Pinkie screamed, "YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" As she defied the laws of physics by hanging in the air for a few seconds. Neo smiled. She was going to spend the cruise with one of her best friends.
Pinkie trotted onto the stage while humming a happy tune.

"Congrats, Pinkie!" Grace said.

"Congratulations, indeed." Twilight said.

"Okay, the final winner is... Derpy Hooves!" Neo exclaimed. Just as she said so, the grey mail mare was approaching, fast. She was in flight, obviously out of control. Again. Derpy was a special pony, she had a lazy eye, and she had the tendency to mess things up.

Derpy crashed on the front of the stage, skidding for a second on the hard wood floor.

"What'd I win? Did I win muffins?" The derphorse asked.

"Err, no. You won a ticket for a cruise." Neo said.

"Ooh! Goodie! Who'll be going?"

"Neo, Pinkie, Twilight and I." Grace answered.

"Okay! When are we supposed to go?" Derpy asked.

Neo took a look at the tickets. "In fifteen minutes." She answered.

"Oh, oka-FIFTEEN MINUTES!?" Twilight said. "We shouldn't be late! Where's the port?"

"Uhm.... It's at Manehattan..." Grace said.

"THEN WE MUST BE OFF!" Pinkie said as she jumped onto Neo's back.

"Onward, my pegasus steed! Fly us to Manehattan!"

Neo chuckled. "I would be able to carry you all," she said, "if I was some kind of beast. Twilight, you have wings, you can carry Grace. Derpy... I'm pretty sure you can manage by yourself."

"Twilight, have you, by any chance, learned a super speed spell?" Pinkie asked. This was the first cruise she was going to go on, and she didn't want to miss it.

"As a matter of fact, I have! I thought that it would be useful for getting to emergencies really quickly." Twilight answered.

An aura surrounded her horn, as well as Derpy's wings, Neo's wings, and her wings. Then the aura disappeared, and the two pegasi and the Alicorn felt much stronger.

"Okay, let's do this! Pinkie, hold on tight, we're going for a ride!" Neo said as she outstretched her wings and took off at a mane-raising speed.

"Wow... That's fast." Somepony in the crowd said.
Grace hopped onto Twilight and held on for dear life. "I'm ready to go!" She said.
Twilight took off, just as fast as Neo, followed by Derpy. There was no chance that they would miss their cruise now.

They arrived five minutes before the ship was off, so they wasted no time and went straight inside. When they managed to find their rooms, the two tired out pegasi and the drained Alicorn collapsed on their beds. Pinkie and Grace, however, was still full of energy. They were bouncing in place, and giggling.

After nearly two minutes of panting and giggling, oh dear Celestia that sounded wrong, Neo was the first to speak.

"Hey, while we were coming in, I couldn't help but notice that nopony else was on board. Don't you think that's a little strange?"

"Maybe everypony had had a very long and tiring journey, so they might all be resting in their rooms!" Pinkie suggested.

"Yeah. Ever since the Grand Galloping Gala with the Smooze incident, you've been more distrustful than usual. You need to loosen up a little, take a break!" Grace said.

"Ugh, fine. But if we end up being stranded on an island, then it's gonna be me saying 'I told you so.'"
Everypony giggled.

"What? I'm not joking."

"Oh, Neo, you silly filly..." Pinkie said.

It was the morning after the five mares had boarded the ship. Neo was up bright and early, which was very unlike her. She usually slept in, due to the fact that she likes to stay up late and play online. But, her suspicions made her wake up unusually early. She knew she had to be alert, even if her friends, and the derphorse, said that she needed to relax.

She went out to the buffet lounge, and saw a grey filly walk past her, with her head held up high, her eyes closed as well. Silver Spoon's eyes shot open and she spun around when Neo entered the lounge.

"Neon Screen!" She shouted.
Neo turned around and walked up to Silver Spoon.

"Hiya, Silver Spoon. Wheres Diamond Tiara? Don't you both hang out with each other, like, all the time?" Neo asked.
"Well, actually..."

"Hm... You both hang out so much that I'm surprised that I haven't seen the Internet make a ship of you two, since I post so many pictures of both of you online..." Neo muttered.

"Wait, what!?"

"NOTHING! I never said anything. Anyway, is there anything you needed to tell me?"

"Yeah, it's kinda important."

"Well, spit it out."

"I'm... Kinda.... I'm kinda your..."

"Yeeeeees?"

"I'm your biggest fan, Neo."

"Okay, that's weird."

"That's not all I have to tell you. You see, I kinda... Uhm....I kinda have..." Silver looked at Neo uncertainly, but a hoof motion from Neo signaled her to continue.

"I have an undying love for you." Silver said, her face going red.

"I've had these feelings for you ever since we both went out and made chaos at the school."

Neo's eyes widened, and she started to slowly back out of the hallway. 'First of all, I DID NOT WANT TO BE AT THE SCHOOL THAT DAY! Second of all, HOW COULD CAUSING CHAOS BY GIVING ALL THE FILLIES AND COLTS RECESS FOR THE ENTIRE DAY MAKE SOMEPONY LOVE ANOTHER PONY!?' Neo shouted in her head.

"Well, Uhm... I'm famished! If you'll excuse me, I need to, uh, eat... dinner... Uhm... Yeahbye!" As soon as Neo finished that sentence, she zoomed into the other room, a purple trail with a light purple streak behind, and leaving a confused Silver Spoon standing there.

"Eat... Dinner?" She questioned nopony in particular. "But isn't it six in the morning?"

Neo flew behind one of the many grand pillars, panting like crazy.

"A little filly likes me!? What the heck!? By the name of Celestia, things have been getting weirder and weirder!" Neo said.
She was correct, since things have been getting weird, VERY weird, in fact, with her. Once, Fluttershy had asked her to rob a bank with her. Another time, a drunken Derpy asked her out. Boy, that was one of the weirdest moments ever. Well.. At least, she hoped she was drunk! With Derpy you couldn't really tell. On a similar occasion, a drunken PRINCESS LUNA asked her out. She once was trolled online by Trixie, but that was expected from her. That brought back an awkward memory of her being caught under mistletoe with Trixie. Ouch....
And there was that one time with Mister Cake... I better not go in that direction.

On a random occasion, Princess Cadence and Sunset Shimmer blew up her house with a tank. Neo had the urge to murder Gilda one day, so, she did. There was that very, VERY, awkward day, when she woke up, and found herself sleeping next to Apple Bloom, only to later find out that they had had a baby together. Thank goodness that was a nightmare! A few weeks ago, Princess Luna moved in with her, and she had no idea why. A couple of times, Scootaloo had gotten a dare from the other crusaders to kiss Neo. Neo was okay with it, though, only because they were dares. Neo was forced to be Diamond Tiara's secret Santa one christmas, while being stalked by King Sombra. Wait.. King Sombra? What? Anyway... One time, she had an epic party with Rarity, and a few times, she partied hard with Discord, even though she really didn't want to. Once, she was forced to go to the spa with him.

One weird time, during Hearts and Hooves day, Fluttershy walked up to her and asked her to be her special somepony, after saying something about "suddenly being attracted" to Neo. I'm totally okay with that since this pony is adorable. One awkward time, she found out that Babs Seed, Apple Bloom's cousin, has a statue of Neo made out of gum in her closet. One day, Neo became mortal enemies with Sweetie Belle, for no apparent reason.

Neo was starting to think that this was all Discord's fault, since he was the definition of weird, but she then found herself staring into yellow eyes.
She knew exactly who they belonged to.

"Err, hi, Derpy... You're up early."

"Hiya Neo! I wake up early so that I can get muffins before they're all gone!"

"Oh, well, there's a table full of muffins right over there." Neo said, pointing her hoof in the direction of the table.

"Thanks!" Derpy said, brushing past Neo. That reminded Neo of the awkward memory of Derpy asking her out. That was so weird...

Neo decided that she was safe from the little grey filly, so she came out. She walked over to a table serving simple foods, mostly because she was used to foods like that, being very poor, and all. Even though most ponies assumed that she was really rich, because of the amazing amount of video games she has, they always thought that she never wanted to fix her house—which was actually an abandoned building—because it felt homely. That wasn't the case at all.

It was the afternoon, and after Neo had seen a large amount of other guests, the others said that she should put her worries to rest. But, Neo stayed skeptical. Grace and Twilight had gone to relax at the onboard pool, and Derpy had asked Pinkie to teach her how to make her favorite muffins. Neo was left all alone, with nothing she could do. She had asked if there was an area for all the fillies and colts, and there was, and it had what she was looking for; video games. But, unfortunately, the wrong kind. The kind that teaches young foals spelling and such.

'Uugghhhh, fine... But just for this afternoon.' Neo thought, finally taking her friends advice. She walked over to the room and went inside. She went into the bathroom and started running a bath. Neo rarely took baths, she mainly took quick showers. But, when she takes a bath, it's usually a very long one. Most ponies assume she falls asleep in the bath, when in reality, she's deep in thought.

Do not think that this is weird. Neo is just gonna be thinking. The narrator NEVER lies.

She stopped the water, and climbed in. She had the water going all the way to her chin. Steam was coming from the water. Neo started to think about what was happening these days, because she had no conspiracy theories to think about.

She thought about all the strange events she had seen, and why a pony would give up five tickets to a luxury cruise. Neo couldn't help but feel slightly drowsy in the waters heat. She could feel sweat on her forehead, and she could tell that the top part of her mane was wet because of the massive amount of vapor in the air. Neo drifted to sleep.

Neo woke up when she found herself on the bathroom wall.
'What the heck?' She thought. 'Why is the room sideways?'
The door opened, and she flew through. She saw Pinkie and Grace lying on the... Wall? Whaaaat? And picked them up. Neo flew through the hallways and the various rooms. When she made it to the deck, she saw that there were no life rafts left.

She looked to the deck, and saw Mister Cake standing with a rifle. He saw Neo, and he shot her in the wing. She plummeted to the deck, and when she landed, she landed on her head, knocking her out. She kept bouncing along the deck, until she was in the water.

Neo felt something wet, and something rough on her back.

"No, mom... Fifteen more minutes..." She quietly mumbled.
She felt something tugging at her tail, but she didn't mind. 'Probably just mom trying to wake me up...' She thought.
She felt something tugging at her ear.

"Mooooooom.... Just fifteen more minutes..." She mumbled again.
She then felt a stabbing pain in her right wing. Neo got into a sitting position, and screamed. When she was finished screaming, she laid back down again, eyes wide open, and panting like crazy. Every so often, she would let out a small scream, whenever the pain seemed to spike back up.

She then noticed something... She wasn't in her room, and she remembered that her mom was dead. That could only mean one thing.

She had no idea where she was.

A few seconds later, she saw Grace, Twilight, Pinkie and Derpy leaning over her.

"Wh... What happened?" Neo said, after the pain had gone down a bit.

"Well, the boat hit a big rock or something and the hull got damaged, causing it to sink. You came and kinda saved Pinkie and I, but Mister Cake shot your wing. You fell back to the ground, you went unconscious when you hit the ground, and fell off the boat with us. Luckily, Twilight and Derpy saved us by bringing us to this island." Grace said.

"ISLAND!?" Neo screamed, getting into a sitting position and frantically looking around her.

"No.. No.. Nonononono! This can't be happening THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!" Neo screamed, and she pulled her ears down and started hyperventilating.

"First of all, I told you so! Second of all, I-I can't stay on an island! What if we cant find food? What if we end up eating each other? What if nopony ever finds us? What if we stay here forever!?" Neo says, still hyperventilating.

"WHAT IF-" Twilight clamped her hoof over Neo's mouth before she could make any more assumptions. Twilight needed to calm her down.

"Don't worry, Neo. We will be able to make it back, I'm sure of iYAAAAA!!!" Twilight said, after pulling away her hoof, which had a slight amount of saliva on it. Neo looked at Twilight with a smug look on her face.

"Did you just lick me!?"
Neo nodded.

"It was the only way I knew to get your hoof off my face." She said. "Rainbow taught that trick to me back in flight school."

"I should've known. Neo, you don't have to worry about food." Twilight said, as she pointed her hoof at some coconeigh and manego trees.

"...oh." Was all Neo could say. She got to her hooves.

Neo chuckled.

"Also, if any of those things happen, I'll say 'I told you so' for a second time in this story."

"Wait, what?" The other four said in unison.

"Errrr... Nothing."

Neo chuckled again.

"Well," she said, "let's go and make a bit of shelter."

It had been well over three months since they were stranded on the island, and still nopony had arrived to save them. For the past month, Derpy had been acting strange around Grace. And, ever since the first month on the island, Neo got the "island madneighs". This horrible... Disorder? Let's just call it that. This horrible disorder caused Neo to go absolutely bonkers. Pinkie got it, too, and Grace had nicknamed them "The Mad and the Madder", hinting at a movie starring Derpy. Neo had become so mad that she had put a face on a coconeigh, and named it Neighbour.

Grace had become very, VERY, introverted ever since Neo's shift into insanity, so she usually spent her time on the opposite side of the island, where none of the others would usually go. Twilight, however, hadn't changed a bit. She was worried about Equestria and the rest of her friends, as well as the health of Neo and Pinkie, but she never showed it.

It was like any other day on the island, but Neo was acting EVEN CRAZIER than usual.
"Neighbour... What should I do? I dunno if I should do it or not? Should I? SHOULD I!? HUH!? SPEAK TO ME YOU HAIRY EXCUSE FOR FOOD, SPEAK TO MEEE!!!" Neo was talking to her coconeigh again. Twilight just facehoofed whenever Neo did. Pinkie was climbing a manego tree with a giant wet fish. When she reached the top, she started whirling the fish above her head. She had her free foreleg wrapped around the tree for support.
"WHOOHOOO, IM DA KING OF DA WUURRRLD! BOW TO MEEEE! I CAN SEE MAH HOUSE FROM HEEERRE!!! I HAVE A FEEEESH!" Pinkie screamed, making Twilight facehoof again.

"LOOK, MA, NO HOOVES!" Pinkie said, as she let her other foreleg go.

"YEEEAAAAY-WaooAAAH!" Pinkie said, as she fell to the ground with a thud.

Neo sighed dreamily.

"Did you see that, Neighbour? That's the pony I see everyday. I wanna marry, but, I don't have the guts." Neo said to her coconeigh. Even though Neo and Pinkie weren't a couple, she still wanted to marry. What a strange pony... Pinkie suddenly materialized out of nowhere, barely two inches from Neo's face.

"IF YOU WANTED TO MARRY, THEN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!?" Pinkie's voice was booming, it had gone up a few decibels since the island madneighs came. Neo yelped in surprise, and threw her coconeigh into the air.

"P-pinkie!? What the heck!?"

"IF YOU WANNA MARRY, THEN, LETS MARRY!" Pinkie repeated. Neighbour landed right next to Neo, smashing it open and sending bits of coconeigh-y stuff all over the two mares. Neo yelped again.

"Well..." Neo said, unsure of what to say. She then remembered the bits of coconeigh on her.

"NEIGHBOUR!!! NEIGHBOUR IM SORRY!!!" Neo screamed. Pinkie hugged her.

"Cmon," she said, her volume much lower, "let's get the wedding ready."

It was the day of the... Err... 'wedding', and wedding stuff happened. Except the kiss. That was replaced by sandcastle building. While Neo and Pinkie was frolicking in the sand, Derpy had something very important to tell Grace.

Derpy brought Grace to the part of the island where the introvert always hung out, the perfect place to tell.

"Sooo... What do you need to say?" Grace asked.

"Well... Err... I.. Uhm..." Derpy just couldn't say it.

"Weeeell? I've got some serious thinking to do, so, come on, say it!"

"I've got... A serious... Crush." Derpy finally said.

"Oh. Is that it? On who?" Grace asked.

"Err... You." Derpy admitted, while trying to avoid eye contact with Grace.

"Wait, what?" Grace said. Derpy, looked back at Grace, became eye level, closed her eyes, and leaned in. Grace knew what was happening, and wasn't comfortable with it AT ALL. She lifted her hoof in front of her mouth just before Derpy's lips met hers.

"Uhh, what are you doing?" Grace said. Derpy opened her eyes to see that she was kissing a hoof.

"Oh, uhh..."

"Listen, Derpy, I'm not trying to be mean, but..." Grace started, but she trailed off.

"I gotta go." Grace said, as she walked to the other side of the island.

She saw Pinkie and Neo in a gigantic, and I mean GIGANTIC sandcastle. It was so big that they could both go inside. Twilight was sitting by the waves, and staring out to sea. Grace suddenly felt very hungry. Neo felt it, too. Neo and Grace walked up to Twilight. They've never tried pony before, and they're both sick of coconeigh and manego for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every single day. This is the only chance they've got to try.

Plus, it's an Alicorn! A. FREAKING. ALICORN! And who needs someone to rule over friendship when it's everywhere? Neo literally started to drool. Since most ponies, and probably all, are vegetarian, they have never eaten anything with meat. Neo remembered a dream she had had, with something called 'chicken wings' and 'steak'. It was a strange dream, but a very strange version of her dug right in. It was almost as if she was right there, tasting the meat herself.

Neo couldn't resist. She jumped onto the unsuspecting princess, and started to bite at her neck. Grace followed suit, but bit at her left hind leg. For some reason, Neo and Grace got razor sharp teeth. I have no idea how, my script—if you can even call it that, since this story is written—doesn't explain why. Whatever. SCIENCE MAGICKY STUFF! There, that explains it.

"AAAGH! What are you two-GAAAAHHH!!!!!" Twilight screamed in pain as Neo ripped off some of her flesh. Twilight was trying her hardest to kick, or push, them away. But she was unable to escape the two cannibal ponies as they tore at her flesh. Pinkie and Derpy were both witnessing this, and both of their jaws were practically touching the ground. Heck, Derpy was even looking straight for once!

After about, like, five minutes of that, Twilight went limp. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and she seemed to drool a little.
But, the cannibal ponies didn't stop.

After, like, another twelve minutes, Twilight's feathers were everywhere, her blood was in a pool around her, and she was missing a lot of flesh on her neck, back, and hind legs. Neo and Grace were covered in blood, with some feathers sticking to them due to the fact that blood is sticky-ish. Oh, and the only thing left of Twilight's wings was bone.

After a few more minutes, when Neo and Grace finished savoring their meal, they went back to normal. Neo looked at herself and saw what she was covered in. Grace did the same. They both screamed really, REALLY, loud. Seriously, if you were there, your ears might bleed.

Pinkie looked to the sea, and saw a boat in the distance, heading straight for the island.

"Hey, look!" She said, pointing at the boat after Neo and Grace's screams subsided. Neo and Grace glanced in the direction of the boat, and then looked at Twilight.
Grace was about to say something, but Neo started singing a song as Grace opened her mouth.

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A giant "I Told You So" was sung that day.
When Neo finished singing, she turned to Grace.

"And we are gonna go to court..." She said.

She was right.

They were going to go to court for murdering the princess.

Author's Note

This IS NOT meant to be romantic in any way.
JUST SO YA KNOW.

Is that a Court Case Calling?

Hello, it's me again, lil miss narrator. Yes, I'm a GUUURRRL. Anyway, let's get back to the story. Now, where did I put that script?

Oh, right. Here it is. Okay, ahem. This story contains randomness, ponies, references, randomness, warning, blah blah blah....

Ah! Here we go. Let's get to the story!

It had been an hour since the boat had picked them up. Neo and Grace thought fast after seeing the boat and cleaned themselves, getting rid of Twilight's blood and feathers.
Neo couldn't help but be nervous. Her and Grace were definitely going to court. Even though they had rid themselves of Twilight's blood 'n stuff, that didn't fool the royal guards that were on the ship. The other princesses were there, and Twilight's older brother, Shining Armor, and when they saw what state Twilight was in, they all pretty much fainted. Well, Shining did. Not the princesses. They just stood there in shock.

The princesses didn't suspect anything at first, but Neo had forgotten to wash an important part of herself: her mane. In it stood a lot of Twilight's feathers and a load of blood. Even Grace had forgotten to wash her mane, leaving the same stuff in it. When the princess of the sun noticed this, she said that Grace and Neo were going to court. The princesses locked Grace and Neo in a room, and left the island. And no, they didn't forget to take Derpy and Pinkie with them.

Neo was pacing, not knowing what to do.

"Can you please go to bed? It's 1 AM." Grace whined

"I'm sorry, I've just.. Never been to court before." Neo said.

"Neither have I, but you don't see me freaking out, do you?"

"I'm not freaking out! I'm just nervous."

"Just get some sleep."

"I can't with Whining Armor, Princess Trollestia, Princess Looney and Princess Hate-ance watching us." Grace was confused as to why her gaming friend had changed the names of the princesses names and the name of Twilight's older brother.

"All this is happening because we couldn't control our craving for some Twilight Alicorn Wings, trademark of Cannibal Fried Pony."

Grace then looked at Neo with a very confused look on her face, obviously not understanding what she meant. Neo just ignored her and continued pacing, mumbling random things doing with the murder and the outcome of the case might be. Grace just put one pillow above her head in frustration, hoping to block out at least some of the noise Neo was making. Grace managed to fall asleep with the pillow on her face, and when Neo noticed, she tried so hard not to burst out laughing.

After Neo had stopped the urge to laugh, she noticed just how tired she was. She crawled into her bed and had a dream about Nightmare Night. It was LITERALLY a nightmare. I don't want to go into full detail, because it gives me shudders just by reading my script. Anywho, NEXT DAY!

The next morning the boat arrived at the port of Manehattan, and a couple of carriages were waiting for the group of ponies. The royalty got into a separate carriage from the other four. The carriages then took off and headed for Canterlot. No words were spoken during the trip. When they arrived at Canterlot, they all departed at the castle. The non-royals were greeted by Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity.

They were all so glad to see Pinkie, so they all had a group hug. Neo had been hoping that no one would ask why Twilight wasn't with them, but Rainbow Dash wasn't really being loyal to Neo's thoughts.

"Hey, where's Twilight? Wasn't she on the cruise with you guys?" Rainbow asked.
Neo went completely rigid, avoided eye contact and started sweating.
Grace did the same.

"Well?"

"Err, Uhm, you see..." Neo started, not able to find the words.
Princess Trollestia answered the question.

"Neo and Grace became cannibal ponies and ate her." The Princess said with a straight face, not a single ounce of emotion in her voice. Rainbow burst out laughing, and Trollestia raised an eyebrow at her. Trollestia, man... That sounds way better than "Celestia". Can I just call her that for the rest of the story? I CAN? YAY!!! Okay, let's get back on topic.

Trollestia said, "I was not joking. They literally ate her."
Neo gulped.
So did Grace.
Rainbow stopped laughing and stared at Trollestia. The others did, too.

"So, what you're sayin' is, Twi was eaten by Neo an' Grace?" Applejack asked.

"Yes, that it indeed what I am saying." The princess of the art of trolling said. The four elements of harmonys' jaws dropped to the floor. Literally. When they put their jaws back in place, Rarity spoke up.

"Well. I. Never! That is simply awful! And in all my years of being a lawyer, I haven't seen a worse case!"

"I thought you were a stylist." Rainbow said.

"I'm also a lawyer, darling. I just never told you. Some of those clients were made up! I was just going to be a lawyer for somepony who has to go to court."

"Ooohhhh. I still don't get it." Rainbow said.

"Hush now, darling. Neo, I still owe you for allowing me to sleep at your house when I was caught out in a storm. Now, I think, is the best time to use that favor." Rarity said.

"OH RARITY! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" Neo exclaimed, she jumped onto Rarity and gave her a bear hug.

"Anything for you, darling." Rarity said, batting her eyelashes.

"Well, that sounds kinda weird." Neo said.

"Er, Nevermind, let's just get ready." Rarity said. She somehow manages to slip an earring the shape of her cutie mark on Neo's ear. Neo didn't notice.

Oh, just great, my script says that I have to explain the earring thing. Do I have to? SO I HAVE TOOOO? Fiiiiinnne.

Okay, so, Rarity put on an earring the shape of Neo's cutie mark on her ear after putting an earring on Neo's ear. This meant that Neo and Rarity were now a married couple. Say what now? HOW MANY FRICKIN MARRIAGES ARE THERE GONNA BE IN THIS STORY!? Ugghhh, whatever, let's get back on topic.

Rarity smiled to herself. She trotted off to go find some random lawyers suit, hopefully she doesn't bedazzle it like crazy, Neo and Grace just went to the court-place-building-thingy and waited in the room outside the courtroom. Neo was pacing like crazy. In fact, there was a groove where Neo was walking. THATS how much she was pacing.

"Err, Neo, I think you should calm down." Grace said, obviously worried about Neo.

"I can't. I just can't." Neo said.

"Don't worry. Rarity has it covered!" Grace said.

"But what if she doesn't?" Neo said.
Grace didn't answer.

They were told to enter the courtroom, so they did. The scriptwriter says that he can't do things that has to do with court, so he just told me to skip his failed attempt at a court thing and just go to when they leave.

Neo and Grace left the courtroom with Rarity, the latter wearing a plain lawyer outfit. Huh, strange... Anyway, the rest of the day they wanted to do something relaxing with their best friends. A smirk appeared on Rarity's face when she saw that Neo was still wearing the earring.

Rarity trotted happily off to a hotel, they were still in Canterlot, DUH, and Grace went to who-knows-where. Neo went to find Pinkie Pie, the latter saying something about a carnival. Neo managed to find one: The Radicolt Junction. She walked inside. When she was walking through the carnival, everypony started staring and whispering. Neo just held her head lower to the ground and walked faster. She quickly managed to find Pinkie at a cotton candy stand, and Pinkie waved her over.

"Hiya Neo! How did it go today?"

"Eh, I dunno... I'm kinda new to this court stuff."

"Oh, Uhm, remember when we got married?"
Neo's eyes went wide and she quickly looked around to see if anypony heard. Luckily, nopony did.
Neo sighed. "Yes..."

"Well, I was thinking that maybe we should just forget about what happened and stay friends. Deal?"

"I never thought I'd be happy to ever say this, but, deal."

"Awesome! Let's go out and enjoy the carnival!"

And so, the two went through the carnival, riding every single ride they could find. When it was sunset, they both were riding the Ferris wheel, but there was a slight complication so the ride was stuck. They were in a car near the top, and they had a beautiful view of the sunset.

"You can fly us down, if you want." Pinkie said.

"Nah, I like it up here. It's not everyday I get to watch the sun go down." Neo implied.

"Oh, okay. So, anything your planning to do when-" pinkie caught sight of the earring in Neo's ear, and was completely dumbfounded. Neo still hadn't noticed the earring.

"...this case... Is..... Over...." Pinkie said, still staring at the diamond-shaped earring in the pegasus' ear.

Neo looked over at Pinkie. "Why are you staring at me? Is there some candy still left in my mane?"

"N-no, it's... That!" Pinkie said.

"What?" Neo said while absentmindedly reaching her hoof to her ear.

"I don't feel any-" Neo said, but cut herself short when she felt the earring.

"What in the hay?" Neo said.

"Neo, how many times are you gonna get married?"

"WHAT!?"

"That earring is the same shape as Rarity's cutie mark. And she's been wearing an earring the shape of your cutie mark, too."

"How complicated can my life get?" Neo said with a sigh. She sunk into the car and covered her face with her hooves.

"I hate my life." Neo said, with unmistakable certainty.
Pinkie was just silent.

"I'm going to the hotel if you need me." Neo said, and she flew out of the car and in the direction of the hotel.

"Uhm..." Pinkie said, "what about me?"

The next day, after court, Neo was just hiding out in her hotel room. Rainbow Dash knocked on the door.

"Leave me alone.." Neo said.
Rainbow just went in.

"Hey, Neo... I have something I wanna say." Rainbow said.

"Can't you say it some other time? Can't you see that I'm busy moping?"

"Save the moping for later. I want to ask you something."

"Ugh, I don't..."

"Will you marry me?"

"...care..." Neo said, completely dumbfounded by what she just heard.

"NO! NO! A MILLION TIMES NO! I NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED! ESPECIALLY NOT TO SOMEPONY LIKE YOU!" Neo screamed, making the Rainbow-maned pegasus flinch a bit.

"I have had enough of this!" Neo said, and with that, she ran out of the room, sobbing.

Neo left the hotel, and flew all the way to Ponyville. She flew into her house, and saw that her pet, Deleted, was waiting for her.

"Deleted, I am done! I am done with life! Dad knew that this day would come, and it has! Quick, go get the Emergency Suicide Device!" Neo said as soon as she saw her pet.

Deleted did a strange salute and ran off to find the ESD, which so happened to be an old fashioned gun. When Deleted gave Neo the gun, Neo used her feathers as fingers, whut, and and gripped on the gun the way a person would.

Neo brought the gun to her head, and started to cry heavily. She was going to leave everything she loved and cared for, at least she'll be with her mom, maybe her dad. Who knows what happened to him, he might be dead or he might be alive. Nopony knew.

Just before Neo pulled the trigger, six ponies burst through her already-opened-door.

"Don't do it! You have so much to live for!" Pinkie cried.

"Heh, I was just joking! It was Applejack's idea!" Rainbow implied.

"Heck no, it wasn't mah idea! But ya don't have ta do this!" Applejack shouted.

"You don't have to do this. We'll all miss you so much..." Fluttershy said.

"Darling, if you do this, I'll have nopony to be married to!" Rarity yelled.

"Neo, don't do this! If you do this, I'll lose one of my only friends!" Grace said.

"You can't change my mind! A few months ago, my life went all wacko! And I've had ENOUGH! So I'm ending this!" Neo said, who was still crying heavily.

"It doesn't have to be this way!" Pinkie said.

"I should've done this a long time ago when I was a filly." Neo said.

"If you happen to run into my dad, Eagle Feathers, tell him I love him." Neo said.

"NEO, WAIT!!!!" The five ponies shouted, but they were too late. Neo pulled the trigger, and blood splattered one side of the room. Neo fell to the floor, and a pool of blood surrounded her.

Pinkie literally burst into tears as soon as she saw her closest friend fall to the floor. Fluttershy was sobbing silently, Rainbow was close to crying, Rarity was crying in a very Unladylike manner, and for once, Applejack was crying on the outside.

They just lost one of the best friends they had.

"Zecora! It's a pleasure to see you again." Neo said as she walked into a certain zebra's home in the Everfree Forest.

"It is indeed a pleasure to see you again my gaming pony, is there a reason why you wanted to see me?" Zecora said, in rhyme, of course.

"Yeeaaaah, I kinda ran out of food toppings for my food, and I was wondering if you could let me use some!" Neo said.

"I do have some things that have yet to be put to good use, but these ingredients should not be put through abuse."

"Yeah yeah yeah, thanks, bye!" Neo said, grabbing the bag Zecora gave to her, which was full of strange herbs 'n foreign spices, and running out of the tree-like house
Zecora sighed.
"I will be laughing at your crazy hallucinations, because you have just put yourself in a sticky situation." She said to nopony in particular.

Neo burst awake from her sleep, and got into a sitting position, sweat covering most of her body, and her mane in such a tangle that it could put Pinkie's mane to shame.

"AAAAHHH! Oh, thank goodness, it was just some crazy nightmare..." Neo said between deep breaths. Deleted got onto Neo's bed and nuzzled her owner.

"All that wacko stuff was just a dream... Just a dream.... Whew. I don't have to worry about any wacko marriages or cruise..." Neo said to herself.

"Y'know," Deleted said, "I was the one who told you not to try those plants Zecora gave you."

"Heh, you're right. It was silly of me to not listen to you." Neo said as she gave Deleted a scratch behind the ears.

"Let's hope that none of that stuff ever happens, Deleted." Neo said.

Deleted just gave her a confused look.

Author's Note

I don't have much to say about this.
Exeeeeeept, I really enjoyed writing this. ESPECIALLY the Zecora bit.

New Day, New Weirdness

The narrator is back. But today, we won't be following a gaming pony. We will be following a party pony.
That makes it obvious, doesn't it?
The pony is... CHEESE SANDWICH!
Nah, it's just Pinkie Pie.

Anyway, let's begin.

Pinkie was trotting happily through town, and was heading in the direction of Neo's house. Neo said that she wanted to talk with her about something. Before she knew it, Pinkie found herself in front of Neo's door. She raised her hoof to knock, but instead, smashed her face on the door.

Neo opened the door instantly, as if she was standing there the entire time. Neo noticed Pinkie rubbing her forehead, and decided to ask why.

"Hey, Pinkie, what happened?" She said after greeting her with their hoofshake.

"Oh, I just knocked!" Pinkie replied cheerfully.

"With your face?"

"Mhmm!"

"Oh, Pinkie Pie, you always manage to do silly things like that. Anyway, come inside! I made sandwiches."

"OOOH! Sandwiches!" Pinkie exclaimed as she walked inside. She made her way to the living room and made herself comfortable on the couch. She looked to the table that sat in front of the couch, and sure enough, there was a plate of sandwiches on it, and it also had a couple of glasses of Apple juice. Next to the plat of sandwiches were two smaller plates, which made Pinkie guess that they were for when she had the sandwiches.

Pinkie got one of the small plates and put a sandwich on it. She took a bite out of the sandwich, and reveled in it's amazing flavor.

'Mmm, so many different flavors!' Pinkie thought, as she chewed. Neo entered the room a few moments later, and sat on the armchair on the other side of the table.

"Neo, these sandwiches are amazing! What did you use to make them?" Pinkie said after swallowing.

"Oh, I just bought a bunch of different flowers, as well as some hay. That's all." Neo said with a smile.

"So, what did you want to talk to me about?"

"Oh, it was this dream I had last night. I want to tell you about it." Neo responded, and she got to telling the story.

When Neo finished, Pinkie was completely dumbfounded.

"How did you even dream of something like that?" Pinkie asked.

"It was some herbs and spices I got from Zecora, now, don't think of me as stupid, but I dumped a bunch on my dinner last night. So I guess I'm a silly filly." Neo responded after taking a sip of her Apple juice.

"I guess that makes sense." Pinkie said, glancing at the clock hanging above the TV.

"OH GOSH! IM GONNA BE LATE!" Pinkie said as she jumped out of her chair.

"Sorry Neo, but I gotta go! Bye!" Pinkie said as she ran out of the house.

Neo chuckled. "That was weird."

Pinkie knew she shouldn't do it. She knew what the outcome would be. But she had to do it, so she wouldn't disappoint anypony. She had to do it so that the bakery wouldn't be closed down by some baked bad. She took the bag of herbs and spices that Neo gave her and sprinkled a lot of them into the cake mixture. She mixed the batter well, then left the room. Missus Cake went back into the kitchen to continue with the cake. Pinkie let out a sigh of relief when she knew that she hadn't been caught.

Pinkie walked to the counter, and served the small amount of ponies that were waiting in line. Pinkie gave them whatever treat they wanted, and before she knew it, she had five minutes until she was off work for the day. The last customer she served was Grace.

"Hiya Grace! How can I help you today?" Pinkie asked.

"Oh, I'll just have my usual. And, can I also get a blueberry muffin?" Grace said.

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie said as she dropped three cupcakes into a packet, and then got a blueberry muffin and put it in a separate packet.

"So, who's the muffin for?" Pinkie asked out of nowhere after dropping the muffin in the bag.

"Oh, I'm just using it to lure Derpy Hooves away from me. She seems kinda... Clingy, these days." Grace responded.

"Oh, okay!" Pinkie said. "Have a nice day!"

"You too."

Pinkie couldn't help herself. She had a tiny taste of the cake when it was done. She loved its taste, and was amazed that her plan had worked. She quickly ran up to her room when she heard Mister Cake walk into the room. Mister Cake didn't question her, and just continued doing what he was doing.

Pinkie felt very drowsy when she closed the door to her room. She walked to her bed, and flopped onto it, falling asleep before her head hit the pillow.

Pinkie found herself lying on a table, with straps holding her in place. Pinkie tried to scream, but couldn't. Her throat was just too dry to even utter a word. A figure appeared over her, this figure wearing a surgeons outfit. Pinkie then recognized this pony to be Apple Bloom's cousin, Babs Seed.

"Oh. I see that you have finally woken up." Babs said in that weird accent of hers.

"Now, time to begin the surgery." She said as she pulled out a butchers knife.

Pinkie was even more panicked now, and started to writhe on the table, but that didn't stop Babs.

This cannot end well.

To avoid massive amounts of gore, I shall skip this part in my script to after the "surgery". That is, if Pinkie survives...

Okay, here we go.

Pinkie awoke on the ground, on a hill near Fluttershy's cottage. Pinkie got into a sitting position and rubbed her throat, which was in a lot of pain.
Pinkie got to her hooves and walked to Fluttershy's cottage, hoping to find some reason as to how she got onto the hill in the first place.

She knocked on the door to Fluttershy's cottage, but not using her face. Fluttershy opened the door, and was kinda surprised to see Pinkie of all ponies standing there.

"Oh, Uhm, hi Pinkie. Is there anything you need?" Fluttershy asked.

Pinkie opened her mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Just some weird noises a pony wouldn't make. Fluttershy gave Pinkie a confused glance, and the latter tried to speak again. But it was the same result as before. Pinkie got an idea. She pushed past Fluttershy and went to find a quill and paper. When she did, she wrote down what she wanted to ask.

And no, it wasn't "will you marry me?". It was "do you know how I ended up on that hill?".

Fluttershy read the paper. She looked at Pinkie and shook her head.
"I'm sorry, Pinkie. But I never knew that you were on that hill in the first place" she said.
Pinkie hugged Fluttershy as a way of saying thanks, since she couldn't speak for some reason, and walked out of the cottage. She walked to Sugarcube Corner, but then decided to walk to Sweet Apple Acres. When Pinkie arrived, Applejack pounced on her.

"Ah found ya, ya vermin!" She shouted. Pinkie wanted to say something, but, she couldn't.
Applejack lifted a hoof and punched Pinkie's face. Pinkie managed to buck Applejack off her, then got to her hooves. Pinkie tried to run, but Applejack materialized out of nowhere right in front of Pinkie. AJ bucked Pinkie right in the face, causing the latter to stumble. A knife was thrown from somewhere, and it hit Applejack right in the face. After that, she went limp.

Pinkie walked over to Applejack and started crying over her dead body. One question that Pinkie couldn't answer was, why did Applejack attack her, and why did she call her vermin? None of this made sense to her. She couldn't look at AJ's body anymore, so she sadly walked away.

While she was walking, she didn't bother to pay attention to where she was going, so at one point, she tripped on something. When she got up and turned to try and see what she had caused her to fall, she saw Gummy. Pinkie was glad that she saw a face that wouldn't want to hurt her.

Then, Gummy opened his mouth.
"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," was what came out of his mouth. Pinkie gasped—or, at least she think she did, she couldn't tell—when she heard Gummy's voice. It was her own. Pinkie then understood that she had Gummy's voice, and Gummy had her voice.

Pinkie blacked out right then, but really didn't mean to. The cause of this happening was actually the strong smell of blood, a smell that was following Pinkie the entire time, but she never noticed until now. The stench of the blood was enough to make her faint.

She woke up in a cell. She had absolutely no idea how she got there, or why. But, she knew that the..... The..... Uhm, half of my script is missing.

Sorry to do this, but, I seem to have misplaced half of my script. So, I have no other choice but to end this early. Come back soon! And hopefully when I have my script.

Author's Note

Something epic will await in the next chapter. You'll just have to wait to find out what~ :pinkiecrazy:

But, anyway, I ended this chapter early, by my standards anyway, because I want an entire chapter of epicness. :yay:

Until next time. :pinkiehappy:

Reminds Me of Soul Eater...

AHA! There's my script! Finally we can get back to the story.

Pinkie knew that the whole thing seemed crazy. First, it was Babs Seed experimenting on her, then it was Applejack, then it was Gummy, and now, this.
She looked around the cell she was currently in. Dirty, smelly, damp, moss is growing in some places, and a rat just scampered across the floor. Yup, just your normal stereotypical cell. It had a guard outside it, but he looked very strange. He looked like one of Luna's guards, except not, at the same time.

Pinkie walked up to the bars and peered through them. She saw many other ponies like her in the cells, and more guards like the one she saw. Most of these ponies she couldn't recognize, but there was one that made her heart stop, not literally; Neon Screen.

She was lying in the cell right across from Pinkie, and she didn't look too good. She was smiling psychotically, and she let out an insane giggle every-so-often. Pinkie was wondering as to how Neo had gotten into this state, but before she could think of a reason, a guard spoke up.

"Hey! Prisoner 639! It's your turn to see the One." The guard barked. He looked different from the others; like a Crystal Empire Guard, but also slightly like one of Luna's guards.
Neo's cell opened, and she was lead away. Pinkie hoped that she would be okay.

Pinkie decided that the best thing to do was just wait. Maybe she would find out who the 'One' is. Maybe she would find out why they are imprisoning ponies, too. She lay down in a small pile of hay that was in her cell, and tried to sleep. But she couldn't. The atmosphere wasn't right.

When sleep was pretty much shouting at her, she managed to drift off.

Pinkie woke up on a guards back. She had no idea how she had gotten there, but she knew why she was there. The guard was carrying her somewhere, possibly to the 'One.' She just decided to lie and wait, again.

The guard stopped outside a big, iron door. At least, Pinkie thinks it was iron. The guard opened the door and walked into the dark room that followed.

The guard plopped Pinkie into a chair, and held her in place.

"ah, I've been expecting you..." Said a ghostly, deep voice. "Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter.... Your friend was such a treat..."

Pinkie remembered that Gummy had her voice, but she tried to speak anyway.
"What have you done to her!?" Pinkie shouted. She was kinda surprised that she had her voice back. Oh, how good it is for good ol' Pinkie to speak again! "I need to know!"

"Oh, you will find out soon enough... But you need to get equipped, first...."

"I- huh- wha?"

"You there! Give the mare what she needs...." Shouted the voice. The guard scurried away and came back holding a sword. Pinkie was confused at first, and was even more so when the guard shoved the hilt into Pinkie's hooves. The chair was pulled from under Pinkie, and she flopped onto the floor. Pinkie got back to her hooves, and examined the sword.

It was two-hoofed. She had to stand on her hind legs only in order to wield the sword properly. She got onto said hooves, and wobbled slightly. When she regained her balance, the room lit up. It was massive, Pinkie couldn't even see the walls. Giant stone pillars were everywhere, some broken or turned to rubble. Before Pinkie could figure out why some where like this, she was greeted with a familiar voice.

"Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie... It's been a while since we've socialized, am I right or AM I RIGHT!?"
Pinkie was absolutely shocked when she heard the familiar voice of her oldest friend from Ponyville. Her voice sounded insane, making Pinkie even more shocked.

"PiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIiiiiiiiinkiiieeeeeEeeeee...... Let's have a LIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIiIiiIIIiiiitle fuuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUuuuuUuUUUn..." Said the voice. Out of nowhere, the owner of the voice came face to face with Pinkie. Pinkie gulped as a bead of sweat trickled down her forehead.

"Hello, Neo.... Long time no talk," Pinkie said.

"Indeed! It's SO. GOOD. TO see your FACE AGAIN!" Neo said. "Let's get this BLOOBER FLOOBER over WITH!"

"Wha?"

Before Pinkie could react, Neo had punched her in the face. Hard. Pinkie fell back, and landed on the floor, the sword clattering next to her. Before Pinkie could get up, Neo was on her and she lifted her forehooves into the air. She then began to repeatedly punch Pinkie, keeping an insane smile the whole time.

Pinkie managed to buck Neo off her, and then she was greeted with a surprise. A pony jumped onto Neo's back, with a grin matching Neo's.

"H-hey, Grace... It's about time you had a role in this! After all, you only appeared in the last chapter for a very short time, so... Heh..." Pinkie said while picking up her sword and getting to her hooves.

"Your maRACA is gonna TOAST liKE A TACOOOOOoooooOOOoooooOooo!" Grace said.

Pinkie knew that she had to fight her friends no matter what; it seemed like they were too far gone to be brought back. She saw the two insane ponies were just standing there, as if they were waiting for her to do something. With tears welling up in her eyes, Pinkie ran towards Neo while bringing up the sword to neck level.

Pinkie closed her eyes, and swung her weapon.
Her weapon collided with something, even causing it to stop in place. Pinkie opened her eyes, and saw a crazed Neo holding up her right foreleg which met with the sword. Pinkie could only stare in horror at the slight amount of blood that was seeping out of her leg and onto the blade. The weapon had only sliced through about an eighth of Neo's leg, which was crazy. A swing that hard should've at least made the blade hit the bone.

Pinkie's horror grew when Neo started giggling. Her giggling grew louder and more crazed. After a few seconds, she was filling the room with maniacal laughter, and Grace joined in.
After most of the laugh subsided — Neo laughed a little every few seconds — Neo brought up her other foreleg and pressed a hoof to the blade.

"Y'know, I've grown to ADMIRE the pain. What you just did was more of a tickle than anything..!"

Pinkie gasped, and Neo pulled the blade out of her leg, and even swiped it from Pinkie. Grace jumped onto Pinkie, knocking her to the ground again, and Neo stabbed the sword into the ground right next to Pinkie's head.

"Wow, you're sooooOOO much FUN to PLAY with!" Grace exclaimed.

"Too bad the fun's about to end." Neo said with a sinister tone and a smile matching it.
Grace jumped off of Pinkie, and Neo took her place. She leaned down and licked Pinkie's ear, making Pinkie gulp.

"I can taste your fear," Neo whispers. Neo then jumped off of Pinkie, pulled the sword from the ground and gave it a new home in Pinkie's exposed stomach. When Pinkie felt the blade pierce her flesh, she let out a giant yell of pain. Neo pulled Pinkie onto her back after removing the blade.

"Grace, ITS BUCKIN' TIME!" Neo shouted. Grace ran over to Pinkie, and bucked her hard in the face. Pinkie flew off of Neo's back, and A deep pool seemed to appear out of nowhere, and Pinkie fell into it. She had no strength left in her legs, so she couldn't swim back up. She just kept going deeper and deeper.

When her lungs demanded air, Pinkie wasn't able to fulfill that order. She opened her mouth to breathe, but found herself taking a deep breath of water. She could feel the water going down her neck, filling her lungs. Pinkie tried to scream, scream as loud as she could, but nopony heard a thing.

Was this the end of Pinkamena Diane Pie? Find out next time on the story!

Nah, I'm just kidding. Cliffhangers suck, am I right? So it doesn't end there.

Pinkie felt sand on her back. She must've reached the bottom of the pool. Pinkie was fading, and fast. She couldn't breathe, she couldn't scream for help, she couldn't do nada. Zilch. No, nothing. I'm sorry, I'll stop referencing the song from that *coughcoughamazing* episode.

Pinkie just silently told her family and friends that she loved them.
'Goodbye, world...' Pinkie thought.
Before Pinkie went, she could make out Grace and Neo dancing over the pool, and singing a little victory song.

"Without air, without air,
You're not going anywhere!
We've no despair, we've no despair,
Because we don't really care!"

Then everything went black.

"AAAAHHH!!!!! AHHH! WHY WOULD NEO LET ME DROWN!!??" Pinkie screamed while jumping awake from her slumber.

Pinkie found herself on the bottom step of the stairs in Sugarcube Corner. She was tangled in her blankets, covered in sweat, and pretty much hyperventilating. She looked around, and a sigh of relief escaped her. She was so glad that it was all a dream. A horrible, horrible dream. Pinkie felt that the entire dream, and I feel that this chapter in general, was fast paced. But, it IS Pinkie, the dream could've gone by in two seconds and she'd still have the same reaction, you never know.

Pinkie's entire body was sore, she was guessing that she must've fallen out of bed and somehow rolled out her bedroom and down the stairs. She got up and walked back to her room.

Maybe tasting that treat was a bad idea after all.

Author's Note

Oh dear celestia, a new chapter of this.

Ending So Soon? Oh Well, It Was A Bad Fic Anyway...

Okay, so, let me get this straight. You woke me, the narrator, up in two in the morning, just to finish off another chapter?

Well, I hate to break it to ya, but, I'm on holiday.

And, there were no other pages left in the script.

So, what do you want me to do? Get creative?

Uhh, okay... If that's what you really want...

The narrator goes and gets changed for her narration thingy. She sighs unhappily, she was having such a lovely dream. It had her finding the love of her life, a bl... Wait, why am I telling you this? Anyway, she got changed and sat down in front of her computer screen, ready to record.

"Uuuhhhh, hey. It's me, tha narrator. I know I haven't made another chapter in a long time, but my script ran out. So I decided to get a bit creative! Heh... Let's get started." She tapped a key on her keyboard, and a whooshing sound was heard. Teh narrator smiled, knowing that her keyboard still works, even after such a long time.

"I'm guessing you are all wondering, "Hey, since Twilight and Derpy and Grace are all also main parts of this story, did they also get drugged by the spice? Well, you are very much correct. Grace dreamed about all of Equestria exploding. Derpy dreamed about muffins ceasing to exist. Yes, she loves muffins that much. Grace died in her dream during the explosion, and Derpy committed suicide. But, Twilight? Twilight's dream was weird, to say the least...

"Good morning, Applejack! I came here to help you with those cupcakes." Twilight walks into the Apple household, smiling.

"Jus' go inta the kitchen an' wait fer me there!" Applejack shouted from upstairs in the house. Twilight smiled again and walked into the kitche, only to see that it was very disorganized. She furrowed her brow, scanning the entire room. Twilight frowned. Her horn glowed, the same glow surrounding many of the pots and pans in the room. The silverware lifted off of their respective tables and such, and started moving to their proper places. Twilight placed the pans by the stove, pots on the counter, and any other silverware on the table. Applejack comes running down into the kitchen, ran up to Twilight, and attack made out with her.

Twilight screamed, jumping out of her bed, even going so high she hit her head on the roof. She instantly blacked out.

"what?" The narrator questioned, "were you expecting Dr Jekkyll and Mr Hyde worthy material? I'm terrible at using my imagination." The narrator scoffed as she turned off her microphone. She stopped the recording, and lifted her hand up from her mouse.

Well, she tried to, anyway.

Her hand was stuck to the mouse. "Huh?" She lifted up her hand, and the mouse was still stuck. She tried waving her hand around, but it didn't go. The narrator was already weirded out, but then, her computer started glowing. Slowly, hesitantly, reluctantly, she reached out a hand to touch it. When she did, nothing happened. She shrugged it off, "Eh." She tried removing her fingers from the screen, but, just like the mouse, it they were stuck. "Haha, very funny!" She said sarcastically, really freaked out now. The narrator's hand fazed through the screen. The rest of her body got sucked through the screen. The narrator found herself in a dark room, and there were other things in there with her.

She could just make them out... It was the characters from the very story she was reading; Neon Screen, Grace-Shout, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. She smiled evilly. She looked down at herself to find that she was a pony herself.

One way in, only one way out...