When a Wish Becomes a Reality
You walk back from your training with the other guards and sit down on the bench next to the courtroom, taking deep breaths and trying to cool down. Training was tiring and hard, and it really wasn't for anything. You're the newest Pegasus Royal Guard to join them, and your captain, Shining Armor, hasn't approved you to do any royal guard duties outside of the Castle, since you're not high enough in the ranks. You always wonder why you have to do outside exercising and training if you aren't able to do any action-based duties. You aren't even allowed to carry a sword yet.
But, none of that really bothers you much. To you, it's train harder to move up the ranks. However, there is something that bothers you very heavily. It's the fact that you're required to protect Princess Celestia, but have never gotten close to her. Since you're not permitted to do any outside-duties, you're never close to Celestia. All of the Pegasus Guards have been close to her at least once. Plus, every time she leaves the Castle area, two or more guards are required to leave with her, and you have never done that either. You're not even allowed to help fly her carriage, even though you're the best flier in all of the Guards. After sitting on the bench for about thirty minutes, you stand up and start to walk to your tent to sleep, when the courtroom's door opens and Celestia comes out, smiling at you.
"Sir Guard", she says. You quickly turn to face her and salute at her.
"You have my full attention, Princess Celestia", you say.
"Would you please walk me upstairs to my chamber?", Celestia says, "My hooves are aching". You smile in the back of your mind, knowing this is your chance to get closer to her.
"I would", you say. She smiles and walks up the many stairs to her bedchamber, you following her. Once you reach her bedchamber, she turns to face you.
"Thank you, Sir Guard", she says as you salute at her again, "Now, I will be in my chambers for the reminder of the night. I would not like to be disturbed unless it's an absolute emergency, understood?" You try to hide your disappointment as best as you can. You hoped she would let you into her bedchamber for tea or something, but all she wanted was for you to walk 200 stairs up to her chamber with her.
"Understood... clearly", you say, "You... have a good night... Princess Celestia". You start to walk away, but Celestia can easily sense your disappointment, as you did a poor job hiding it.
"Is something wrong, Sir Guard?", she asks. You look back at her.
"I'm fine, your highness", you say. The Alicorn walks over to you and places her hoof on your shoulder.
"You don't look fine", you say, "Something must be wrong. You may tell me". You look around, seeing that you and Celestia are completely alone. You don't want to say anything, but you know it would be better to just say it and get it off of your chest, rather than let it eat at you. Plus, knowing Celestia, she won't stop asking until she finds out what's wrong.
Taking a deep breath, you say, "I... I'm just... a little disappointed".
"Might I ask why?", Celestia asks you.
"Well...", you say, "All of your other Pegasus guards get to spend so much time close to you. I'm the newest one, and this is about as close to you as I've ever gotten, and it came and went too quickly. Sir Armor doesn't allow me to do anything that has to do with travel, not even flying the carriage". Celestia kneels down to your level.
"I see", she says, "So you're saying you should get some time around me, correct?"
"Yes, your highness", you say. The Sun Princess smiles at you.
"Well, I would be happy to give you what you desire", she says. You sigh in disappointment.
"Understood", you say, "You have a good night, Pr- Wait, what?!"
"I repeat: I would be happy to give you what you desire", Celestia says, "In fact, I can make it even better".
"Might I ask, how can you do that, Princess?", you say, trying hard to hide your excitement.
"How about...", she says, thinking for a moment, "You and I, tomorrow night, in my chamber. Just you, myself, tea, and cake, until I must sleep. That's about four hours". You have to literally strain to keep your straight face.
"Are you sure?!", you say.
"I promise", Celestia says, "So, do you accept?" You give up trying to keep your straight face and a large smile forms across your face as you salute to her once more.
"I fully accept your offer, Princess Celestia", you say, "I will be here". Celestia smiles again.
"I will be waiting", she says, "Could you kindly tell me your name?"
"I am Sir Anon", you say.
"Well, Anon", she says, bowing at you, "You have a good night, and I shall see you tomorrow night". She opens her bedchamber door and winks at you before walking in. You squeal with excitement and walk downstairs to your tent to turn in for the night.
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You walk from your tent upstairs to Celestia's chamber, a smile super-glued to your face. You're almost drenched in cologne, and wearing your special golden armor just in case. You don't know how formal Celestia is, but you don't want to find out the hard way. You worked straight through training, knowing that your biggest wish is about to become true. Once you reach Celestia's bedchamber, you smile and knock loudly. A few seconds later, Celestia opens the door, smiling at you.
"You're just in time, Anon", she says.
"I have honored my promise to you, Princess Celestia", you say.
"Well, come in", she says.
You smile and walk into Celestia's bedchamber as she closes and locks the door behind you. Looking around, you see that her bedchamber is huge, about the size of an acre of land. Plus, her bed is big enough to hold seven ponies, she has a small desk for letters, a sofa, and a coffee table, set with a teapot, teacups, sugarcubes, sweetening cream, a chocolate cake, plates, and forks. Celestia chuckles as she sees you look around in awe.
"Well", she says, ""Is my bedchamber acceptable?" You turn and salute at her, trying really hard not to show your excitement.
"Affirmative, Princess", you say, "Your chamber is acceptable". Celestia smiles.
"I thank you for the compliment", she says, "However, you are visiting my chamber as a guest, not a guard. You are not required to use your formal speech". You smile.
"Yes, Princess Celestia", you say.
"Now, you may remove your armor if you like", Celestia says. You smile and remove your helmet and other pieces of armor, setting them in a neat pile in the corner next to the door, exposing your normal white coat and blue mane and tail, a small sigh escaping your mouth. Every time you took your armor off, it felt good. It isn't uncomfortable, but since it's made out of metal, it heats up quickly. Celestia smiles widely, seeing you without your armor.
"Something wrong, Princess?", you ask.
"I'm fine", she says, "I don't usually see my Royal Guards without their armor much, so it's a little new to me". You nod.
"Alright", you say, "It's a lot more comfortable without that stuff". Celestia giggles and gives you a small nuzzle, making you blush. You can also hear audible sniffs come from her as she nuzzles you.
"You smell pleasant", she says.
"Thank you, Princess", you say, "New cologne".
"I see", she says, "Alright, let's go sit down. We wouldn't want the tea to become cold before we get any".
You smile and follow Celestia to her sofa. She sits herself on the left side and pats the other side, wanting you to sit next to her. You smile with excitement and sit next to the Sun Princess, resting your back against the cushions. The sofa is very soft and fluffy, the best couch you've ever sat on. Celestia uses her magic to set a teacup in front of you and herself. She pours you and herself a cup of tea and sets the teapot back on the table. The golden liquid in your teacup smells great, sweet and warm, and instantly makes you thirsty.
"Cream or sugar?", Celestia asks you.
"Sugar, please", you say.
"One lump or two?", Celestia asks.
"Two, please", you say. Celestia smiles and levitates two sugarcubes into your tea, stirring it nicely. After that, she pours a bit of cream into her tea and cuts the cake into sixths with a cake spatula. She then places one one the plate in front of you and another one on the plate in front of you.
After getting served your tea and cake, you and Celestia eat in silence. However, you can hardly eat or drink anything. You're sitting right next to Celestia, your Princess, and getting your wish. In fact, you're getting more than your wish. All of the other guards may get to be close to her most of the time, but they never get to sit down with her and have tea, unless they just happen to get as lucky as you are right now.
"You've barely touched your cake", Celestia says, finishing her second slice of cake, "Is something wrong?"
"Nothing at all, Princess", you say, "I'm just a little happy". Celestia smiles.
"Alright", she says.
"I... actually didn't... think you were serious... about inviting me into your chamber", you say, "I thought... you were pulling my hoof".
"Anon, I'm no heart-breaker", Celestia says, "If I make a promise, I will honor it. I have never broken a promise in my eternal life".
"Never?", you say, raising your eyebrow at her in disbelief. She chuckles lightly.
"Luna doesn't count", she says, making you laugh, "Anyway, I promised you this would happen, and I'm honoring it. Plus, you know I wouldn't share my cake with anypony, you know, not even Luna. I'm a little uneasy sharing my cake right now, but I'm being nice to give you your wish".You smile again.
"Well, I thank you, Princess Celestia", you say.
"You're very welcome, Anon", Celestia says, "So, are you enjoying your role of the Royal Guard?"
"It's enjoyable", you say, "But I'm not high enough in the ranks to do the interesting stuff or carry a weapon".
"Well, it could be worse", Celestia said, "You could be one of Luna's guards".
"I don't plan on dressing like a bat and staying up all night", you say, "If you ask me, I think Princess Luna abuses the power of her guards. No offense to your younger sister".
"It's nothing", Celestia says, "I usually have to give her a lecture now and then. Most of the stuff she has them do is required for the maids, not the guards. The guards' only duty is to protect and serve myself and Luna, not to bring us a soda can every five minutes". You laugh lightly.
"I see", you say, "Well, at least I still get paid".
"True", Celestia says, "And you have access to the Castle when you please. You know everypony in Equestria wishes they could enter the Castle when they please".
"Yes", you say, taking a bite of your cake.
Soon, after two hours, you and Celestia finish up the cake and tea. You had two slices of cake, while Celestia had the other four. To you, it was a little funny to see Celestia eat that much cake, but everyone around Equestria knew about Celestia's love of cake. In fact, she doesn't even need any presents to be happy on her birthday. As long as she gets a big, delicious cake, she's happy.
"Was everything alright?", Celestia asks you, wiping chocolate frosting from her mouth with her napkin.
"Yes, Princess Celestia", you say, sipping the last few drops of tea in your cup.
"I'm glad it was", Celestia says. She then looks over at her clock next to her bed. "There's still about two hours before I must sleep. Is there anything you would like to do during this time?"
"I'm not sure", you say, "You invited me, and I thought the tea and cake was the only thing we were going to do". Celestia smiles.
"Well, do you like movies?", she asks. You nod as Celestia turns on her television and picks up her remote with her magic. After connecting to the internet, she launches Hoofflix-Plus and looks at you again.
"What would you like to watch?", she asks. You scratch your chin with your hoof, trying to think.
"I don't know", you say.
"Well, is there a specific genre you prefer?", Celestia asks. You blush with a bit of embarrassment.
"Uh... well...", you say, "I like... cartoon movies". Celestia smiles again.
"As do I", she says, "There's nothing to be embarrassed about".
"W-well, some of the other guards tease me because they think I'm too old for cartoons", you timidly say.
"Well, I'm 4,963 years old, and I absolutely love cartoons", Celestia says, "Do you think my guards would pick on me?"
"Negative, Princess Celestia", you say in your formal speech.
"Exactly", she says, "They may behind my back, but not to my face. If you receive anymore insults about this, let me know immediately. I may be able to do something to end it". You smile.
"Thank you, Princess Celestia", you say.
"You're welcome, Anon", Celestia says, giving you another nuzzle.
Celestia selects her favorite cartoon movie and hits "play". As the movie plays, both you and Celestia watch it in complete silence. While watching the movie, you realize you and Celestia strangely have a lot in common. You and Celestia like cartoons, relaxation, tea and cake. You know you're one of the luckiest ponies in the world right now. You're sitting in Celestia's bedchamber, right next to her, watching movies and spending time with her. But while you think, you suddenly feel cold. The high-powered air-conditioner in Celestia's chamber is starting to beat you up, and you wish you had a blanket at that point.
"Is something wrong, Anon?", Celestia asks as she sees you shiver lightly.
"I'm just a little cold", you say. Celestia smiles wide and scoots closer to you, pulling you into a small cuddle and draping her wing around you like a blanket. A hot blush forms on your face, and your white coat makes it easily noticeable.
"Is that better?", Celestia asks. You slowly nod. Celestia's coat is very, very soft, and her wing feels like a giant blanket. Now you know why Celestia isn't much of a hugger. In fact, no one else, besides Princess Luna, has felt a hug from the Sun Princess. Of course, you know she spends almost an hour every morning grooming herself, and there's a very good reason for that.
"Princess...", you say, "...thank you". Celestia smiles again and gives you a small kiss on your cheek, widening and reddening the blush across your face.
"You're welcome, sweetheart", she says. After the movie ends, Celestia turns off the TV and looks at her clock once more. "It's midnight. I must sleep now". Your smile turns into a frown. Even though you did get your wish, it's sad that it had to end.
"Understood", you say, "I thank you for this night Princess, and I shall see you in the morning". You stand up and start to walk back to your tent, but once you touch your armor to put it on, Celestia speaks again.
"Halt, Anon", she says. You turn around, saluting her as her voice did sound a bit serious.
"You have my full attention, Princess Celestia", you say.
"I have something to say", she says, "I feel that I have not fully fulfilled your wish".
"You have, Princess Celestia", you say, "My wish was to get closer to you, and I did".
"But, I do not believe it was close enough", she says, "I want to make sure you're very happy with what you wished for, so..." She smiles, and you can see she's trying hard to fight a blush.
"Yes, Princess?", you ask.
"Would you like to...", she says, "...sleep along with me in my bed?" What she says surprises you to your core as you almost have a heart attack.
"You want me to WHAT?!", you say.
"I repeat: Would you like to sleep along with me in my bed?", Celestia asks.
"Uh... uh...", you say, stammering very hard with surprise, "Y-you don't h-have to do th-that. I-I had m-my wish good enough g-granted".
"Well, it's your choice, Anon", Celestia said, "It's a request, not an order".
"But", you say, pulling yourself together, "Why do you want me to sleep with you?"
"Well, you must keep this to yourself", Celestia says.
"I will", you say. The blush Celestia is trying to hide creeps out a bit and very lightly shows up on her white face.
"Alright", she says, "Now, I may look like I'm always calm, but sometimes, I'm not, especially sleeping. You see, ever since Luna became Nightmare Moon, I've had terrible nightmares about banishing her. I usually wake up at ungodly hours in fear, and sometimes in a wet bed. But, if somepony else were to sleep with me, I may not have these nightmares any longer".
"Oh...", you say, "Then... why didn't you ask Princess Luna?"
"Because she and I sleep at different hours", Celestia said.
"Oh, right...", you say, feeling a bit stupid.
"Anyway, do you accept my request?", Celestia asks. It isn't hard to answer the question. She did tell you her secret, and plus, sleeping in a nice warm bed is better than sleeping in a tent. Smiling, you talk again.
"I accept your request, Princess Celestia", you proudly say, "As long as this stays between us". Celestia smiles and hugs you again.
"It will", she says, "I assure you". She kisses you on your cheek, making another blush spread across your face.
"B-but", you say, "My oral supplies are in my tent. I'm not very comfortable skipping a night knowing I'm sleeping with you". Celestia smiles and zaps a ray of magic into the air, then a few items appear on the floor. Your toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, and dental floss are now in Celestia's bedchamber, and it makes you a little confused.
"I performed a teleportation spell to teleport your supplies into my chamber", Celestia says, "Not you do not have to skip a night".
You smile and take your supplies into Celestia's bathroom, closing the door behind you. The beautiful smells of air freshener, mint, and flowers attack your muzzle, making you smile wide. Celestia's bathroom is squeaky clean, and you can actually see your reflection on the white-tiled floor. Her toilet has a heated and cushioned seat, she has double sinks, a very large shower, and her own personal hot tub. Never before have you seen a bathroom so clean and perfect, and it's no surprise why. Smiling, you pick one of the sinks and place your supplies along the edge. After you brush and rinse, you hear a knock on the door.
"Anon?", Celestia calls from the other side, "Are you finished?"
"Almost, Princess", you say, "I just gotta floss".
"Well, I'm not trying to rush you", Celestia says, "But I really have to tinkle".
"Oh, OK", you say. You put your toothbrush down and open the door. You can see that Celestia really has to go, as she's holding her hind legs closer than usual. "Go ahead, Princess". You walk out of the bathroom as Celestia walks in, looking back at you before closing the door.
"Where are you going?", she asks.
"I'm stepping out for a bit", you say, "You said you had to go, right?"
"Yes", Celestia says, "But I don't mind if you finish up while I go". You have to literally strain to fight a blush.
"Oh... uh...", you say, "OK..."
You walk into the bathroom again as Celestia's magic closes and locks the door back. You stand back at the sink and start flossing your teeth as Celestia sit down at the toilet only about five feet away from you. You can see her out of the corner of your eye. She relaxes her back against the back of the toilet, letting her glorious wings spread out from the relaxation. Celestia then peeks over at you, seeing the corner of your pupil looking at her as you quickly look away.
"I know you're curious right now", she says, "But it's very rude to watch another pony excrete, so please do not watch me".
"Understood, Princess", you say, opening the empty medicine cabinet to block Celestia out of your view.
As you floss your teeth, you may not be able to see Celestia, but you definitely can hear everything. Just five seconds later, you can hear a small trickle as Celestia begins to relieve herself. Then the small trickle becomes louder and stronger as Celestia relaxes more and more. Her stream sounds similar to a normal water hose filling up a bucket, and you really wish you could see her.
"Ohhh... mmm... ahhh...", Celestia lowly moans.
Soon, her stream could be easily heard from the outside of the bathroom as her stream becomes a torrent, splashing hard into the toilet. You feel a small tingle below as a sudden feeling strikes you. You can feel your blood rushing to between your hind legs as something starts to rise. You try quickly to finish flossing before Celestia sees what you're trying to hide. But luckily, her stream slowly gets smaller and softer. Once her stream is down to a few drops, you hear small grunts come from Celestia as she exerts herself to fully empty herself. That's when the sound of a small fart surprises you and Celestia.
"Oh my!", Celestia says, a blush on her face, "Excuse me, Anon". You feel your blood rush even faster.
"N-no problem... Princess Celestia", you say, trying as fast as you can to finish. Once you no longer hear anything, you ask Celestia if she's finished. "Are you... finished, Princess?"
"Well, almost...", she says, "I seem to have to more than tinkle".
"What do you mean, Princess?", you say, putting the floss back in your mouth.
"I need to... poop as well", Celestia timidly says.
"AH!", you scream, dropping the floss. What Celestia said surprised you so much that you accidentally cut your gum with the floss.
"Are you alright, Anon?", Celestia asks, sounding a little concerned.
"I-I'm fine, Princess", you say, "I just cut myself, nothing more". You dab your cut with a small amount of mouthwash and a napkin to clean it and stop the bleeding. "I'm finished now". You start to walk out of the bathroom, but Celestia catches what you're trying to hide.
"Oh my", she says, "You're looking a little stiff".
"I'm not stiff", you say, "It was just unexpected. That's why I'm leaving".
"No, Anon", Celestia says, "I mean... stiff". You points toward your hind legs. Looking down, you can see an erection starting to build. It's only half-erect, but it's still big enough to notice. A blush starts to form on your face as you try to hide it.
"Uh... it's nothing", you say, "It just happens sometimes". Celestia raises her eyebrow at you.
"Anon...", she asks, "Do you want to watch me poop?" When she asks you that question, you feel your erection grow even more. Even though you're trying to hide it, it can still be seen.
"N-no, Princess", you say, "I... I just..."
"It's a 'yes' or 'no' question, Anon", Celestia says, "Do you want to watch me poop?" Your eyes dart from left to right as you try to stall it. But, it's already obvious to Celestia and she's looking right at your semi-erection. Sweating bullets, you force yourself to say it.
"Y... y... yes", you very timidly say.
"Say again, Anon?", Celestia says, "I couldn't hear you".
"Yes...", you say, "Yes, Princess". You instantly become panicked and quickly turn to leave, but then, a golden aura pulls you back by your tail.
"Shh...", Celestia says, still sitting on the toilet, "Come here". A blush glued to your face, you walk a little closer to the Princess. "Closer". You walk a little closer. "Closer". Just a few more steps and you're standing just a few inches from her. A smile is on her face, but you're still being a bit careful, not knowing if she wants to slap you or not. But then, you hear her say this:
"On your knees, Anon".
Her voice is at a low whisper, and she sounds serious. You're a bit confused, but you follow your orders and get down on your front hooves and knees. You're level with the front of the toilet bowl, and staring right at Celestia's hind hooves. But then, she shifts herself a little and opens her hind legs, showing you something you never thought you'd see in your life. You're staring right at Celestia's vagina. You're staring at her two very large, pink vaginal lips, very wet and leaking urine. The strong smell of urine engulfs your muzzle, but you love the smell.
"Is this what you wanted to see?", she asks you. You feel a throbbing feeling down below as you now have a full erection, and your mouth hangs open as a small line of drool drips out of the corner of your mouth.
"Uh... huh...", you say, trying to keep your hooves on the floor and resisting the urge to touch yourself.
"Do you like it?", Celestia asks, teasing you. You don't see her, but she's staring right at your erection, and is starting to love teasing you.
"Y... yes...", you say. Celestia smiles.
"Well, I shouldn't make you wait any longer", she says. She then raises herself and rests her large hind legs on your shoulders. You feel her hoof press on the back of your head, which moves your head forward until your chin is lightly resting on the front of the toilet bowl. She then wraps her hind legs around you neck, keeping you in place.
That's when you see the beautiful treasure Celestia's tail hides every day. A huge, perfectly rounded, pink anus, currently at its normal puckered state. Your tongue hangs out of your mouth and saliva pours out of your mouth. Your erection is throbbing so hard that it starts to hurt, but you ignore it, trying hard not to touch yourself in front of your Princess.
"Now, a word of warning", Celestia says, "I cannot stop once I've started, so one last time: Are you sure you want to go through with this?"
"Yes!", you moan, instantly regretting it as you begin to sweat with nervousness. "I mean... yes, Princess Celestia".
"Alright then", Celestia says, "I'm going to start now".
You feel Celestia's body tense up a little as she begins to push. You keep your eyes on her anus as it starts to expand a little bit from the straining. The straining first causes her to fart loudly, instantly filling your nostrils. The sour smell is so enjoyable as you inhale every molecule of it. Over and over, she continues to fart, trying hard to pass all the cake she had. You keep staring with anticipation, waiting for an object to start appearing. Though you enjoy the farting, you really want to see the real thing, and you feel your erection start to soften as you wait.
Soon, after one final fart, her anus starts to open, and you can see a brown spot in the hole. You start to shiver with excitement as you see that brown spot start to slide out of her. It's happening. You see a smooth log start to slide out of her open and loosened anus, and you feel your erection start to grow again. Celestia continues to grunt as you stare at the turd sliding more and more out of her.
"Ugh... mm... ahh..."
After another loud grunt, the poop finally slides out of her, falling into the toilet bowl with a loud splash. You can see the long, brown, smooth log as it floats in the water. The very pungent odor is strong, but not overpowering. It smells as if she had just farted again, nothing more. Saliva keeps leaking from your mouth, and you want to beg for more.
But luckily, you don't have to, because you hear Celestia start to grunt again. Another head begins to peak out of her still-open anus and slides outwards. Your breaths begin to quicken and quicken as you see that log start to poke outward and soon slides out of her, joining the previous brick into the water. You're staring at the two largest poops you've ever seen float in the water, and the pungent smell becomes even more stronger. A small stream of golden urine starts to pour from Celestia's mare parts again, and this time, you get to watch every moment of it. The strong-smelling piss splashes right into the toilet, a bit splashing into your face, but you couldn't care less.
After her stream dies down, you hear her start to grunt again, pushing and straining as another deep-brown log of manure starts to come from her. So much excitement fills you as you watch Celestia start to poop out another turd. That one is the biggest, fattest, and longest as it comes out very slow. It grows to about eight inches before it stops sliding and becomes stuck only halfway out.
"Oh no...", Celestia mumbles lightly.
"Something wrong, Princess?", you ask, your eyes glued to the huge turd.
"It seems to be stuck", Celestia says.
"Well...do you need some lax or something?", you ask.
"No no, this happens usually", Celestia says, shifting herself into a slightly more comfortable position, "I do eat abundant amounts of cake, so I do get a few blockages now and then". You then feel her body tense up even tighter and her hind legs wrap a little tighter around you neck as she tries to force out the huge log blocking the tank. You see it move only a centimeter at a time as Celestia strains with so much force.
"*ah!* Come on...", Celestia whispers to herself, trying hard to pass the manure stuck in her anus. Soon, after about two minutes of pushing, you see the log pick up speed and slide faster and faster out of her. One final loud grunt forces it to slide completely out of her with a very loud splash, similar to dropping a boulder into the ocean.
"*AH!* Yes! *pant* *pant*"
That final turd tops off the pile in the water. It's about as round and fat as a full cake and is sixteen inches long. After it is passed, several rounded nuggets leave her with audible splashes and a more urine splashes into the toilet. Once it all ends, Celestia gives one final grunt, forcing out a long, wet fart, and sighing loudly, finally empty. Your erection is throbbing very hard as you stare at the yellow water, the three large bricks and several nuggets floating around in there. You have to literally pin your hooves underneath your knees to resist the urge to satisfy yourself. Even your wings are as stiff as your penis, expanded as far as they can go, and you can't fold them back in. You give one final inhale of the combined smells of urine and manure as you feel a small tap on the top of your head.
"Anon, did you enjoy that?", Celestia teasingly asks you.
"Y-yes, Princess", you say. Celestia smiles and grabs a roll of toilet paper. She uses her magic to unroll a few squares and snips it off of the roll.
"Excuse me, sweetie", she says, tapping you on the top of your head again, "I need to wipe myself now". You back away, giving Celestia enough room to wipe the poop and pee from her bottom. You just wait until she finishes, and after a few more wipes, Celestia flushes the toilet and gets up, stretching her hind legs. After that, she washes her hooves and looks at you again.
"Well, now that that's over with", she says, "We can go get in my bed, correct?"
"Uh... yes... Princess...", you say, standing up again.
You follow Celestia out of the bathroom as she closes the door behind you. After that, she lays down on the right side of the bed, allowing you to lay next to her. She uses her magic to fluff your pillows and to raise the white, Sun-patterned comforter up to your chin. A small sigh escapes your mouth as the very soft and fluffy bed massages your body. After getting comfortable, Celestia uses her magic to turn off the room light and the bedside lamp next to her.
"I hope I have fulfilled your wish well, Anon", she says.
"You have... Princess", you say, still trying to refuse satisfying yourself.
"Well, goodnight Anon", Celestia says.
"Goodnight, Princess Celestia", you say, rolling over onto your side. For the first hour, nothing but complete silence and soft breathing is heard as you and Celestia try to fall asleep. But then, Celestia speaks to you again.
"Anon, are you asleep yet?", she asks.
"Negative, Princess Celestia", you say.
"Well, may I ask you something?", Celestia says.
"Yes, Princess", you say.
"Well, would you do anything for me, your Princess?", Celestia asks.
"Of course I would", you say, "As one of your Pegasus Royal Guards, my duty is to protect and serve you, your majesty". Celestia blushes.
"Well then...", Celestia says, "You wouldn't... mind... if..." You see Celestia scooting closer to you as her head starts to lower.
"What are you- mmph!", you say, before Celestia presses her lips onto yours, locking in a major and tight kiss. You try to push the mare off of you, but she has her front legs wrapped tightly around your neck. After a few seconds, she lets go as you start spitting right onto the floor. The kiss is very unexpected, and you could have sworn you felt her tongue go inside your mouth.
"P-Princess!", you yell, "What was that for?!"
"Anon, I want you to have intercourse with me!", she says. You gasp very loudly as if to imitate Kirby.
"WHAT?!", you scream. If Celestia's bedchamber wasn't soundproofed, everyone in Canterlot would have heard it.
"I repeat: I want you to-", Celestia says.
"Why?!", you ask, cutting her off.
"Because I have never experienced it before", Celestia says, "Like I told you, I'm almost 5,000 years old, and haven't had intercourse, or even kissed a stallion before. But, when I saw your... 'treasure'... in the bathroom, it ignited my flame".
"B-but, I...", you say.
"It's a request, not an order", Celestia says, "You may decline if you like". You think very hard about it. Your Princess, Celestia, is asking you to mate with her. Of course, you do want to say no, but a part of you remembers everything that happened previously. Celestia invited you into her bedchamber, shared her cake with you, and is sharing her bed with you. Not to mention the little "bathroom activity" she did for you. She gave you everything she wouldn't just give to anyone, and you know you'd owe her everything in the world if you didn't give her what she wants. Taking a deep breath, you reply.
"P... Princess... Celestia...", you say, very low and timidly, "I... I'll do it..."
"Say again?", Celestia asks.
"I'll... do it", you say. Celestia hugs you very tight.
"Oh Anon!", she says, planting several kisses on your cheeks.
"B-but...", you say, "I don't know what to do. I'm a virgin just like you are".
"No need", she says, "I'll do all the work. All you have to do is enjoy it".
Celestia raises herself from the bed, using her front legs to keep herself balanced. You feel the bed shift several times as she moves herself closer to you. Celestia raises herself just a little higher and lightly touches the tip of your semi-erection with her slightly-wet marehood, rubbing it up and down a few times.
"Oh my!", she says, "That feels so heavenly!" She then looks you dead in the eyes. "Are you ready?"
"Uh... sure...", you say. Celestia smiles and very slowly lowers herself, sliding your throbbing erection into her marehood. Breaths become pants and moans as Celestia keeps lowering herself until her lower body is resting against yours. You begin to sweat with anticipation as you feel your erection inside of Celestia's beautiful marehood.
"P-Princess!", you scream, "Y-you're so tight!"
"*huff* Thank you, sweetie", she says. Even though she's very eager to start, she decides to tease you a little more. "Anon... you like to watch me poop, don't you?"
"Wh-what?", you ask.
"You like to watch me poop, don't you?", Celestia whispers into your ear, very slowly beginning to hump you, "You love watching me squeeze out that fat... turd..." Second-by-second, her humps become faster and harder. Breaths become pants and moans, and you start moving closer and closer to climax.
"P-Princess!", you say, "Please don't stop! Please!" Celestia smiles and continues to hump and tease.
"You love it don't you?", she whispers, "Seeing my beautiful ass squeeze out those huge asteroids? The smell of my farts?"
"Y-yes!", you continue to beg, "Please keep going!"
"The sound of them too", Celestia says. She then starts imitating her fart sounds with her mouth very good, and just thinking about them makes you even more aroused as the Sun Princess humps you.
"Yes yes yes!", you scream. Celestia can feel you start to became closer to ejaculating, so she decides to go in for the kill.
"Come on sweetie!", she starts to moan, "I'm close! Satisfy your Princess!" You then hear a grunt as Celestia forces out a very loud and long fart, using her tail to waft the smell toward you. The smell is so arousing, and you feel a small buildup.
"P-Princess, I'm going to-!", you say before Celestia sticks her huge hoof inside your mouth to shut you up.
"I know, Anon!", she screams, "I am too! Just let it happen!"
After one final thrust into Celestia, both of you scream to the top of your lungs as you share a wonderful climax. Celestia's vaginal lips tighten around your erection, spraying your crotch with huge splashes of marecum, while you start ejaculating several loads of semen into her. As your orgasms finally end, Celestia raises herself, sliding your now-flaccid penis out of her marehood and laying herself next to you on the bed. Still panting a little, she smiles and looks at you.
"Anon...", she says, "That was... so wonderful..."
"Y-yeah...", you say, "Very wonderful".
"You know... you weren't so bad... for your first time...", Celestia says, pulling you into a cuddle.
"Neither were... you", you say. Celestia smiles and kisses you deeply. You smile and accept the kiss, even lightly massaging the insides of her mouth as well. Celestia moans with the kiss as her stiffened wings slowly become flaccid and able to fold in, as do yours.
"You're so sweet, Anon", she says, "Thank you so much for satisfying me".
"You're welcome, Princess", you say. You then blush lightly. "Uh... Princess?"
"Yes Anon?", Celestia asks.
"I know I saw your butt in the bathroom", you say, "But... may I touch it? Just for a few seconds?" Celestia giggles.
"Of course you may", she says. Celestia shifts herself on the bed and faces her large behind toward you, raising her tail and lifting it in the air. You smile and happily fondle with it. Her butt is so soft and fat, and you love it. Not able to help yourself, you lean forward and kiss her cutie mark, making the mare giggle a little. That's when she accidentally farts again, right in your face.
"Oh my!", she says, "I'm so sorry, Anon! You tickled me and it just came out!"
"It's alright, Princess", you say, "In fact, I wanted you to". Celestia smiles.
"Well then, here's a few more for your troubles", she says, "Lay down". You smile and lay down on your back as the Sun Princess squats very low over your face.
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"Ahh...", Celestia sighs, her tail slowly wagging with delight, "That felt so delightful". You give her large ass one more kiss before sitting back up.
"Thank you, Princess", you say, "May I ask you something?"
"Sure", Celestia says.
"Why are you able to fart so much?", you ask, "I would've never thought you'd do that as ladylike as you are". Celestia giggles again.
"Anon, no matter if I'm a royal or not, I'm still a pony", she says, "I may be a Princess, but I still get gassy now and then". You smile and nuzzle her.
"OK", you say, "Nice to know".
"Alright", she says, "Let's go get cleaned up". You both get out of the bed and walk into the bathroom. After getting cleaned up, Celestia changes the sheets and comforter of the bed and fluffs the pillows.
"Princess Celestia?", you ask, "We are going to keep this to ourselves, right?" Celestia chuckles.
"Of course we are", she says, "By the way, do you feel you got closer to me now?" You blush and nod.
"Yes", you say, "Much closer. I thank you for giving me my wish".
"You're very welcome, Anon", Celestia says. You lay down on the bed and reach for the comforter, but there isn't one.
"Um... Princess?", you ask, "Where's the blanket?" Celestia smiles again.
"Right here", she says. She gets into the bed, laying herself right on top of you, acting as a blanket.
"Oh, I see", you say.
"Am I a little too heavy?", Celestia asks.
"No Princess", you say, "It's fine". Celestia smiles and shifts around a little, making sure to cover your entire body. After that, she rests her head right on the pillow your head is resting on.
"Goodnight Anon", she says, "I love you". A red hot blush spreads across your face as you slowly close your eyes.
"Goodnight, Princess Celestia", you say, "I... love you too". A golden aura turns off all the lights and within just five minutes, you and Celestia both share a pleasant night sleep.
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At 6:00 the next morning, you wake up when the Sun's bright rays shine in your face. After a small groan and yawn, you roll out of the bed and onto your hooves, stretching your hind legs a little. That's when you see Celestia fly into the room through the window, having just finished raising the Sun. She looks at you and smiles.
"Good morning my Prince", she says, "How are you feeling?"
"Fine...", you say, rubbing your eyes, "Just a little sl-" You stop yourself after you recall hearing what she called you. "Wait, did you just call me your Prince?" Celestia smiles.
"I did", she says. You then see that you're looking right Celestia right at eye-level, and you don't have to look up to talk to her.
"Princess...", you say, "What's going on? Did you do something to me while I was sleeping?"
"Why don't you have a look in my mirror to find out?", Celestia says.
Taking Celestia's advice, you walk into the bathroom and over to the mirror. One look at yourself, and you get a very unexpected surprise. You have a big white horn growing out of the center of your head, and your wings are much larger and covered in even-bigger feathers. Plus, your blue mane and tail are much longer and both flow just like Celestia's. You're also as tall as Celestia and your cutie mark is four times its normal size. Celestia had transformed you from a Pegasus to an Alicorn while you were asleep.
"Well?", Celestia says, having just walked in, "Do you enjoy it?"
"P-Princess!", you say, "Did you-?!" Celestia places her hoof over your mouth.
"You do not call me 'Princess' anymore", she says, "From now on, you just call me 'Celestia'". She removes her hoof.
"Celestia", you say, "Did you turn my into an Alicorn?!"
"I did", Celestia says, "And one of the cutest ever". You ignore the compliment and continue to talk.
"B-but why?!", you ask.
"Well", Celestia says, "You said your wish was to get closer to me. Now that I have transformed you into a royal, you and I, along with Luna, can forever rule Equestria together, and never again will you and I have to be separated".
"You mean...", you say, "I'm the Prince of Equestria now?"
"Yes", she says, pulling you into a hug, "You and I will share this bedchamber and my duties. And if you like..." She whispers into your ear. "...we can have a repeat of what we did last night any time you wish". You blush.
"I don't know what to say, Pr- I mean, Celestia", you say, "Th-thank you".
"You're welcome, sweetie", she says, kissing your cheek.
