Vanilla Cream Pie

by The Lunar Rebel

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie (EqG), Equestria Girls, Sex, Rainbow Dash (EqG), Comedy, Random
Length: 2211

A short, shameless clop about Pinkie getting Rainbow off behind a shrub. Who knew anyone could get aroused by the scent of Vanilla?

While joining Rainbow Dash on a spying trip at Crystal Prep High, Pinkie Pie can't help but eat Rainbow out when she catches a whiff of a vanilla-like scent coming off of her. They may be completely covered by the thickness of the shrub, but some sounds that are better left unheard can still escape into the ears of those who they don't wish to be detected by.

Cover Art by Uotapo.

Published 2015-08-14 22:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-14 22:30:01 UTC

Vanilla is Love

I couldn’t contain my glee when Rainbow Dash asked me to tag along with her to spy on the students of Crystal Prep while they were training for the Friendship Games one Saturday afternoon. Yes, I have to admit I express enthusiasm for pretty much everything-- but that’s just me. Besides, I’ve seen plenty of spy films and played hours of FarCry to know that being sneaky and stealthy is actually very exciting and fun to do.

Attempting it in real life would be twice as exhilarating which is why I wasn’t hesitant to say no. Well. Technically that’s not the only reason why I went with her.

I haven’t told anyone yet, but I have a sensual crush on Rainbow Dash. Weird right? I don’t think I should be ashamed of myself for thinking suggestive and perverted thoughts about one of my best friends: but that athletically aerodynamic body of hers is just so….wow, along with how her long technicolor hair blows gracefully in the air when she runs. Just by watching her perform aerobatics now by leaping from shrub to shrub, or barrel-rolling into them is making me hot under the collar.

The movement of her actions is just so smooth so *pant* flawless. So *pant, pant* unique. Nngh. So *pant, heave, moan, gasp* HOTAAAGHH!!

Oh. Whoopsie! Sorry about that. I really shouldn’t pleasure myself when I’m trying to narrate. Tee hee! Let’s get back on track here shall we?

Rainbow poked her head out of a shrub that rested at one end of Crystal Prep’s soccer field where a coach is putting his students through a variety of workouts of jogging, sit-ups and push-ups. She then strained her eyes, trying to get a better glimpse of what was taking place in front of her.

“We need to get a better view,” I hear her say. Luckily, I was already ahead of her on the step of how to do so. In a matter of milliseconds, a had nearly over a dozen balloons of various hues already filled up and ready to go. Rainbow was perched on top of the balloon canopy while I was at the bottom with the strings wrapped around my waist. In seconds, we were steadily rising higher and higher off of the ground in a straight vertical line.

“Best view in the house!” I chirped. Of course, the view that I mostly enjoyed was looking up Rainbow’s skirt as we ascended. I’m glad I didn’t start leaking the moment I could make out the rainbow-bolt illustration on the lower front of her panties. It was the exact same design similar to the one on her t-shirt, but smaller and very well placed.

I don’t know why, but Rainbow began popping all of the balloons in a frenzy before we both fell safely into the shrub. It seemed funny to think that she was scared of heights because she dreamed of joining the Wonderbolt Stunt Plane Team someday. Eh. I guess there are some things you just don’t know about people-- even if they’re your own best friends.

Thankfully once we were on the ground, I miraculously managed to save at least one yellow balloon, but unfortunately Rainbow took it from me and skillfully deflated it with a squeeze of her hands.

It was at that very moment I caught a familiar and alluring scent emanating from Rainbow’s body. One that increased my heartbeat by a couple paces. One that made me lose all sense of myself by dignity. One... that made me very horny.

“You smell like Vanilla,” I said in a dreamily lusty tone while leaning in closer to Rainbow’s face to get a better whiff.

Rainbow looked back at me with a generally uncomfortable look on her face. However, I could make out a faintly cute blush forming on her cheeks to express that she sort of liking my action.

“Uh,” she awkwardly uttered. “That’s a little too close, Pinkie.”

I then leaned back to give her back her space, but my expression of desire didn’t fade from my face.

“Why exactly are you looking at me like that?” Rainbow asked with a raised brow. Her tone expressing both suspicion and discomfort.

“Oh. No reason at all,” I replied casually. “But I have to admit, I really like that smell coming off you. Do you use a special kind of body wash or perfume?”

“What? No. I..uh,” Rainbow stuttered before finding some composure. “That’s not important right now. Matter of fact, it’s just weird. Can we please just focus back on the competition?”

Rainbow then turned her attention away from me and re-focused it back on our rivals. I however wasn’t going to give up so easily. I knew what I wanted, so I was going to get it no matter what. Rainbow should’ve known better than to smell like vanilla around me anyway.

I then lunged forward causing Rainbow to yelp is surprise as I gently pinned her against the tree that was near our hiding shrub. I then licked my lips hungrily as I looked into Rainbow’s practically terrified eyes.

“Don’t worry. There will be plenty of time to spy on the competition. I’ll make this as fast as I can,” I reassuringly cooed. “I just need your cooperation for just a bit.”

“W-what are you doing?” Rainbow asked with a deeper blush as I proceeded to delicately slip her jacket off of her shoulders.

“Relax, Rainbow. I know you want this as much as I do. We don’t have to worry about getting caught either since this shrub is thick enough to camouflage anything behind it. Now pucker up.”

“Huh? But umph!” Rainbow was cut off from speaking as I pressed my lips onto hers. I could feel how tense she was at the moment; but believe me when I say I have my ways of relieving tension.

I proceeded to suck on Rainbow’s mouth while tickling her gums with my tongue. I could hear her utter muffled moans of either delight, or protest. I didn’t care either way. I was going to get her off on the property of a sophisticated school; and she was going to like it.

Finally after a bit, I felt Rainbow relax under my enthusiastic lip work and caressing of my hands through her hair. She then opened her mouth more and breathed a bit heavier than she did before. I knew I would soon get around to her. All it takes is a little patience, and great seduction skills.

“Feeling good so far?” I asked with a sultry tone of voice. You could say it didn’t match the kind of voice I use when I talk normally… or when I get all giddy.

“Ummhmm,” Rainbow droned with a nod of the head. The blush on her cheeks was now a deep crimson pink.

“Excellent, because I’m about to make you feel even better.”

With one hand, I gently ran my fingers up Rainbow’s left leg all the way towards her panties. I hear Rainbow coo as I trace my fingers along the inside of the waistband and along her skin. I then reach up with my other hand and perform the same procedure. Both my hands are now resting on both sides of her waist and are gripping the band of Rainbow’s undergarments.

“Here we go,” I say before gently and gradually pulling Rainbow’s panties down her well-fit legs. I hear Rainbow sigh contently at the feeling of the breeze blowing against her now-exposed nether region. That was just the beginning of course. I knew I could pleasure Rainbow better than nature itself.

I lifted up Rainbow’s skirt a bit to get a better view of her prize, and I was not disappointed. I got a clear, solid view of her trimmed and fuzzy pubic hair that had the same multicolor pattern of the hair on her head. Just below was a light pink fleshy button that directly stood out from her light cerulean skin tone. That was definitely the main point of interest, but I planned on being a little more adventurous.

I stuck my head into Rainbow’s skirt and began to lick both her inner thighs in a clockwise procedure before reversing directions. I simultaneously changed thighs to make sure each one got a fair turn to feel my hot and moist tongue run along them. I inched closer and closer to Rainbow’s vagina after each rotation to tease her. She was already moaning from my tongue-tease, but I know that she will be begging me just to eat her out quite soon. To give a unfair push, I ran my tongue directly over her clit at random intervals which earned a surprised and satisfied gasp from her.

As if on queue, Rainbow said, “P-Please finish me off, P-Pinkie. I don’t know..ugh..how much more I-I can take..ngh...this.”

That’s all I needed to hear.

I gently inserted the tip of my tongue into the opening of her vulva and began licking the inner walls in the same style I did her thighs. Unlike her groans and grunts before, attacking her innards practically made her sing-- and I’m not even talking about the singing that she normally does in our band.

When my procedure got boring, I used my thumbs to pry the walls apart of Rainbow’s womanhood to get myself in deeper. This time I shot my tongue in and out of my mouth to stimulate the feeling of a penis actually fucking Rainbow like she wanted it. I could tell that she was really enjoying it by how fast her fluids were replenishing themselves immediately after I lapped them up. I even felt her walls beginning to close in on my mouth and suck me in as if it was going to eat me.

“P..Pinkie. I..I’m gonna…,” Rainbow cried, but was unable to finish her sentence. I then placed one thumb on her clit before proceeding to rub and flick it to encourage her to cum now and not hold back.

I knew that Rainbow was trying to prolong her ejaculation since her entire body seem to stiffen up a bit. None the less, it was a futile effort. My skilled tongue work and clit flicking made her erupt in mere seconds.

“NNGGGGHAAA!” Rainbow screamed as her nectar erupted out in a torrent right into my mouth. I was quite surprised on how powerful her cumshot was, but thankfully I didn’t gag. I refused to miss a single drop of her deliciousness. I just thought of her orgasm as a jammed bottle of whipped cream that finally was able to spray again. You could say that’s where I got my practice.

When her orgasm subsided, I licked off the remaining fluids until her nethers were spotless. I could hear Rainbow’s labored breathing as she basked in the afterglow. When I was done, I pulled my head out from under her skirt to look her directly in the eyes with a sultry smirk.

“You liked that, Dashie?” I asked.

“Yes,” Rainbow managed to say in a winded but blissful voice.

“Would you like a second round?”

“Yes,” Rainbow repeated in the same manner.

“Okie dokie lokie,” I chirped seductively before going in for another round.

“Ehem!” a stern male voice uttered from somewhere above us.

Looking up, both me and Rainbow saw the Crystal Prep coach and his students looking down on us with mixed looks of confusion, astonishment, un-amusement, and embarrassment. The sound of Rainbow moaning and screaming during her orgasm must’ve been in their earshot, and they easily traced the source to this shrub.

We both smiled nervously and emitted a *squee* after a few awkward seconds-- but it wouldn’t really help lighten up the situation. I had no other choice but to raise the alarm.

“Kinky Pinkie to Dash. Code: Red. We’ve been spotted.”

I then lifted up the shrub and fired up my feet for a getaway sprint before yelling, “RUN!”

I took off momentarily leaving Rainbow on the ground with her pants still down and jacket still off. She then got up quickly and yanked up her panties and hastily put her jacket back on over her shoulders before following suit.

Hopefully this little incident wouldn’t have any future effect on the upcoming Friendship Games competition.

The Crystal Prep Coach and his students looked on as the two girls they caught performing a sexual act on their campus fled the scene and vanished in the distance. No words were exchanged at all due to the fear of saying something that would make what they witnessed even more unnerving.

The silence was broken however when the Coach blew his whistle and said, “Alright, students. Time for an endurance exercise. Take your training partner into one of the shrubs and screw them. Please make sure to time them until they orgasm. I’ll make certain that a Fuck Contest will be added to the events being competed in the Friendship Games against the Wondercolts.

The Coach then blew his whistle again to signal the start of the exercise. The students exchanged uncomfortable and confused chatter amongst themselves as they made their way over to the shrubs for a hot and sensual, yet undignified exercise.