Will you forgive me?

I go to the most boring school EVER. Seriously, I hate it here. Nothing ever happens. Plus, I'm bullied by the meanest girl in the school. and the teachers are too lazy to do anything about it. Needless to say, over the past few years, I've gone through seven different trench coats, I've had to deal with swirlys several times, and I've been utterly humiliated in front of everyone in the entire school.

So, needless to say, when something exciting actually happens, I get excited. Even if it is six girls trying to convince me to vote by singing a musical number in the school cafeteria. When that musical number was happening, there were two things going through my head.

1: What the hell is going on?

B: I should make a poster saying 'Vote for Twilight, hot girls will notice you.'

I did neither, and just voted for Twilight, and went to the Fall Formal to see what would happen. Bad dancing, girl gets crown, kidnapped dog, yadda yadda. Highlight of the night? Sunset Shimmer turns into a demon.

Again, one thing going through my head. When you feel the heat, look into my eyes, it's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

And, then the rest of the students get turned into zombies. Why I wasn't I don't know, and I frankly don't care, I just know it happened. Then, six girls turn half horse, shoot a rainbow of death at Sunset, and everyone returns to normal. Except Shimmer.

She's sitting in a crater, crying, and being looked at by everyone and their dog. No really, there's a talking dog.

So, situation is immediately followed by more crown giving, more bad dancing, and even more confusion as Twilight disappears and 90% of the students go home, and give Sunset Shimmer death glares as they leave. The other 10% either want to kill Shimmer, them being 8%. The next 1.9% want to have sex with her, and the last 0.1% want to see if she's actually changed, judging by her earlier puddle of tears.

I fall in the ladder category.

And, thus, my story begins.

Oh, by the way, my name is Steam Novel, and this, is my story.