Minuette the Babysitter

by Superdogz1999

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Diamond Tiara, Slice of Life, Colgate, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3314

Minuette offers to Babysit the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but things do not go out to plan, before the babysitting and during the babysitting.

What would happen if Minuette decides to Babysit the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but everything suddenly becomes Chaotic and I do not mean the Chaos of Discord. I mean the Crusaders making a mess around Minuette's house.
Teen for Profanity.

Published 2015-08-14 04:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-19 08:55:02 UTC

Preparations for the Babysitting

It was a beautiful time in the land of Equestria, it was time for the Winter Festival. The festival would contain a lot of food and drink that would cause plague to develop in the teeth of Everypony at the festival. A blue unicorn with a dark blue and white mane by the name of Minuette worries about the festival and the amount of patients she will receive around that time. Her dentistry in Canterlot, that would usually have 2 or 3 ponies maximum at her dentistry at any one time, will have the hustling and bustling of ponies waiting in line as the Festival progresses. It would be a very busy time for her and she will suffer a lot of stress by working that long and checking a lot of ponies' teeth.

She then calls in her first patient, the patient was a young blank-flanked unicorn filly with a Pink and Purple mane who is called Sweetie Belle. Minuette asks "So Sweetie Belle, have you brushed your teeth everyday like I was asking you?"

Sweetie Belle replied "Yes I have been brushing my teeth, before school, before dinner and before bed. Rarity used to brush my teeth, but thanks to my magic lessons from Twilight. I can do it all by my own with levitation that I learned. Hopefully Twilight will teach me spells."

Minuette replies "I have heard that from Twilight when she was giving me a visit one time. She said that you are doing great and you are growing up fast. Now Sweetie Belle open your mouth and say ahhh. Sweetie Belle opened her mouth as Minuette lifted up a mouth mirror and uses it to see the back of the unicorn filly's teeth. Minuette told Sweetie Belle "Wow you did remembered to brush your teeth everyday! Those teeth are as clean and shiny as a piece of silver. Here is a little toothbrush that you could use to brush your teeth everyday."

Sweetie Belle replied "Oh thank you Dr Minuette." The young filly trotted out of the waiting room as an older mare with a purple mane and a Cutie Mark of three blue diamonds wandered into the room.

The name of the mare was Rarity, a fashion designer from Ponyville. She wasn't having a check up but rather she was there to ask Minuette something. Rarity asked "Minuette? I am just wondering if you can foalsit Sweetie Belle and her friends on the first day of the festival as it is the most important day as the princesses would be there and we do not want three fillies running around ruining it for Everypony just because they want to get their Cutie Marks. Plus I have to launch my latest winter collection on opening night."

Minuette replied "The Winter Festival along with Nightmare Night is the busiest time for my dentistry, I will get a lot of patients during those times, so no."

Rarity pleaded "Oh please Minuette, please foalsit the fillies. I will let you purchase a dress from my boutique for free."

Minuette replied "Of course I will Foalsit those fillies for you as the first day isn't usually busy. But the fillies will have to stay downstairs while I'll see all of the fucking patients that are having check ups before a shitload of ponies come and have their fucking teeth done. Oh Celestia it will be a very busy day and now my day got even busier by me foalsitting a group of fillies."

Rarity smiled and said to Minuette "Oh thank you, but be careful as they are a hoofful at times. Especially when they are Crusading."

Later that day Minuette worried "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? I got to foalsit three bloody fillies in a few days."

A Yellow Unicorn with a blue mane named Lemon Hearts replied "I foalsat fillies before, it was very easy as their weren't a handful compared to the fillies that you are going to foalsit. Besides I got books on foalsitting as well as what fillies like." Using her magic Lemon Hearts lifted up the book and placed it neatly on the table.

Minuette opened the book to see what was inside."Lets see, obstacle course? No the house is a bit small. Kite Making? But I do not want the fillies to play outside, what if they are fillynapped? Besides I would be busy with my patients, checking their teeth and cleaning it anyway. Building a box fort. But I do not have any boxes to build a fort." Minuette read and commented.

She would then trot to her other friend who was a white unicorn, pink mane and purple stars as a Cutie Mark. The name of the mare was Twinkleshine. She asked "Are you familar with taking care of fillies?"

Twinkleshine replied "No but why would I look after fillies?"

Minuette told Twinkleshine "It's the first day of the Winter Festival and my dentistry will be busy and I have to look after three filles who are a bit of a handful."

Twinkleshine replied "Sorry Minuette, I am planning on going to the winter festival. Besides it is only in two days."

Minuette yelled "Two days! Are you crazy? I only got two days notice from Rarity and I have this much time to get ready to foalsit a group of fillies." Minuette then wandered into the corner stressed as her face turned from her usual light blue, to a shade of red which was as red as a rose. She was as angry as The Hulk, but suddenly she launched off like Thunderbird 1 with her ears steaming out and she was making the sound of an older kettle. After that rage she plunged back to the carpeted door of her house.

Lemon Hearts asked "Are you okay Minuette."

Minuette screamed "Okay! What the fuck is wrong with you, I have to look after a group of fillies in a couple of days."

Lemon Hearts suggested "Hey Minuette, maybe you could try this tea that I got from Zecora. I heard that it could help you calm down."

Minuette moaned "Fine! But only if you add some apple juice into it and make sure it is the apple juice made by the Apple family." Lemon Hearts brewed the tea and as Minuette asked, added the Apple Family's apple juice into the tea. She would then serve the golden tea that was poured into a blue cup with Minuette's Cutie Mark on it to Minuette. Minuette took a sip of the tea and within seconds she was back to her old self. "Thank You." Minuette told Lemon Hearts.

The next two days slowly passed as Minuette gave ponies check ups and cleaned their teeth for them, like she would usually do as with every other day. With every passing moment, she became more anxious and anxious about foalsitting the Cutie Mark Crusaders, that she accidentally pulled a tooth out of a pony's mouth and that wasn't any pony, that was: Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria. Celestia had a mane of Pink, Green and Blue that sparkled in the sun. Minuette told Celestia "I am sorry Princess, I was a bit anxious about foalsitting Sweetie Belle and her friends.

Celestia replied "That is okay Minuette I get anxious about things as well, like the time that I had to look for a dress for the gala, but the tailor was closed. So I had my sister Luna help me make the dress ourselves and because of our work, we achieved our goals by working together. So why not get one of your friends to help foalsit the fillies."

Minuette replied "Twinkleshine is planning on going to the festival and Moondancer is out of town, so that leaves Lemon Hearts."

Celestia said "Thank you Minuette for you care of my teeth even through you pulled one out. But it's cool, my sister Luna and myself might try to get a new tooth using our magic." Celestia trotted out of the Dentistry.

That night back downstairs, Twinkleshine was preparing dinner for Lemon Hearts and Minuette, as the Yellow Unicorn and the Blue Unicorn were chatting. "Lemon Hearts, I would like you to help me take care of the fillies when they come tomorrow." Minuette requested.

Lemon Hearts replied "But I thought that you were gonna do it yourself, how come you changed your mind?"

Minuette replied "I got told by Princess Celestia that I should work with another pony, otherwise it would all be chaotic. Plus my dentistry will be overcrowded on that day."

Lemon Hearts replied "Okay, I will help you foalsit the fillies, but we have to promise that nothing goes wrong tomorrow."

Author's Note

Noticed that the first chapter of the story was preparation for the foalsitting.
Hopefully the second chapter will be made in coming days.

The Day of the Babysitting

Author's Note

If you are reading this? This means that I just published the second chapter of the story.
Also expect a line from Sweetie Belle that references one of her Voice Actress' YouTube videos.

The Day of the Babysitting

Celestia raises the Sun over Canterlot, telling everypony that it is the beginning of another day. The warm sunlight gleams through the Window into Minuette's bedroom as she sleeps just like a filly. Her eyelids would then push apart to expose the eyes of the Blue Unicorn. Minuette yawns like a sleepy tiger, as she stumbles out of bed. Minuette checked her calender and moaned "Today's the first day of the Winter Festival and it's the busiest time of the year for a dentist like me."

Twinkleshine yelled "Breakfast time! I made pancakes!"

Minuette Replied "I'm coming Twinkleshine" as she races down the stairs that is located near her dentistry. The pancakes were as golden as the sun and were covered in white cream and fresh fruit.

Lemon Hearts noticed the pancakes and said "Nice pancakes Twinkleshine."

Twinkleshine Replied "Thanks Lemon Hearts. Oh and Minuette, you got three little fillies visiting today for you to foalsit."

Lemon Hearts was tucking into the Pancakes "Oh so much cream, so much cream" the yellow unicorn said.

Minuette yelled "Today's the day that I have to foalsit and its also the beginning of the busiest time for a Detistry. What time will the fillies come here?"

Twinkleshine replied "This note from Rarity says about 12 o'clock."

Minuette worried "12 o'clock? That will give me a few hours to do my job at my Dentistry." Minuette would them trot up the stairs into her Dentistry, where she travels to the patient entrance door and flips the sign from Closed to Open. She them assembles her dental tools and she gets ready to call up her first patient. For the next few hours she checks and cleans the teeth of a large number of ponies from all over Equestria.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "I'm coming" yelled Minuette as she rushed down the stairs to the door.

At the door was Rarity with a bunch of three blank-flanked fillies. One was a Unicorn, another was a Pegasus and the one with the pink bow was an Earth Pony.
Minuette greeted "Hello fillies."

Scootaloo the orange pegasus with the purple mane replied "Hey Doctor Minuette, is it time for my checkup?"

Minuette smiled and replied "No Scootaloo, I am foalsitting you today. What fun we will have with you guys."

Apple Bloom said "Do you think that Minuette will help us get our Cutie Marks?"

Sweetie Belle replied "Hopefully Apple Bloom, maybe we can get our Cutie Marks at Denistry."

Scootaloo replied "That's a great idea Sweetie Belle."

All three fillies yelled "Cutie Mark Crusader Dentists yay!"

Minuette replied "Oh no you three, dentistry is a hard job and it requires a lot of practice. Surely an Earth Pony like you Apple Bloom cannot be a dentist as you are not an Unicorn like me or Sweetie Belle."

Apple Bloom replied "So how are we going to Crusade at your house now Minuette."

Minuette replied "You can crusade by making some fun arts and crafts with Lemon Hearts, while I check on my patients. I'll see you in 10 minutes fillies."

Minuette would get back to her Dentistry to clean teeth, the festival has been on for 10 minutes and already a bunch of ponies were lining up waiting for their teeth to be brushed. When Minuette heard something smash downstairs. She would rush back downstairs and yell "Alright! Who was breaking my stuff and- Oh No! My Vase! This costed 800 bits."

Apple Bloom replied "I'm sorry Minuette, but we desperately want to Crusade for our Cutie Marks."

Minuette yelled "Sorry! What the fuck did you do to deserve this."

Sweetie Belle startled "No please don't do anything bad to us Minuette?"

Minuette sighed and explained "Look, I am not harming you or anything but it appears that you are not on your best behaviour. You see I'm a busy pony and I have to clean some teeth today."

Lemon Hearts replied "Minuette, I know that you busy but these fillies are a handful. They just want their Cutie Marks."

Minuette replied "I'm a bit stress that's all." Minuette would use a teleportation spell to travel back to her Dentistry.

At the dentistry, she is taking care of a spoiled brat who was an Earth Pony with a Tiara as a Cutie Mark, a Pink body and a Purple and White mane. "So how often do you brush and floss?" Minuette asked.

Diamond Tiara replied "Only once a month, as I am too rich to brush my teeth." The pink filly suddenly hears a noise. "Do you have those losers staying at your house."

Minuette asked "What Losers?"

Diamond Tiara replied "The Dweeby Mark Dimwits."

Minuette laughed and asked "The Dweeby Mark Dimwits? Did you mean the Cutie Mark Crusaders?"

Diamond Tiara replied "Yes, Minuette."

Minuette explained "A couple of days ago I was asked by Rarity, if I could foalsit those Crusaders. I accepted the offer and those past couple of days I was worried about them. They came here 10 minutes ago and already they smashed my favourite vase. I think I will go check on them. Wait one moment."

Minuette walked in to see that the Crusaders painted each other and were splatting against the wall, just like an inkling in Splatoon. Minuette yelled "Girls! Why did you paint yourselves and tried to make a mess all over the house."

Sweetie Belle replied "Because Lemon Hearts told us to do some painting, so we decided to paint ourselves and splat into every wall in the house."

Minuette replied "If you don't stop being a bit silly, then you are not getting any cake at all. Plus I will tell Rarity that you have been very naughty."

Sweetie Belle asked "Minuette, why are you so stupid?"

Minuette replied "You take that back Sweetie Belle. Besides, guess who I am seeing now for a checkup. I'm going to get her to come downstairs." Minuette would then travel back upstairs to get Diamond Tiara.

"Hello losers" Greeted Diamond Tiara "Looks like you are stuck with lamey-toothpasty. But how come she's a dentist, if her Cutie Mark is a hourglass."

Minuette yelled "Oh it is on Diamond Tiara! I will have to remove all of your teeth with that hourglass."

Apple Bloom said "I'm confused. First you send out Diamond Tiara to bully us, but now she is bullying you."

Minuette replied "I'm afraid so. Why don't I tell you the story of how Diamond Tiara mocked me? Well actually I got to see my next patient." Minuette would walk back upstairs to see her next patient.

Sweetie Belle would huddle over to Diamond Tiara and say "Hey Tiara! Wanna be the brush?"

Diamond Tiara replied "No Sweetie Belle. I want to keep my mane clean, plus my tiara has to glamourous at all times."

Lemon Hearts yelled "Do you want to make some cupcakes?"

The Crusaders yelled "Cupcakes! Cupcakes!"

Lemon Hearts replied "Alright you three, you better help me with making these cupcakes!" The ponies make the cupcakes using the following ingredients: flour, sugar, buttermilk, butter and vanilla essence. The cupcakes were then placed into the over to cook for half an hour.

An hour later back at Minuette's dentistry upstairs, Minuette was cleaning the teeth of Bon Bon. Minuette asked "Bon Bon? Do you regular brush and floss."

Bon Bon replied "A secret agent never gives out information about brushing her teeth."

Minuette was about to reply to Bon Bon's statement, when she heard a smoke alarm beep from downstairs in which it was really loud. Minuette said "I'll finish your teeth later, right now I think my living quarters is on fire." The blue unicorn would then rush downstairs and see the three fillies, her yellow unicorn friend and a pink Earth Pony wearing a tiara gathering around an oven, in which pitch black smoke was elevating towards the roof of the house.

Minuette yelled "Alright, what the fucking shit is going on with my fucking oven?"

Apple Bloom replied "We were making cupcakes and we left the oven on for too long."

Minuette yelled "That is it fillies, I'm calling Rarity and I will get her to come here immediately." Minuette would then get her phone and dial up Rarity. "Hello Rarity, those fillies of yours have wrecked my house."

Rarity would reply in a very cranky voice "They did what?"

Minuette told "The fillies first broke my fucking vase, before fucking mess up my house with paint and they just burnt cupcakes which would cause a serious fire."

Rarity replied "I'll be right over darling." Rarity would run as fast as she could towards the house/dentistry. She knocked on the door.

Minuette would open the door and she greeted "Hi there, Rarity."

Rarity yelled "Sweetie Belle! Scootaloo! Apple Bloom! What have you done to poor Minuette's house?"

Sweetie Belle replied "Rarity, umm, I think that we were having fun but things turned out wrong. So its my fault that all this happened"

Apple Bloom also joined in the conversation "It was my fault as well Rarity."

Scootaloo said "It was also my fault."

Minuette replied "It's not their fault, it was mine. I shouldn't have thinked twice before foalsitting those fillies. In fact if I did in the first place, my dentistry would have been closed anyway and I'm the best dentist in all of Canterlot. I'm sorry."

Rarity replied "It's okay Minuette. Now fillies, how about a special treat at the Winter Festival."

The crusaders yelled together "Winter Festival! Winter Festival!"

And so Rarity and The CMC have fun at the Winter Festival. As for Minuette, she went back to cleaning the teeth of a lot of ponies with her new Dental assistant Diamond Tiara until it was closing time.

Minuette asked "Diamond Tiara? Would you like to stay here for dinner?"

Diamond Tiara replied "Yes Minuette, I would love to stay. Can I ask Silver Spoon to come?"

Minuette replied "Of course you could bring your friend. But I have to do one thing first." The hourglass Cutie Marked unicorn would jse her magic to levitate her diary and she wrote:
Dear Diary

Today I have learnt that you should think twice before confirming on doing a special job for another pony, if you have a busy day at your dentistry. Because if I don't, things will start to get chaotic.

Your favourite dentist
Minuette

After the writing, Minuette, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Bon Bon would all gather to have a special dinner together. The 6 ponies had a fun time eating some carrot pie that Lemon Hearts have cooked.