Compilation of Random: a Storybook

Shining Armor woke up. Then he got out of bed and took a dump. Then he searched his closet for something to wear. He found some sunglasses, a money sign gold necklace, and a hat that said SWAG on it. He walked out and Cadence saw him and said "That's amazing, Shining!" and she laughed really hard, but Shining Armor had turned into a SWAG and didn't care that she was laughing.