Compilation of Random: a Storybook

by luna the writer

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 5390

Try not to be too deeply disturbed.

Random adventures, and crap that you really don't need to read.
Try not to be too deeply disturbed.
Hey haters! Do not hate…you'll be converted eventually.
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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-11 18:14:30 UTC

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Swag

Shining Armor woke up. Then he got out of bed and took a dump. Then he searched his closet for something to wear. He found some sunglasses, a money sign gold necklace, and a hat that said SWAG on it. He walked out and Cadence saw him and said "That's amazing, Shining!" and she laughed really hard, but Shining Armor had turned into a SWAG and didn't care that she was laughing.

Princess Luna Likes Swag Shining Armor

Princess Luna noticed Shining Armor had swag. So Princess Luna was swag.

The Fandom in a Nutshell

One day a brony decided to do some art. So he posted it on a art site and went viral.

One day a pegasister wrote a fanfiction. SO she posted it online and it went viral and she became famous.

One day some random guy watched MLP and became a brony.

One day Rainbow Dash put on deal with it glasses. The fandom exploded. Discord chortled.

Random MLP Theory

If Cadence is Celestia's niece, then she would be Luna's daughter because Celestia has no other known sisters.

And if Cadence has a foal Luna will be a grandma.

NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT

Equestria ends

When Luna raged Equestria exploded.

Celestia was left with nothing but somldering blackness. And Luna lived on the moon. All the ponies were banished to Jupiter to get more stupider. Discord laughed forever and peed himself. And then Twilight tried to use the Magic of Friendship but it didn't work because Rarity hates Applejack.

ALL THE SHIPS ARE SUCCESSFUL

RD kissed Twilight.

RD kissed AJ.

RD kissed Fluttershy.

RD kissed Rarity.

RD kissed Pinkie Pie and then Pinkie Pie made her into cupcakes. YAY!!!

RD kissed Lightning Dust.

RD kissed Soarin'.

RD kissed Spitfire.

RD kissed Derpy.

RD kissed Scootaloo.

RD kissed Daring Do.

Flutterbutt kissed Discord.

Flutterbutt kissed Twilight.

Flutterbutt kissed Rarity.

Flutterbutt kissed Pinkie Pie.

Flutterbutt kissed AJ.

Flutterbutt kissed herself.

Aw, who am I kidding? There's too much cheating going on in this anyways...

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It had been 5,000 years since Pinkie opened her mouth. Rainbow Dash exploded and Discord smiled, then laughed.

You probably know where I'm going with this.

Equestria exploded and Pinkie Pie and Lauren Faust floated in space.

When I browse the internet...

Flutterbutt Eats Peanutbutter

Fluttershy stared into her cupboard. It had Nutella, chocolate milk mix and peanut butter. Fluttershy hates peanut butter. So she reached into the cupboard, got the peanut butter, unscrewed the lid, and dumped it on top of her head. Angel ate it.

Princess Luna Eats Pancakes

One fine morning, the princess of the night woke up to a heavenly smell wafting from the dining corridor. She rolled out of bed, her covers still around her, and she tripped over to the kitchen. "Hey sunbutt senpai wheres da food?" she asked, while putting on her best puppy face.

Sunbutt turned around. "Moonbutt, its not ready yet, but da donuts and cake are on da table." Moonbutt pouted and sulked into the dining hall. A chef brought out pancakes. "Moonbutt here is da food!" Moonbutt's face lit up brighter then the moon. She ate them all in one bite. But then she raged. "SUNBUTT YOU LIED TO ME! YOU SAID DA FOOD WAS NOT READY YET!" She destroyed Equestria in flames while also being Nightmare Moon. All the ponies were banished to da the moon and Equestria was a smoking remnant of what it was before.

Discord laughed.