Derped Delivery

by Flufflefic

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 231

Stuff happens. Cmc get the wrong package

[/The CMC get a the wrong Package. Has stuff. Like sex. And other stuff.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-12 03:23:17 UTC

The Toy

The clubhouse echoed of two knocks from the mailmare.

"I'll get it!" Applebloom exclaimed.

Outside there was one small box with a muffin on top. Sweety Bell and Scootaloo argued over the muffin while Applebloom took the package and sat down in the corner with it. She tore it apart mercilessly, gaining the attention of the other two young mares.

"A Symphony in G," Applebloom read off of the tin. " a dip-din-dig- ..." She struggled. "Oh. Dildo and vibrator combo."

"What's that?" Sweety Bell asked.

After quite some frustration, the lid was finally removed, letting loose a small document explaining proper use of the "toy".

"Eww!" Scootaloo exclaimed upon seeing the diagram.

The rest of the crusade gathered round and studied the diagram, drawing sounds of disgust far and wide.

Sweetie Bell, curiously enough, seemed to have experience with one of these. With the glow of her horn and the flick of a switch, the foal began pleasing herself. The others just watched in amazement.

As the first foal reached orgasm, she squirted all over the two others. The same "Ewws" came from the two than they proceeded to all try it out. After two hours they were exauseted and went home.

---------------later at the boutique----------------

"Sweety dear?" Rarity called. "can you check to see if my package is here? Don't open it... It's for me only..."